started reading discworld. reading the night watch series first. have now finished guards guards and men at arms. going absolutely insane about multiple things, mostly related to samuel vimes, but right now the thing i can't stop thinking about is the reveal at the end of men at arms that.
carrot is a descendant of the last king. vimes is a descendant of the guard who led the revolution and killed him.
and here they are, the two of them. carrot knows. vimes does too, maybe. but they're not going to mention it, of course, because everyone knows that carrot is a good man. and good men should never be king.
ok but does patrick have a daddy kink ………… 👀 ………… the people are hoping he does
he does because hes disgusting and a freak and has a big mean cock. just clenching around it and begging "daddy daddy, please-" has him moaning and pulling you tighter against him.
older!pat is nastier about it - laughs at you when it eeks out of you, "is that what you want? you want a daddy with a big mean cock to bounce you up and down on it? huh? fucking slut."
lu guang is so relatable bc i too would totally rip a hole in the fabric of space and time if it meant seeing cheng xiaoshi smiling brilliantly once more
[ID: Excerpt from The Picture if Dorian Gray: "The painter's absurd fits of jealousy, his wild devotion, his extravagant panegyrics, his curious reticences—he understood them all now, and he felt sorry. There seemed to him to be something tragic in a friendship so coloured by romance." //End ID]
just shoot me in the head next time oscar wilde how about that
something about patrick saying right before smfs dropped that he prefers to open a show because he can play fast and leave early and there are no expectations vs the final night of 2ourdust (an unplanned second leg of their wildly successful first tour) being the longest concert fall out boy has ever played in their entire run as a band featuring six surprise songs and at least one track from every album they've ever released. oh ok