#A truly stupid amount

[canisalbus]

Salva Nos

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Machete #art #artists on tumblr #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #sorry about the recent Machete spam I've been having truly stupid amounts of feelings

[symbiotic-slime]

it’s so funny going into monsterfucker spaces and seeing people argue about whether Venom is a tame monster crush or not and I think I figured out why ppl argue about it. I think there’s two separate levels to liking Venom and people just don’t specify which one they’re talking about

the first is what most people think of: you want Venom when they’re in a separate host and in their more humanoid form. they look like just a really tall guy, and you’ve got some monster traits involved but not quite as many as level two. this is the tame level.

the second level is when you want to be their host. you’re pulling an eddie brock— you’re fucking the slime that lives inside of you and cannot take on a humanoid form outside of yourself. it’s just a mass of black goop that lives in your organs and speaks to you in your head. this is why some people would consider Venom a more extreme monster crush

#or it could just be that the people who call them extreme are cowards #but yeah #I’ve been thinking about this a lot with the ‘craziest hear me out’ trend on tiktok #because every time it happens people debate whether venom truly counts as a ‘hear me out’ character #which I think to any sane person would be deranged because either way ur still fucking the slime monster #but I love spending stupid amounts of time thinking about the silliest internet beef I can find #and as someone who falls in the second level!! I get annoyed when ppl call venom an entry level monster crush lmao #sam’s ramblings #venom #sam talks about venom #monsterfucker #monster lover #please tell me this makes sense to other people

[seancouturier]

#flyers lb #this took a truly stupid amount of time #appreciate my terrible artistry

[toxifoxx]

truly at the end of the day its all about receiving validation

#<- was having a lot of fun drawing fat william till he stopped to think about what other people might think #<- very important that people like him just as much as i do #<- incredibly important (i love him so much and his character is so much more nuanced than the fandom ever gives him credit for #and he already gets shat on way too often by people who don't understand what they're talking about) #truly the amount of hate based around him being a murderer is insane. Brother he's not a real life murderer. he's not going to #come out of the screen and hurt you #I NEED PEOPLE TO AT LEAST LIKE HIM A LITTLE BIT *bursts into tears* #and i need validation #and getting people to simp for him and think oh hes hot 😳 is one of the easier and more entertaining ways to get nice comments #what i lack in skill and talent i can make up for in character design and suggestive subtext right? #ugh #i dunno it feels like the only way to get people to say sometjing nice about my art sometimes #don't get me wrong i adore drawing him slutty but. ougggghhhhhh #hope it doesnt sound like im implying he's less attractive if hes fat personally i think hes hot as fuck #its mostly about stupid ass conventionally attractive shit #and also that people get bullied for portraying him fat... That too #anyways #im normal again now #toxi.txt

[supercantaloupe]

insp.

#sasha makes #rigoletto #opera tag #opera memes #sparafucile #duke of mantua #the amount of effort i put into making this very stupid joke is truly staggering

[toodrasticallydumb]

Oh c’mon you knew I had to.

My version of the Barbie mugshot with stricklake because I just COULD NOT get it out of my head:

This is specifically from my Trollhunter!Strickler au solely because of the white streak in Barbara’s hair lol and now that I’ve drawn it I am oh so tempted to have it be an actual scene that happens somewhere along the story…

Little snippet of the would-be scene (it's so long it got away from me, I'm sorry):

*the two are rummaging around in a very much broken into museum to find what may or not be a message from Nomura*

Barbara: Walt...?

Walter: Hm? Yes, love?

Barbara: What's that outside?

Walter, pausing for a second to listen: Oh. That would be the em...the police, my dear.

Barbara: Oh, okay, okay, excuse me, the WHAT.

Walter: ...Em. That is, I- um I suggest you hide the skathe-hrün somewhere, lest the authorities care to investigate further into what exactly it is when they take it from your person.

Barbara: So we're not even avoiding this? You know, getting arrested by the police?

Walter: Mmmm, no, unfortunately. I don't want you using the skathe-hrün (or more specifically its magic) anymore than absolutely necessary for today. You've expended yourself enough as it is.

Barbara: And getting arrested for breaking and entering is not an 'absolute necessity'???

Walter: Not particularly, it would only be a considered a second-degree burglary since it is a museum and not a residential, habitated building; which that sub-type of burglary is a 'wobbler' charge in the state of California, which equates—if it is persecuted as a misdemanor rather than a felony—to merely (at most) a year in county jail—

Barbara: A year?!

Walter: —and 1,000 dollar fine if, that is, we are found guilty by being proven to have harbored the intent to steal something, of which we did not and do not have evident by the fact neither of us pocess any given tools to break or take any item from its case. I assume this is the first time you have been accused of any given crime aside from speeding or any other driving-related violation? Without evidence of a previous criminal record we should be lined up quite well to be merely fined or, if NotEnrique can manage it (if I can bear to call upon endless embarassment and taunting), nothing at all but a slap on the wrist though I doubt we could not accomplish that on our own given our positions in the community as school teacher and doctor respectively.

Barbara: You have wings, Walt.

Walter: And mothman escaping a building with a strangely human-shaped figure in its arms is not at all a cause for alarm to the police who will no doubt be keeping close watch of all exits and entrances which would also draw unneeded attention before we can reach the proper cover of the clouds.

Barbara: *face-palms* Getting arrested. How wonderful. 'Oh, just breaking and entering, officer, not much.'

Walter: It is hardly as terrible as it sounds, really. We can omit the 'breaking' portion since we snuck in through the window without running into any trouble that would damage it. Frankly, we could go the route of claiming guilty to the crime of trespassing according to the Penal Code 602 (California's trespassing law) being that we entered the exhibit past museum hours. On top of which it is far more accurate to what we're doing in actuality, not proper burglary since we have established neither of us had the intent to run off with anything that was not ours. Doing so we would also fare far better than with a so-called 'breaking and entering' offense (such a named law does not actually exist in California, only burglary and trespassing separately but I will clasify it as the burglary law for sake of consistency) in which we would be recieving just a simple fine rather than possible felony charges that could come with a second-degree burglary we may have committed.

Barbara: Not really helping here, Walt.

Walter: Right, apologies-

Barbara: Which, of course, getting arrested is an experience you obviously know about.

Walter: The (pun intended) offense aimed against me is dully noted. However, my dear, the fact I know how the intricacies of the specific laws of California operate does not entail I have been arrested prior to this. That would be Nomura who holds the experience in that particular department.

*pause*

Barbara: Walt. Don't you dare. You stop it right there. Unless you want--

Walt: The police department. Heh. *guilty snort*

Barbara: *sends him the disappointed death glare*

Police: *break through the door* Hands up! On the ground, now!

Walter: *laying down* I hardly find my pun to have been that egregious.

Barbara, already on the floor: Really, Walt? Good puns involve good TIMING too.

Police: Dispatch, we have the two culprits in question now in our custody. *taking a pair of cuffs out* You're coming with us. You have the right to remain silent.

Walter, being actively handcuffed: Well, I suppose then, now would be the less than appropriate time to say this museum has gained quite the em...standing in the Lake family...?

Barbara, being stood up with her arms behind her back: Officers, I have no idea who this man is.

Walter: I never once said I intended to make good puns.

I made this entirely too long but once it started I couldn't really find myself stopping. Whoops. Hope you enjoyed chaotic Walt not caring about being arrested because jail is honestly the least of his problems rn. It would honestly be a break.

#did i dedicate like a half hour to exploring the penalties of California trespassing and burglary laws??? #I did indeed. #this is the curse of being both a writer and artist #the ungodly amount of work that went into this stupid MEME is insane but i am still proud #Jim does NOT let them live this down and Strickler knows this #so he's here for a fun ride if he's going to get made fun of endlessly by both NotEnrique AND Jim #barbara is very much tired of her boyfriend/husband's antics but at this point she accepts it #(NotEnrique somehow gets ALL of their mugshots and one day they wake up to find them all framed and hung on the wall) #Barbara: Jail Walt! JAIL! What kind of example am I setting for Jim here? That he should do as I say not as I do? #Walter *sitting all crisscross applesauce in his cell*: ...Em...Perhaps that the apple truly does not fall far from the tree...? #*Walter was then demoted to the couch for the next week* #Walter: He should be proud to say he's his mother's son! #did I do this instead of editing for this week's fic update? #oops. #toa trollhunters #walter strickler #toa strickler #toa barbara #barbara lake #trollhunters strickler #art #strickler #my art #doodle #stricklake #fan fic writing #trollhunters #tales of arcadia #barbie mugshot redraw #barbie mugshot meme

[skibasyndrome]

friends....... after all the crybaby antics and moments of utter panic......

we've finally landed on page 20/20 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

there's still some definitions to add in (some of which I still have to read something for lol), a short conclusion to write and then a whole lot of editing and polishing and probably shoving certain parts into different places ahead of me but EY!!! THIS IS A KIND OF VALID PAPER NOW!!!!!

#🥹🥹🥹 #at this rate I can be like “stupid paper I ban thee” tomorrow probably!!!!!! ����🎉🎉🎉 #I can't thank all of you encouraging me and dealing with my antics enough #special shoutout to sophia for keeping me accountable with deadlines #this was THE WORST FUCKING PAPER I'VE EVER HAD TO WRITE!!!!! PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!! #and it truly is one of my most lacking ones but you know what? all things considered the fact that I /have/ a paper??? more than enough #fucking achievement actually because the amount of times I was THIS close to quitting??? unparalleled #simon.out. #academic shitposting

[cabinetduo]

that post abt "no that Korean speaker is not saying the nword post" pissed me tf off. I wasn't gnna say anything but yall will truly use any excuse to be all "I'm not touching you racist" to black people. it's old ass discourse that maybe yall don't know bcs yall aren't black but not once has anyone been like "oh that person speaking an entire different language with an entirely different alphabet is clearly saying a racial slur". maybe nonblack people who wanna speak for us but it's like. a whole thing. It's making up fictional black people to get mad at. calling "Americans" self-centered in the notes is crazy when we know exactly what Americans you are talking about!!

#everybody always wants to be in our fucking buisness #making up niggas to get mad at #i wasnt even gonna make this post really i wasnt but the amount of ppl going 'wow americans are so egotism and self centered' about tjis #THATS RACISM #YOUR BEING RACIST #NO BLACK PEOPLE GET UPSET ABT TJIS ITS CLEAR WHEN YALL THINK WE ARE TOO STUPID TO HAVE ANY SELF AWARENESS #the amount of times yall will say 'Americans' and really mean black people as a means to avoid being called racist like fuck off #do you know how fucked up it feels when everyone is toting around a racial slur that they truly are unable to understand the depth of #i dunno!! everybody is always inour buisness so whatever!!!! #im frustrated as fuck #no hate to op but fuck man #🌱

[thedroloisms]

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#now that theyre unmodded can i just say #what in the stupid fucking vigilante justice were those people on #like just quit your damn jobs don't risk shit that can have real fucking consequences for you #just bc youre going through a parasocial breakup ? like 'doing the right thing' the right thing if you truly think there's a problem #is reporting the guy to twitch so he doesn't have a platform not blocking the shit out of his channel and HOLDING IT HOSTAGE #these people are gonna get their asses handed to them at some point for harassment or some other legal bullshit #and no amount of 'oh i was doing it For Good' is gonna help them in the eyes of the law like good lord #^ not that big of a deal bc it's just a twitch channel. but like THINK ???? #why are people ENCOURAGING THIS

[solpng]

ok so i dressed up in my finest goth cunt 'die bitch rest in pieces' gear today for court and my ex sister in law didn't even show up so i'm literally sitting there in a crowd of muted tones waiting for our case to be thrown out for 20 min like this

#the amount of times the judge and i made eye contact was nuts btw #anyway yeah the case was dismissed entirely bc it was stupid and made no sense as i've been sayinggg #a big waste of time truly but at least i looked hot #went out to a nice brunch with my mom and brother after and did a little shopping too #not a bad day overall just a goofy start

[sevicia]

I wanted to make a cleaner summary of last week's classes and also review the classes I have this week since the material is already uploaded beforehand but I was feeling so horrible throughout the day that when I sat down I was just gonna look at the ones for tomorrow but I think I'm just gonna go to bed because I just gave my little numbers game a few tries and not even the joy of tribial elementary school-level math games is bringing my brain cells and/or full sentience back

#diary #accessing it through the CMD thing and not just running it from the IDE made me realize a few things about it though so I'll hav #I'll have to maybe jot them down somewhere when I'd normally just be rly excited and try to fix them straight away like I am truly fucked r #I do wanna make an eng version of it sometime soon so I can share it even tho it's literally the simplest little thing. it's fun if you're #an easily amused nerd that loves playing with numbers in a truly useless manner. if that makes sense #also very obviously text-only I am NOT torturing myself with any graphics of ANY kind rn #it closes immediatly as they do and also when it comes to having double/triple digit starting numbers it becomes a lot less fun I think tho #though I haven't used it much with those yet #I still wanna figure out a way of making it better when it comes to 2/3 digit starters. and my original idea included maybe keeping track #keeping track of how many steps you took even between different rounds but I made the simplest version for now. I also think making like a #''this was the least amount of steps possible!'' type thing would be very very cool but that is FAR too big brained for me rn #cause I can figure out how to do the record keeping thing but that last one is like. let's stop talking for a little while................. #oh but adding an actual interface sounds so fun even though I have very little clue on how to do that rn I could probably STOP typing becau #because I can feel my stupid ass self start getting excited about this which will make it so I start working on it instead of going to bed #NO. DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!! auhgh............ oh man I had a lame joke to make but I completely forgot what it was #I have coding class tomorrow in which I normally just do the exercises as fast as possible before playing around but the only Python editor #I could find installed on the school computers was Visual Studio Code and I have no clue how to use that shit like I don't need so many #so many buttons. probz. OKAY GOODNIGHT

[deus-ex-mona]

s. s ave me, meoto…

#n o t me clinging to meoto to retain my sanity bc g o o d l o r d today was the worst #today was truly a very bad; very horrible day indeeeeeeed #man. today truly was a comedic tragedy in every way possible. i’d laugh if i were anyone else tbh #first i couldn’t start my workstation bc we were out of this cleaning acid thing. #t h e n this other branch lab sent over a precise amount of [reagent] that we needed to make the cleaning acid thing #*and* what’s worse was that they also demanded like. 1/5 of the acid we mixed. like bro. make it yourself mans. #but the worst part was when i tried to use a dropper to poke this sediment out of [tube i was supposed to be cleaning] #bUT THEN HALF OF THE DROPPER MELTED BC THAT BUGGER CAN’T HANDLE HIGH TEMPERATURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #stupid new droppers man. the old droppers could handle 100 degrees just fine. s o now the tube is clogged with melted plastic and it’s just. #life’s *really* great sometimes yk~~~~? (ʘ‿ʘ) #and so the night shift dude who came to take over the workstation against expectations seemed kinda pissed that i hadn’t started anything #and im just there. with my intestines wriggling about like internal abdominal worms. tryin not to cry in the face of my mistake. #while he’s fumin’ away like a freakin’ chimney or sth. like. man. no one asked you to take this workstation. you came here on your own. :( #anyway i ditched him and left for my break to calm myself down only to be approached by some random terribly lost middle aged to old lady #who was looking for directions to *somewhere* but she only spoke chinese aaaaaaaa #and i can’t read maps/i don’t even live in the area of my workplace so i have no idea if the lady managed to make it safely #but. lol. the lady showed me her message screen when she asked me for directions to her destination #and by pure coincidence the person she was texting is apparently related to someone with the same first name as me #the cons and cons of having common names man. i hope the lady managed to find her friend with the same name as me though lol #anyways. pls hw im begging. pls drop the crossfade for lxl birthday tmr i n e e d more meoto to carry on— #s o b s this is what im living for now ig. meoto………..

[satans-knitwear]

Just dreaming of the real necessities rn 🥺🥺

Be my hero : Pypl cshpp

#Christmas dinosaur items are my thing this year for some reason #Thanks to the stupid amount that bills came to this month and the christmas and birthday presents... #Both of my siblings have birthdays this month 😒 #I have almsot no coin at all times. And it is very....... Anxiety inducing. As im sure you guys know. #We all know that feeling these days. #Anything helps. Truly. Even just reblogging my content!!!! I cant express my appreciation for your support enough.

[sluttysuperheroes]

I’ll say.

#zionists truly are stupid but at least this one is self aware 💛 #‘a fair amount’ are you serious

[petergabrielyuri]

brokeback mountain is such a tragic movie but jack fuckin' twist is one of the characters of all time. When ennis is in that tent with him he wastes NO time getting that arm wrapped around his waist like ok king. the literal second he heard ennis divorced his wife he packed his bags, dropped everything in his life, and drove 10+ hours up to go live with him indefinitely, uninvited. literal funniest shit ever

#my post #and the stupid little smile he has wrapping ennis's arm around him #its not even a smug smile hes just happy #like there's this huge amount of tension between them and ennis is like #'if i ignore it it will go away' #and jack is like #'idc. fuck me about it already why dont you.' #like its really funny but it also illustrates that while ennis is so deeply and completely repressed #jack literally CANNOT repress his sexuality at all #he and ennis both know they're attracted to each other so why not make a move???? what's the point in not making a move?? #ennis is free now so why not go drive up to live with him??? #he literally cant ignore those parts of him which makes ennis's inability to truly express them all the worse #brokeback mountain #sorry i just saw a gif of jack driving happily to live with ennis after the divorce and then sadly driving away and was like #'buddy really just did that unprompted'

[kvaughanarts]

Did you know that you’re my favorite, bird man?

#men only want one thing #and its a set of kickass wings and a baller outfit #and theyre so real for that #mcyt #fanart #my art #Philza #ah dadza my beloved #seriously the best #i wear his merch with pride and there’s nothing you can do to stop me #the amount of times I’ve considered making an animatic to ‘dentist’ from LSOH based on that one Wilbur bit is ridiculous #it would be so much time and energy for a stupid bit #but i would love it #so is it truly a loss