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sodaa-enby · 9 days

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ok since you guys really liked she just on my roll til i with it. here are some stupid jrwi themed sentences that could be described as pickup lines (they get less and less comprehensible im sorry)

are you jay ferin? cause i can give you daddy issues

*rides up to you on a tricycle* come with me? we're just gonna roll with it

are you the spider queen? cause you took my fucking heart and i want it back

are you gillion tidestrider? cause youre my chosen one

are you queen jrwi? cause i uhh um i forgor

Maybe i’m chip jrwi the way i PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE P

hey girl aeooiieaeeooooou (-gillion)

are you ghost? cause. uh. knife

Hey girl are you gillion tidestrider because your grandad FUCKS

hey girl are you jay ferin cause i'd like to melt your left leg off

Call me price jrwi bc your beauty has paralysed me

hey girl are you rolan deep because CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLIC

Hey girl are you vyncent sol cause u must have come from another world-

hey. Hey girl are you niklaus hendrix cause ur the desire daddy

hey are you rand because i'd take your last name too

hey girl are you thanatos cause ur metal as fuck

hey girl are you exandroth archangel of retribution because OUGH

Hey are you William wisp cause id fall for u (get it cause he fell. off a cliff)

she suck on my ening til i slompound

are you arthur bennet cause uh uh uhm meow

hey girl are you grefgore because FROM THE TOP ROPE MY PRINCE

hey girl are you gabriel because i wanna tear you apart piece by piece and rebuild you

hey girl are you edward twilight cause when i see you i want to kms

hey girl are you [insert any jrwi character ever] cause you need therapy fs

hey girl are you vex weylin because ahahhahaaaaa ahahhahhaha,,,, heyyyyy heyyyyyyyyyyyy hey uh uh hey huh uhh uh uhh uh hei heiiii hai haiiii :3 haiiiiii haiiii :3333

#jrwi #spoilers for all of these campaigns!#jrwi prime defenders #jrwi riptide #jrwi apotheosis #jrwi the suckening #jrwi bitb #yapping

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kasey-writes-stuff · 2 years

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Pedicure tickles

This is for first stream/meeting

Tina had came to Florida as had Karl and Quackity! So all of DTKQ and Tina were meeting for the first time! Somehow Tina had convinced them all to get pedicures! Karl had gotten them before so it wasn’t hard to convince him the others… it was a little harder but eventually they caved thinking doing it once can’t hurt…Everything was calm at first their feet sitting comfortably in the warm water, Tina and Karl having picked out some colors for their nails everyone else opting for either no polish or a simple clear coat. The nail trimming and cuticle pushing went well maybe a slight flinch from a few of them at certain spots but it was fine overall! But then came time for the scrubbing…

Tina’s nail tech had finished her cuticles first and so the scrubbing began with her.. Tina jumped a squeak slipping through as one hand gripped the arm of the chair and her other covered her mouth “EEK!” The boys turned to her confused all except Karl who’s eyes widened and the look on his face clearly showing he was mentally slapping himself having forgot about how bad scrubbing tickles… Quackity who was sat in the chair next to Tina giggled softly as he asked “Tihihinnahaha? You good?” She turned to him and nodded moving her hand from her mouth just long enough to say “I-ihihmm f-fihineheEEK!” Her words cut off with a squeak as nail tech scrubbed near her toes…

The guys all laughed softly at her reactions but you could see slight anticipation in all their eyes… except Dream’s was much worse than everyone else’s… you see all the guys have ticklish feet ranging from moderately ticklish to very very ticklish… and It just so happened Dreams feet landed on the very very ticklish side of the scale… Quackity was next he jumped slightly but no real giggles yet! You could tell tho by his wide smile and slight grip on the chair it definitely tickled! It wasn’t until they hit a specific sweet spot just above his heel that he broke into giggles “hoholllyy shihihzzz ohokahahyy thahattss bahahddd!” George snickered rolling his eyes “Really are you serious please so childish being ticklish to a sponge..” His words held no true venom further proved by the worried glances towards his own feet as it seemed the nail tech was nearly finished with his cuticles… Quackity attempted to glare at George as he says “juhuhsstt yoouuu whahahihitt!”

And as if in no time George’s nail tech finished and picked up the scrubber wasting no time getting to work! George gasped in surprise biting his lip harshly as he looked away from his feet hoping that whole out of site out of mind thing would work.. Spoiler alert it did not especially not when the nail tech began scrubbing the area right before under his toes… George jumped breaking into giggles that neared soft laughter at points! “Ah! AhahahaHAHAhahha” Quackity smirked confidently and satisfied “see told you it was bad!” George shot a glance at Quackity words vicious but all the sting gone due to the wide smile and giggles showing “shuhut uhuhuppp ihihdddiioottt youuu wwwHEHEHrrhehee whahayy wohoHOHrrsshehehe” Quackity simply rolled his eyes “Whatever you say George whatever you say”

Soon enough George’s turn was over and it was now onto Sapnap… Sapnap attempted to feign the most confidence of them all making a psh sound at George’s reactions “Oh please george you’re way worse than Quackity was but you’re both really bad it definitely can’t even tickle that m-muhuhccchhh HOHOLLYY SHIHIhihzzzz!” He broke into giggles and laughter the scrubber finally touched down! His leg shaking heavily, and once the scrubber hit his heel he squealed pulling his hat down to cover his blush and muffle his laughter “MMNEHAHAhahahhaha frihihicckkk AHAHhahhaha!” Karl snickered softly beside him “Duuhuddeheh I knew you were ticklish but I didn’t know you were that bad! I’ll definitely have to target your heels next time we have a tickle fight!” Sapnap groaned through his laughter mumbling “SHUHUuhuhhtttt UHUHuhuhupppp ihihiddd SSTTihihilll wihihinnn yooouurrrhehehe whaahhayyyy wohohorrrdsshehehe!” Karl blushed softly having no retort…

Sapnap’s turn ended and he placed his cap back on his head clearing his throat and scooting back up in the chair trying to act casual… It was now onto Karl’s turn and the second the scrubber barely began scrubbing he squeaked falling into laughter and apologizing quietly “EEK AHAHhaha sohohorry SOHORRHEHE ihihi ehehe nohonono ihihim gOHOHdddd keheheppp gohohiihingg GAH FRICK NOT THEREHEHE HOHOLLY FRICK Nonono ihihimm fihihnehehe” George snickered softly “Wow Karl never knew your feet were so sensitive” Karl who was already blushing further blushed at the tease turning his head slightly to George “Duhuhudddhehehe YOOURRHEE SUHUCHX hahaha nihihimmrohohoddd SHUHUTT uhuhuppp!”

Soon enough after many more bouts of laughter filled pleas that he was fine Karl’s turn was done and it was now Dream’s turn… Poor Dream being last meant the anticipation had all the time possible to build up and of course the more anticipation there is the more ticklish you’re likely to feel… So on top of Dream already having insanely ticklish feet he was feeling tingles of butterflies throughout his whole body but especially in his tummy… He took a few deep breathes attempting to calm the anticipation hoping it would help but the second the scrubber touched his foot he jumped practically out of the chair… he blushed brightly quickly apologizing “sorry sorry ahrm first time and all…” The nail tech simply nodded giving a understanding smile… Suddenly Dream’s phone dinged and he quickly grabbed it from his hoodie pocket… His eyes widened and he blushed brightly as he glared at Sapnap… Sapnap smiled brightly and innocently sending a small wave to Dream who glared at sap and was about to text him back but squealed jumping again and breaking into loud laughter the scrubbing finally began the nail tech taking the chance of him being distracted to start the scrubbing! “EEEP NNAHAHHAA WHHAHATT THEHEH HEHECCKK THAHAHTTSS SOHO BAHAHDDD!” Everyone flinched slightly besides sapnap having not expected such a reaction not knowing the extent of his feets ticklishness or really his ticklishness in general honestly… Dream’s nail tech shook their head softly a very small understanding smile on their face..

Suddenly Dream shrieked as they began scrubbing his arches within seconds he he couldn’t help but pull his feet back “AEEEHH NAHAHHAHAHAHA! Hohohllyy shihihizzz sohohrrry sohoho sohohorrryy” the nail tech simply waved a non chalant hand “Hey between you and me I pull back way before you did so no worries, do you wanna try again? I can move spots” Dream breathed a slight sigh of relief feeling an odd comfort at the nail tech being so open, all the other nail techs surprisingly nodded and mumbled in agreement and understanding.. Dream smiled face flushed brightly… Usually his friends would take a time like this to tease him but instead they did the opposite Tina gives him a quiet clap saying how he did much better than she did for her first pedicure” Quackity shyly nods “It was way worse than I expected so I can’t imagine having had to watch everyone else go through it and just having to wait and wait…you did great man whether you continue or not” George nodded softly “I’ll admit it was a bit surprising… but I agree you did well” Sapnap blushing admits “yea it was definitely way way worse than I thought it would be I don’t know how you kept your legs there so long…” Karl smiles grabbing dreams hand softly “I’ve been through this before so I knew what to expect but it’s still always really really surprising how bad it is… Proud of you dreamie!” Dream flushed brightly at the praise “uh I.. uh thank you all? I um… yea thanks… um” he turns his head back towards his nail tech “Um yea if you wanna continue just on a different spot i um I think I’ll be okay…” the nail tech nods and starts on his heel! Dream squeaks and breaks into laughter again his legs shaking but he keeps them there “EEK NAHHA FRIHIHCCKK!” Slowly the tech moves to his sole and his legs shake more jerking slightly as his laughter rises

“AHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEEHEHAHA!” Last they move to his toes! He squeals his laughter raising in pitch his legs pulling back a second before he’s able to place them back! “EEP HEHEHAHAHHHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHEHEHWHEE!” What feels like a long time is really only about ten seconds and then tech is done and begins the massage! Dream dies down into giggles practically melting into the chair… Tina can’t help but now that everything is over be slightly mischievous and mention.. “Oh yea I forgot to mention.. That pedicures make your feet not only softer but more ticklish as well…” Dream’s mouth drops open “WHAT!?!” The boys all have mischievous smirks on their faces eye brows raising and narrowing.. Tina nods “it’ll probably last two weeks to like a month maybe? Depending on how often you walk around bare foot..” Welp seeing as they were all set to be together at least another three weeks this was going to be even more interesting now…

The end

#llamas lee dream month #lee!dream #lee!karl #lee!sapnap #lee!george #lee!quackity #lee!tina

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