Mr email, e me a mail, make the attachment a pic of a snail
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littlest furth shop
@laikascomet
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Golden Fleece
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💘🪻🪁✨☁️🩶🫧
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regulus sending james little videos of him getting himself off while james is at work
oh this is... yeah this is it.
he changes it up. sending james videos of him languidly stroking his cock and whining lowly. hips jerking into his hand with a wobbly, "fuck- james." or videos of him, legs spread and three fingers inside himself, with the caption 'they don't feel as good as yours :(' sometimes its one of him desperately grinding into the mattress, high pitched cries muffled by the bed sheets. he's sending pictures too. ones of him messy, cum covering his hands and chest after getting himself off. or texts of 'come home soon daddy <3' followed by pictures of him in lingerie—with pretty lace and pink bows that make james fucking feral. all of it does really, no matter what regulus sends. james thinks he must have been born with innate wiring that inevitably makes his brain short circuit whenever he sees regulus naked.
reg is a bastard too, sending them when he knows james is in a meeting. tries to see if he can get him weak, get him to send a 'christ love, you're gonna kill me' or an 'add another finger' the unspoken 'and send me another video once you do' clear to regulus. or, if he's already weak, see if he can get james to break. get him to excuse himself from the meeting and fumble into his office. to not even bother locking the door before shoving his pants down and wrapping a hand around himself. to use the last of his functioning brain cells to press the call button next to regulus' name; before dipping into arousal-induced drunkness at the sounds of regulus' moans and pictures on his phone.
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#he can't even LOOK at aziraphale ohhhhh i am chewing on rocks
because the moment he does, he completely falls apart. the love he feels is so strong that it literally overwhelms him :)))))))
MONY. MONY PLEASE I AM UNWELL AND THIS IS ONLY MAKING ME EVEN MORE UNWELL I AM SOBBING
oh god now i'm thinking about how they SHOW crowley looking at aziraphale right before, from outside the window, and the way crowley looks when aziraphale doesn't know that he's looking
vs. crowley having to confront his feelings and look aziraphale in the eye
and he CAN'T because his whole life he's been gazing at aziraphale from a distance, with literal and metaphorical sunglasses on to shield his true feelings—im a MESS
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i think my patreons are the best tbh im out here fighting demons, brain damage, car broke, cost of living, price inflation, printer errors, delivery mishaps, rapid onset of media brainrot, inconsistant art style, isolation, the toils and tribulations of living in the rural south, social obligations with financial cost requirement, a cat that actively breaks into plastic bins to chew on stickers and burn out
i am constantly slipping on a bannana peel and patreons are just
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...Unfortunately, no. I don't doubt that you hear something, but we can't hear anything on our end. What does it sound like?
(If you’re going to help out, it’d great to also add something to distract him :-) )
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naruto mounting you..... what if ifjhdis what if i fell to the floor— him all sweaty.. him trying to get even deeper and closer to/in you like it's possible.. and the sounds he'd make rigjt in ur ear omfgg he is literally incapable of shutting up!! just groaning and moaning telling u how good and nice u feel argfjkajdjs i need him now 🫥
right??! he’s panting in your ear, calling you a good girl, telling you to give him “jus’ one more, mhmm... c’mon, you can do it; i know you’ve got one more in ya… c’mon, sweetheart; cum f’me.”
he’s all praises and salty kisses pressed into your hot skin. and he’s just so big, too! heavy and strong and firm but gentle when you need him to be. cheeks pink, almost red because of the closeness and the way how sticky and warm and wet you are at the place where you connect; how lewd the sounds of it are whenever he draws his hips back and slams them right back in — hissing through gritted teeth, wanting more, more, more.
he’d be so greedy. and i also think he’d look sooo hot sweaty and with a look of actual focus sitting on his face. like, brow furrowed, eyes dark, teeth sinking into his bottom lip. he’s actually present, completely invested; that outrageously fleeting mind of his zeroing in on you and only you.
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Puts your mini Tinky in a gay little bowtie actually <3
You: little
Me: Comically big it is
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when my sis visits me she's a Mr. Shakedown kind of menace
when i visit my sis i'm a Phoenix Wright Cross Examiner kind of menace
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a goober for you. be careful he is very cold and has many problems
I gave him a blanket and hot coco to warm him up. can't do anything about those problems of his tho
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speechless because @xoxoemynn sent me custom-made commemorative coasters and a mug of the time david jenkins reblogged my gifset i mean PLEASE 😭😭😭
I'M IN TEARS EMY WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU. NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE CARD BECAUSE I WILL CRY FR AGAIN
i was already so grateful you'd send along the stuff i ordered (and the most well-traveled lil vampire guy who has now found a purple crocodino boyfriend in denmark, look at them!!) and then you did all this what the fuck 😭
(i got the t-shirt and a few of the stickers myself but i was NOT PREPARED FOR ALL THIS)
i'm struggling to find words for how touched i am and how lucky i feel to have you in my life 😭
i think this might have healed something in me from having the cancellation happen on my birthday (😔✌️) like this fandom is incredible and has helped me meet people who mean so much to me, i couldn't imagine my life without you 💖💖💖 marianne you're the kindest loveliest person and you deserve all the best in the world, thank you for being just the way you are 🥹💗
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Dear followers,
I am Maple Prince trader-scars from Tumblr Land. Your help would be very appreciated. I want to transfer all my fortune outside of Tumblr Land due to a frozen account.
If you could be so kind and transfer small sum of 5 Diamond to my account, I would be able to unfreeze my account and transfer my maple syrup outside of Tumblr Land.
To repay your kindness, I will send 100 maple syrup to you.
- Maple Prince trader-scars
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Big fan of fluffybird. However NOT a big fan of how Red and Duck treat Yellow when they're paired together.
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favourite butch4butch dynamic?
gotta be stone4stone i think. just something about the complexity of it, the struggle of two stone butch guys wanting to touch each other very badly even though touch is such a complicated thing for both of them. there's just something about it
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