#And don't ask why he's a vampire

[third-thepeacock]

Idk I'm just trying to draw constantly

#third scribbles #eddsworld #I swear I can't draw him #ew hellucard #I CAN'T #And don't ask why he's a vampire #Idk either.

[cuntylestat]

#what are we gonna do about our daughter? why don't you just throw me off a bridge #it's so funny that jacob just wants scenes where he and sam can hang out lmao #(before anyone asks i only found this on twitter idk where it's from) #(if anyone knows the source lmk i'll add it) #interview with the vampire #iwtv spoilers

[plytinum]

Emizel but he is in a storage room

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi the suckening #emizel tucker #jrwi emizel #vampire the masquerade #don't ask why he is a storage room #I drew him sitting on a box and I couldn't think of anything else #Anyway he is so cool #up the punx #just finished blood in the bayou btw so uhh I wanna draw those guys so bad

[hermit-frog]

this was kinda hot. right? right?

#please don't ask me how many times i have rewatched this scene #armand #interview with the vampire #iwtv #vampterview #assad zaman #iwtv video #iwtv spoilers #i'm asexual but this helps me understand what hot means #i need to make a gif. but it's better with his voice. there's just something about it #why did he look at that guy like that 😭🔫

[genericpuff]

Hey so uhh about the Kawacy vampire comic my friend apparently is a fan and they said that it isn't grooming because the usual "He only loves her when she's an adult" and say that he also protect her from "actual predators"

#not to @ your friend because i don't know their life #if they like the comic then that's them #but a vampire raising a person from childhood and then dating her and marrying her is straight up yikes #and the fact that people (including the creator) have to come up with flimsy justifications for it with shit like “well TECHNICALLY-” #it just isn't helping their case at all LMAO #there's even a drawing of them about to have sex called 'deflowering' like hello ??? #that word is VERY old and often used to describe young maidens having their 'innocence' taken from them through sex #like please be fr #and him “protecting her” from “other predators” is so typical LMAO #wanna know why he's so quick to jump on “actual predators”?? #because he is LITERALLY A PREDATOR HIMSELF #THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE- #it's like how partners who are serial cheaters will accuse their partners of cheating #they know exactly what it looks like BECAUSE THEY DO IT so they project like crazy #“i'm DIFFERENT than those people i'm trying to protect you from >:((” #ama #ask me anything #anon ask me anything #anon ama

[bottombaron]

whenever i think abt writing Nandor and i get going thru a series of sequences of him behaving like a well-adjusted, caring, adult i have to stop myself, backspace several mental paragraphs and remember that he's basically a semi-captive lion being observed in a nature documentary and he functions on 92% Id

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor #nandor the relentless #neat fanfic trick: if you're nandor is behaving ooc like a normal well adjusted empathetic human being just ask yourself #“what would a lion do in this exact scenario?” #and whatever the absurdity it's probably closer to the truth than not #anyways i have a lot to say abt the amorality of the vampires and how they simply don't function with the same human ethical thought #but that doesnt mean they dont care and love and have social behaviors of their own that shouldnt be judged less than #and will express those emotions in ways that might feel foreign to most humans #...is what i say to myself to keep from crying as i delete 3 pages of nandor talking out his feelings 😭😭😭 #(also brief note: when i say he functions on Id its not that he lacks intelligence or the capacity to use it along with his ego/super ego) #(as seen in the s5 finale) #(but rather he's an apex predator so his whole being is funneled into traits for hunting. not other things we think show intelligence) #(in the mordern non hunting/gathering world) #(which is partially why he's so disconnected from the world and struggles to find purpose in an environment that no longer values him) #(truthfully nandor is human but simply the definition of humanity has changed rapidly from what it valued centuries before) #(and leaves nandor lost) #(except for guillermo. his one connection to humanity and what anchors him to the modern world 🥲) #(...looks like i got lost in the tags again...)

[scuddish]

SETH GREEN as DANIEL ‘OZ’ OSBOURNE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 1997-2003

#when he's only known for robot chicken but also played a pretty alt rockstar werewolf in an iconic show <3 #buffy the vampire slayer #btvsedit #buffythevampireslayeredit #daniel osbourne #ozedit #OZ #danielosbourneedit #*scuddish.gif #scuddishhalloween2022 #seth green #sethgreenedit #seth green got into my halloween event list twice btw LMAO i'm whipped #he's also known for family guy lol kicks rocks #please don't even ask why i have his full legal name here i thought it was funny #characters #mine #werewolves

[valeffelees]

only bad thing about being in a fandom where one of the characters canonically has wings is the painful lack of classic wingfic. where is my everything's the same but people have bird wings watford au where one day baz notices simon hasn't been grooming his wings bc of an injury to his ribs so he sits on his bed and makes a whole fuss about how "i'm not doing this to be nice, snow, your wings are just a travesty to look at" and then proceeds to carefully and lovingly tidy his feathers in drawn out silence while they both pretend grooming someone else's wings isn't one of the most intimate things you can do for another person. will this heartbreak never end

#i have an old wingfic that never left the zero draft stage and it was suuuper fucking plotty #simon was still the chosen one in it but not in a weird sex magic kinda way like he was just home grown like that so no humdrum #so lucy is alive and he grew up with her and the mage (and they have a dog!) (simon named her ''little simon'' lmfao) #meanwhile baz isn't a vampire but natasha still died when he was five bc ok i don't know how to explain the lore behind this #bc it has to do with a skeevy blackmarket trade involving human wings like it was kinda dark ngl #but the long and short of it is that baz and tasha are kidnapped and tasha is killed keeping baz safe but baz's wings are damaged #pretty severely and so one of them never grows to full size and it leaves him flightless #n e way simon and baz don't get on bc the mage is still the mage and the old families are still the old families #but they are roommates as usual #and half-term their eighth year pitch manor is raided by blackmarket poachers and mordelia is kidnapped and the whole grimm family is #in shambles so baz goes right to simon about it and there's this reverse of the simon-showing-up-at-baz's-door scene #where baz shows up at simon's door a complete WRECK to ask for help getting his sister back #and simon is like. why are you asking ME for help? #and baz is like. bc you're the only one i know who can #and then they fucking steal one of the mage's cars and hit the road [so good right now by fall out boy starts playing] #and then it's just kind of a normal mission fic about them finding mordelia and saving her life and baz falls out a very high window #and simon catches him etc. #i love wingfics so much #sighs wistfully #i think i need to be alone w my gdocu for while #valen and the void

[ruvviks]

bones please spare some isaac facts...tell me about the vibes and lore and everything you want. also what's his fave blood type to drink if he has one perhaps..(i'm taking notes)

HEHEHE THANK YOU SM i have so much to say about this man. but also he hasn't existed for very long in my brain yet so there's still many things missing from his lore currently. but here is a start for you :^)

isaac is a couple centuries old by now and from a (currently unnamed) bloodline that's a bit different from other bloodlines. all vampires have double fangs, their puncture fangs which are the regular ones they use to draw blood with, and their venomous fangs, which only come out when they want to change someone. for isaac's bloodline, the venomous fangs are a lot smaller which makes them less painful to extend and the process is quicker; but at the same time, even the smallest mistake in dosage could kill a victim rather than change them. this is why his bloodline is very small in comparison to others and changing a human into a vampire is always done in a big ritual rather than on impulse, to make sure they get the right dosage. this is how isaac was turned into a vampire :(

his bloodline is also more likely to have their feral sense (uncontrollable mode in which they hunt for blood until they're no longer feral) activated which is why they have to feed regularly and CANNOT miss any meals unlike other bloodlines who can usually miss a meal or two. their feral sense can sneak up on them without a warning and it will cause them to go feral until either their hunger or their "urge" (something vamps get sometimes when they want to change other humans. it's like a vampire ovulation) is sated. this is why many vampires of isaac's bloodline are pretty rich or important people who have other vampires working for them to provide them with enough blood so they'll never go feral by accident

isaac is VERY different from his bloodline though. he grew up in a modest family somewhere in the east of the united states and after he was turned he hid himself away in an old abandoned chapel for many many years, feeding on wildlife and the occasional unfortunate soul who wandered too far into the woods. he ended up hunted down by heavenly, my other oc for this story, who is a vampire hunter but at that point was still very young and on his first ever vampire hunt without his father; heavenly was unable to kill isaac and let him go, after which isaac moved to jericho :]

jericho is a big city on the west coast of the united states and it's essentially a vampire hub, in the sense that the government knows about the existence of vampires but isn't telling the general public but the general public tends to also know about the existence of vampires but it's also not uncommon to come across people who've never heard of them. but at the same time it's also not a huge shock to find out that vampires exist. and in jericho there's many of them and it's like a safe haven for them. am i making sense here

anyway isaac runs a church in jericho now! it's less used as an actual church and more just a homeless shelter and general shelter and community center and food bank AND blood bank all in one, for humans and vampires alike, and he's a very important member of the community he lives in :^) he really wants to help people and improve lives despite the reputation of his bloodline

it's at the same time pretty dangerous for him to be in such a lively place because if he misses a meal even once he could go on a murderous rampage. but it's a risk he's willing to take, knowing he's making a difference and not wanting people to lose their stability in life because he decides to leave or something like that

i don't have much for the story yet but the idea is that heavenly shows up in jericho give or take 2-3 decades after first meeting isaac and they reunite :^) heavenly ends up helping isaac with the blood shortage crisis and also ends up as his personal blood bag because he's a freak and a weirdo who likes getting his blood sucked by vampires. and also he's gay for isaac. and i get him. me too

#asks #envergothash #ask:isaac #oc asks #THANK U FOR THIS RENA. I AM GOING INSANE ABOUT THIS STORY SO MUCH RIGHT NOW #literally the second my brain gave me the prompt 'vampire priest' i knew it was over for me. and man is it over for me #i'm still putting together the lore for all the bloodlines and age categories and stuff but i have a pretty solid idea for isaac's bloodlin #they're VERY scary when feral you really do not want to run into one of them when they're feral. eyes entirely white and all that #super super fast and agile and because of the venomous fangs that are smaller and faster they don't have to like #stay in one place a lot. which is part of why they're so fast #also another thing. he will sometimes just drain a human from their blood entirely just to prevent himself from going feral #it's a sacrifice he's willing to make to keep others safe. which makes the fact that his name is isaac even tastier #and there's also something about heavenly's name being That. and then ending up together with isaac. also heavenly is trans btw

[braceletofteeth]

Me: Perhaps I can solve my sleeping problems if I sleep in a room that's not so hot and place my phone out of reach.

Me at 2AM in a cooler room and my phone on the other side of the house: [imagining what kind of haircut Jongwoo would have as a vampire]

#day number 300 of insomnia beating my a*** #by 2AM I had already plotted half a dozen fics while trying new sleeping positions #there was this sfh x iwtv crossover that I thought was really cool at the time #something something #Moonjo was a vampire and he was visiting Armand in Dubai #(Armand was his maker I think?) #he was taking Jongwoo there for the first time. Jongwoo was still human and they had known each other for about a year and a half. #it was Jongwoo's first time meeting other vampires other than Moonjo #I made Louis able to speak korean so they could talk comfortably about books and. whatever existential/immortality thing they'd like to #I also made Moonjo explain to Lestat (yes he was there. don't ask me about their side of the story) why he was keeping Jongwoo human #and he was very Not Normal about the alternatives of #no longer being able to read Jongwoo's mind (if he was his maker) #vs. someone else being his maker (creating a bond with Jongwoo he had nothing to do with) #this was all very fun. except for the part where I was going mad because I was so so sleepy tired

[dmumt]

who do you think owned cream soda era

hard to believe there were really any winners during cream soda era but okay let me try answer this. i just rewatched the stages for research purposes heavy breathing how has it already been (but also only been) 2 months....

it's difficult to say considering the "era" was a week tops + the fact that the styles varied so much with different members standing out in each concept . BUT i'd be lying to myself if i didn't admit it's kyungsoo for me 😪 what can i say my eyes are always drawn to him during the performances (although that could just be from the gravitational pull of his boobs...) he kinda made the choreo his bitch idk i think his dancing style suited the song really well like he hit every beat (for the most part) but him not having the intensity set to 110% + his constant unreadable expression + his post-military post-lasik gymbro confidence (+ probably the genuine happiness from promoting as a group again) made him look effortless he had that shit down!! there's a specific moment in the relay dance (at 2:22 if the time-specific link isn't working) that really does it for me.

styling-wise xiubaek consistently came out on top for obvious eyeshadow and babygirlism reasons . but i also think mr jongdae fought against the short styling straw he's always forcibly given and actually put up a good fight (not enough for a win but he came close #teammatteo) . i personally really liked his leathery/plastic blazer + leather pants look.

it's just a shame that we didn't get to see much other than what we had already seen in the teasers. no wait we actually saw less than that because we didn't get the colourful outfits.... sigh remember when exo promo days were long enough to get interesting and well-thought-out group styling on stage yeah me neither

going a bit off topic here but side note: no one owned those fuckass suits they wore for inkigayo (apart from mayyybe shoomy his outfit was the best given that he could actually raise his arms in it but calling it good would be a stretch)... horrible decision to put them in restrictive and boring suits for the final live performance of such a complex dance. you can see them having to fight against their outfits throughout the whole song it's so distracting idk how that got approved as a good idea but fuck it what do i know. i didn't particularly like the suit teaser photos either they felt lacklustre in comparison to the others but i guess that's not important because that last set of teasers was always going to be overshadowed by the funky colourful sprite advert photos.

also just have to say that had kim kai not been apprehended my answer probably would have looked very different 💔

tl;dr: kyungsoo.

#i will say u know who didn't own the era? sehun . no fault of his own (questionable) but with the styling they made him forgettable... #and yes before anyone tries to revoke my bunnyzen card i think junmy looked very gorjus but that wasn't to do with the era or the styling #that was all him baby like he's always gonna look beautiful regardless. kjd voice i love myeon. #special mention for pcy vampirism that will always be a stand-out look for me. sad they didn't do it justice on music bank #also is this a safe space for me to finally admit that i actually don't care for most of the cream soda choreo. it does have its moments #like the part where junmy controls them during the bridge also the little ass pop after the body rolls but most of the time when #i watch it im just like . why are we going so fucking fast . i know their joints were aching like hell #didn't mean to type this much... my essays for exoplanetary science at tumblr university would be insane. anyway pack it up folks. #ask box

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

OMG

Let me tell you lmfao. His name is Astarion he's from a video game (it's only available on pc atm. Will be out on ps5 soon) called Baldur's Gate 3. He's an elf turned vampire that joins your party and you can romance him and yes fuck him in the game. Honestly maaaajor Casteel vibes. Unfortunately I cant play it cause I don't have a ps5 and my laptop can't handle the game. I live vicariously through others. But damn do I want him.

Becs bless you for this absolutely vital information. And bless the game for making him fuckable lmao! They know what the people want. He is a capital H Hottie! And yes, the Casteel vibes! No wonder I was instantly like WHO IS THAT??! 👀🔥😍 God I'm so predictable, I see a pretty man with great hair and fae/vampiric vibes and I go nuts! Unfortunately I'm not a gamer so will also have to live vicariously 😭 But luckily there is a lot of him on my dash right now! So I'm so thankful for that lol

#the audacity of this man to not stop at being just one type of hot being #he said elves are hot vampires are hot so why don't I be both and be the hottest ever #asks

[freezethebeez]

What’s the public perception of humans and vampires and half vampires? How does this vary by region? Are there any diseases specific to vampires?

The public perception that humans have of vampires tends to vary from person to person.

Vampires, both half and full, are generally more accepted in modern society, although there's still a bit of discrimination against half-vampires due to the fact that some humans don't know how to perceive them (half-vampires can survive off both fully human diets, or fully vampire diets, although it is advised to have a mix of both to maintain good health).

Back in the day (medieval times and whatnot) vampires were both hunted and attacked if exposed. A human would never win a fight one-on-one with a vampire, so small human communities were formed to take down vampires. This continued into the late 1970s until it became illegal to attack vampires without a warrant (because the government saw a profit in blood banks and knew that vampires had longer lifespans than humans so they could milk more money out of them for longer! Yay corruption!).

Conservative areas are more likely to have a distaste towards vampires, whereas more liberal/democratic areas don't really mind them.

Politics aside, vampires in Catalyst are essentially an allegory for the existence of queer people, and human beliefs on them are formed as such.

As for diseases: yes, vampires can carry disease.

The disease itself does not affect them greatly. It may make their skin peel a little bit, but other than that they don't tend to feel any serious pain or other side effects.

A corpse cannot be affected by disease, it can only carry it. Vampires are technically just a bunch of walking corpses.

This makes for an interesting experience when it's pandemic season (which is every hundred years. Crazy for humans, not so crazy for vampires). Vampires are usually put under stricter regulations by the government, being forbidden from leaving their places of residence out of fear of spreading whatever disease was affecting humans at the time.

#catalyst #people asking me things #it's not mentioned in catalyst too much but yes the government has a LOT of control over vampires #status cards are one way. blood banks are another. #and yes the government allows vampires to kill humans because a human will only end up making them a fraction of the money a vampire would #via taxes and all that #so they really don't care until vampires mess with them specifically #which is why warrants are still given to kill vampires #politics! corruption! yippee! #(also for those who are catalyst!techno enthusiasts like me: #yes he is very against these laws against vampires because a warrant to kill a human sounds insane but with vampires it's okay? #yeah. he doesn't think so.)

[eldrichthingy]

I wish Durge/Tav could've just ask Astarion to drink his blood other than just biting him without permission. It doesn't make sense why they didn't add it since you can bite him? But can't ask him properly? I mean. You need to ask him for a kiss, but can't ask him if he's comfortable with you drinking his blood now?.. it's just unfair. Especially considering his whole story. Drinking someone's blood is, you know, very personal and intimate thing, so it doesn't make sense to me.

#I can only imagine how he would react #and IF writers wanted to implement that he's manipulating and would never let you drink his blood.. that would be the best way to do so? #because so far it wasn't a manipulation. you can do that #and it would make sense if mc would need to ask first btw. I know there's a vampire bride theory which is very cool but like #don't spawn need to get permission from their site/master first before doing something like that? and tav/durge doesn't need it?... #and just. it would be nice if we could ask him!! it makes me uncomfortable to just bite him like this #especially when he asks before biting & doesn't bite mc if they don't ask him to first?... #why can't we do the same for him. why can't we just fucking ask. #delete later #nonsims #olya's rambles

[hellphrog]

Just watched the spiderman movie. Miguel is a universe vampire who feasts on anomalies. Yall heard it here first.

#he's a vampire and everyone just acts like it's normal?? that ain't sus to you? #they wouldn't make him a vampire if it wasn't important #it would detract from how crazy he is on his own #we see him in the film about to bite the paper vulture #if i am remembering correctly #and when he reveals his tragic backstory to make himself sympathetic to miles #IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE #SIR WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT OTHER UNIVERSES IN THE FIRST PLACE #and spiderman. doesn't. die. #mile's spiderman was an EXCEPTION #so there's no way the version he replaced was a spiderman (unless miguel killed him) #miles scares him as he is living proof that anomalies/canon events don't destroy the universe #furthermore the FORESHADOWING #sad peter asks him why he isn't funny #because spidermen are supposed to be funny #hell #miles goes riGHT OUT AND ASKS #IS HE EVEN A SPIDERMAN AT ALL #anyway had to get this out here you go 😘 #spiderman across the spider verse spoilers #theories

[nosferatufaggot]

How I drew it on my phone vs in real life

#How do people colour so evenly? I don't know how it's done. #Honestly why I prefer digital. The colour is actually the colour I want and not scribble lines. #Also these are all for my friend and she does NOT use Tumblr so I don't have to worry about her seeing this. #I fucked up my boy Light so bad. I put him through all these situations and then do him so dirty. #Asked my friend if she'd still want the stuff I drew her even if it looked bad and sbe said she never thinks my art looks bad. #That's so nice wtf #She's objectively wrong. I did NOT do Light justice and I think he'd k-i-l-l me for that. But hashtag whatevs. #vampiric scribbles #Oh my god Light literally looks so bad. I love it. I always love my shitty art. But he looks so bad. #I will completely understand if my friend changes her mind and decides she actually doesn't want Light hung up in her house.