#( PLUGGING HIS EARS LALALA )

[springsung]

huh? what live action? his delicate ears had never heard of such an evil.

blessed are the ignorant. he's going to go run gaily through a field of flowers — he'd be happy if his twins joined !

#﹙ 🌱 — ic. ﹚ #﹙ 🌱 — dash comm. ﹚ #( PLUGGING HIS EARS LALALA ) #( im gonna pretend thats fake bc Please no thank uuuu <33 )

[knightofgreatrenown]

But Sir mighty Zote of knightly renown, I'm not lying.

We are only to speak the truth (precept 20), and I did see something purple and I did hear you say 'again'. Did something bad happen with getting purple on you? Is that why you don't like it?

-Archer

#[[ooc: mans said he wouldn't be indulging it anymore so he is doing the grown man equivalent of plugging his ears and going #LALALA I DON'T HEAR YOU!!!!!]] #prattling on #sketches

[jackmanifold-daily]

i am not immune to c!michael clifford/c!jack propaganda

#jack manifold #c!clifford #dream smp #mcyt #what do you mean he was in his head i'm plugging my ears going lalala #maybe jack deserves to be loved and held by the only person who ever acknowledged he died w/some genuine emotion huh #is it a guy from c!5sos? yes. and? #art post #mod tea

[arminsumi]

Satoru simping for you and Suguru telling him to give up (lol)

Note : this is just crack i found in the drafts lol enjoy??

Warnings : 🔞 mdni / suggestive

Satoru grits his teeth and makes a frustrated growl. "Fuck. She's hot." he mutters under his breath.

He looks away from you, like it was just too much to handle.

Satoru turns to Suguru, "Suguru."

"Yeah?"

"Should I ask her for her number?"

"Who — her? Nahhh, she's out of your league." Suguru says.

"What the hell! you're supposed to be my supportive best friend."

"No — I'm a cunt first and foremost before anything." he jokes.

"Can't your cunty mouth manage a little pep-talk?"

"It would be disingenuous. Satoru, I don't think you should be messing around with the principle's daughter."

Satoru makes another frustrated growl.

"Fuckin' bullshit..." he grumbles under his breath. He looks away and sinks his hands into his pockets.

"Besides," suguru adds, "she's got a boyfriend."

"—and you only tell me this now?! After I've been pining after her ass for how long!!" Satoru seethes.

Satoru looks at you annoyedly, but still admiringly. Like a doting puppy.

"Fuck it! Boyfriends are temporary!"

"Calm down, Satoru. No need to let your morals degrade over some girl."

"She's not just some girl, Suguru! Fuck, just look at her."

"Give it up, man."

"Maybe you're deterring me so you can take her all for yourself."

"Oh my god, Satoru. you sound as insane as a conspiracy theorist."

"Maybe she's into conspiracy theorists! Hey, I'll go up to her and whisper all sexy into her ear; "ooh, baby you know the moon landing didn't happen~"

Satoru looks around searching for a way to make his joke funny.

"—but I'll be landing on your craters tonight for sure."

"OH MY GOD. Satoru. stop."

Satoru continues his bullshit.

""Can I rocket into your pussy, babygirl?""

"Stop."

Satoru's laughing like a seal and going red in the face. He keeps annoying his best friend with examples of his wacky pickup lines.

"Wanna know why they call me Neil Armstrong, baby?"

"Satoru, I don't know why we're friends."

"Bitch you love me!"

"This is why she's out of your league. Because you're a nutter and she's a normal person."

"How do you know! She might be a nutter too. Shit, or at least I'll make her into one... yeah... I'll make her crazyyyy for me."

"... Satoru, don't drive her nuts."

"Okay, I won't drive her nuts. I'll just let her suck on my nuts."

"What the hell (lol)?"

"Yo, listennnnn, one look from her makes my balls feel tight and full." Satoru admits unashamedly.

"Ough! Too much information!" Suguru grimaces.

"SHE MAKES MY DICK HARD SUGURU!"

"LALALA NOT LISTENING!" Suguru plugs his ears and gets up and leaves the cafeteria.

#mdni #🥡.takeout #gojo #geto #jjk #fluff #crack #humor #gojo x reader #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu #satoru #suguru

[secretsturn]

you rolled your eyes at chris, tuning out his words by plugging your ears.

“lalala, I cant hear you!” you yelled, closing your eyes, purposefully pissing off chris.

chris grumbled something under his breath before walking away. your eyes were closed and you could tell he was not having it. based off of how much of an attitude you’ve been giving him all day, it would only be a matter of time until he had enough and acted out on his impulses.. maybe pinning you against a wall, or bending you over the couchs arm rest and shoving his cock inside you.. you’d just have to wait and see.

here you stood, cooking dinner for yourself, about to see what would happen.

you stirred the pot, the hot water sloshing around the noodles, hopefully lessening the stiff and raw form of them faster.

you balanced your weight onto one leg and popped a hip out, knowing you were gonna be here for a little longer, so might aswell make yourself comfy.

feeling arms snake around your waist and a head stuffed in the crook of your neck, wouldve scared you if you didnt know who it was. but you did.

grunting, you used your free hand to untangle chris’ arms from your body and push him off you. without even looking at chris you could see the distraught look on his face.

“what the fuck? y/n?” he said, throwing his arms to the side as he stared at you in disbleif.

you didnt answer, but only made huffed air out of your nose in remark, shrugging your shoulders.

chris didnt say anything else, he just stared. stiffening his shoulders he turned off the oven and grabbed your waist, spinning you around and shoving you to the counter, he grabbed your wrists and pinned you onto the counter.

a gruff look in his eyes, he stared at you. not a word leaving his lips. you could tell he was pissed.

“what the fuck is your problem, y/n.” he scoffed, his voice stern and low, no signs of mercy or letting up in his tone.

you didnt answer—how surprising—you only stared deeper into his eyes. testing him. you knew the outcome (no you didnt), you just wanted to piss him off further.

“use your fucking words. I know you know how to.” he snapped, tightening his grasp around your wrists.

to his surprise, you stayed silent, not even parting your lips. you continued to stare at him, a stupid look on your face.

chris chuckled, he leaned down to your ear, whispering “do I need to fuck it out of you?” he spoke in a low and seductive voice. the tone sending shivers down your spine and tingles to your core.

“maybe” you answered back, this wasnt the outcome you’d planned for, but you werent complaining either. chris smirked and grabbed the back of your thighs, throwing you over his shoulder and walking you to your shared room, god knows what he was planning to do to you once inside.

#sturniolo triplets #sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo imagine #sturniolo x reader #christopher sturniolo #chris sturniolo blurb #chris sturniolo x you #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo angst #chris sturniolo smut

[beaniebeensbaby201]

Can u do jay kelso x pregnant fem reader 💭💭❤️ and like everyone’s reaction

Also how many requests can we send xx

SURPRISE!!

Jay Kelso x reader

A/n: I do not have a limit onto how many you could send. But it will take a while as I'm a slow writer and have writers block sometimes😂.

A/N: ALSO IF YOU REQUEST FROM THE SHOW I AM ALMOST DONE I AM ONLY 4 EPISODES IN SO PLEASE DONT REQUEST SPOILERS AND THANK YOU.

Summary: The reader finds out she is pregnant and is trying to find the perfect time to tell Jay and their friends.

WARNINGS: UNDERAGED SEX(I DO NOT WANT ANY OF YOU TEENS GETTING PREGGO) ALWAYS!!!! USE PROTECTION KIDDIES! CURSING, fluff.

It was just a normal day in Point Place Wisconsin. Jay Kelso was with his girlfriend and their friends as they were listening to Nate.

"Man, you're such a dillhole!" Y/n exclaimed from Jay's lap.

"I am not! I mean, c'mon, dude. you can't seriously think that breakfast club is better than Teen Wolf!" (The Michael J. Fox one).

Everyone groans as the two teenagers continued their argument.

"Leia. You agree with me, right?" The young Foreman stammered as she plugged her fingers in her ears.

"I CANT HEAR ANYTHING! LALALA!" Y/n rolls her eyes at the child.

"Babe?" Jay quickly got up from the couch and ran upstairs.

"You wusse!" Y/n shouted from her seat.

"Alright, fine. Their is only one way to settle this." The room went silent as y/n held a smirk on her lips.

Time skip...

They ended up watching both movies. Towards the scene of the movie where Molly Wringwald had sushi, y/n's stomach began to churn. She quickly gets up from Jay's lap as she finds her to wait to the shower in the basement.

"Woah, baby." Jay was quickly at her side holding back her hair as she hurled.

"I'm fine." She promised.

"You've been puking the last three weeks!" Gwen quickly rushed to my side as she feels my forehead.

"What the hell are you doing?" I swat her hand off of me.

"Did you get bit by a zombie? I mean, in most movies, or shows, man, you get bit you puke." Nate comments.

"No!"

"Maybe the Chinese from last night?"

"No! No!"

"Maybe-"

"I'm pregnant, damn it."

The room went silent. Jay Kelso was in utter shock.

"You knocked her up!" Leia was the first to break the silence.

"I thought-' y/n shakes her head.

"We did. But, sometimes, it doesn't always save you." Y/n bites her bottom lip.

"I can't believe it!" Jay exclaimed, throwing the smaller girl into his arms.

"You're not mad?" Jay shakes his head.

"Why would I be mad? It takes two to have a baby." Jay leans forward and plants his lips against yours.

"Party time!" Gwen exclaimed, as she went towards the radio and play some rock music.

The gang all danced as they were celebrating a new Kelso to the family.

A/n: I hope this was okay, I know it's be a little short, but let me know what you think.

#tumblr fyp #jay kelso x reader #jay kelso x pregnant reader #that 70s show #that 90s show #the gang is just so cute tho

[wc-confessions]

jayfeather lovers plugging their ears and going lalala when you try and explain to them that jayfeather would rather play mario kart with his haters than them

ㅤ

#confession #jayfeather

[fermataofthecomposer]

Originally only saw a screenshot of this with many on Twitter claiming that the two elderly who shut their ears at Aaron Bushnell's last words did so because the protester was screaming too loudly. Turns out, they've literally shut them at "his last words" despite the lady's tone being the same throughout. Here you'll also see old people screaming at the protesters, telling them to shut up or... Almost assaulting them on camera?

Why did it have to come to this? I'm all for the protests being regulated and to not overstep their boundaries. I believe protesters pushing too far, even if for a good cause that should have been answered to long ago, do nothing but hurt their cause if they push it too far (via damaging and vandalizing structures, for example, a trend I've seen way too much).

But do you see how little those in power are listening?

In the last months, it's become eerily clear that these people won't listen to reason. More and more people are out there, and it seems like those in power just want to plug their ears harder.

So the next step is just annoying them into doing something.

It's not the most polite approach of doing this, but it's what people are resorting to by adding a bit more of a selfish reasons for the politicians to act: just so they don't hear about this anymore.

It's sad to me that this has to become the norm. You cannot expect these people to stand down as you don't listen to them, or try to shut them down.

"Childish behavior" (as many on Twitter called it) is the reasonable response to the childish behavior of those with many years behind their belt, who are now behaving like 1st graders who plug their ears and basically say "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU"

Sigh...

#world ews #palestine #free palestine #gaza #endisraelsgenocide #protest #protesters

[the-overanalyzer]

You ever think about how in First Strike the Chief reflects on how annoying it is when soldiers can face their own deaths without blinking but retreat to lies and denial when faced with a teammate dying, and how in Halo 4 his response to Cortana's rampancy is to spend the whole game plugging his ears and saying "lalala mom will fix this I can't hear you!"?

#it's great i love him #halo #john-117 #the master chief #cortana #ctn 0452-9 #halo: first strike #halo 4

[incarnateirony]

I'm sobbbbbbbing they're really plugging their ears "LALALALA SEASON 2 ISNT HAPPENING LALALA ITS NOT ABOUT GAY LOVE EVEN THOUGH DEAN WENT OFFROADING AND DELETED SAM TRYING TO FIND A PERSON NOT SAM JACK OR BOBBY LAAA BRAINS ARE FOR LOSERS" Yall. You lost. You already. Lost.

Just like you couldn't push back against the walls of time and keep Jensen from fixing your precious butchered finale, you aren't going to press back against time and prevent season 2 being the slow reveal of these plot elements. Congrats. Dean's search for Cas is the S2 plot.

Like you guys can console yourselves from ignorance and willful illiteracy and bananas cluelessness if you want, but you gotta understand. We don't share your MHI or need to deny reality. That's your shit. Didn't change the ending here and won't change following plot.

Also fascinating is them screaming "ah hahhhhhs". Like bro. My marker was the End Of The Road/Was It All Worth It. This is not the End Of The Road. Because it's not the end of the show. Are you fucking four years old that you can't understand this? So now THEY move goalposts.

Because of course they do. Otherwise they have to address Jensen undoing their finale and choosing to detour to find Cas before Sam and Dean doing all this shit for WHAT I WONDER. Lmao we're still EXACTLY where I said we'd land for sure with the unsure extensions now clear ffs

Misha and jensen shuffling a cameo because otherwise it looks real bad if Sam is the only one not included in the deletion of his fate while stuck on earth is like, not a great look? Common sense? There's a reason they were like, yeah, it needs to be more than this cameo, it needs to be bigger plot. And while if they truly only expected 13, the End of the Road would have been stomped in as intended from first draft, they don't, so the next steps are next year, because that's how TV works, and a bunch of child porn fapping hag haired hobgoblins are expecting us to take them seriously while they're screaming they literally can not see the entire plot.

[foolish-fitz]

fool's fate first thoughts

HOT OFF THE PRESSES, HERE'S ANOTHER CHAOTIC "REVIEW." I finished Fool's Fate yesterday* (ok by the time of finishing this post it was like 5 days ago) and I am absolutely buzzing about it. what a novel!!! insane!!

first of all, I am pleased to report that this is my FIRST HOBB FIVE STAR. Ship of Destiny came close but then Hobb fucked up the ending but she didn't fuck up this time!!

one thing to keep in mind: I listened to basically the first 50% on audiobook, and then switched between audio and physical for the second half. this is the first Tawny Man book I’ve read on audio, so that might impact my thoughts, especially on pacing and when comparing it to the rest of the series.

I will try to keep this one a little shorter, and I’m going to attempt to go chronologically. so let’s talk about…

the beginning

my main issue with the beginning was that I thought Fitz was going to chill at Buckkeep for a while and teach Swift, and the coterie was going to get stronger, and it was going to be great. (I am obsessed with the Skill coterie.) but instead BAM they’re on a boat. also the boat part was pretty boring but I was vibing, it was fine. honestly do not have many thoughts about this part.

the middle (before I absolutely lost my goddamn mind)

the Outisland politics and social games weren’t my favorite. I didn’t mind them but it got repetitive for Fitz to constantly be like “I just don’t have a good sense for what’s going on, our cultures are Too Different.” I LOVE Elliania, what an icon, and Dutiful really shone in this section too imo.

I completely convinced myself that Chade was draining Thick of Skill so his own Skill would be stronger. technically I was not directly proven wrong but I don’t think this actually happened and I’m bummed about it :( I guess Thick’s seasickness/hangup about boats, in addition to being a really interesting and genuine character insight, was mostly so Hobb could get him out of the way? and jumpstart Fitz and Nettle’s relationship a bit? god, so much happens in this book. side note, I do love how Nettle slowly becomes more integrated into the plot and the coterie. Nettle absolutely slays in this book - it was really the kids’ time to shine.

I also really like how much deeper Tawny Man went into Skill magic in general. I find it super interesting and it deepend a lot of character dynamics which I am always here for. this should be a different post so I'm going to stop there. good middle. it did have some pacing problems but... it's Hobb, so that's to be expected.

my mental breakdown

AUGHHHHHH. AUGHHHHHH. listen. listen. people kept telling me I was going to be sad but I was like “it can’t be that bad.” my friends kept joking about the Fool dying - “the book is called Fool’s Fate, Eve, what do you expect to happen” - and I plugged my ears and went LALALA and did not listen. and then I flexed my denial muscles so hard that even when Fitz was literally cradling the Fool’s body, I was thinking “but this isn’t right, this isn’t what happens, it must be some trick.” readers, it was NOT a trick. it was MEAN. he was fucking DEAD!! I genuinely could not conceive of this happening. I cried so goddamn hard. I could not function for several hours and then could barely function for a full day after that. 10/10 highly recommend, excellent pain.

the ending!!!

so... the scene where Fitz became whole again changed me as a person, it was so so beautiful. also true love's kiss between Fitz and the Fool which. what the fuck. I can't believe that was just in a book like that, and I got to read it. but I was a bit angry at the concept of Fitz going back to Molly. (and by "a bit," I mean "extremely.")

BUT THEN a miracle took place, which in retrospect was actually completely expected: Hobb wrote good. she wrote so good that there was literally no way for me to hold on to my bitterness for even one chapter. by the time Fitz sent his first letter, I was so invested and completely on board. it was just so cute!!! Fitz and Molly had a lot to work through, and they did work through it, and he gave her space but clearly expressed that he wanted to be involved in her and her children's life, and it was fucking adorable.

and they were happy. Fitz deserves to be happy, okay? he deserves the romance movie love story, and the sexy bee sting scene, and a bunch of children, he deserves all of it!!! god. Tawny Man really just got to me so much because of all the lighter and happier moments. I'm literally insane about this book series and if you read this far, you probably are too, so you know what I mean and I'm not going to elaborate any more.

I love this book.

#eve reads rote #me: i'll keep this review short and to the point #also me: #realm of the elderlings #robin hobb #tawny man trilogy

[carbonateddelusion]

Poking him with a sharp stick rn. What happens when the one he loves won’t say they love him back? Or worse better yet, say that they hate him?

herm.

won't say they love him back? that's okay. that's fine. this is fine. he can wait- they'll say it eventually, yes. ...but at a certain point it'd be all he's thinking about. it'd drive him crazy that he isn't "good enough" to warrant an I love you and he'd get even more desperate for their other affections

they HATE him?? he'd be in complete denial tbh. just kinda. metaphorically plugging his ears and going "lalala" about it. he's convinced that if he changes enough about himself or is kind for long enough, they'll be bound to fall for him and everything'll be nice and perfect and dandy and it'll all pan out like he planned. besides, he's still got a tiny bit of an ego left over about his brains- one of the ways he'd rationalize it to himself is by telling himself that maybe they just aren't SMART enough to see it, but he is.

it'd be a similar thing with his emotional intelligence. they aren't as in touch with their emotions as he is with theirs. but then he'd inevitably see that they're miserable because. as delusional as he is he's still Edgar, and it'd tear him apart

#eddie loses his shit

[thdrama2]

Kokokerome actually handled being blasted by a huge artist and their bootlicker friends really maturely despite Mior ruining his method of income! His words just keep gettin covered up by Mior and their friends posting on their own crusty PSA ever single hour. Kokokerome even apologized and owned up to copying them in his doc, but even though Mior keeps spouting that people can’t bring up their OWN past because “they apologized for it” they don’t give Kokokerome the same grace and that’s just distasteful. Mior is a just a bulldozer and a hypocrite that uses their white knight fan base to chew out anybody they want! And it’s disgusting that when someone points out Mior has done this dozens of times to other little artist their fan base plugs their ears and says “lalala were going to ignore that because that’s not what the PSA is about so it doesn’t matter!” If anyone needs to hear the words touch grass it’s Miorjah!

Kokokerome apologized here.

Miorjah's comment on her past apologies.

On the other points, I don't know if "dozens" is correct but yes Miorjah is known for calling out inspired designs and that was a part of Kokokerome's own PSA on them. However the sources for the specific claims in Koko's PSA were anonymous.

On ruining Koko's income Miorjah did cause Koko's commissions account to be banned on one website but Koko's bulletin says the attention has positively impacted his visibility.

Damn. Making me have to skim through petty comment chains.

[ante--meridiem]

It's interesting how fictional characters can do awful things and I'm unphased, but minor, regular character traits I dislike can slowly drive me up the wall.

(this is a post about The Podcast, which I will not name in it to avoid showing up in the tags.)

#In other news I have just about had it with martin #I can forgive the other characters who go around killing people but his stubbornness? That I cannot forgive #Which i guess is ironic because i can be pretty damn stubborn too #But I'm 'dog with a bone' stubborn #Not 'plugging my ears going lalala i can't hear you every time i dislike something' stubborn #I know the recent episode indicates that he's getting better about it but it's too little too late for me to like him as a character #The only thing that would make it up to me is watching him completely fall apart when reality hits him in the face #Funnily enough I've felt this way about Georgie and Basira too #Seems to be a running theme of the podcast #Which is good writing i suppose if it's a theme that's being explored on purpose #Just with the side effect of creating characters who drive me up the wall a bit #....ah well. at least i have Jon to love.

[secretsturn]

I prob wont make a pt2 of this js bc I think its good how it is as a blurb, but if u have any requests for blurbs, dont be shy, send em in!!

#sturniolo triplets #sturniolo #rosalie yaps #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo imagine #sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo

[wulfums]

what is ghs wulf's favorite memory? + what does he think about the other residents of the house? (sorry if these have been asked before!)

First ill do Wulfe's opinion on the residents (His name is Wulfe now to make him different from me)

Gregory - Wulfe's beloved husband <3 When they got married everyone in the house was forced to go Or Else. Also they were required to bring gifts.

James - Wulfe kinda encourages James' mischief and is very nice to him(And all the kids! He had a rough childhood so he wants the kids in the house to have at least moderatly good ones) and I think James is hype when Wulfe and Gregory get married because James is like YESSS A COOL GRANDPA FINALLY

Gregory's Mama - In order to get married, Gregory insisted that they get his mother's blessing </3 Wulfe was like "Oh this is NOT gonna go well." and Yeah, at first it didn't. But she finally relented like FINE Gregory. Wulfe avoids her as much as possible. Talk about weird in-laws...

Judgement Boy - He does NOT like introspection so he will plug his ears and go LALALA NOT LISTNING when Judgement Boy does his thing.

Mummy Papa - I think Papa is glad that he can leave his son in Wulfe's care if he needs to rest <:) He's happy Wulfe is so nice to his son! I think they get along well. Wulfe is chronically ill as well so they can relate over that too.

Catherine - She actually has no interest in taking blood from him, at all. They don't talk much but are civil to each other when they do!

Cactus Gunman - Wulfe has a resting bitch face, so I feel like Cactus Gunman is just. NOT very fond of Wulfe, scared even.

Cactus Girl - Absolutely pissed at Wulfe 24/7 for scaring her brother -_- Even though Wulfe is like "I prommy I just look like this 24/7 Im not doing it on purpose" but he is Still scared of her. She just does not take kindly to anyone who is mean to her brother, on purpose or not.

Neko Zombie - Wulfe tries to pretend Neko Zombie doesn't exist. It's better that way.

Hell's Chef - Hell's Chef wants Wulfe to STOP getting cravings in the middle of the night!!! Though he is at least glad Wulfe loves meat so much...Wulfe won't even ask what kind of meat it is, which is for the best.

TV Fish - Wulfe has no interest, that fish has NO meat on his bones </3

Clock Master - Even though My Son likes Wulfe(All the kids do!) I think Clock Master still is very critical of Wulfe. Wulfe gets super disoriented by his time powers so he just kinda...either avoids him or is as nice as possible to avoid it.

My Son - Wulfe sometimes does art group for the kids in the hotel, they all love it! My Son will often do pictures of his dad. Wulfe also provides snacks for the kids and gets them all specific things!

Mummy Dog - Wulfe is sometimes entrusted to take care of Mummy Dog! He LOVES that- he thinks Wulfe is so fun to be around!

The Guest - Wulfe's horror show involves Wulfe going "Let me paint your portrait!" and when he does, he shows it to the Guest who faints from how Scary it is (The Viewer does not see the drawing!)

Sleepy Sheep - LITERALLY Wulfe’s adopted son. He loves and cares him so much.

#gregory horror show #self ship #wulfe #grulf #ask