#British behaviour

[love-yellow-door]

I see you, Mycroft....

#sherlock #British behaviour #holmes at Christmas #passive aggressive #you have been warned #monstrous

[mothuary]

so im reading some 1984 gaming magazines and i found this advertisement for a sherlock holmes themed game that was to follow the same formula of a game based on the hobbit by the same developer. and i was going to make a joke like lol they had some 2016 ass hyperfixations lol. but like for real. British people have two books and theyre like yeah no thanks. i dont need anymore, this is all ill ever need.

#gaming history #british behaviour #moth speaks

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Met Police when it comes to dealing with sex offenders and corrupt officers within their ranks: *sleeping*

Met Police when it comes to the coronation:

#uk politics #british politics #very normal country behaviour i swear #like police show more effort with disrupting vigils for victims of their officers and a stupid coronation then they do for...anything else #plus yep...totally normal country #slowly taking away people's rights to protest #this is totally normal

[zahri-melitor]

How old do you think Tim Drake, Damian, and Beryl are in Batman Incorporated? (I'm just asking for fic research purposes)

I mean first of all, which version of Batman Incorporated?

Batman Incorporated 2011 period is pretty clear in that Beryl is 17-18, Tim is 17 and Damian is 10. I'd have to reread Knight and Squire to get the exact references, but the impression I got from it had Beryl as very much implied to be doing her A-Levels during it and that the village expected Cyril to pay for her to go to university.

Batman Incorporated 2012 is very much the direct sequel to the pre-Flashpoint story. The ages might have shifted a little, but I would still pitch Beryl as 18, Tim as 16-17, and Damian as 10-11. That's the thing - Cyril dying derails all of Beryl's future plans right as she becomes an adult.

Batman Incorporated 2022 I have not read yet, but Beryl's still only in her early 20s here if she's matching her timeline to everyone else's.

#I am fine saying Beryl is still 17 and inside a pub #during Knight and Squire #because it's a BRITISH pub in a story written by Brits #that's just normal behaviour and in that particular pub she could probably even get served a drink with a wink #but in terms of selling it to American audiences you might insist she's turned 18 just to chill people out a bit

[wellensittich01]

I’m sorry but it has to be said. Paul Hollywood (derogatory) in recent years has DILUTED the significance of the hand shake. The Hollywood handshake last year was given out WAY too many times and no one is talking about it. The market is flooded with handshakes, value is at an all time low, handshakes have no meaning anymore.

The pattern better not continue this year

#great british bake off #the great british bake off #the great british baking show #great british baking show #gbbo #gbbo 2023 #Paul Hollywood #paul hollywood admits to one ‘mean’ behaviour on bake off #pru #noel feilding #Allison Hammond #baking #cakes #Hollywood handshake

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

no bc deadass the rescue bots are straight up mean as hell. like, they arent evil or immoral they’re just rude. to the point where they’re meaner than the decepticons ok like megatron kept avoiding actually gettind rid of starscream despite the constant murder attempts but heatwave was willing to get rid of two of the other bots (blades after he abandoned a rescue bc of an avalanche and blurr bc blurr). heatwave is more ruthless than megatron which is so damn funny. blades keeps insulting people for no good reason (sometimes it makes sense but like quickshadow’s accent and how she talks made him so upset). chase is harder to see but he’s willing to do anything to follow the rules and he tends to repeatedly bring up other people’s issues (i dont think i have to explain but like example is little white lies. that whole episode). boulder is very sweet most of the time but the instant heatwave gets in on it he does too. multiple times in the show this has happened (off the top of my head when blades got the scoop claw hw and boulder were laughing at him and when hw made fun of blades boulder laughed, also heatwave was saying blurr was super annoying and boulder agreed).

to be clear this is a good thing. i wanna see more complex characters who are still fundamentally good people!! you can be callous, have low empathy, be egotistical, get angry, make fun of ur friends and still make good choices and still help people. you at your worst and you at your best are still both you, but your worst being bad doesn’t mean your best isn’t good. especially because morality wise the rescue bots are the best people. i mean, they aren’t war criminals (or regular criminals), they don’t physically harm others, they don’t put others at risk (at least not intentionally), and they literally had to pretend to be actual machines while risking their lives every day. these people who treated them as essentially slaves were who they had to protect. and they did it, over and over again, without hesitation. and i think they deserve to be a bit rude for that, and because their meanness comes from caring. if they didn’t care they wouldn’t bother to speak up and be heard, even if it’s in a disrespectful way. but they do.

anyways idk rescue bots brainrot and the concept of a fundamentally good society have been eating away at me.

#they love everybody so much that they snap so often #heatwave cares about his team. when he says someone needs to go its a big deal #because he cares about that member but he also cares about the rest of his team #one wrong move and they’re dead. it’s life or death every day #he doesnt want to invite the day where death will be the winner #blades getting so pissed and confused by quickshadow’s accent and speech was so damn funny tho #i too am confused and pissed by the british #boulder being the nicest kindest most gentle bot immediately going away when heatwave decides to be petty is always delightful #“hmm this person is doing something funny/wrong/objectively dumb but everyone makes mista— oh? heatwave is making fun of them? count me in! #homosexual behaviour #heatwave makes people worse <3 #chase bringing up the oldest shit to make a dig at someone is so silly #you make one mistake and years later he’s still bringing it up #looking at my tags as i write them and hw’s are so serious and everyone else’s are like “lmao silly little guy says silly little things” #rescue bots #tfrb #tfrb heatwave #tfrb boulder #tfrb blades #tfrb chase #transformers rescue bots #transformers

[hairtusk]

^^ people who have never handled a rescued bird of prey in their entire lives

#my family are very prominent members of a large british owl charity #so i've been handling and caring for owls all my life. #taken care of them in the home / taken them to charity events for the public / took them into schools for educational purposes #so i'm extremely familiar with owl behaviour #and this is. entirely normal. these owls (like all domesticated animals!) would not survive in the wild #and rely on humans for food and protection. so of course they're going to bond in this way with humans! #this owl looks to me as if it's clearly a rescue #and it looks extremely healthy. #these people have no idea what they're talking about

[bird-of-the-day]

BOTD: Long-Tailed Tit

^Image credit: Francis C. Franklin

Long-Tailed Tit (Aegithalos caudatus)

Despite their name, Long-Tailed Tits aren't actually true Tit birds, rather belonging to a similar genus Aegithalos, the Bushtits. Their nest are elaborately constructed with spider's webs, lichen, feathers, and moss, with over 6000 pieces used for a typical nest. In cold weather, they tend to huddle together for warmth.

#long tailed tit #long-tailed tit #aegithalos caudatus #birdwatching #british birds #birds of the world #bird behaviour #bird nesting #birds #bird #bird facts #birds of the uk and ireland #bird of the day #ornithology

[art--harridan]

[Image description: A traditional drawing based on the film Strange Behavior. It's drawn with coloured pencils over a layer of yellow oil pastel. The facs of Pete Brady is the focus, though it's slightly off centre. It has a colour palette of warm yellows, oranges and pinks with some purple and green shading. A hand presses down on Pete's forehead and holds his eyes open as a needle inches towards his eyeball. He's trying to pull his face away from it, though the drawing is confined to a warped triangle. He has a terrified expression with his eyes wide and his mouth agape. Above him in pink, surrounded by blue swirls, there's the word "strange". Below him, in less eye-catching colours and a smaller font, is the word "behaviour". To the left of him, there's a warped panel containing a toilet with blood splatter on it. To the right of him, there's a disembodied arm that holds a needle. There's a large bead of liquid at the top of it. The background is yellow with pink, blue and green swirls scattered around it.]

#strange behavior #strange behavior fanart #pete brady #pete brady fanart #blood #needle #eyestrain #go watch strange behavior 🔪 #also know as dead kids #which like banging title of course but for the actual film i feel like strange behavior fits more cos like wow #that behaviour sure is strange #which yes i spelt it the british way in the art by accident whoops ... #anyway way wild film i love pete brady i love the dance and the song with it (one of my fave dance scenes in horror history) #and i love the pissing blood scene???? wtf ...

[il-predestinato]

Charles Leclerc | 2022 British Grand Prix | June 30, 2022

📸: Clive Rose

#charles leclerc #he's sensitive to rain and cold #bratty behaviour #british gp 2022 #silverstone 2022 #thursday #* #my edit

[6ebe]

I’m actually getting fed up of people constantly harassing George and calling him a Tory etc etc and how this has been exacerbated by his post abt the Queen when it’s literally a pr statement in line with near every other fucking British public figure out there like genuinely stfu and leave the guy alone for one day I don’t blame his social media people for blocking twitter users constantly insulting him over the most mundane post imaginable given the circumstances like fuck off genuinely

#f1 #george russell #it’s just weird behaviour and assumptions based on what I can guarantee to you is how like the majority of middle class / upper middle class #British men act like it’s as simple as that #he’s a guy who went to private school and he acts like one #the uni I go to has like 5 George clones per capita and they have every political belief in the spectrum we know nothing abt him #he could literally be a champagne socialist I’ve seen wilder takes from his brethren 😭😭 #for what it’s worth one of the many George clones in my city was sitting in my workplace today #laughing with his friends at memes abt the Queen dying #so there you go #by George clone I literally brought up f1 to him to rule out the possibility of them being related sndndndkf #praga

[picnokinesis]

save him

save ME, im the one who keeps having to write him boiling the bloody kettle!!

#taka replies #bearinabandana #campervan au #SKSKSKSKSKSS I'M SCREAMING #seven times.... #bless him #he's doing just fine this is very normal british behaviour #graham o'brien

[neverevan]

the way i compartmentalise my own spelling should be studied

#i mean i use my usual british spelling when i'm just typing but for fics and gifs i use the american one #and now we're at the point where i sometimes use the american spelling for words like mum/mom or behaviour/behavior etc #when talking to my american friends #cuz i feel like it's easier even though it's literally the same smh #newbie stuff

[sortasharp]

Awwwwe the skrunkly!

#im so insanely stressed idec about BENposting on main #creepypasta #ben drowned #behavioral event network #<- RETCHING because im BRITISH and there should be a U in behavioural 🤢🤢 #plush ben <3 youre so real to me #anyway hmu other ben enjoyers im too scared to speak to anyone and i reek of stress (i am winning you over)

[beautifulpersonpeach]

Ever since you said people who become solo stans think a type of way and are type of people to get sucked into British royal family drama, I've been observing royal family stans. It's become a guilty pleasure to lurk in their spaces and Peachy, you are so right.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1bd0wl7/comment/kujjbhi/

I'm just amazed at the similarities.

***

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

Oh my lord.

People are so…. Man.

Anyway I’d rather not get into it lmao, but thanks for the laugh, Anon.

#kpop stans #kpop fandoms #bts solo stans #british royal family #fandom behaviour

[nannymcchicken]

Women appreciation post!!!! Women with large noses!!! Women with moles!!!! Women with protruding teeth!!! Women who only wear the same black floor length dress everyday!!! Women who use their magic stick to nearly boil babies alive and set fire to possibly the last resentments of a child’s father right in front of them unless they say please or sorry!!! Women who poison children when they want to sleep in in the mornings!!!

#i almost wrote #women who are British!!! #but I’m not that insane #also Nanny McPhee pre children behavioural glow up is peek #like no hate to the actress but it’s really a downgrade #nanny mcphee