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just-cosmere-fan · 2 days
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See, I don't really blame Rashek for accidenatally turning Scadrial into a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He was doing his best under stressful circumstances, and on top of being new to the whole being a god thing, he had a short time limit
But the social hierarchy? The fuck was that about??? Legit what was running through his head
"Lemme just enslave 90% of the population, no biggie"
"Hooray! I prevented everyone from dying, now it's time to make them regret being alive in the first place!"
"Oh it's okay to become a tyrant whose empire is built on the backs of slaves, I saved the world once, I get a pass:)"
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n0brainjustvibes · 3 months
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onlycosmere · 6 months
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piano-hoarder · 8 months
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Dalinar writing Oathbringer
Jasnah: Uncle, a good scholar always cites their sources, for the benefit of the reader and other scholars.
Dalinar:
Dalinar:
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hydrogenandhelium · 2 months
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astronomical-bagel · 4 months
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DONT become friends with me fr. We will be hanging out and I will casually bring up “hey, have you ever heard of Brandon Sanderson?” DO NOT LISTEN!! IT IS A TRAP!!! My tone may be pure but there is AUTISM in my eyes. The Cosmere will take over your life and it will ALL be because of my dastardly plan to infodump at you.
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aphroditesmoon · 9 months
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I've been trying so hard to find an asian/wasian shallan fc since everyone took the "She's pale" and fancasts her as white even though she's confirmed to have epicanthic folds and is inspired by Mongols by brandon. So for your consideration; Havana Rose Liu as Shallan Davar
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sazed-s-faith-crisis · 3 months
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[Start ID]
Text that says "what the" in pink italics with "fuck" in silver on the middle section and "kelsier" on the bottom in white.
Behind the text is a neon triangle and a dance floor at the bottom
[End ID]
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chumsterfire · 2 months
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Kaladin's out here Third Wheeling like it's an Olympic sport
(LoK drawover)
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mrmeeps3654 · 11 days
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Rereading Oathbringer and that moment where kaladin couldn’t swear the fourth ideal is just so raw and emotional to me. He is trying so hard to be ready and to save everyone but he’s still suffering too much from swing friends in both sides dying. And to me it makes the moment in the Highstorm where he swears the ideal that much greater because know he has begun to forgive himself.
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In Barbie (2023), Barbie Land is presented in such a way as to suggest that it takes up a significant portion of Earth’s cognitive realm. And indeed, the various Barbies and Kens are in many ways similar in nature to Rosharan spren and other sentient idea-based splinters, including in their need for a powerful Connection with a human in order to take on more aspects of reality and manifest properly in the physical realm. This has numerous interesting implications in terms of the Barbie Movie’s otherwise unexplained magic system, not the least of which being that the ghost of Ruth is similar in numerous ways to a Nalthian Returned. In this essay I will-
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just-cosmere-fan · 7 months
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Adolin: do you know who I am?!
Kaladin: my punishment for not going to med school
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offonaherosjourney · 1 year
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onlycosmere · 3 months
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piano-hoarder · 8 months
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Cosmere books as bad news headlines
• "Young woman of questionable parentage kills god after eating copious amounts of metal"
• "Apple voice assistant marries mute rainbow god after sister defeats army of undead alongside hobo and talking sword"
• "City of zombies saved by angry man in armor and friendly chef's niece"
• "Depressed people snort lightning, use it to fight lobsters the size of battleships." (idea credit to @Elisabeth_Wheatley on YouTube)
• "Cowboy makes deal with the new god"
• "Girl and mouse boyfriend undo curse on cabin boy"
• "Man cheats death by stabbing his own eye, forms intergalactic gang"
• "Young woman stacks rocks to destroy computer"
• "Dehydrated young man unites senators against himself"
• "Man with PTSD breaks All the Rules, upsets mentor while running from sunrise"
• "Man(??) avoids eternal punishment from several sources while roasting everyone in existence"
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hydrogenandhelium · 2 months
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Choose your fighter
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Yes I realize that I made a typo on both. I didn’t feel like fixing it. Leaving your typos is a form of self care
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