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yurislotusgarden · 8 months

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Wearing their Clothes, Part 2

ʚїɞ Separately! Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Gogol, Sigma x Reader

ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!

ʚїɞ Part 1 for those who want to read it <3

ʚїɞ word count: 1164 (Fyodor - 329, Nikolai - 368, Sigma - 461)

ʚїɞ Tw's: None! Just pure fluff, pet names used, reader's gender is not specified in any way, probably ooc but I live for soft characters

Fyodor Dostoevsky

No matter what, you getting his ushanka won't be an accident or a surprise for this Man. He probably knew for quite a long that you wanted to try it on.

Probably would make sure that you won't get it for Some time just to tease you and see your reactions to failing.

Once he decided he had enough torturing teasing you, he would leave the ushanka on a chair or the bed, in a way that it looks like he for once, doesn't have it in the bathroom with him (Yes the rat showers even if forced) and just left it there.

So, you obviously had to take your chance and try it on.

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"Myshka, what are you doing?"

He definitely came out faster than you anticipated. You spun around, looking like a deer caught in headlights. To say that you took off the ushanka at the speed of light would be an understatement.

"Ehm... Nothing?" A raised eyebrow.

"Nothing you say."

"Yup! Absolutely nothing! Was just looking if my eyebrows are equal!" A dumb response? Very much. Did you care? Not in the slightest, not right now.

"So my ushanka in your hand doesn't exist?" Fyodor started to walk up to you as he said that.

You threw the ushanka onto the bed in a hurry. "I don't know what are you talking about Fedya"

"Sure you don't"

Fyodor picked up the ushanka from where it lies and put it gently onto your head, fixing the few strands of hair that fell on your face. Are you hallucinating or do you see a small smile on his face?

"You look nice in it, Myshka"

“Really?”

“Of course, I wouldn't lie to you after all.”

You looked better in the ushanka than the dark-haired Man first thought, to say the least. And if he told you that you can wear it whenever you want, then no one needs to know, yeah?

Nikolai Gogol

The little shit /affectionate I swear

He probably knows you wanna steal either his hat or his cape, but wouldn't give you an opportunity to steal it just to see your reactions. It's amusing and he wants to see your emotions what can I say?

I feel like the first time wouldn't be an accident but planned by him. Casually kidnapping taking you out in winter or just a colder day without letting you get warm clothes first, resulting in shivering and being cold soon enough.

"Cold?" Came with a teasing smile from the clown. He knew what he was doing and had the audacity to tease. You swear you will hit him with something once you're back home.

"Shut up, Kolya. Why did you even bring me out here so suddenly?" Your confusion was as clear as a clean glass.

"Why, to have Some fun! Time for a quiz, dove!"

"Oh no"

You swear Nikolai loves giving you quizzes that no one but the rat Fyodor could get or guess. You could bet with the dark-haired Man in question and win the bet.

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"And you lost once again!"

"I did" You chuckled. As much as you lose, they certainly never feel like ones. "So what happens now that I lost?" A good question as every time you lose, Nikolai manages to make the 'punishment' -his Words not yours- a different one.

"This!"

And before you realized it, you felt something heavy on your shoulders, but it also was warm. Looking at yourself, you see that Nikolai put his cloak over you, and fucking hell if you could you would just curl up in a ball and sleep, or even hibernate in this shit. The material inside is softer and warmer than you thought, no wonder he doesn't get cold.

"Your cloak?"

"Didn't you want to try it on, dove?"

"Is that why you brought me out in this weather in my pajamas?"

"Of course! How else could've I given you the honor of wearing my cloak?"

"..."

"Dove?"

"...Listen here you little shit-"

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Next week he whined all around, whether at home or at work, all because of you not cooking his favorite cookies that you do every week.

Sigma

I had to think about what would you even steal from this Man but then I remembered this guy wears heels.

You probably wouldn't need to think of it that much, it would probably be a random idea you got when noticing that he left them somewhere. I feel like he Has a big ass room in the Sky casino, an apartment more like, so getting the heels that would be left by the door wouldn't be hard at all.

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You have to say, that even tho the heels don't fit perfectly on your feet, you are absolutely slaying the look.

"I have to steal them more often goddamn" You mutter to yourself, looking in the mirror.

You continued to walk around a little, just for fun, the heels were more comfortable than you thought, and now your confusion about how does Sigma wears these every day and doesn't complain about feet hurting has been cleared up.

"Name? Have you seen my heels?" Fuck.

"No? Why?" From what you know he doesn't wear them after 10 pm (22), since people tend to not come to his office much after if anyone even does, so why is he searching for them at 11:30 pm (23:30)? It's almost midnight for fucks sake.

"They need me down in the Main room, but I can't find them."

"Maybe you left them somewhere else and don't remember?"

"Maybe"

You thought you were safe when you heard him walking away… until you heard him walking directly to the bedroom where you were a few minutes later.

'Shit-' You thought as you realized that and took if the heels, lightly throwing them under the bed so it looks like they were left there after being taken off by Sigma and kicked under by accident.

You went back to standing in front of the mirror just as the Man Opened the door.

"You sure you didn't see them?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"The heels are under the bed" Came the soft reply from Sigma, together with a finger pointed at the pair of shoes.

You leaned down, making it look like you didn't know.

"Oh, sorry love" To your pleasure a barely noticeable blush appeared on his cheeks due to the pet name.

"Don't worry about it" A quiet response this time. Sigma Walked over to get the heels before putting them on.

He stopped at the door before he walked out of the room and turned back to you. "I know you tried them on [name], just so you know." And casually Walked out.

You want to jump from the window. Fuck.

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Sigma didn't mind, not at all. In fact, he bought you a matching pair of heels. It’s needless to say that this pair is one of your favorite shoes.

Notes, comments, reblogs and anything else is greatly appreciated <3

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itsscottiesstark · 2 months

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Here's one of Aziraphale's BAMFest (I just made that up) moments cause he's the best and I love him.

I made these, show some love. 💕

#good omens #aziraphale #you came to me #i said i would protect you #and i will #bamf aziraphale #protector aziraphale #aziraphale defense squad #aziraphale defender #michael sheen #aziraphale gifs #gif #my gifs #my post #good omens gifs

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waggledoogledoggle · 5 months

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Violently resisting the urge to write this big ass thing about how huskerdust is 100% going to be canon, but not this season and how it's going to be the slowburn of the century that's a slow but genuine build of respect between the two.

And how so many people don't understand Angel's character and that if you see him as just 'a sex joke' congrats you missed the whole fucking point because he feels he needs to be that way/it's what's expected of him so he acts that way in front of others and of course he's not gonna act like it's forced- many people who wear masks do a pretty fuckin good job at acting like it's not forced, that's the point.

And how Husk sees through the mask, and they straight up say that he does in the angel and husk trailer.

And that episode four is literally titled masquerade.

Im holding it back, I swear I am-

#I could go into heavy detail #AND I WILL #I will go into heavy detail #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #husker #angel dust #huskerdust

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rusty-courage · 6 months

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the past 7 days have been so

#stressful is the word i'm looking for #i think things are figuring themselves out im just trying to get back in a content creation headspace and its not working lol #but i wanna stay on track with this nutshell challenge #and i will #Lord willing

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spiritual-turg · 6 months

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TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

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spillthebea · 2 months

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okay, we need to discuss

i know that people see the lyrics: When does a man become a monster? from I'm Just a Man (Epic the Musical) and think of Remus but WRONG! IT'S PETER! PETAAAAAH

when does a comet become a meteor (lily) when does a candle become a blaze? (sirius) when does a man become a monster (peter) when does a ripple become a tidal wave? (james) when does the reason become the blame? (remus)

and see, it goes perfectly with the reprise!

when does a candle become a blaze? Forgive me

it's sirius asking for forgiveness for Halloween

when does a man become a monster? Forgive me. I am just a man

IT'S PETER ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS FOR BETRAYING THEM AND BEING JUST A MAN, A COWARD IDIOT LITTLE RAT OF A MAN! PETAAAAHHHH

*insert here meme of an astronaut watching earth saying "wait, it's just Peter?" while on gunpoint by another one that says "Always has been"*

#a little too obsessed about epic and marauders #marauders #peter pettigrew #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #lily evans #i should go to sleep #and i will #only 5 min more mum

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fuckyeahisawthat · 2 years

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I’ve read a lot of Ed/Stede first-time/early times fics where Stede is super nervous/hesitant/naive, not knowing what to do or even what the possible options are and like, I get where that characterization comes from. And I’ve read fics where Stede is like, magically great at sex and I very much get the appeal of that specific fantasy as well. But neither of these seem to quite hit the mark for me because I think one of the things that defines Stede in his Stede-ness is that he’s a fucking lunatic who usually doesn’t know what he is doing and has never once let that stop him.

This is a man who charges headfirst into things he’s excited about, fueled by nothing but improbable confidence and commitment to the bit. He can be quite bold under the right circumstances (thinking about that post I can’t find right now about how he is actually being very forward in the moonlight scene, even if he’s not flirting intentionally) and he is just an absolute nerd (affectionate) about the things he enjoys and that’s one of the things Ed likes about him.

So what I’m saying is “Stede who is not exactly good at any particular act involved but is fucking thrilled at the novelty of being desired and is being a massive, adorable dork about it” + “Ed who actually does have some experience but is too busy being flattened by a wave of tender, attentive intimacy of the sort he’s never experienced before to do anything about it” = some kind of chaotic gay sex feedback loop where no one involved is particularly suave or dignified about anything and that’s exactly what makes it so fucking hot.

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede x ed #sex talk #i'm just looking for a certain flavor of confidence but not necessarily competence but still somehow a tiny smidgen of game stede #playful charming dork who can somehow be devastatingly romantic and you never quite know if it's on purpose or not stede #i know i know write the smut you wish to see in the world #AND I WILL #i WILL write an E rated fic for these two i just haven't had TIME

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swimmingback · 1 year

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#i could go on and on and on and on and on #and on and on and on #and i will #boygenius

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king-zacharyy · 2 months

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Okay, so I recently saw a sad Stolitz edit where a lot of people in the comments were saying 'Stolas deserves better' blah blah blah, and, honestly, I'm getting REAL tired of the people saying Stolas deserves better like they BOTH haven't done shitty things 😤

I love Stolitz with my entire being and will defend it til the day I die, so I'm really frustrated with the haters who think that Blitzø is the only one who did smth wrong. Stolas has said and done things that have hurt Blitzø, just as Blitzø has said and done things that have hurt Stolas.

They both have a lot of insecurities and issues that block them from communicating properly, and it ends up hurting them. This does NOT mean they don't love each other. It does NOT mean that only Stolas deserves better, or only Blitzø does.

They need to be better to themselves before they can be better for each other! So before y'all go around hating on Blitzø for the things he's said and done, gain some media literacy and see that Stolas isn't exactly innocent either. They've both fucked up, and they're both hurting, so please for the love of all that Viv and Brandon have created, stop putting all the blame on only one of them.

Kloveyoubye ❤️

#hellaverse #helluvaverse #helluva boss #blitzø #helluva boss blitz #stolas #stolas helluva boss #stolas x blitz #stolitz #haters dni #seriously yall gain a bout of media literacy and basic comprehension skills before you talk like you know smth #blitzo defender til the day i mfing die #i can go into heavy detail #and i will #rants n rambles #rant post

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akantorrr · 11 months

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vampire robot money gang

we love hurting V2

based on this fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/48507976 by @size-two-shrimp

#I dont know how to tag stuff here #ultrakill #v2 #here comes my art woohoo #shrimp and I are cooking an ultrakill au #it's a The Forest/SOTF au #it's making my brain rot in the best way #I wanna draw and write so much stuff about this #and I will #that is a threat

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possibly-a-table-or-just-gay · 2 months

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'It's the god heroin prays to'

ANDREW

HOZIER

BYRNE.

#i could go on #and i will #HOW THE ENTIRE SONG REFERENCES ADDICTION #from the line above #to 'then feel your weight in arms id never use'#and the repeated 'it feels good girl it feels good'#describing the high of taking substances #oh my GOD #someone restrain me #hozier #the hoziest #andrew hozier byrne #hozier lyrics #to be alone #lyric analysis

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carefreefc · 7 months

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#oh i could go on and on about this one #ruben dias #manchester city #and i will #he’s so jaw droppingly sexy fuckkk

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tamibae · 2 years

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fade-steppin · 7 months

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renegade shepard @ garrus: i can make him worse

#and i will #mass effect #garrus vakarian #commander shepard #renegade shepard

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chronic-escapist · 1 year

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can we not?

#heartstopper #nick and charlie #charlie spring #i can in fact make everything about heartstopper #and i will

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darlingian · 7 months

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You can't even defend him. You know he's trash.

I'm so sick of people making these characters their entire personality and not being able to accept criticism about them. Sorry to tell you, but your blorbo is an asshole.

Where did you come from? Why are you here?

My bio says I'm Ian Gallagher's cheerleader. Not an apologist. This guy fucks up a lot. He can be an asshole, sure.

I still love him.

Die mad about it.

#i could go into heavy detail #and i will #but not for you #gallavich #asks #you know you can like... not look at my blog #or any Shameless blog!#you can actually leave tumblr entirely!

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