#(I’m joking (mostly))

[madderverde]

Me when given a chance to explain why Jurassic Park is Paleobotany Propaganda

#jurassic park #jurassic world #paleontology #paleobotany #don’t worry guys the plants can’t eat us #then bam the plants wreck all the ecosystem #conspiracy theories #propaganda #paleontologist propaganda #I’m joking mostly

[katmaatui]

What if I explode and die wouldn’t that be fun

#Personal Stuff I Guess #I’m joking mostly #I will be making vaguely concerning suicidal hal posts for the rest of the night though #Sucide mention

[graveyardrabbit]

oh iNaturalist page of birds commonly seen in my county, you’re the only thing getting me through the day

#just looking at a picture of a snowy plover like a ww1 soldier reading a letter from back home #I’m joking mostly #but also today has been a long week

[bisexualalienss]

me struggling through malex fic that I don’t really like that much because no one is writing fic anymore

#I’m joking mostly #if only I had motivation to write #I just have no time

[caiusmarciuscoriolanus]

Yo Bryan fuller! Are you watching IWTV on amc?! Cuz that’s how you do the thing with the obsession and the gay and the angst and stuff.

#amc’s interview with the vampire #nbc hannibal #I’m joking mostly #don’t come for me

[ao3-shenanigans]

Shout out to all the beginning authors, don’t be afraid to write badly and to write for yourself

we will love you regardless

#and if it’s *really* bad it might even become a cult classic #looking at you My Immortal #I’m mostly joking #I love all forms of writing and I love seeing y’all’s growth #even if I don’t always enjoy reading them I like seeing people write them #don’t be afraid to be cringy in these spaces- they’re ment for you #don’t be afraid to grow either #anyways ramble over #ao3 shenanigans #ao3 #writing #fanfic #fandom #archive of our own

[theminecraftbee]

the more I see of the hermit permits the more I find a very specific thing hysterical: the way it bans mega shops. everyone is going “oh yeah, of course, like the barge or ibuy” about that, which is totally fair. but the thing that is FUNNY about this is that it also technically bans mumbo and iskall from making another ill-conceived redstone department store named after a geographical feature of the planet. they’re depriving my guys a way to lose money creatively by over-complicating everything. they’re depriving my guys of “well okay it doesn’t WORK but in THEORY this should be the one-stop shop for all your shopping needs”. rude, really. now they’re going to have to come up with a new way to be spectacularly bad at capitalism,

#hermitcraft #THIS IS MOSTLY A JOKE BUT ITS HYSTERICAL #everyone going ‘yeah this bans mega shops! good that way no one gets to sell everything’ #I glance at the past times the hermits have tried to sell everything #I consider whether that really NEEDED a ban #anyway what I’m ACTUALLY saying is that iskall and mumbo should join forces on odea 2.0 #yes it failed the first time but consider: it could fail the second also!

[artbean]

starting off the year like

#st #stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things 4 #st4 #st fanart #stranger things fan art #eddie munson fanart #joseph quinn #joe quinn #mostly joking i’m doing ok. but also losing my mind. u feel #january is the monday of the year #lexidoodledoo #2024

[bisexuallsokka]

whenever i see people claim that zukkas don’t actually want their ship to become canon i have to disagree. you don’t understand the insane things i would be okay with as long as it had the end result of making zootaras mad. sure there is no way they could canonize it in a way that would actually make me happy. but you don’t understand the lengths i’ve gone to, the truly crazy things i’ve done, the sleep i have lost, and the war crimes i’ve committed just to piss z*taras off.

#this is barely an exaggeration. iykyk. #although i mostly forgot who knows #also yes of course this is a joke and i have way more thoughts on this but i’m not gonna get into that

[iamfabiloz]

We are three for for three everybody 🤯!!

Bonus: Novastorm and the uhm.. Tentacles 🧍‍♂️

#JOKING.. MOSTLY #I’m losing it I lost it when shockwave got the ropes I WAS LIKE WHAT THE SCALLOP!!! 3 times in a row!!?? #suggestive #tfe spoilers #transformers earthspark #transformers #maccadam #tfe #tf earthspark #nsft #spoilers #it’s mild but yk #earthspark bumblebee #tf bumblebee #earthspark megatron #megatron #shockwave #novastorm #earthspark shockwave #earthspark nova storm #wait so her name got a space in it!?? #autobots #decepticons #earthspark #Optimus r u next .. #ik I made a post like this b4 but I don’t feel like finding it again #earthspark spoilers #transformers earthspark spoilers #the starscream ep slayed also fr #bumblebee

[spinjitsuburst]

I stand outside the building of the Administration with a comically large boombox. I click play and lift it over my head. The audio is so ear-piercing that people in the front of the building feel as their ear drums rupture. Deep within the Administration the music has reached its intended recipient. The manager of the merge displacement team.

The audio blasting is Gary Come Home from Spunchbob but Gary’s name has been replaced with a text-to-speech voice saying “Jay”.

I am immediately served an Administration Restraining Order filed in triplicate.

#IM. having a moment I’ll be back #I saw a thread on twitter about jays underutilized potential and went yeah so true and started crying #I’m mostly joking #it’s 3am #I’m so. tired #jay #jay walker #spinjitsu screams #Ninjago #dragons rising

[personthattoleratesme]

Them immediately dropping this after the WAD era finished, they want us to know that we’re in a new era now and they just set the tone and I’m scared for what’s coming

#can’t wait for their eras tour #I’m joking #mostly #dan and phil #dnp #daniel howell #phil lester #dan and phil games

[fictiongods]

Literally all of Faiths mommy issues could have been fixed if she literally just got to meet Jenny Calendar

#I’m only mostly joking on this #like I don’t think she’d necessarily stay on the ‘good’ side but it would certainly be so much more complex #and it would be more to add into Buffy and Faith not getting along because of Buffy and Jenny’s complex relationship #PLUS MORE JENNY CALENDAR LITERALLY CALL ME GILES CAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH HER #and you know Jenny would NEVER EVER let Faith live alone in that motel #clearly I am completely sane about this and barely even think about this #obviously #faith lehane #jenny calendar #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer

[wormtime123]

thinking about how kind cleo & etho have been about bringing in the sad wet cat of a man that showed up on their doorstep playing along with his jokes and bizarre comments. spinning around doing silly dances trying to help him out. cletho had a perfectly good thing going without him and were still so welcoming. if grian turns on them and has to get put down rabid animal style i’m eating my own arm

#it’s midnight i’m feeling things & just saying words sorry #secret life spoilers #pointing at him Don’t you fuck this up #that’s mostly a joke actually i love drama and agony #but if their extension of kindness towards him #comes back to bite them i’m going fully dark #anyways GOODNIGHT

[locamotivednp]

Me, screaming and crying and gnawing at the bars of my enclosure: I’m so happy dan and phil are taking time off social media and taking time for themselves for the holiday

#dan and phil #two months of consistent uploads and I’m dependent on them for content again huh? #this is mostly a joke btw #I just haven’t felt the pain of pajama week in a long time #but work life balance is super important.

[clownsuu]

Holy cow there’re a lot and I really do mean A LOT of Welcome Home AUs, and more coming too. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but it makes sense considering WH doesn’t have a lot to work with so it leaves tons of room for fans to play around with. I just hope it doesn’t get outta hand like what happened to Undertale with its AUs.

People are free to have creative liberty on what aus they wanna make- like you said there is very little canon content to munch on so people will pull a “fine I’ll do it myself” JCHFHDHU-

I personally don’t mind it as well, but I do enjoy the aus where they purposely change Wally’s height just to make him more simp-able LMAOO

#Personally all my aus (like 3-4-? Honestly kinda just one aka mob the others are off brands LMAO) Wally are all still the same height #Except Yakuza Wally #He’s a single apple taller #Used god like powers to gain a single inch of height #Home wouldn’t allow any more smhhhhhh #Iv seen a lot of aus but personally I’m a big fan of the more jokey/light hearted non serious ones #Like this one whole au is just Wally being high LMAOOOO #Iv been tempted to make a au just called “Wally commits tax evasion/fraud” for like two weeks now #Oh I also love gangster au (joke au please don’t take this seriously) from toonz #Stunning amazing brilliant perfect show stopping- #More serious is probably greyscale #Mostly cause one: dadpa biased- #And two it’s a really cool concept with hella lotta drama for it (gotta love me some broken ass peeps) #But yeah as long as people don’t start making really sus aus/breaking clowns boundaries in the au verse we should be fine #Cause lort fuggin knows that they will be harassed to oblivion for it JDHDHDDH