finally moving the loose sticks and rocks (dirty clothes and trash) out of my den (bedroom)
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Took the bus to the big city yesterday and it only stops near where I live in the early morning and late at night, so I left a bowl for Pandolf with enough food for his 2 meals of the day. He didn’t start eating because it was too early for breakfast and he’s punctilious about mealtimes, but I told him “Bon appétit” to Authorise The Kibble, then left. When I came home at night it was long past his normal dinner time yet I found the bowl half-full—he had eaten the breakfast portion but since he only got 1 bon appétit he didn’t dare to eat the rest for dinner. I don’t think if I had said it twice in a row he would have understood that one of them was a Bon Appétit voucher for his next meal unfortunately. But I’m always amazed by his scruples, he is the most principled animal I know. When he was a puppy he would try to stick his head in his bowl while I poured the food so I taught him to wait until he heard ‘bon appétit’ before going anywhere near it—and very quickly in his mind the words became an incantation that turns the contents of his bowl from a miasma of forbidden unthinkableness into edible food that belongs to him.
This is Pandolf waiting for me to cast the Legal Food spell:
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I am completely sane and normal about them
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I didn’t think getting my mechanic license would mean telling all these slutty android girls to turn their head an cough
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screaming at zoro literally giggling kicking his feet at sanji fighting oars like COULD HE BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS JFC HES LITERALLY WATCHING HIM FIGHT LIKE
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beast 😈❤️
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I HATE A GUY WITH A CAR AND NO SENSE OF HUMOR
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Im the kind of dog that would bring you dead rabbits, bringing them inside, tail wagging as their blood drips down my muzzle.
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Draw Yamato.
Yes!!! Here are some Yams!!!
Thank you, I love him dearly
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Need..sweaty balls...on face....
Or else..I'll die...forever...
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IDK I guess at the end of the day, I don't think people understand the differences in energy requirements for different breeds and more importantly individual dogs. Ever is a higher energy dog than Moxie, she needs more pure physical movement to be content where as Moxie requires more mental work than Ever and likes to watch out the windows and such. Both of them spend most of the day dozing on their own accord. And both are high drive dogs when it comes to work.
Simply conflating the physical energy requirements with the mental stimulation requirements puts the dogs at a disadvantage in the human-dog relationship. I think you can generalize OK by breed, better by line, and best by individual on what the requirements are for any given dog, but I think they are still subject to change over time and circumstances.
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gayest, most flamboyant man alive roams the dessert
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Oh so we're going with that. So there's no triumph or happiness in the gloryfication of stone-cold decision-making nor can it be found in the pursuit of a clean slate, the good and bad turns in life can't be tamed, our wrongs don't need to be evened out, they're no punishment or reward, and it's futile to chase answers or a toughness of character to protect us from harm. So there's an infinite number of possibilites spiraling outwards into infinity and in its ever-exanding current our only hope is accepting this reality in its astonishing beauty and holding belief in someone, something that allows us to accept that which is outside of our control, and lets us find sense in any outcome. I'm gonna kill you.
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i feel like Yae Miko would love creature collection type games, especially ones with a pvp aspect. she doesnt really care about the game or the creatures themselves but she LOVES using the dumbest and most ridiculous strategies just to frustrate her opponents while shes just laughing at them.
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