#I DIED A LITTLE INSIDE

[goldyluna]

I just imagined keiji saying "sara, where the hell have you been loca" and I don't think I will ever recover.

#i died a little inside #it is *not* a ship. keiji isnt jacob to sara's bella #if keiji said sth like that. sara and shin would look at him with so much disgust #that vision makes me laugh #your turn to die #yttd #keiji shinogi

[magicmarkerz]

guh

#i died a little inside

[arrowflier]

Proposal for a new law that prohibits actors from trying to say chemical names. Brought to you by a hair commercial that pronounced glycine as glisten.

#i died a little inside

[schnauzerno5]

I had been thinking about how Five cereal with vodka is such a weird combo. But then it hit me that Five probably ate cereal with alcohol in apocalypse because there was no milk to put in his cereal and now I’m sad🥹

#five hargreeves #number five #tua season 3 #whump five #cereal with vodka #i died a little inside #tua spoilers

[mrs-jamesbbarnes]

Hold on I’m rewatching Bridgerton and dying now that I’ve read the books.

The whole Marina storyline I did not understand for the life of me the first time but NOW…

And then Benedict talking to Granville about him being gay, and he says that it’s difficult to hide your love when it’s outside the bounds society has set. And it felt very subtext-y the first time in regards to sexual orientation (and it still does). But it also applies so well to Sophie…

#GOD #also I’m so ready for Polin and they better do this right #bridgerton #marina thompson #marina crane #ELOISE HAS NO FREAKIN IDEA #when Eloise and violet run into Marina and Portia after Colin proposed #I DIED A LITTLE INSIDE #benedict bridgerton #sophie beckett #Henry Granville

[the-travelling-witch]

Shuji losing a bet and having to coordinate outfits (aka you get to dress him up however you want for a day) help you two would be unstoppably hot T.T

🔎🔎🔎🔎let's see the fits🔎🔎🔎🔎

wait you can’t just drop that on me—

also what do you mean ‚he lost a bet‘, he wouldn’t let me pick his outfit otherwise??

*scrambles to find pictures*

ahem, black anyone?

meanwhile my camera roll:

#coffee & tea break #my regulars ♡ #letter from: the gorgeous virtue ❀ #i died a little inside #i could take the time to do this properly #but i won‘t #holly’s on a boat #hanma shuji #would also throw this at sakusa kiyoomi #(or 90% of guys really) #especially first and third row #second row first and second pic= suna rintarou!! #omg first row in the middle…dazai osamu fr

[ltleflrt]

EA finally got their shit together and made DA2 work with the EA App. If they broke my all time favorite game with their software updates, I'd fucking riot.

#Ltleramblings #at least it's working for me #when origin loaded and would no longer let me bypass the update #i died a little inside #had to launch it via ea app before steam would work tho

[greyquills]

the minion movie joke has gone too far….. my coworker asked two mormon missionaries (dressed up in a suit & tie) if they were on their way to see the minion movie . deadass.

#grey greyquills original #i died a little inside

[bug-biscuits]

thing that has actually happened to me before

#comic #(?) #kinda? #what would you even call this idk #true story tho #i died a little inside

[xiewho]

no time to celebrate

#drew this thinking their bdays were during night yorb summer for some reason #i went looking for the clip midway and when i saw it was the other way around i kinda died a little inside #BUT I AM NOTHING IF NOT COMMITTED !!!! #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #so anyways we can pretend this is a time quangle thing yes yes #they fall asleep making the solar lasso and no one has it in them to wake them up (esp riz) #so the rest of the bad kids leave them stuff for when they wake up #joint birthday party is real and depressing ! but not really ! the power of friendship is still very real #dont ask me the logistics of the hangvan interior ill die #i dont wanna thnk about this piece anymore it aged me 10 years #my art

[bloomries]

imagine thinking lucifer hates you but really he's just trying to seem cool and mysterious by having ~deep thoughts~ but when he's "thinking" he's just glaring at you. aren't you so impressed by how deep and knowledgeable he seems? you're terrified bc he keeps glaring at you every time you walk into the room and he's like 'mm yeah i looked so cool just then i wonder if they love me yet-'

#and he dies a little inside when it's mammon who points out how stupid he looks #obey me x reader #lucifer x reader #i love my silly luci~

[canisalbus]

i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)

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#ah this is so terribly cute #makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside #“possessed by the vaschete spirit” you and me both #their expressions are so sweet #couple of dorks #and I like the dusty desaturated color scheme! with pink and darker brown accents #gift art #insect-shenanigans #own characters #Vasco #Machete #as for what would happen if Vasco died first #and I'm assuming of natural causes like illness or old age #I suppose Machete would try to sneakily sponsor his funeral #throw the fanciest burial possible #and maybe add some kind of anonymous half hidden obscure tragiromantic inscription on the grave #about wishing to see him again one day #and then either go on to do what Vasco did and commission art in his honor #or get a bad case of widowhood effect and go downhill quickly after his passing #oh yeah he might start to financially support Vasco's widow so that there was a little less pressure on her to get remarried #as you may remember she's a lesbian and one lavender marriage was probably enough for her #I can see that being a thing in certain circumstances

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

u call gojo princess exactly one time as a joke and he lets out a giggle he didn’t know his vocal cords were capable of producing

#call him ur pretty little princess and watch him turn away with a sheepish laugh bc he’s trying to hide his growing blush <33 #i think he’s weak for femcoded petnames actually ……… i know and perceive the Truth #one sultry ”good girl” and he fucking explodes <333 it’s unfortunate but he died happy. #sugu also enjoys being called ur pretty princess but mostly bc u giggle when u say it and he thinks it’s sweet <3 #he’s all like. ”oh? am i?” w a little grin and a tilt of his head…. and suddenly he’s the one getting u all flustered………….. #sigh. he’s awful actually 😞😞 #(i firmly believe one ”mommy” from u would change something deep inside his brain though) #ari noises ✩

[berbaric]

Inside Job, Part 2 Episode 7 - “Project Reboot”

#inside job #inside job part 2 #inside job spoilers #Brett hand #breagan #I tag that because this and the following scene where he BROKE REALITY MINDWASHING TO RETURN TO HER #killed me. #deceased. #every hope of me not shipping this died in this episode #just look at all the little expressions on his lil face :( #berbaric squawks

[nerdpoe]

Rok Soo died when he was supposed to, and got reincarnated as the illegitimate child...of Cale Henituse.

Specifically, he was born when Cale was sixteen; the product of two teens and too much liquor, from before Cale had a good tolerance to alcohol.

And Rok Soo has no qualms about trying to make sure his ticket to a good, rich, lazy life doesn't get the shit kicked out of him.

So when he's a toddler, and Choi Han makes his appearance, things go a little differently.

#story prompt #sue me i love the “rok soo dies when he's supposed to BUT reincarnates” trope #there's so many delicious things to do with it #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #kim rok soo #for more fun have Lee Soo Hyuk and Choi Jung Soo be transmigrated and be standing with Choi Han #Is Rok Soo acting as a little bodyguard inside the Manor while cale is talking mad shit #or is Rok Soo so illegitimate that Cale doesn't know he exists and he meets them inside the wall when they jump it #don't JUDGE ME

[spursthatjinglejanglejingle]

I am begging gay people to realize that Disco Elysium lacking a canon relationship between Kim and Harry is not a bad thing or something the fandom needs to "make up for". The game would be much worse thematically if the flirting and longing actually went anywhere, the whooleee point is that everyone in Martinaise is sick with nostalgia or half beaten to death by their need to keep hoping for something better.

I find their relationship interesting too but it's infuriating watching people who can't enjoy media without shipping the characters in it try to bring up not having a romance option with Kim as a criticism.

#DO NOT RB THIS WITHOUT THE ADDITION IT MAKES THE POST SO MUCH BETTER CHECK THE NOTES #this is on the marketing department too though the instant i saw that 'in another universe kim and harry kiss' tweet i died a little inside #rannbles #not main tagging this i just needed to rant about it but if u want to rb go ahead #also they deserve to be miserable because they're cops 👍 why do so many people ignore that part you're on the acab website