#911 fake twitter

[swordofazrael1992]

9-1-1 fake twitter idea that came to me in a dream

#there is also albert replying to this with ‘hold up i have to google something.yeah this is funny’ #i also really wanted to make ravi’s @ panickedpanikkar. but it was too many characters #in case it wasn’t clear the message order is chim then buck then hen #911 posting #911 #911 abc #911 on abc #ravi panikkar #chimney han #howard han #henrietta wilson #hen wilson #evan buckley #buck buckley #fake twt #fake twitter #fake social media #911 fake twt #911 fake twitter

[alissa3000]

I will always stop and read fake tweets, like esp the criminals minds, supernatural, and 911 ones 🙏

#fake tweets #twitter au #buddie 911 #911 on abc #supernatural #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #dean winchester #alissa3000

[queenboimler]

my mom is chronically online in the way an ipad kid who's been raised with a phone in their hand is and i asked if she saw the internet blow up when buck officially came out as bi and her exact words were: "yeah, i did see that but i'm confused, wasn't he always a little....you know, why was everyone shocked, wasn't it obvious?"

#911 abc #my moms gaydar is unparalleled as always #my mom (who's a stay at home mom to the dogs now since my brother&i are full grown) has THREE phones #one for calls & texts (mostly from me or my dad) one EXCLUSIVELY for apps like twitter and another for her fake slot machine mobile game #her screen time puts mine to SHAME (her one phone had a 21 hour a day screen time #so when i say this woman is chronically online i do mean that

[tevanbegins]

So this is about the BoBs hacking Lou's twitter account. (Def not regretting leaving twitter 2 years ago, though that was for different reasons.)

Absolutely vile and disgusting behaviour no doubt, but then you can always expect worse from these cretins. There's no limit to how low they can stoop, the centre of the damn earth wouldn't be enough.

But please know that they are doing this only because they feel extremely threatened by Lou.

Because of the fact that he is so terrific in his portrayal of Tommy + the endgame potential his storyline with Buck has.

Because the chemistry is so magical that the canon queer ship generated a whole new gigantic fandom overnight, when the BoBs had become complacent in the belief that they were always going to enjoy a comfortable majority as they had been for the past several seasons.

The fact that Tim Minear had originally signed Lou up for just a 4-episode arc, but extended it because of the vastly incredible response to Lou's comeback and the storyline from the audience.

The fact that he was invited to do press with Oliver towards the season end, when they thought the ship was going to be bones.

The fact that none of their insane predictions about the episode plots ever come true.

The fact that 911 abc social media handles keep uploading posts including Lou/Tommy.

Imagine the power and hold the man has, and it is just growing. So it's not a shocker that rabid haters are losing their minds, pulling out their hair, stomping their feet, stabbing themselves in the eyes with forks. Let them. Don't lose sight of the power you have because of their nastiness and insanity.

These toxic, nefarious elements will never have the class and grace Lou Ferrigno Jr. does. They can spread all the dirty shit they want about him. But we fans adore him and always will. No explanations required. And we won't hold back our love and support for him no matter what fake allegations they keep bringing up against him. The more they hate, the more we'll love. They want to call us shits for liking and supporting him? Let them. We all know who the actual little toxic shits are, and it's not us, and it's not Lou. It's these BoBs, and Tim & Co. are not a bunch of amateur teenagers to not see or understand who the real problem is in this.

Anyway, these BoBs can't stop our power. They can't drown our voice. We will always rise above them. And so will Lou, because he is a badass king. 👑❤

___

#lou ferrigno jr #tommy kinard #911 abc #tevan #kinley #bucktommy #evan x tommy #buck x tommy #tommy x buck #tommybuck #thomas kinard #louis ferrigno jr

[wildlife4life]

Fuck-it Friday

Tagged several times before I even woke up! Haha. But thank you to these lovelies for the tags. @prince-buck-diaz, @bekkachaos, @thewolvesof1998, @heartbeatdiaz, @ebdaydreamer, and @transbuck

I think we all know what I'm about to drop, but also with the fun surprise of a fake instagram post! I'm getting nifty! So here it is, another snippet of NFL Buck and Firefighter Eddie secret relationship.

Chimney wasn’t trying to stalk Eddie on social media because it’s kind hard to when that person’s internet presence is almost non-existent. His twitter was practically tweet free, just retweets, mostly from WeRateDogs.  His Facebook profile was just about the same, with the most recent original post being about moving to Los Angeles. Instagram was a dead end, private and Eddie had yet to accept his follower request.

How the hell was Chimney supposed to find out anything about this mysterious boyfriend of Eddie’s? All he knew was that he made good money, had a sister, and worked out at some fancy gym. He needed to know more!

Chimney was just about to give up, then two weeks after the request, Eddie finally accepted.  The paramedic went on the deepest dive he could, clicking through post after post, noting most of his page were pictures of Christopher, a couple of group shots with his Houston firehouse, a handful of photos with who Chimney assumed were members of his family, including the once mentioned sisters, and a single picture of Eddie with two other paramedics in front of an ambulance for Austin, Texas.

It was the second to last picture though, that finally gave Chimney a lead.   

The photo was almost artistic in a sense, with the Longhorn’s stadium at field level, lit up by the lights with a beautiful Texas sunset in the background. It had 10 likes, and two comments.  One from his former paramedic captain Tommy Vega and the other, a single emoji from an account Chimney saw had liked every photo Eddie had posted. Buck4life.

The page was private, with a profile picture of a beautiful dog with a black coat, which looked a little familiar.  He had 10 followers but followed 100 plus.  Another dead end.

He clicks on tommy_vega_126, digs a bit there, and finds that she follows and is followed by Buck4life.  So, Eddie’s previous captain knows this ‘Buck’, who is most likely the mysterious boyfriend. Because who else besides family would like every photo and family doesn’t leave a cryptic, yet loving emoji on a photo that is reflecting on emotional beginnings.

Chimney’s conclusion: Buck4life was the boyfriend and they met during Eddie’s time working the Longhorn games. That boyfriend has a dog, which meant Eddie has a dog, and Chimney is really curious how that man comes into work without a single trace of dog fur on him.  Hen would definitely like to know.  Even since rescuing Pasiley, she has come in with some part of her civilian clothes and uniform decorated with white fur and she puts up a minor fuss about it every time.

He needed to find his best friend and present his new findings.

See nifty! And yes, they will have a dog, who is based off of Oliver Stark's own, Jade. Alright I hope you all enjoyed and if you want to see the other post from this wip, just click on the nfl tag on my page, they should all come up.

Tagging (sorry if already tagged and/or posted! No pressure!): @elvensorceress @911onabc @shortsighted-owl @thekristen999 @lizzybizzyzzz @cowboy-buddie @911-on-abc

#fuck it friday #tag game #wip #911 fox #911 abc #911 fic #buddie #buddie fic #evan buckley #eddie díaz #chimney han #tommy vega #nfl #secret relationship #instagram #chimney investigates

[texasbama]

the crazy thing about 911 twitter is that it's a VAST majority of white girlies who are constantly getting mad on BEHALF of bipoc people... when the bipoc people aren't even mad ourselves 😭 like they're spending more energy cancelling a fictional character from season 2 than they would ever hold anyone accountable in their real lives. and somehow ryan is the biggest racist they've ever known and all their activism is about him, when he has more respect for and familiarity with black people/culture in his pinky finger than their whole bodies. it's so crazy like i'm almost offended at their fake outrage

Mhm. As a black woman, I can say with 1000% conviction that the absolute LAST thing I want is a white woman pretending to be enraged on my behalf. Keep it.

#911 asks

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter, tweeted out an unfounded conspiracy theory Sunday morning about the attack on the husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi from a website that has a history of publishing false information.

Musk responded to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton when she tweeted out an L.A. Times story about how the suspect in the attack on Paul Pelosi, David DePape, spread far-right conspiracy theories.

"There is a tiny possibility there might be more to this story than meets the eye," Musk wrote to Clinton, linking to a story published on a right-wing website called the Santa Monica Observer that questioned the circumstances of the attack on Pelosi, according to an archived version of the story. (The website was no longer accessible late Sunday morning.)

As of late Sunday morning, Musk's tweet had more than 24,000 retweets and more than 86,000 likes, and was quickly gaining more traction.

The fact-checking website Media Bias/Fact Check rates the Santa Monica Observer as a "questionable source" based on "the routine publication of false and misleading information and the use of poor sources."

Media Bias/Fact Check said the website's article on the Pelosi attack "appears to be fake and defamatory."

Musk did not immediately respond to a request for comment from NBC News.

The Santa Monica Observer has also published other fake stories that falsely reported that former Secretary Clinton died in the September 11, 2001 attacks and had been using a body double since then, and that Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, was appointed to a non-existent position in the Department of the Interior under former President Donald Trump.

The publisher of the website, David Ganezer, unsuccessfully ran for Santa Monica City Council in 2010 and 1988, according to the Santa Monica Daily Press. He is currently a registered Republican, voting records show.

Musk's tweet comes just days after his $44 billion acquisition of Twitter was finalized. Musk has said he will loosen rules about what kind of speech is allowed on the platform. That vow has prompted concerns that the changes could drive users and advertisers from the site.

DePape attacked Pelosi, 82, with a hammer after breaking into their California home early Friday. The suspect was searching for the House Speaker, who was in Washington, D.C. at the time, two sources told NBC News.

Police arrived after Pelosi called 911 when the suspect wasn't looking.

Pelosi suffered a skull fracture and serious injuries to his right arm and hands, according to Drew Hammill, spokesman for Speaker Nancy Pelosi. He underwent successful surgery and is expected to make a full recovery, Hammill added Friday.

Police said DePape will be charged with attempted homicide, among other charges. Officials have said they are still working to determine a motive in the attack.

#us politics #news #nbc news #2022 #elon musk #Twitter #homophobia #paul pelosi #david depape #speaker nancy pelosi #rep. nancy pelosi #conspiracy theories #Santa Monica Observer #la times #Media Bias/Fact Check #fact check #David Ganezer

[buddieisgoingcanon2024]

Some of the leaks are legit. We've seen the photos to prove it.

Others are just rumors.

It's hard to avoid with the way people spread them without tags here, on twitter, on AO3 (imagine being a normal fandom person that doesn't follow Twitter and tumblr and seeing some random guy suddenly popping up).

But my suggestion is to the people that are getting upset is to start blocking certain words like 911 spoilers or 911 speculation.

For me, I just assume it's all fake until it actually happens, so it doesn't get to me. It's mainly annoying to see people doing things like replying to Oliver like that one ig did.

You can love the idea of Tommy and Buck, and see it as a stepping stone. You can hate it. But please keep that shit in fandom, particularly when it's just rumors.

👀🔥 yes anon keep it in fandom.

[blorbodiaz]

the hackers aren’t gone (and what we know about them)

so for a while we’ve all been thinking that the ransomware hackers from season 5 left a little…underwhelmingly. its possible they aren’t done with us just yet. so i thought i’d put all we know about the hackers into one post.

1. starting off a lot further back than you’d expect, in 2x14. when the CAD system went offline, the FBI was sent to the dispatch centre to see if they had been hacked. they weren’t, but during this time the analysts gave us some very interesting backstory information:

“In 2016 a single web address went viral on twitter. people clicked on it and their phones started speed dialling 911. The attack in Atlanta last year was traced back to Russian hackers, The city spent more than $2.6 million trying to unlock their systems, rather than pay the ransom demand of $50,000 in bitcoin.”

2. Now, moving onto the blackout. In 5x01, the first things that started happening in terms of hacking was fake natural disaster alerts, phones automatically speed dialling 911, and cars gps trackers malfunctioning.

where have we heard that middle issue before? ah yes, the hack from 2016.

then both taylor and karen come to the realisation that it was not app updates and software glitches, but ransomware.

3. still in 5x01, when the air traffic control systems get overtaken, this is what happens

now its not bitcoin, but its close enough to what was described in point 1 to wonder if its the same hacker collective.

4. and finally, in 5x03, the hackers just kinda…disappear. they give back the power with none of their demands met, and just leave. in taylor’s news coverage of this, she says (there’s talking over this, so i tried to transcript it best i could):

“the hacker group initially claiming responsibility and demanding a hefty ransom has gone offline, virtually scrubbing their existence from the internet, leaving no trace behind. many questions remain, what was the motive behind this attack?”

in the end, i think there’s enough roots that have been put down quite early on in the show for them to do something big with the hackers. and i mean really big. maybe this is what season 6 has in store for us, maybe not. i hope so, because this would be kinda cool. but i guess we’ll find out…

#do what you will with this #i fully believe the hackers aren’t gone #the hacker theory #angel talks about 911 #911 on fox #911 season 6 #911 speculation #angels spec box

[mediocrecrime]

squirrelucy_6 arg

i don't stop thinking about this arg so infodumping here we go

so starting with obvious plot shit:

running the twitter account is lucille garcia

she likes squirrels (and now bunnies)

ex husband (now comatose, we'll come back to that) is franklin garcia

daughter named claudia garcia, who died of an unknown illness some odd years ago

divorced now

slightly deeper shit:

on hpdarchives, there's three items that require passwords (there in the tags)

item 3:

youtube video titled OCT_24_11.mp4 leads to item 3

item 3 is woman disappearing (don't feel like looking up her name)

in the tags, there's "it's all her fault" written backwards

i assume that means that her disappearance was lucille's fault

item 4:

item 4 is email explaining claudia's condition (and soon to be demise)

october 24, 2011 is claudia's death date

the email describes her condition as worsening and visitation being unadvised

the italicized letters and numbers lead to a bit.ly image of what i assume is claudia on her deathbed

item 5:

item 5 is a transcript of a 911 call between franklin and a dispatcher

he reports seeing lucille outside his window and is later found comatose

the case number i think looks to be a word scramble that i cannot figure out

in the tags, there a little poem about fake letters that i also cannot figure out so if someone could help thatd be just peachy

#arg #help

[collegejournal]

So I was scrolling through Twitter (I don't care if it's called X now, it's f*cking Twitter) and came across a post about why John Walsh started America's Most Wanted (link). After reading it and a few of the replies I remembered when a guy tried to kidnap me in a parking lot a few months ago.

TW for creepy guy in an old beat up car in a dibellas parking lot asking for directions and being paranoid on the drive home if that's a thing that might concern u. I'll put the story behind a keep reading thing just in case (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

For context, I'm a 25yo female, 5'2" and around 180 lbs. So I'm on the petite side proportion-wise, and the way my extra weight sits it's not always super obvious that it's there.

So one weekend a few months ago I put in an online order for a sub at dibellas and went to pick it up. I didn't bother changing out of my lounge clothes (loose tank top with no bra, flannel shorts, and slip on shoes, no makeup) since i was just gonna be in and out within a minute and didn't really care all that much about how I looked. After I got my sub I had my car door open and was about to get in when a car pulled up next to me (not super close, there was a comfortable amount of distance) and asked if I knew where [insert local plaza/strip mall here] was. I genuinely didn't know where it was (still don't) so I turned to him and apologized saying I didn't know.

Without saying another word the sleezy looking guy in a sh*tty old beat up car immediately pulls away, leaves the parking lot, and pulls right up to the nearest traffic light. I felt like that was strange since if he was actually asking for directions I would have thought he'd pull into an empty parking spot and Google it. The whole thing felt off to me so, remembering what his car looked like, I kept an eye out for him or any other suspicious looking car the whole way home in case I was being followed so I could pull into a police station or the like and not lead them to my apartment. Luckily I didn't see anyone following me at all so my sandwich and I were able to get home safely.

✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

Moral of the story is to always trust your gut. If someone asks you for directions and something doesn't feel right, tell them no and immediately walk away to the nearest safety. If it happens in a store, find the nearest most intimidating looking person or just group of people and pretend you know them like your life depends on it, because it just might. You can also pretend you have someone waiting for you, and even pull out your phone like your getting a phone call and very clearly say, as if your replying to someone asking where you are, that you are on your way right now and will be there soon you are just being held up. If you need to extend the fake call, pretend where you're going is a large meet up with a bunch of people ("is everything ready for the party/reunion? I have the decorations and cake in the car and was just about to head your way now")

(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

Side note, here's another quick tip for you. I don't care what you think about police or any other emergency service providers, but if your driving anywhere and feel like someone is following you, pull into the nearest police or fire station and, if they follow you into the parking lot, DON'T get out! Just lay on your horn until a cop/firefighter/whatever comes out. If they are a shitty cop/etc and won't help after you explain the situation and the creep is still in the parking lot, call 911 (or whatever your local emergency number is) and get them to help you. Your top priority is staying safe and NOT leading the creep to your home.

Stay safe out there, everyone, there's some creepy people lurking in places you wouldn't imagine. 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

#collegejournal #creep #asking for directions in a parking lot #stay safe yall

[swordofazrael1992]

fake 9-1-1 universe tweets

(but they’re all quotes from aftf)

#you know how it is. only have this stupid fucking tweet generator. when will god give me a break #fake twt #fake twitter #911 #911 lone star #911 fox #911 abc #evan buckley #chimney han #owen strand #bobby nash #carlos reyes #henrietta wilson #eddie diaz

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[frostbittenbucky]

Bruce Wayne

The Batman

The Dark Knight

Worlds Greatest Detective

Had fucked up

Bruce Wayne isn’t a slob, he’s not lazy- he is the complete opposite of his persona “Brucie Wayne”, who is a lazy pampered prince. But Bruce Wayne? Never.

So after Bruce finishes a snack he washes his dishes like any civilized human would do- or else Alfred would have some very choice words and some very petty actions towards him. It’s a simple task, take off his rings, run the water, apply the soap, scrub then rinse.

Simple.

But someone tell Bruce how the hell he managed to drop his ring down the drain? And someone tell Bruce why the didn’t stop for a moment and think before shoving his hand down the drain?

He fucked up. Now he’s stuck. But Bruce Wayne is a genius, he can get himself out of this silly situation. So he tries pulling... and pulling... and pulling. Ok, next option, lubricant. Soap will do. So Bruce proceeds to pour a generous amount of soap around his hand, he moves it around to make sure it’s coated, then he pulls. And pulls. Ok so next move.

What’s the next move?

He groaned loudly, thinking how utterly ridiculous and stupid this situation is. “Ok... dammit,” he muttered to himself. He decided to reach for his phone and-

Shit. It’s on the kitchen island directly behind him, where it’s just out of his reach. Why did he do that? Oh right, because he got water in his speaker last time. Right. Perfect. Wonderful.

“Alfred?” He called out, “Alfred, Damian are you still here?” No response. Shitshitshitshitshitgodammitshitshit.

Maybe he can reach his phone? He thought. So with all his grace he leaned towards to island, swishing at the air in hopes his phone would magically come into his hand. Nah.

Leg, his leg might reach. It’s longer than his arm, and his can get some torso length in there. Lifting his leg and leaning his body out he kicks at the counter, his brows furrowed. Fuck. Bruce is very flexible, but his leg and torso are extended to the fullest human capacity, and fuck why are these countered so spaced out?!

Bruce pulls his body back and lays his forehead on the cold countertop, trying to push down the rage that’s building up in his chest. This is stupid. This is so fucking stupid. “Is anybody home? Stephanie? Jason? Ca- not you, Titus,” He lifted his head from the counter and looked to his right, and there Titus stood in front of Bruce, wanting to investigate the noise. Seeing nothing interesting Titus tilted his head and gave a “boof” before turning out and leaving him to his own demise, “no wait,” Bruce reached out for the dog who already made up his mind.

So there he stood.

Bruce Wayne

The Batman

The Dark Knight

The Worlds Greatest Detective

Dumbass

Knowing he now has to swallow his pride and go into his next move, he groans loudly. It’s not like it’s the first time he’s called when it wasn’t anything life threatening. Sure, it’s rare, but it does happen. Plus, he always understands, and by now he knows the differences between help and help. But Bruce knew there would be consequences... because he isn’t scared of Bruce, all his intimidation tactics fall short, completely on deaf ears around him.

“Clark,” his voice sounded almost like a whine, his voice was a little hoarse from literally forcing the words past his lips, “if you’re not busy I need a hand.”

Just as soon as his finished his sentence Clark was stood in front of him, flannel, glasses, and cowboy boots, “howdy.” Bruce closed his eyes at Clark’s greeting, then opened them to send him a hard glare, “what’s seems to be the problem, Bruce?” A wide and knowing grin spread across Clark’s face. X-ray vision. No explanation needed. Sure friends help friends in their times of need. But best friends? Oh yea, Bruce had to earn his help by paying the high price of humiliation.

“Just hand me my phone, Clark,” pointing at the device just out of reach.

A shocked and confused looked replaced Clark’s smile, “oh, this? This phone right here?” He also pointed, walking to grab the device, “you don’t happen to have Face ID do you?”

“No, I w-“ It was a lie. Clark know had opened his phone just by turning it to Bruce’s face. A sigh left his body, was this price worth his freedom? Probably not.

“Hold on, B, I’m not dressed properly. This is a rescue after all,” and just in a blink of an eye Superman now stood in front of a tired looking Bruce, having no choice of his front vow seat the shit show that was about to unfold. Clark lifted the phone and snapped a couple selfies with Bruce, grinning his charming smile that the world adored him for. Bruce looked like a hungover raccoon, putting it kindly.

“Are your done? Just get me out and I’ll buy you a horse or something.”

“Aw, you do care. I knew you were listening when I told you about that pony farm,” Clark didn’t bother to look up from the phone, tapping away at the screen, “oh Bruce, your groupchat is named ‘family’?”

His eyes widen, “don’t you da-“

“-Isn’t Dick a firefighter? I think that he’s better for this job,” Clark announced, taking a seat on the island that just out of reach, “I hope you understand Mr. Wayne, I’m glad to offer help but them seems like a job for our local emergency service.”

“If you call 911,” Bruce growled, gritting his teeth together, leaning towards the other man and close as possible, “I swear.”

Scoffing, Clark waves him off, “of course not, why would I waste a 911 operators time? There’s people who need real help out there. I’m calling Dick directly.” Once again, is the price of freedom worth it?

————-

“Fireman Dick Grayson reporting for duty!” Cried his oldest child with two other firman following close behind, “hey pops I h- is that Superman?” He faked a gasped, clutching his chest.

The group chat had blown up by now. A series of text and FaceTime calls followed shortly after.

Damian: “Tt. Father this is utterly disappointing”

Bruce: “Sorry to be disappointing, kiddo”

Stephanie: “lmfaoooo I’m coming over. Be there in 10 don’t escape until I get there”

Jason: *screenshot of the photo of Superman and Bruce posted on Twitter with the caption: “when your dad panics and calls Superman”

Jason: *another screenshot of a multitude of replies along the lines, “what are you doing step bro?” “What are your doing Superman?”*

Duke: “the mighty Batman has finally met his match. A kitchen sink”

Cassandra: “😆😆😂🤣😬🤔🧠🤷🏻‍♀️💕💕💗💓💖”

Bruce: “thank you, Cassandra. I think.”

Stephanie: “imma do a live when I get there 🤣”

Tim: “you know we’re not going to let you live this down right b?”

Dick: “dumbasssssss”

Dick: “don’t worry B I’ll be there to rescue you shortly”

Bruce: “I can unadopt all of you.”

Alfred: “master Bruce, please word yourself properly. “Unadopt” isn’t a real word.”

Bruce: “Sorry, Alfred.”

So now that official rescue crew has arrived he expected this to be a quick and professional release. Nah. Dick, his oldest, his light in the dark, his son, his baby boy, is an asshole.

Dick started taking his own selfies with Bruce and Superman. Dick and Clark wore bright smiles, full of perfect teeth and glimmering eyes. Bruce, again, looked like a mess. He was wearing an old shirt, old sweatpants, no makeup on, his hair an untamed, scattered, frizzy mess. He should’ve conditioned, but he wasn’t expecting to go out today or have any photos done today.

The price of freedom is high, but not worth it.



#Bruce Wayne #batdad #superman #Clark kent #batman #Batfam #my post #I just want to make people laugh tbh #also I’m tired of Bruce seeming so perfect #I want him to do stupid things and make small mistakes #and I want more Clark terrorizing Bruce #also no I’m not editing this I’m lazy #dick Grayson #Cassandra Cain #duke Thomas #Stephanie brown #Jason Todd #Tim drake #Damian Wayne

[very-feral-lesbian]

HUGE DISCLAIMER: this has not been verified by anyone officially on the 911 team, this was leaked on twitter.

eddie and taylor having ethical conflicts….. INCH RESTING

EDIT: this has been confirmed fake

#911 #911 fox #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buck buckley #taylor #bucktaylor #911 leak