#Grian Wilbur Techno and Tommy are brothers au

[re-d4cted]

POST ABOUT THE GODS AU I CANT CARRY THIS BURDEN ALONE

you would be the one to ask 💀 I've been tormenting you for YEARS with this au

okay so since this is going to be a massive word vomit post ill put it under a cut after I give a quick summary of the basic premise

so there is a family of gods who are known to be cruel. who have a hatred for all mortals and will use them for their own entertainment as some sort of sick punishment for the wrongs of the past

philza, the God of death, and his sons techno, wilbur, grian (you can ask about this LATER), and tommy. who are the gods of blood, madness, tragedy, and chaos respectively

now to give a brief summary up to right before purgatory (I will be skipping over the grian stuff but if you want to know more about that I will explain) meaning I'm not going into full detail, because if I did this post would be a novel

*disclaimer!!!!!! I HATE dream but unfortunately he is a big villain in this au so he is gonna get mentioned just be aware that he will always be the most vile person in any au I make

DSMP

SO it all starts when wilbur gets bored of his challenges (the 100 player challenges) and decides he wants to do something new. he takes tommy and they disguse themselves as mortals and go to the land of dsmp to spread their madness and chaos there

tommy pretended to befriend tubbo because he found him interesting and then the three of them created l'manburg. tubbo doing it for a place to be free and the two gods doing it to see how other residents would react

the revolution was exactly what they wanted, beautifully chaotic and allowed wilbur to let his madness infect everyone who opposed l'manburg

erets betrayal wasn't planned but it was wonderfully entertaining for the gods watching the revolutionaries get beaten over and over just to keep getting back up

in the end tommy makes the deal to trade his disc's for independence because he and wilbur had already planned an election

and the elections go exactly as planned with the betrayal of schlatt being planned since the beginning. you see schlatt was someone wilbur had previously turned mad and he knew exactly what would happen if he brought him in

in Pogtopia is where things start to go off track, because tommy starts to realize that maybe his friendship with tubbo isn't just pretend and he starts trying to convince wilbur that blowing up l'manburg won't be as entertaining and leaving it be (it doesn't work)

techno just makes things more complicated because he wants blood to spill, and to help his brothers with their little game

the red festival and tubbos execution creates a conflict between techno and tommy, and wilbur just thinks it's because tommy wanted to mess with tubbo more. to settle this argument they fight in the pit

November 16th is when everything goes ary. at first everything is according to plan, techno "betrays" them, wilbur blows up the country, phil is waiting in the wings to collect all the souls. but then something unexpected happens, tommy doesn't go through with his part of the plan and refuses to kill tubbo

the others have to improvise, because even though they could kill everyone there, tommy doesn't want to and they aren't going to go against family, they couldn't care less about the mortals but tommy is another story and if he wants to play nice they'll let him play nice (for now). wilbur and phil stay back to keep an eye on him while also playing the parts of father haunted by his dead son just for the fun of it

and tommy does well for a bit, keeping his chaos in check at least, and not seeing tubbo as just another mortal (he couldn't care less about the others), he does find the newcomer interesting though and doesn't immediately dismiss them

when his chaos reaches a point where he needs to let some out he takes the new guy (ranboo) and goes to rob the mushroom house, things get a bit outta hand and the house ends up burning

tommy takes the fall

he gets exiled by the same person he went against his family for

he is hurt

brought to logstedshire, he plays along with whatever, letting his chaos and wilburs madness infect dream, taking joy in watching it consume the man. when he finally gets bored he leaves and joins his brother at his cabin

not even a week later the butcher army come to try and execute techno, which doesn't end well at all. tommy stayed behind while techno humored the mortals letting them attempt their little execution than easily breaking free and killing quackity in the process. phil goes with him

doomsday is planned by the gods to get back at the mortals who hurt their youngest. tommy blows up the community house so he give the warning for what's to come

during actual doomsday they finally reveal what/who they are, so the residents of New l'manburg can see just how badly they fucked up

tommy is supposed to kill tubbo, before he can however tubbo asks him if it was all fake, and tommy is honest. tells him that in the beginning it was but at some point that changed, and he started caring and now he'd be lying to himself if he said he didn't. he can't even bring himself to kill tubbo

something shifts in tommy and he is no longer chaos, and instead becomes loyalty

phil, techno, and wilbur are blinded by rage towards the people who made tommy hurt and attempts to kill tubbo but something unexpected happens

for his accomplishment of doing the impossible, making a cruel God kind, tubbo is turned into a God. the God of forgiveness

the three leave once tommy runs up and hugs him, realizing Tommy's domain has shifted and that like it or not a pair of gods have just been born

ranboo ends up being taken to the cabin along with tubbo because he has no where else to go. it helps that the gods have all taken a liking to him

over the next few months tubbo along with ranboo start working with the gods to try and get them to see mortals as more than just tools for their entertainment (the two also get married and adopt micheal at this point)

everyone else on the smp believe beeduo got kidnapped by them and keep trying to "save them" and failing miserably every time

ranboo happily playing cards and winning with them, cut to quackity spying on them and thinking this must be some advanced torture technique

all is well until tommy and tubbo get attacked by dream using a god killing axe (he was angrey that tubbo took his only chance to become a god and now wants to kill him). while protecting tubbo and fighting back (killing dream twice) sam and the others arrive and think it's tommy who snapped and attacked first (they still think he is chaos)

he gets captured and put into the prison that was built to keep the gods imprisoned. tubbo runs back to the cabin and tells the others what happened, and while he is breaking down tubbos domain shifts from forgiveness to destruction and becomes cruel

Niki joins them at this point and the syndicate is formed

over the next few months while tommy is trapped in the prison, tubbo pretends to be glad he is free and roams the server letting off radiation and slowly weakening and killing anyone he comes across. just biding his time until the syndicate is ready to break tommy out

when they are ready they strike at night, tubbo gets in by pretending he wants to settle things with tommy and "get peace", once he is on the moving bridge he reveals his true colours letting his radiation kill the warden

he finds tommy weak and in chains, tommy who even after months in prison, has not gone cack to chaos. wasting no time tubbo destroys the chains and breaks down the "impenetrable" walls with his destruction. meeting up with the rest of the syndicate who were waiting on the outside

ranboo and Niki were told to stay behind at the cabin incase tubbo couldn't control his power, unfortunately that's what dream was expecting. so while the gods aren't there to protect them, dream attacks, they hold him back long enough for the others to get back but right as they get there ranboo is struck with the same axe dream used against tommy

niki takes tom so tubbo and wilbur can go to ran, while techno and phil fight off dream. wilbur plays a song to keep ranboo calm, while tubbo tries to stop the bleeding. in this moment they are not the cruel gods they are known as, and like tommy months earlier, their domains shift

madness becomes music, blood becomes protection, and death becomes family

dream is killed for good this time, ranboo is healed by phil who refuses to let his death take him, and they leave for good with the few people they care about. they can learn to be kind later for now they need to heal

between dsmp and qsmp

there is about a 1000 year gap between the two. and the first 400 of those years is spent happily traveling together and leaning to be kind with ranboo and micheal, who have been made functionally immortal by phil (he asked beforehand of course)

wilbur is the first to split off wanting to play his music for the world and distance himself from his past madness. then tommy leaves because he wants to explore the world, techno goes with his for protection

leaving phil to look after the _Beloved family who have made a little home for themselves. tubbo has to leave occasionally go preform whatever duties he has as a god, but he always comes back. and micheal goes on his own adventures for years, even decades at a time, he too always comes back

after 200 years of this little routine ranboo asks phil the question he's been dreading for 600 years. he waits until tubbo is out of the house and asks if he could take back the immortality. says that he's been thinking about it for a long time and now that he's lived such a long life he's ready. when phil asks if tubbo knows, ranboo can only say his expression would make him change his mind

after explaining that ranboo would still have to live out the rest of his natural lifespan and that ranboo has to promise to tell everyone sooner rather than later, it is done, and ranboo is mortal once again

the first ones told are micheal and tubbo, who comes home a year later, the tears are expected and there are a LOT of tears, it's almost like ranboo would drop dead any minute and not live nearly another 100 years. tommy, techno, and wilbur find out not long after and their reactions are similar, with lots of tears and hugs

they all promise to make as many memories in the next 100 years as possible

and once those 100 years are up, phil personally escorts ranboo to the afterlife to be taken care of by his wife, the goddess of death

ranboo would be joined by micheal not much later

NOW FOR QSMP

qsmp is set long after the gods have learned to be kind (thanks to the efforts of ranboo and micheal) now the family is off doing their own things and trying to atone for their pasts. their old domains will always be a part of them and they still have power over them, but they don't abuse that power

wilbur and phil just so happened to end up on the same train to quesadilla island together. little did they know the descendants of people they once knew (and tormented) would also be on the island, along with foolish and slime who are the same people from the smp

they both end up finding foolish and slime and apologizing for what happened in he past. slime doesn't really care cause the gods never messed with him much, if anything he was one of they few people they were kind to, and foolish had no problems since what they did never really effected him 💀

of course neither of them reveal what they are to any of the other residents (that don't already know) and just go on with their lives on the island, well wilbur goes off island for a while so he can go off and spread his music and phil stays behind giving small blessings to the islanders

when the kids come it becomes increasingly clear why phil was drawn to this place, he is the God of family after all. and to his surprise all of the kids have been blessed by various gods given to the residents to be raised as new champions, and of course the one phil ends up with just so happens to be blessed by one of phils own sons, techno

when wilbur comes back he can feel the presence of the young champions, but there is a stronger presence that he couldn't explain, at least not until he meets tallulah

because unlike the other egg children, tallulah isn't blessed by a god, and she wasn't born from the dragon like the others (I WILL BE MAKING A SEPARATE POST ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT IT GETTING LOST IN THE MASSIVE SUMMARY POST)

while the other eggs are simply blessed by gods, tallulah is one, and she's not just any god, she's a god born from music itself, from wilbur

he's not sure about being her father at first, he's too scared his lingering madness will infect and ruin her, but when he helps her paint her first sunrise he knows he will never be able to let her go

when he has to leave again he promises to send her the prettiest birdsongs every morning so she knows he will always be there for her. phil promises to protect her with his life while wilbur is away

the nightmare that happens isn't actually a nightmare, it really happened, and it's the first time phil uses his influence over death in centuries. he refuses to let his kids die like that, but if something like this were to happen again he wouldn't be able to bring them back. not without the other islanders finding him out

and everything goes back to normal, or as normal as things could be, until Bobby's death. and there's nothing phil can do, his domain may be death but even he has rule he must follow and he's already broken them once, he cannot do it again. the most he can do is bring Bobby's soul to the living world and allow his parents one final goodbye

and no one does find out, at least not for a while, when the Brazilians came a few of them seemed to know something was up but couldn't quite place what it was.

when tallulah gots attacked by the code phil got carried away and death slipped from his grasp causing tallulahs death

he can't help but feel guilty for not being able to do more for the grieving parents of the island

when the codes disguse themselves as Phil's kids he is pissed, and he can't help it when death surrounds him. if he uses an excessive amount of power while fighting them, the only one to notice is etoiles who had only seen philza use this kind of power once before

finding tubbo had been a surprise, and phil hadn't expected the warm hug he got. not after he left 300 years ago, after the loss of his family. but as it turns out he missed phil greatly and was excited to see him again

introducing him to tallulah and chayanne was easy, and they took to him quickly. phil was quick to make him their godparent (pun intended)

one day after putting the kids to bed with him, phil could tell there was something on tubbos mind. he didn't have a chance to ask what was wrong before tubbo spoke, saying he hadn't put a child to bed like this since... he couldn't even finish his sentence. sometimes he would see micheal in the egg children and it was just too much for him

and once again things seem to be going back to normal until the eggs are taken away. phil knows they aren't dead, he would have known if the were, but still their absence drives him mad. he has half the mind to think wilbur is behind his madness but he knows his son would never

the birdhouse is much like the prison tommy was once put in, and with the stress of losing the eggs, phil starts seeing things. and he really starts to wonder if some of wilburs old madness was re-emerging

tubbo is a mess with them gone, he doesn't want to lose another family

wilbur comes back to the island as soon as he stops seeing tallulahs paintings in the sky, and when he finds out she's missing... that madness he's been running from sneaks back up on him. he leaves before it can infect anyone else, and when phil finds him later he doesn't mention it

when he finds the recording of his song with tallulahs turtles, all of the madness disappears. perhaps it's his music that will reach her

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and that's all the notable lore bits up till purgatory (I am begging someone to send an ask about purgatory cause I have many thoughts)

^this is a lie, there is so much I left out, like the entire backstory of why they were cruel in the first place, or how any of the dsmp backstories play into this, and also Kristin's whole role in this, and I completely left out ALL of the Hermitcraft and life series stuff that has to do with grian

I just put the bare minimum and this is still monstrously long 😭😭😭😭

genuinely anyone who makes it to the bottom of this post good job, it took me days to write because it was all off memory 💀

anyways please send me more asks about it because writing it all down has made me brainrot over this au again

#monstrously long post #this ones for you fern #if i make posts about any of my other 3 year old aus they will be just as if not LONGER #dsmp #qsmp #sbi au #asks or something #gods au

[dcjokerhs]

OK, I have officially stayed up too long:

What if Grian was Wilbur's brother, older by three years, taken at 4-6 years old, by Cultists and put in Pearl's family, only to then experience the Hells of Yandere Highschool, fulfil the Cult's wishes via his capture from Evo, then end up being led to Hermitcraft via Mumbo, who then helps him reunite with Pearl?

Big neg for this idea? Designing the Cultists.

Positive for this AU? Kristin literally saw Pearl falling from Evo and went "NEW DAUGHTER!" and, when Pearl got Suspicious about it, gave her the task of Finding and Protecting her brother and helping Kristin find the Watchers, who are Hiding from Kristin because She's Heccin Death, and She Is FURIOUS with them.

Bittersweet Part of This AU? Phil and Techno stay away from Grian during MCC because they Remember, but they see he's Happy, and, like the way they abandoned Tommy and Wilbur after hearing Some Major Enemies were after them, they want him to believe whatever it is he's grown up thinking, because they'd rather that than admit Out Loud that They Failed, despite being Trillions of Years Old, because That Stuff Breaks You...

But, on the other hand, Phil's necklace-thing is a ruby and obsidian locket holding the babyhair of Grian, Wil and Tom, as well as the strand of hair Techno gave Phil as his first big "I Trust You, so I give you part of Me, grown from My Blood and My Soul, for you to Keep Always." It also has baby pictures and the Tommy's first daisy-chain that he'd tried crowning his Papa with.

(Techno may or may not also have four matching strands carefully woven into the underside of his hair, only visible when he's bearing his neck to the world with his hair in a bun.)

Other than that:

Jimmy is Pearl's little bro, he ends up being able to Sense Death (though, unfortunately it makes Canary Brain go "Mama!" and he GOES TOWARDS THE DANGER as Mumza's trying to get her tiniest adopted chick to STAY ALIVE! GDI!!)

Tommy nearly gets Eburean'd, Dream manages to do it in prison, he almost starts doing it once free from prison, but Tommy's still settling into his own abilities as a Phoenix, so Kristin goes "BABY BOY TO ELDEST BOY!" and yeets him to Grian, so Grian and Tommy have a "Who Are You?!" "Grian Minecraft?!" Moment.

(Dadza Be Madza. Dadza Be Sadza. Dream Be DEAD)

Tommy is reunited with the others via MCC, but Dream's there like "Come Home Tommy, you're Breaking Rules, Tommy!" tho Then Grian looms Over Dream as Scar distracts Tubbo and Tommy with Jellie, Grian going all Mr Dreamslayer, like "What Are You Doing Near my Smal Charge?"

Then Wilbur starts bawling over his baby brother and Techno's standing there, looking Mightly Uncomfy because all his weapons got taken from him at the door... And the Voices are screeching at him to "HUG THE CHICK!!" "TOMBIRB! TOMBIRB!" etc.

Things reach a head when either Grian gets Captured via the Rift and Pearl thinks her blood will work for the tracking spell, but No, It's Tommy's that works, or when Phil's locket gets stolen from around his neck, it ends up being opened and shown to Grian, only for Phil to step up behind whichever poor sod is holding it (idky, but I can see it being held by either Martyn or Zedaph) like "I Think You Have Something of Mine." and Confrontation Occurs.

BUT HEALING FLOOF!!!

So much healing floof1

Wilbur "accidentally" pushes Ranboo and Tubbo into Hermitcraft when "bidding Tommy goodbye" just as Xisuma's preparing to close the portal, then Scar sees Tubbo's burns and goes "THIS IS MY SON NOW!" as Ranboo's all stuttery and stumbly and Impulse and Keralis and Doc have to play rock/paper/scissors, though then Doc hears Tubbo Likes Nukes and Knows His Redstone and... oh. Oh dear. Tubbo now has 2 Chaotic Dads. Oh No, What A Tragedy (/s)

Ranboo likes helping Pearl, False and Cleo with their builds, and even follows Pearl when she's going to try selling her Cleaning Services with his notebook and quill, ready to take notes for her and help her calculate costs ahead of time. (He gets All The Mommas and Cub keeps trying to get him to eat more with the food he's stolen from Scar... Not that Ranboo knows about the thievery when Scar Finds Out.... before joining in on feeding Ranboo All The Foods Scar's Gone Dadmode Uh o UH oh....

Not even Mumbo's Return could save them from Grian's Big Bro Mode combo'd with Scar's Dad Mode...

Anyway!! Enjoy!!!

I am Going to SLEEP!! >w<

#I'm fine #I need to rotate my sleeping times anyway #i just thought I'd post this here first. #grian #scar #sbi #phil #technoblade #philza #tubbo #tommy #tommyinnit #dsmp x hc #hc x dsmp #srsly whoever thought leaving Doc and Tubbo to go Mad Scientist together was A FOOL #the watchers #pearlecentmoon #mumza #kristin #:3c #my fic ideas #link me i you get inspo from this plz!! i need more reading material!!

[hermitcrossovers]

A God Brothers au thing because it's been a while lol.

Violence has always been a language the Minecrafts are familiar with.

Made from blood and death, pushed into positions of power, not one of them has ever been free of it.

To reject them would be to deny nature, to give into them would mean giving up their humanity, they all strike a balance, one way or another.

It's easiest for Phil, as the Angel of Death it is his job to keep the balance between lige and death, for others, like Wilbur, it's giving up living and coming back not quite right. For Tommy, it's a fight every day, but those who he cares for are the ones who keep him going. Grian and Techno are two sides of the same coin by design, so it comes as no surprise that they find that balance in eachother, it's Grian who teaches Techno to deal with the voices, and Techno who reels Grian back when he's gone too far.

Yes, they're made from blood and death, but that doesn't mean they have to be aggressive or evil, it's a choice to speak with violence, one they've made before, one they'll make again, but in the moments that count, they choose family.

-mod jer

#dream smp #hermitcraft #grian #technoblade #tommyinnit #philza #wilbur soot #grian and philza brothers au #mod jer #its 12 am over here and i am laying down on the living room hammock having thoughts™ #i blame the heat if this is nonsensical sorry #ik its been a while since i talked abt it but this au actually owns my soul

[grimaussiewitch]

More small fic ideas:

Toy Jimmy but he’s not a rag doll toy but instead is made of porcelain. His body is okay with respawns but after rapid and draining respawns can cause paint to fade and cracks forming. He can remove body parts but they can’t move if they’re a meter around from him. Set before Fwhip is fired from his deputy job, Joel taunts Jimmy in front of the jail. Just before he flys off, Joel shoots an arrow straight into Jimmy’s face. Fwhip arrives with hurt and comfort. Jimmy is missing part of his left eye and now angst.

Empires season 1 Joel headcanon: he’s made out of magical terracotta. He has to form himself out of clay, making hundreds of clay copies of himself. Joel is very breakable and every time he respawns he respawns into one of the clones. After the destruction of all of the empires and Lizzie, the love of his life, disappearing, Joel over the years couldn’t bring himself to make clay sculptures of himself. Perhaps he made art of over emperors? Trying to remember the faces of old friends, enemies, and love. Maybe that’s how King Joel of Mezlia died of a broken heart?

Toy!Jimmy turning everyone into toys but unlike him, they can’t move or speak. Bonus angst, he leaves Tango for last.

Phil gets turn into a teenager without any memories after that age, no wings and no immortality. It’s up to bench trio to stop him from accidentally killing himself. Hilarity ensures.

After double life, scar and grian’s sound based injuries carry over back to hermitcraft. Do they get their hearing back from the glitch or learn to live life without sound.

Sbi family au but Tommy and Tubbo swap places. So possible twinduo or techno is just a family friend/uncle friend, Wilbur is Phil and Kristen’s kid, Tubbo was found by Wilbur and raised by him via brother/brother friendship while Tommy was this random kid they found on the side of the road. Tubbo was also childhood friends with Eryn. Basically how would the story go if the two swapped places? How did they develop and what’s their friendships towards other people? Would Tommy had idolised Schlatt or stood up against him more in the manburg arc? What’s Tubbo’s relationship with dream wand what object or objects does Dream have control over him? How does bench trio work and the aftermath of L’Manburg blowing up a second time?

An au where Eret never became king again. He helps to repair damaged relationships and helps to build a new bakery with Niki for Niki. Maybe friendship drama because hey niki, trying to kill Tommy won’t solve anything, lets just bake our feelings into bread and then eat said bread. I dunno maybe a pirate adventure with puffy as well for good measures.

With the empires x hermitcraft crossover, what if while most of the hermits are stuck over in empires, there’s a sudden arrival of a bunch of new people on hermitcraft; Dream smp members. There are too many nations being built up… Just imagine the hermits coming back and Xb and Beef talk about the wars and nations that happened with these new guests.

I want a villain arc for Jimmy so an au where he becomes a new super secret bandit but nobody knows it’s him would be brilliant. Maybe he tries to frame Joey for crimes, especially after a big one. But it turns out he had an alibi so Joey isn’t thieving around for once or he’s stealing smaller things. And Joey wouldn’t blow up parts of peoples empires or kill them a bunch. One day Joel demands that the bandit be found as all of the gold from his empire went missing overnight. During a meeting between the empires it’s revealed to be Jimmy all along who then proceeds to flee via a tnt distraction. Tumbler town is now in lockdown with Jimmy still ruling.

Double life but it’s body swap instead. So tango <-> Jimmy, Grian <-> Scar and so on.

Werewolf!Ren finds out that both sun god bdubs and princess of dawn gem are also werewolves. The whole sleeping through the night is so they don’t have to face transforming because blah blah blah bad experiences or scared. Just, more werewolf au’s.

Vampire Sbi but Phil is the only human and the boys use him to get stuff. Like yes Wilbur and techno were turned in their early-mid twenties but sometimes you gotta use a human to get stuff. Along with Tommy being turned at 16 can’t buy certain things so PHILLLLLLL.

Everyone but one person on every server are hybrids, gods or eldritch horrors. Some picks: Human Tubbo or Tommy or both, Human Keralis and finally human Pix or Jimmy.

Owen doesn’t get turned back into a Llama but Scott does.

Sculk possessed!Cubfan infects Katherine so there’s nature wives angst.

Vex!Scar trying to slap sculk!Cub back to his senses because you can only be possessed by one thing and it has to be as a duo!

Crack fic where Joel gets turned into a toy for a day because karma or something.

More god and deities chill out on the empires server. Aka, Kristen the Goddess of death.

Deity!Elaina propaganda because fuck you I heard she likes space so she is a god now. Also it would be funny for c!Eret to have more god connections like foolish and herobrine.

#grim talks #grim’s fic idea list #mcytblr #fanfic ideas #fanfic inspiration #inspiration

[meteor752]

Meteor looking through the Starkid songs and pairing them up with mcyt as much as they can wow this title sucks

I’m bad at shit

Anyways, a few weeks ago I realized while listening to the Black Friday soundtrack that “Wow, this is a goldmine for MCYT animatics”, but like I can’t really draw so I’m stuck doing this

If ur fave Starkid song didn’t make it then it’s cause it didn’t fit well enough

Also if you have anything I missed then please inform me, lol

We will be going in order just to simplify things

Different as can be (AVPM) Desert Duo in third life, Scar as Quirrel and Grian as Voldy

Different as can be (reprise) (AVPM) - Desert duo in Double life, same casting

Granger Danger (AVPM) - Empires s2 fWhip as Ron, Joel as Draco, Jimmy as Hermione

To dance again (AVPM) - Xornoth’s release in Empires s1, with Xorny as Voldy and Joey as Quirrel (Scott as Harry)

Not over yet (AVPS) - The eggpire after the banquet, Bad as Lucious

Stutter (AVPS) - Scar, Ren, Martyn, and Pearl in Double life. Roles are interchangeable 

Kick it up a notch (Starship) - Dream convincing Eret to betray L’Manburg, with Punz, George, and Sapnap as the mosquitos

Kick it up a notch (Reprise) (Starship) - Eret actually betraying L’Manburg

Rogues are we (HMB) Some of the villains of Dream SMP, with Wilbur as Riddler, Quackity as Penguin, Techno as Scarecrow, Philza as Catwoman, Niki as Poison Ivy, and Jack as Mr Freeze

The American Way (HMB) - The HC s9 king arc, with Soup Group as Superman, Grian as Batman, and Ren as Sweet Tooth

Sidekick (AVPSY) Tubbo after Ranboo’s death, though could take place like at any point

Everything ends (AVPSY) This one is just, Tommy surrounded by everyone of the SMP. Could be changed to Dream. I’m not Sure yet.

Dream a little harder (Twisted) King Ren, the rest of HC as the backing score. Impulse as Robert’s role tho, and Gem as the main lady

If I believed (Twisted) A Xornoth song honestly. Idk, maybe like pre-corruption.

When the world’s at stake (TTO) I can’t even explain how many people this could fit. Any character that has like, some familial role to anyone, boom the song fits. Personally I’d say my top picks are either Dadschlatt, or Older brother Grian with Jimmy

Wagon on fire (TTO) Double life, Scar burning the ranch down. Jimmy and Tango as the family members (The horse is the daughter)

The Night belongs to Snarl (Firebringer) Third life, Joel as the main singer though Ren sing in the chorus. Snarl is replaced by Scar, right after he became the first red

Cup of Roasted Coffee (TGWDLM) Joey and Sausage, post-corruption, fWhip is Emma

Cup of Poisoned Coffee (TGWDLM) -´´-

Join us (And die) (TGWDLM) Hannah and Antfrost (Or possibly Punz), after being corrupted by the egg

Let it out (TGWDLM) Empires s1 au where everyone is corrupted except Joel. Joel takes the place of Paul

What do you say (BF) Empires s2 Jizzie right at the start, recollecting their time in s1. The rest of the server are the background characters

Our doors are open (BF) Joel at the toy barn, featuring Hermes

Feast or Famine (BF) The emperors fighting for the crown (I have a rewritten version of this, click read more if you wanna check it out)

Take me back (BF) Either Desert Duo or Treebark in Double Life, singing about third life. Scar/Ren is Tom, Grian/Martyn is Becky

Adore me (BF) Joey, empires s1. ‘nuff said

Made in America (BF) The eggpire finale, Velvet (as the egg) singing to Bad

If I fail you (BF) Very self indulgent, but Mumbo singing about Grumbot

Wiggle (BF) Joey during the release of Xornoth

What if Tomorrow comes (BF) The end of the dsmp as the nukes are about to strike down, Aimsey as the main singer

This took me an hour. Anyways

Jimmy:It's mine, it's mine

It's certainly mine, it belongs to my land!

Joey: It's mine, it's mine

It's certainly mine, it belongs in my hand!

Joel & Lizzie: It's mine, it's mine (it's mine, it's mine)

It's certainly mine, it's my path to glory

Katherine & Pearl: It's mine, it's mine (it's mine, it's mine)

It's certainly mine

All: It’s my turn to change history

You never should settle for the title that you are born into

There's always some line to be cut, and someone to marry too

And if you should find that you're about to get the short of the stick

Take what you want, kill what you don’t get

Gem & fWhip & Sausage: Let go, let go (let go, let go)

Just let go!

Do you have a death wish?

Scott & Shubble: Just die, just die (you die, you die)

It's time to die

You made it on my list

Joey: I got it!

Pearl: I got it!

Lizzie: You got it!

Pixl: They got it!

Jimmy: What a relief

Joey: it's mine

All: My people will love me

Joel: Now take it

Shubble: Wear it

Pixl: Love it

Gem: Steal it

All: Grab it!

It's metal so shiny

You never should settle for the title that you are born into

Sausage: are born into

There's always some line to be cut, and someone to marry to

Sausage: someone to marry to

And if you should find that you're about to get the short of the stick

Sausage: short of the stick

Take what you want, kill what you don’t get

It’s all I need and all I came for

A feeling I just can’t explain

A new law that you all should live for

That crown will make my empire long remain

I wont hesitate to just kill you

To get what rightfully is mine

My rule will be so legendary

Amongst you I will be so fucking Devine

fWhip: You never should settle

Scott: You never should settle

Shubble: You never should settle

Pearl:For the title

Pixl: For the title

Lizzie: For the title

That you are

Born into

Sausage: take what you want!

Rags or riches!

#double life smp #dlsmp #dsmp #dream smp #Hermitcraft #Empires smp #esmp #third life #traffic series #Starkid #A very potter musical #a very potter sequel #a very potter senior year #starship #holy musical b@man #Twisted #trail to oregon #Firebringer #Tgwdlm #Black Friday #Scarian #Fwhimmy #Smallidarity #Jornoth #Bee duo #Dadschlatt #Team Rancher #Solidaritek #The eggpire #Jizzie

[brick-a-doodle-do]

BRICK

BRICK I HAVE ANGST SUPERHERO MAYBE G/T MCYT FIC IDEAS FOR ARR AND SHIT-

Also night we met au info dump because I’ll never not think about them

Basically, in the first part(pretty much the prologue) Phil and Techno are both wanna be famous and rich (sorta not really Phil my mans just wants to provide for his family and keep them safe) they’ve been traveling for a long long time and they finally reach a cave filled woth warning signs. Techno insists he checks it out and he’ll be back, ignoring when Phil tells him that it isn’t safe and that they oughta go home to Kristen who has food made for them since she has Wilbur to take care of.

Phil is/was a treasure hunter but he also does/did monster hunting on the side. Kristen does/did have a bakery and cafe where people could request baked goods and coffees and stuff. Kristen had to put her friend Puffy in charge and Puffy gladly took over so Kristen could raise Wilbur till he was old enough to be alone without her and Phil. Techno doesn’t get along well with the police at all and the chief of police, Sam, rather him in a prison but Phil always covers for him because the town needs people to protect it from outside threats and the best warrior they had was Techno.

Puffy has an adopted child named Niki who she brings with her to the bakery. The governer of the town, Bad, has his grievances with Phil and Techno ‘protecting’ the town from outside threats but he lets them continue because of the point Phil brings up time and time again. That point being ‘no one else is trying to keep anyone safe. I wont stand idly and let things from outside our homes hurt mine and any other family’

Grian is Phil’s estranged brother and rarely travels to the town of Esemtria but he checks in from time to time on his brother and his brothers wife. He also makes sure to tell anyone of any possible problems they may encounter soon or whether the spring is coming early or the winter is coming sooner that expected. He lives in the far smaller but more advanced cove of Hermitville, the name chosen by the locals who call it home to spook off any invaders because no one wants what they think is a hobos town full of hermits

Schlatt is a disgraced politician from Manberg. He hopes to find success in taking the government from what he assumes are a bunch of country hicks in butt fuck no where who need help from him. He plans a take over of the government but it’s not a hostile one.

Skeppy and Sapnap are two hybrid outsiders who are terrified someone will expose their hybrid origins only for Bad, secretly a hybrid himself, to take them in as family.

Jack is a baby demon found by Puffy who decides to take him in a long woth Niki because a parents takes in whomever needs them.

Eret and Dream are both normal babies that belong to normal houses in the village although many would note that Eret hasn’t opened their eyes yet even being a few months old by this point.

Above is an information dump on the people living/who have once lived in the town or around the town named Esemtria. All people are described by the conditions and the times of past Esemtria or when the prologue/part I of ‘Night We Met’ occurs. Some characters may be alive in part II/chapter I while others may be lost to time, missing, or dead.

[Esemtria is the name of the town that the entirety of ‘Night We Met’ takes place in/around. While there are mentions of Hermitville they will have sparse appearances but will have numerous mentions.]

| p.s-Hope you like the information dump. :] |

IS THE MCYT SUPERHERO THINGY THE ONE YOU JUST TOLD ME ABOUT? OR IS IT SMTH DIFFERENT THAT I GET TO HEAR ABOUT? :0

OHOHOHOHOOHOOHOH INFODUMP COOL COOL COOL !!!!

HHHH FAMOUS TECHNO MY BELOVED I LOVE HIM SM- like srs that's one of my favorite tropes, where techno is famous and tommy is like a fangirl- one of the best things istg

ANYWAYS

hmm the use of is/was and has/had, does that entail that something happened along the way,, or like their interests died down or smth?

also fics with kristen >>,,, i never do it bc idk enough about her but love some representation :D

ooo hermitcraft x dsmp :0 i have absolutely no knowledge when it comes to hermitcraft but i like crossovers (usually)

sorry i don't have a lot of immediate questions- i'm just quietly consuming. i love this so far tho! :]]

I LOVE SCHLATT IN GOVERNMENT LIKE HIM AS PRESIDENT OF MANBERG WAS SUCH A VIBE SO THIS MAKES ME HAPPY EFJGFJDS

ooh sapnap & skeppy, what kind of hybrids are there? like their canon hybrids (like fireborn &... diamond(?)) or smth different?

hhhh i like the name esemtria,,,, any backstory or did you just decide this'll be the name now? (messing around with clan/tribe/town/realm/kingdom names are so fun)

i do like this info dump! again i'm so sorry that my thoughts aren't active rn,,,,, but i rlly like this so far and would like to hear more (or read it if you've posted anything!!) if you have any to give! :D

#brickquiries #smog brickling #smog my beloved >:]

[copepods]

ok so with like

the au yk.

it isn't just the dsmp. when i say mcyt, i mean literally just tons of different corners of it. hermitcraft, the life smps/series shit, aphmau, qsmp, etc etc

it is kind of dsmp centric bcuz i don't know much abt the other smps, but that's pretty fixable since i have several friends who are on various spectrums of mcyt special interest brainrot who collaborate w/ me.

in simple terms,

no specific smp or group is just on the bad or good side? like it isn't "oh dsmp is good" and "hermitcraft is all the galra", it's very mixed up just because i went with what i thought would fit the characters + i wanted interactions that weren't just between members of their groups.

i want ethoslab and quackity to be silly creatures. i want grian to interact with tommy, wilbur and techno and see them as family, i want luzu and philza to chat about the simple things that remain in their intergalactic lives !

the plot really kicks off when awesamdude (one of phil's top military men idfk) and tommy get separated from everyone else upon some sort of attack on their home, and their escape pod drifts through space until it lands somewhere- earth, ofc. (for some context they r altean royalty bcuz i just fucking love slapping them into royally fucked situations!!!)

idk exactly the Details . however tommy and sam meet some goofies, which likely consists of

tubbo, for tommy, he's GOTTA have his bestie

travis, zane and nana from aphmau

they somehow . god knows how. get a lion, and before anyone can interject or leave the lion (they all got into it like idiots) They fucking Blast Off uh oh where will they go. Uh oh

some shit happens idk, they find themselves at what seems to be a pretty empty planet in terms of civilisation, they find some other alteans who'd been isolated from the rest, so they had been under the assumption that all other alteans had died.

the other alteans are grian, who is the green lion pilot, lizzie (LDshadowlady) and oli orionsound

blah blah blah they become the paladins.

sam, black lion

tommy, red lion

travis (from aphmau), yellow lion

nana, blue lion

and as previously mentioned, grian pilots the green lion

they all train. yk. as paladins Do.

in some other part of space, wilbur soot is losing his mind because his brother is missing and might be Dead somewhere where they could never find his bodyyy ^_^ so he's stressed. plus basically ruling an insane amount of people despite being just a prince. phil is busy battle planning and shit so wil has to deal with political stuff

sorry this is very long. i have to go do laundry. i shall be Back. to explain more, if you so wish

oooh inchresting!!! gotta love crossover content. reminds me of the childrens rebellion (dsmp scifi fic with literally every yuoutuber ever in it)

#asks #anon

[grian-stole-my-rights]

OKAY! I promised to explain this Crack-Pot AU when I got home… but its been literal months… SO HERE WE GO!!

Evil Cake AU!

Our story starts off with Sam Gladiator’s funeral (basically just the JSchlatt funeral but with the YHS crew + a few people who came for moral support and/or wanted to party). Wilbur showed up because he knows Sam was an abusive ass to his brother (Grian) in High School and that him and his friends are NOT having a normal funeral for the mother-fucker.

Sometime during the funeral, he steals the urn with Sam’s ashes and just- starts eating them.

While doing so, he gets the bright idea to bake them into a cake to give to JSchlatt. So he goes up to Grian and asks him to help him bake a cake.

So the next day, Wilbur is in the kitchen with Grian (I guess they’re staying with one of the YHS crew members? I don’t think we ever decided who’s kitchen it is, but I don’t think hotels normally have ovens so-). Wilbur tells him that they should put Sam’s ashes in the cake and Grian tells him no because that’s a stupid idea. So Wilbur puts the ashes in the flower mixture when Grian isn’t looking.

Flash forward and Wilbur comes to the border of Manburg with Tommy, cake in hand, and pretty much just tells them to let him in Manburg so he could “extend an olive branch of sorts” and shows them the cake. They let them in (I guess? Or Schlatt comes to them) and Wil tells them how his brother made the cake.

Reluctantly, he takes the cake and starts eating the cake. “The fuck is wrong with this?! Did is this poisoned or some shit?!”

Rumors spread throughout the SMP of this mysterious “SamGladiator” who never shows up on the tab screen, but has managed to kill the President of Manburg in broad daylight.

“Who is he?”

“Is he a part of Pogtopia?”

“Why would he name a weapon ‘his ashes’?”

Manburg decides to keep the cake. Flash forward to the festival and instead of getting executed, Tubbo is “rewarded” for all his hard work.

Tubbo respawns but doesn’t come back quite right.

Turns out everyone who’s eaten the cake is partially possessed by the ghost of SamGladiator, but it effects everyone differently.

Sam makes Wilbur become Vilbur, Schlatt more power-hungry and controlling, and makes Tubbo believe he is Sam.

Tubbo is convinced different DSMP members are different characters from YHS.

Tubbo keeps trying to get Tommy to do things that make him uncomfortable and uh- yeah he pretty much just re-enacts the Yakuza arc after the festival (complete with being forced to wear blue and being threatened by Wilbur with a sword).

Techno, Tommy, Eret, and Fundy all somehow managed to avoid getting possessed by Sam. Techno because he figured out Wilbur was trying to put something in the potato fields that was poisoning the potatoes. Tommy because Niki wound up eating the poisoned food meant for Tommy (hence why Tubbo thinks she’s Sookie). Eret because he’s just so out of the loop that at this point Manburg and Pogtopia just- somehow forgot he was there (mostly just plot relevance tbh). And Fundy out of pure luck.

After Techno discovers the poisonous potatoes, he confronts Wilbur. Wil deflects but then he remembers seeing Tommy giving Niki the hindlick and Tubbo telling Tommy how “Yuki” would “help make everything go back to normal” and just goes “fuck this! This is abuse!” and just- grabs Niki and Tommy and leaves.

It’s basically the Egg Arc before the Egg Arc happened.

#this is also the last dsmp related post I will make #unless people ask about this crack then there probably wont be anything else dsmp related #mcyt #yandere highschool #dream smp #yhs x dsmp #yhs au #dsmp au #cannibal cake au #evil cake au #grian #jschlatt #SamGladiator #technoblade #the eret #tommyinnit #tubbo underscore #wilbur soot #cannibalism tw

[strawberrylemonz]

Yes, it is about the fics

Rewritten Fanfic:

Memories in the Stars

A fanfiction in where Dsmp!Tommy transitions to becoming Hermit!Tommy. The rewrite will go more into detail of Tommy's earlier days of how he was when he first arrived to Hermitcraft. Grian learns he is Tommy's missing brother much earlier in the story, and they become bird bros. A set ending is already in the making of this version.

And Then He Said “I Love You”

This Double Dadza fanfic is also a rewrite, one that starts off with Past!Phil's POV with his sons. Plot points have been planned out, and Dsmp!Dream better sleep with both eyes open. Also, the young SBI brothers shall make an eventual appearance in the "present" timeline (around Doomsday, before Dream is taken to prison). A little spoiler, but toddler Tommy is the key to a young Wilbur and young Techno to going feral in an instant.

Into the Tommyverse

This will start off similar to the original fic. Each version of Tommy will be diverse, and each will be described and "named" to fit their role in the Tommy Crew. The eventual collapse of the multiverse that causes all of their world to try and merge into one? Of course! Will they attempt to fix it? Duh, all Tommy's are cursed with being forced to play the hero. Will they succeed? This is the one time they aren't supposed to. They aren't supposed to save the world, they only need to save themselves.

Reluctant Hero’s Tale

Tommy's feelings will still be connected to the group. The way the group "steps into" Tommy's memories will be altered, as well as how Clara appears. Kristin is still going to be present, defending her favorite child against almost everyone. Also, Karlnappity, I miss you :(

New Fics:

Shooting Stars Aren’t Toys

The tale of a broken family, one that can't see eye to eye, especially the youngest. One night, while looking up at the starry sky, a wish is made. Due to this, Tommy no longer exists. Now forced to deal with their new reality, Philza, Technoblade, and Wilbur live in a world where Tommy never grew up. The consequences of this are dire, and the three will fight against the gods, against fate itself, to hold Tommy once again. They didn't mean for this to happen. They're sorry.

Two-Player Game

A regular world au where the Watson family moves from the UK to the US. Wilbur is staying in London for college, Techno already in the US for university. They didn't call Tommy much, and Tommy eventually stopped trying. The only family member he's close to is Kristin. Tubbo already lives in the US, having moved there years prior. Looking to his internet friend, Purpled, he only found comfort in him as the two meet irl. Throughout their everyday struggles, the two find joy in a strange scenario: video games are leaking into the real world. Working together, they repair broken relationships as they try to save the world. Golden Duo shine like the sun.

Lemon Trees Grow Feral Boys

Fallout AU, where Tommy and Purpled are foster kids who are evacuated, frozen, and transported to other vaults to be experimented on during a nuclear attack. Upon waking up, the two decide to adopt each other as brothers in this strange world. Wanting answers, and Tommy wanting to see what came of the family that was in the middle of processing his adoption, they travel and master the shambles of the world as they hike to their hometown. They are eventually joined by Kristin, Sam, Quackity, Karl, Sapnap, Eret, and Punz. Of course, SBI is the family, and they have also woken up in the future, long after the nuclear attack, just like the boys. Beeduo are in this (pog).

#strawberrylemonz #tommyinnit #mcyt #sbi fanfic #mcyt fanfiction

[duck-that-does-stuff]

The following was my 1 am brain rot at its finest, so sorry if it doesnt make any sense:

Grian MC = Grian Minecraft

Ph1lza = Ph1lza Minecraft

Both have a bird father fannon thing going on.

Anyone up for a brother au?

I mean, it could work. Imagine it for a second with me. Grian and Phil are brothers, but they've been split up. Grian being in evo, and Phil being in whatever hardcore world he's in. Neither know where the other is at the moment, but they send letters to eachother through they're own respective birds. Parrots and Crows. Until, Grian eventually stops sending letters. Phil gets worried, but cant do anything about it because he has no idea where his brother is, so he pushes it to the back of his mind. Grian on the other hand is with the watchers and things go on.

Phil eventually becomes immortal through Mumza, and maybe after a few centuries, Phil comes across an old box in his house. An old box that's filled with Grian's letters and realization hits him. Grian would probably be dead by now. Phil doesnt know he's immortal through the watchers, so hes probably dead, right? It has been centuries after all.

Fast forward some time, and let's say that Phil has Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy now. Sometimes Phil will off handedly mention someone but neither Wilbur or Techno ever get the name of the person, while Tomny is still to young to really understand. Whenever Will and Techno try to ask who Phil was talking about, he would always say he would tell them later. Unfortunately, "later" means something a lot different when your father is an immortal angel of death.

One time, Wilbur just got fed up with Phil saying "later" and decided to push his father a bit harder on who "he" was that Phil would mumble and mention to himself. Phil thought about it for a second before deciding that now would be better then not, so he sits them all down, and explains that they have an uncle. One who had a tendency for building, pranks, and TNT.

Phil spent that afternoon just talking about what he remembered from Grian, and all three boys start to eventually idolize him in some way.

Tommy liked his pranks and chaos while Techno liked his "one man empire" thing, and found it more as a sign of strength rather then failure. Meanwhile, Wilbur just started to idolize his uncle and saw his story as poetic. He decided that he wanted to write a story for himself that was maybe even more so.

Grian had been stuck with the watcher for a long time now. And even though it was nice, it was also quite boring. With only being able to watch people, and play small pranks occasionally. Grian wanted to get away from the ender god like beings and start his life again. He missed his friends, and being able to play pranks on them. He missed being able to build large scale and beautiful homes. And Grian missed writting to Phil. He hadnt seen his brother in so long, but there was nothing he could do about it. The watcher were always watching, and that included him aswell. Grian would have to be sneaky if he wanted to get out, and his plan for escape was just that. Now, it was just a waiting game for the perfect time to leave.

Phil went on to mention Grian every once in a while, and rumor started to pick up on "the one the angel of death talks of." Nobody knew who he was talking about, and the normal folks were much more scared to ask rather then Phil's own kids. From what the people heard though, it sounded almost like an evil counterpart. One who brings beautiful things, only to destroy them later. One who laughs at the misfortune that he brings. People started to call the other "Redza" with a rumor coming around that his clothes were stained with blood of the lives he ruined.

Grian made it out. He didnt know where he was, but he was out. He was finally out of the end. Grian looked up, and the first time in decades, centuries, Grian saw the sky again. Oh, it was so beautiful and colorful, rather then that dark, wide void he had to look at for so long. Grian smiled as he wanted to get closer. He wanted to fly again. The watchers were gods, who didnt need pitiful wings. They would just float or teleport around, so whenever Grian expressed his want to fly, it was mocked by everyone who was around. The watchers thought that flying was all too much work, and never understood the feeling Grian got whenever he tried to express his love for it. Now that Grian was out of that hell, he could...he could....fly again?

Grian jumped and jumped and jumped again, like from muscle memory he tried to recall, but nothing was coming to him. His smile was drained from his face as he tried to push off the ground to get somewhere. Anywhere. But nothing happened. Grian fell to his knees, and then his stomach as he wanted to fly again so badly, but just couldnt. What had happened as he left? He swore he still had his wings. He...still had his wings, right?

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Fuck this got way too much out of control. I just started writting and then couldnt stop and now we're here. I was having 1 am brain rot last night, and I didn't think it would amount to THIS. Anyway, sorry for the surprise fan fiction. I suck at grammar, you dont have to tell me. Continue this if you feel like it, I dont mind. The rest of this basically amounts to :

"Grian's in hermitcraft"

"chicken --> parrot ---> dragon"

" reunite during mcc pride and Grian figures out he had nephews."

If people can add yhs into this, go ahead, I've just never watched the series before. I'm taking my leave now before this consumes my day, and this post becomes longer then a book. Remember your water, meds, and food and have a nice night.

#hc x dsmp #dsmp x hc #grianmc #grian #philza #philza minecraft #sbi #sleepy bois inc #long post #technical fan fiction #jesus fuck this is a long fucking post

[mini-melo]

hahaha im writing this as im working online, and while my doc said i shouldnt tire myself, i literally need to write this or im gonna burst.

this is more focused around the hermits and tommy's interactions before ghostinnit happened. also, the hermits here are the ones closest to tommy and also the most i could write at midnight and trying to fight off meds that mke me sleepy.

anyway, feel free to request any scenario or just tommy vibing with other hermits. i'll do my best to write it.

anyway, without further ado, i present a part of my hermit!tommy au that isnt angst, finally.

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GRIAN

Tommy took to Grian like water off a duck's back. It didn't take long before both were wrecking havoc among the server.

For Grian's part, he takes one look at this tall gremlin, and practically adopts him. Gremlins of chaos should stay together, after all.

(He wants those haunted eyes of the newbie to be gone. He wants to help him just like Hermitcraft helped Grian in the aftermath of YHS and EVO.)

They start small, rearranging the contents of Lookie Lookie at My Bookie. Then they get pink carpets and covers the heart in Mumbo's base with it.

They grab baby Yoda from Scar again, and set up a treasure hunt filled with chicken canons and slime blocks in the most infuriating parts of the hunt.

(Grian introduces Poultry Man to Tommy, and then Pesky Bird is born.)

Tommy never thought he'd have any more brothers after DSMP happened, but here we are, with Tommy in full Pesky Bird attire, setting up a giant chicken above the Omega Tree and Grian—sorry, Poultry Man—makes poop made out of diorite until it touches one of the gigantic branches.

And, hey, if Iskall tried to stifle a grin as he complains at the laughing duo, then that's between him and his now-clean tree.

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XISUMA

It wasn't Xisuma who actually emotionally adopted Tommy. No, no, it was Tommy who forced himself into the admin's life.

Tommy is a traumatized child from a server with a corrupt admin. A server with a fixed set of lives. A server with a ghost, with hybrids forced to hide themselves or limit themselves, or even cut off their extra appendages unless they want the admin to permanently kill them.

But Tommy is also smart. He started more than one nation, he led an army in more than one war, he fought two withers and came out alive, he's bled and died so much that he's lost count.

Tommy knows what corruption in a person looks like, but he also knows what a proper admin is.

(He has to thank SMPEarth for that, war-torn as it was. At least then, no admin abused their powers. At least then he could respawn and freely watch his dad Philza Minecraft soar in the sky with no care for the world.)

Because of this, Tommy can be seen around Xisuma if he isn't around his fellow gremlin. Tommy watched him tend to his bees, make more towers, make some redstone contraptions, and most importantly, learns about this unbelievable, utopic land that Tommy's found himself in.

When Tommy started making his starter base, he made it beside Xisuma's mega base. He tried to replicate the style of Xisuma's, and while not quite perfect, Xisuma hugs Tommy regardless.

(He's never be proud of his accomplishments before, no matter if he braided Techno's hair as a child, nor if he gave his most valuable possessions and a life to win a war.)

Xisuma, Tommy thinks, has been more of a father than what he remembers from Philza and his childhood.

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ZOMBIECLEO

When Cleo managed to save Wilbur's coat, Tommy all but clings to her. In the DSMP, you can't trust anybody with your valuables, whether they offered to fix it or not.

Tommy took a leap here, to lend the coat to Cleo and praying to gods he didn't believe that she'll fix it instead of burning it.

(It's the only thing Tommy has of his family. Or, well, the only family he acknowledges. Wilbur was more of a father than Phil ever was, when they were children. Granted the bar was pretty low, but Tommy liked to cling to even the smallest bit of affection.)

Cleo smiles and teaches Tommy how to stitch and pose armour stands. Tommy isn't the best, with his sloppily made leather armour and wonky amour stand, but Cleo still praises him, and Tommy thinks it's the prettiest thing he's ever made.

Perfection isn't the point of this, anyway. Cleo taught Tommy, however unconsciously, to be patient and be proud of his own work. Tommy thanks her with two armour stands hand in hand at the entrance of her zoo, Cleo and Tommy's head on each of it. There are sloppily made copies of their outfits, even his coat's own stitches and Cleo's tears in her own clothes are there.

(Tommy eventually makes armour stand stories in a room dedicated to it in his mega base, later in the season. Cleo will unashamedly admit she shed a tear.)

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#hermit!tommy au #hermitcraft x dsmp #grian #xisuma #zombiecleo #tommyinnit #finally #smth not angst #might do more of these #tomorrow since im really tired #melowrites

[shiningstarlight101]

Hermitcraft/dreamsmp au?? I'm not gonna do anything with this but feel free to use these ideas in your own crossover au lol

•Grian is Philza's son and Wilbur's older brother. And the bro of Tommy and Techno depending on au's

•Grian brought Tommy to the hermitcraft server once.

•For completly unrelated reasons, Tommy is now banned from the hermitcraft server.

•The lives system in the dsmp are the same in hc.

•Xisuma's hearts are always black instead of the red, orange or green to show how many lives you have left.

•Cleo has lost all her canon lives.

•Since Doc is obsessed with goates, what if he adopts Tubbo 👉👈

•Iskall and Fundy often help eachother out.

•It's mainly Iskall helping Fundy out.

•With help I mean creating redstone traps for the other dreamsmp members.

•Bdubs would probably help blow up l'manberg lmao

•Mumbo is constantly insisting he's the tallest one around despite Ranboo being just slightly taller.

•Tommy calls Ren a furry.

•Xisuma and Tubbo are bee buddies.

•Eret sometimes visits Stress and they just talk for hours. They always make flower crowns for eachother, it's become tradition.

•Xisuma is a caring admin that always protects the hermits. He will also defend the kids of the dsmp with his life.

•The issue is that the kids never tell him they're in mortal danger.

•Tommy and Grian are partners in crime.

•Doc is the proud dad type and he will constantly talk about his son if he can.

•Mumbo explained the time he build a machine that gave you a color depending on when you pressed it as a social experiment and Fundy went "yoo what if I do that but with tnt??"

•Technoblade once watched Scar die to a regular zombie while wearing enchanted armor so he made it his obligation to teach Scar how to fight/defend himself.

•Eret, Gem, Niki and Stress have this little club they call the nature gals and they just explore forests and other areas in nature and just talk once a week.

•Scar one time got desperate and really needed a pet sitter for Jellie so he ended up letting Bad take care of her. Bad basically became his go to pet sitter till Bad started talking about the egg 24/7

•Grian talking about how he started a civil war and resistance: Yeah it was pretty fun lol

Wilbur: As your younger brother, I too shall do this.

Philza: *angry dad noises*

•Dream and Xisuma used to be admin friends till Dream lost his shit.

•Friendship ended with Dream, now DreamXD is my best friend.

•Techno and False have mcc pratice together.

🌟 angst round 🌟

•Grian recieved the same messages as Philza but no one bothered to inform him that Wilbur died so he just assumed Wilbur stopped sending them.

•Another Grian family one because please, he adds to much. He would probably be put in prison for trying to kill Dream after finding out what he did to Tommy.

•Fundy stopped talking to Iskall and it's worrying him.

•The servers had to be disconnected from eachother when the egg stuff happened out of concern.

•Eret lets out his heart with Stress one day and it's the true combination between fluff and angst.

#hermitcraft x dreamsmp #dreamsmp crossover #hermitcraft crossover #hermitcraft dreamsmp #dreamsmp au #hermitcraft au #hermitcraft #dreamsmp #dsmp #grian #philza #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #tubbo #king eret #i'm too lazy to add the other hermits and dsmp members #stressmonster101 #xisuma

[chronicallyoffline-wastaken]

so i've been having a few ideas, and in a moment of inspiration did some doodles for this dsmp au i have-

mildly inspired by a few YTers and concepts i've seen, and i've even done a few doodles for it

so, heres the premise: its basically a videogame au, most dsmp characters are in and are NPCs. ind of a victorian era cos i thought: hey! what if ghostbur was a sad sick victorian teen

Starring: Ghostbur, aka Wilbur Soot III, Wilbur (around l'manberg arc), aka Wilbur II, and Revivebur, aka Wilbur I. Niki Nihachu, aka Niki (im not creative with this one ok) Philza, aka rich almost absent dad, techno, aka Billiam, Wilbur II's private tutor. And a few hermitcraft cameos.

Setting: Like I said, victorian era. Mainly based in a manor I have some rough sketches of. maybe i'll do a street.

[you, the viewer, or 'player', plays Friend :) ]

Characters:

Wilbur III

Around fifteen, gets sick easily and prefers not to go out in any sort of harsh weather. Talks to Friend a lot [how the story moves along] Youngest of three, twin to Wilbur II. Is called Ghost a lot because he goes into a daze and 'disappears'. Reminds people of a younger Wilbur I

Wilbur II

Older twin to Wilbur III. Is the favourite of the family, being the only mildly healthy one. Enjoys music and writing, but has to do a lot of studying for other subjects, and is very busy. Taught by Billiam. Best friends with Niki.

Wilbur I

About seventeen, eighteen. Ran away as soon as he could, no one knows where he went. A bit crazy, almost burned the manor down once. Only two people who know much about him except Philza, who downright refuses to talk about him, and Quackity, whose face goes dark whenever mentioned.

Billiam [Techno]

Around Phil's age. Has a few degrees, but doesn't talk about it. The twin Wilburs don't trust him much, but Phil trusts him and they go way back so Wilbur II doesn't say much. Tutor to Wilbur II, has actually met Wilbur I but no one really knows.

Phil(za)

Dad to three Wilburs, loser in the creative department. Kinda rich, works for some obscure business. A little more background, like Billiam. Wife is deceased, has not found another, does not intend to. Rumours of a fling surround the matter, but was quickly shut down.

Niki

Around Wilbur III & II's age. Has odd pink hair that draws unwanted stares, so doesn't go out a lot. Is a ward of the doctor hired to take care of Wilbur III, thats how she met Wilbur II. Edgy around Wilbur III, and despises Wilbur I, whom she'd somehow met before.

Quackity

A little older than Wilbur II. Knows Wilbur I from 'back then'. No one knows his actual name. Likes to tell stories about his 'adventures', but will immediately get angry when Wilbur I is mentioned. Wants to be a business tycoon.

okay, this has been a very confusing list [with all the wilburs and all] but its time for the hermits!

Cleo

Younger than Phil or Techno, Older than Wilbur I. The doctor hired to watch Wilbur III, a little unethical and expensive but does her job really well and is great with kids. The legal(ish) guardian of Niki, brings her to the Soot Manor bc she can't find anyone to watch her. Takes the bus from her city to Wilburs' town.

Joe Hills

The pharmacist/apothecary that Cleo sometimes mentions. Doesn't appear often, but is stated multiple times that he is the one preparing most of Wilbur III's medicine, and even Phil's.

Grian

Older brother of Tommy, a kid that lived down the street from Wilburs. Seems, normal enough, albeit a little off putting, and is courteous and gentleman-like. However, in private, is even more feral than his little brother; do not engage. Comes from Cleo's city, moves back and forth constantly.

Thats all i have so far. literally. tell me what you think! also i will post the doodles tmrw or some convenient time lol

#i just think cleo and joe arent in enough hc x dsmp crossovers and thought this was my chance. #ANYWAYS #this au is called: #doctor next door au #dsmp #dream smp #hermitcraft #hc x dsmp #kinda #wilbur soot #ghostbur #revivebur #technoblade #philza #niki nihachu #zombiecleo #joehills #grian #grianmc #mine

[hermitcrossovers]

[brothers au] a quick look into the Minecraft's fighting styles (pre-tommy staying with tech)

-Tommy: solidly modern, as the youngest of the minecrafts, he was alive, when the old techniques were in use, but was trained mostly in modern combat, he can fight with the old techniques but it's not natural for him.

-Wilbur: also modern, wil trained with techno for a bit so his mastery over older styles is a bit better than Tommy's, but he's not much of a fighter to begin with, so he's rusty in both anyways

-Philza: like Tommy and Wilbur, his fighting style is solidly modern, he is a bit more flexible seeing as he was alive long before any of even the classic techniques were even conceived, his style is also noticeably more agile than most modern fighters, he prefers a sword.

-Technoblade: solidly old school, he is gifted in both but given the chance he will go for old school combat, he's the strongest fighter in the family, tends to forget his shield, lucky for him he can parry.

-Grian: a very clumsy mix of modern and something older than technos style, cannot parry to save his life he is also not great at remembering his shield, as far as standard weapons go, he defaults to a sword, but is demonstrably better with an axe. His preferred weapon is actually a staff, a residue from his stay with the watchers, solidified by his time in Wynn, he is scary with one, though most people don't know this as servers tend to standardise weapons, but he's quick and brutal with one.

(i’m assuming that modern and old refers to the before and after the combat update)

tommy while trained is a scrappy fighter who won’t hesitate to fight dirty to get the upper hand, a product from very winning against techno.

grian, after a few helpful tips from pete at mcc and the life games it is safe to say that he is utterly deadly in the modern style, honed by fighting against people who are stronger and faster. 

#hermitcraft #dream smp #grian #grian and philza brothers au

[lockoutkey]

you know what nevermind this isn’t a democracy and i do what i want!!!!

anyways my headcanon/au where grian and wilbur were twins but grian was born with wings and wilbur wasnt. Because of that, the waters saw the winged child of the angel and goddess of death and decided they had to use him and have his power. So they essentially stole Grian from Wilbur and Phil.

Phil tried to forget about him because that was his child who was taken by people not even his wife could go against. So he slowly tried to forget by adventuring with Techno. But wilbur remembered a boy with wings who was his brother and wanted him back. Instead he found Tommy and kept him as his brother instead.

I have other parts of it where it can go different directions tho most of the time something happens during an update/season switch/the worlds glitch and all of the dsmp gets tossed to hermitcraft.

but yee that’s my au that i think about around midnight that i’ve never gotten to writing

#dsmp x hermitcraft #wilbur soot #grian #philza #my fics

[arts-and-drafts]

Collision Au

I don’t have a working title for this but this is the official beginning of the collision au I hope you like it!

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It wasn’t the sunrise that woke Tommy up that morning, nor was it the sound of an impossibly enthusiastic Tubbo telling him that breakfast is ready (because really, how the fuck is someone that happy at the start of their day? It’s absolutely fucking insane), it wasn’t even the brand-new alarm clock that hung over his bed. Instead, it was the sound of an early morning screaming match between the recently completely-turned-bonkers Wilbur and whoever he decided to fuck with today.

“What the fuck, Techno? We’re at WAR! You’re supposed to be getting weapons and armour, not wasting all of your time with your goddamn potatoes! I thought you were here to help me!” The high pitched screeching was absolutely unbearable as it bounced off cave walls and reverberated in the air with the sole purpose of giving Tommy a migraine. Tommy rubbed at his templed futilely in an attempt to stave off the incoming ache in his skull. Same shit different day in the fucking paradise of Pogtopia.

And then the world staggered.

Really there was no way to describe it, it was just like the tectonic plates under Tommy’s feet just decided to go for a fucking stroll. Tommy’s chin almost slammed into the bedside stand with how badly he stumbled. And then it kept going. The world swimming like a bunch of potatoes in the world’s shittiest stew. Somehow, Tommy managed to get his feet to work together long enough to carry him into the main corridor running through Pogtopia, where Wilbur and Techno were similarly clung to walls in an attempt to remain tethered to the ground. And when it abruptly stopped just as quickly as it had started, there was a loud boom that shook the walls and masked any reflexive vomiting that may or may not have happened as the three boys fell on the floor again.

“What the… fuck was that,” Tommy mumbled out of breath as he tried to keep whatever he ate last night firmly in his stomach where it belonged.

“Hell if I know,” Wilbur admitted, cradling his head in his knees, quite clearly in the same situation as Tommy, “I just hope it didn’t set off my TnT,” Wilbur frowned and Tommy’s blood turned to ice. Tubbo. Tubbo was still in L’manburg. Tubbo was still in the middle of fucking L’manburg. If that was the TnT then there was no way—

“It wasn’t the TnT, we would have heard multiple explosions, there was only one, and we wouldn’t have been able to hear one TnT from this distance,” Techno dismissed the concern immediately, his ears pricked up to gather as much information as possible. Tommy could physically feel the stone in his stomach dissolving as the smooth logical tone washed over him with a sense of relief.

“We should check to see what the fuck just happened,” Tommy used the wall as support to drag himself to his feet, swaying and stumbling slightly. Techno nodded approvingly, taking a deep breath and standing in one fluid motion. Fucking showoff. Wilbur appeared to debate it mentally while looking at Tommy and Techno.

“Sure, let’s go,” Wilbur decided, accepting a hand from Techno before being yanked up to his feet quicker than he had expected. And so the moon sets behind the trio of brothers as they make their way up the ravine.

* * * * *

“Grian? Grian, I need your help please, I woke up and Jellie was missing, can you help me find her?” Grian shot up from his position next to his chest monster with a start, scanning around frantically before spotting Scar in his traditional wizard’s garb and calming down.

“Sure thing, at least Jellie’s not gonna consume me whole like this will,” Grian half-heartedly gestured to the chests upon chests sitting on the grass lawn outside the G-Mansion. Scar’s face broke out into a relieved smile hearing Grian’s response.

“Thank you so much, Grian,” and I know it’s super late, so I’ll make sure to repay you with some nice diamond blocks,” Scar’s appreciation was plain on his face as he flashed Grian a thankful smile and offered him a hand up..

“No, no, I can’t accept your diamonds, Scar, I’d do the same thing for any hermit in need, and you’d do the same in a heartbeat, really, it’s no big deal—” and then Grian was interrupted by the literal earth coming undone and surging beneath their feet. Grian fell flat on his back, squishing his feathers and, judging by the thud and sound of air rushing from Scar’s lungs, it seems he’s in the same predicament. Finally, the pulsations seemed to subside and Grian shuffled to his feet only to, again, fall tail over teakettle back down to . The vwoop of an End-fruit sounded and Jellie’s insistent meows filled the air.

“Well, at least we found Jellie, but what in the world was that?” Scar asked weakly, running his fingers through Jellie’s fur.

“I dunno, but I wanna check it out,” Grian’s eyes lit up and rockets appeared in his hand as his elytra wings fluttered and twitched with anticipation, leading Grian to take off into the sky.

#petrichor fic #petrichor post #petrichor writes #dream smp #hermitcraft #collision au #pogtopia