#I will now inflict it upon all of you

[nionom-art]

Lemme just draw the same couple of Lego people over and over again

#I’m sorry for the person I’ve become #I will now inflict it upon all of you #I bet you can’t tell who my fav is… haha… #red son #lmk mei #lmk red son #red boy #lego monkie kid #lmk fanart #lmk #I’ve been obsessed with a garden across our collar bone by pitted peaches and it probably shows

[sneez]

linocut study of the poster for the 1924 film orlacs hände :-)

#artwork #the hands of orlac #conrad veidt #my most recent linocut hooraaaay i really like how this one turned out #i have done two others which i havent posted yet but i will soon. or at least one of them (i dont like how the other one turned out so much #anyway i love this film his acting in it is superb he makes the most incredible tortured faces #really a masterclass in forehead vein performance #i am away from my lino tools now that i am back at uni so i cannot make any more for a while :-( alas #i think it is probably a good thing though because i have inflicted multiple injuries upon myself as a result of doing so much #dopey bastard disease #i hope you are all well my friends!!! my usual apologies for unanswered asks which i say every time i post everything. i am sorry i love yo #oh also i should confess i only have black ink so i cobbled this together by printing on white and then red paper and splicing the two #pictures together digitally. i am sorry for my deception </3 i am a fraud. a con artist #he he. con artist. artist. he he

[livejournallegacy]

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland (2005) 12. Ever Fallen in Love - Thursday "Every so often it's good to get back in touch with one of the reasons that you play music, and obviously we play music because we love music. And [Buzzcocks is] one of the bands that we really love."

#this soundtrack and this song specifically is what got me into thursday btw #i will admit its a bit overproduced but i love it dearly #also pete shelley really liked it!! #anyway theyre is so much going on in this video it is doing some cocomelon shit to me #and now i am inflicting it upon you all. gaze upon geoff and tims endearing little faces. tucker patting that dog so tenderly. #andrews pyrotechnics. toms worm off the string swag #thursday band #thursday #tim payne #tom keeley #tucker rule #geoff rickly #andrew everding #my gifs #THAW

[rose-colored-tarot]

Furby is a celestial, Tamagatchi is an infernal and Barbie is a god.

Divinity lies in the "eeeee" at the end of a name

#shitpost #I inflicted this on my friends #and now inflict it upon all of you

[heres-to-all-that-is-mine]

I have…. Normal, sane thoughts

#purples art! #my art! #mine! #me! #John juniper #ieytd2 #you know that one specific flavour of nightmares characters who are in the show business might have in media #specifically the ones where they’re sitting in front of a live audience experiencing awful things as the audience claps and oohs and aahs #and laughs at them? eternal faceless observers? uncaring callous judgemental? #I want to inflict it upon him #he’ll be sitting in a room with the brightly lit stage and the friendly talk show host #audience hidden by the bright lights #and he’ll detail - like in any other good story where he draws from personal experience - the events of his life until now #the mistakes and horrible awful things and he does it all with a light smile and joking tone #like always. like it’s just a good story for his fans. heavily edited to not be ‘too much’ #and as he describes the horrible traumatic things the audience laughs and cheers #his paranoia laid bare for the world to see even as he loses the self assurance and charisma #in the dream they don’t stop #they won’t stop looking at him #laughing. clapping. joking #not even when he breaks down in tears #hmm #maybe I’ll write it

[oatbugs]

the forest looks like heaven today i woke up feeling the heaviest weight at the top of my heart

#yesterday on the study they said they were dating two others and it was going well and i cant imagine fucking you but #you have great tits. they got upset at me not inviting them to a party. my research partner told me to write a 1000 word essay on why they #should come. they spoke about how much they wanted theiir ex and they wouldnt tell me much about who theyre dating bc #they thought i still had feelings for them which. god. theyre right but the assumption is so arrogant #the streams r rly beautiful im walking to a date and shes gorgeous and some of my friends know her but i look #exactly like ive slept on my friends floor for the past few days so . aaa anyway #god after that whole call i just felt so deflated like i felt over it but now its all . back. like seeing them being happy w smn else #inflicts active misery upon me which means ii think im becoming a worse person bc of them. i called my friend and i just . idk i walked home #i kept wanting to weep but . woah the sun is so pretty #there are petals and dandelion seeds floating in the air #med school students walking to their lectures #she does biochem btw. the person im meeting now #there are two butterflies dancing together. i cant make this shit up the past few days have looked like actual heaven #ive spent them being on survival mode and not even bc of my studies like ok focus on log functions while the person kn the screen #tells u abt how if her ex were to call shed fold immediately and the new girl is a singer and its going well and maybe ill tell you #more abt it in a few months. SO YOU KNOW IT HURTS ! SO WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME YOUD MAKE OUT W ME AT THE CLUB WHY WOULD U FALL ASLEEP NEXT TO #ME WITHOUT CLOTHES ON ! WHY WOULD YOU CARESS YOUR OWN SKIN LOOKING AT ME IN THE MIRROR !!!! #anyway im like . sane. #i just . felt like it was over #i realised i kept seeing ppl who i thought were more attractive etc etc than her bc i needed to prove to myself #that im attractive enough to be liked or that i can be liked at all and a part of me wanted to prove it to them too #its just a horrible mindset to have and yh not only do they not care but they also bring out the worst in me actively like . I DONT KNOW #BUT THEN WHO ELSE KNOWS THAT THE GOLDEN HOURS IN TEHRAN ARE PINK AND LILAC WHO GOES TO TECHNO RAVES AT THE BASE OF DAMAVAND #WHO CAN PIN YOU AGAINST A WALL LIKE THEM !!! #anyway #standing up it just feels so #exhausting #like this the most exhausted ive felt from all this ever

[fictionadventurer]

Zachary Taylor is kind of the American Civil War version of Bilbo Baggins--the somewhat eccentric man whose adventures were a prequel that set up the main conflict of the next generation and became the lore that everyone used to frame their response to the war.

This means that Andrew Jackson is American history's Fëanor--a fiery, charismatic, problematic figure who everyone in the future of American politics has to define themselves as either for or against.

Abraham Lincoln is the Civil War's Gandalf--a tall, shabby figure who people underestimate because he appears doddering and harmless and likes hanging out "the little people", until he proves to have hidden abilities to lead a group of vastly different personalities through a dangerous conflict.

Ulysses S. Grant could be a candidate for Frodo--Bilbo's heir who learns from and idolizes him--but surprisingly, I think he's a better fit for Samwise Gamgee--the thoroughly common man who served under Bilbo, who insists upon having a part in the war, and proves to have a vital role in ending it because of his wells of sheer dogged determination (and who is more willing than Frodo is to use violence along the way). Plus, his nickname actually is Sam, and like Sam, the name we know him by turns out to be a translation and his real name is something different. And he's very devoted to his wife and children.

Purely based on "relationship to the Bilbo character", the best candidate for the Frodo role might be Taylor's son-in-law Jefferson Davis, which is absolutely wild. He was related to and respected Taylor and was reported to have been heavily influenced by his approach to military matters.

Under this framework, the other hobbits roles should be filled by military figures, but I don't know enough to cast anybody.

There is no Aragorn figure, which is why Reconstruction went as poorly as it did.

#*security comes in and drags me from the lecture hall* #history is awesome #presidential talk #why yes i did lay awake thinking about this #(i couldn't sleep because of my long and late sunday nap) #and now i must inflict the results upon you all #what is tumblr for if not to discuss such insane crossovers #these parallels are another layer to my theory that the civil war was to america what wwi was to europe #a conflict that became much more massive than expected because of new technology #that decimated and traumatized a generation and forced them to grapple with what this means for humanity and morality #and caused a spike in spiritualism

[lennythereviewer]

GREETINGS all of you wonderful people now fleeing from Twitter!

Whether you’re new here or returning, welcome to Tumblr! I will happily guide you through the culture of this website and get you all settled in But first things first, do you all have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Rise Of The Brave Tangled Dragons?

#Watch now as I inflict psychic damage upon YOU ALL! #Twitter #rise of the brave tangled dragons #Welcome back scrubs! #Rise of the guardians #Tangled #Brave #How To Train Your Dragon

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

The Smut Writer's Lament

If some angst got in your smut you clap your hands

*clap clap*

If some angst got in your smut you clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you tried your very best,

But your character's a mess,

And they put angst in your smut,

You clap your hands!

*clap clap*

#random #shut up I'm hilarious #I came up with this yesterday and it wouldn't leave my head #so now I inflict it upon all of you #good morning

[starrypawz]

A goth opens a garden center

they call it

Bela Lugosi's Shed

#look i came up with this just now and i must inflict it upon you all

[fellhellion]

I have one (1) fear that btsv will reveal Miguel gets his spider powers from his T-shots.

Stabilisers for his spider dna/power was my original thought except I think Miguel took his shot right before throwing the bin at Miles so uh, doesn't seem very stabilising. And now my personal theory is that, given how they seemed to be "hugging" the cells, maybe Miguel spent too long LARPing as his alt self he became part of that universe. And now that that universe is gone he needed to give himself shots to stop from glitching out. Which, may not make sense since that's what the watch is supposed to do, but I think it'd be a neat parallel to Miles having cells from 42.

ehhhhh i don't think miguel exploding really swings the pendulum in either direction (in terms of what the shot actually does), at least in my conception of a dna stabaliser. your theory is a neat one though! it would be interesting if miguel was dealing with some longlasting sideeffects from dipping dimensions.

personally, i think given the visuals of the scene, the most likely answer is that it is to do with spider powers (very similar visual to miles's spider bite, the blue blood cells, the actual needle mimicking a spider bite in terms of the literal injection etc) but it's a toss up right now as to whether spiderverse's iteration of miguel is going to have him be irreversibly changed (and have that change be one out of his control like in the comics) or have it be a self inflicted transformation. the latter possibility of which im personally ehhh not a fan of. but again, at this moment just a possible direction and not a certainty.

#im hoping its not the latter because i just really like miguel's comic backstory yeah. but also because i think miguel being a self #inflicted spiderman just makes his dimension dipping and miles issues less??? interesting??? like if it's a self inflicted transformation #and miguel doesnt enjoy what he does but does it because has to. why not just stop being spiderman. #it also would make his thing @ miles just. honestly kind of boring hypocrisy instead of what i find the more interesting route #of miguel seeing a mirror of himself in miles (as well as a beacon of doubt) and not being able to handle it #i personally find THAT the more interesting story #but again. its all up in the air right now and we dont KNOW how this character is going to be conceptualised in btsv #there are certain creative liberties which - if taken - id personally find not v interesting but im not going to blast people for something #i have literally no information on. id rather evaluate the entirety of this iteration of miguel once i have the pieces atsv doesn't show #but invites speculation on (the backstory and the nature of his powers) #this isnt intended to be critical of you or anyone else i need to say. i totally understand being upset and nervous about the direction of #character you care deeply about. im just personally going to hold off on speaking about elements which i just dont have the evidence to #evaluate the nature of their integration in and effects upon the totality of miguel as a character within spiderverse #ask games #anon

[eowyn-igneelcheshire]

Y'all are going to hate me for this but to be fair I hate me for this too

.....

..I can't unsee it

#i'm sorry #I inflicted this upon myself so now I shall inflict it on all of you #creepy pasta #creepypasta #marble hornets #tim wright #tim wright marble hornets #It's not just the side burns but I really wish it was #Why must both their hair be so swoopy in the front

[thecodeveronica]

Oh boy, Dead by Daylight patch time tomorrow. You know what that means! Time for me to unreasonably get my hopes up for new RE skins to be in the datamine and then feel the crushing disappointment when they aren't!

#RE gets better treatment than pretty much any other licensed property in the game I KNOW but #it's been over a year since the last time we got anything :| #and you know that stuff sells like hotcakes; i see some RE legendary skins more than i see certain regular survivors lol #still can't believe we didn't even get sweater dress ada when RE4R released... or luis or ashley as legendary skins #it seems so obvious to do??? especially now that remake luis and ashley are so popular??? #of course my top wants would be steve or piers or billy #objectively i think billy is the only one with decent odds of ever making it into DBD if we get more skins #piers.... maaaaaaaaybe? if they did a batch with characters from 6 maybe but then he's competing with jake for a slot so i dunno #my poor steve has no chance outside of a code veronica remake getting announced in the near future RIP #but i can dream #DBD has been kinda miserable for solo queue lately with all the extreme tunneling and all but #it'd make the misery a little less miserable if i was hearing piers scream and moan in pain while i was playing :') #or if i could be steve and protect claire players with my life #h.text #h.REvomit #anyway i don't think any mutuals from here have me as a friend on PSN so you all don't know but #my DBD playtime is kinda horrific lmao #it's like... over 1800 hours if you combine the ps4 and ps5 versions #it's the pain i inflict upon myself haha #(feel free to add me on playstation though if anyone wants to!)

[waheelawhisperer]

Good evening, dearest viewers, and our most sincere apologies: tonight's episode of Tiddy Tuesday on VNN SportsCenter has been canceled, as the host is currently curled in a fetal position in the corner of the studio, sobbing uncontrollably because his waifu didn't advance to the finals. The recipient of his unrequited affections is paying no heed to his misery, and has in fact retired to her quarters to celebrate her lovely girlfriend's victory in their shared hotel room.

Qrow Branwen is also crying in the corner, but his motivations are less clear, and none of our staff is quite brave enough to ask. The leading theory among our analysts is that he might just be drunk.

#i.e. I had to make dinner tonight and now I have to clean the kitchen afterward #also I'm legit disappointed about the result because I had a FANTASTIC innuendo I was going to inflict upon you all if Yang won #rwby hottest character poll

[eltheabberation]

Takizawa turned evil cause Eto forced him to listen to all 300 “edit audios that awaken your inner villain” she had saved on her phone.

#shitpost #my post #my rambles #this popped into my head randomly while listening to one of said playlists and now I feel the need to inflict it upon all of you

[unproduciblesmackdown]

fascinating lens on taylor's goings on in s6 there re: Romance. epic win that they have rian turn them down but i'm also really not sure why they did. oh you know, rian who's always defined by being so prudent [montage of actually pretty much everything seemingly defining rian has been pretty anti prudent] like ok w/e

but we start out with taylor Particularly Unmotivated By Work and instead watching a The Bachelor beach proposal which involves extasis through this Reality(tm) pastiche of romance. i am assuming. wherein the journey Ends with this transcendent all-consuming joy upon the realization of said Romance for one contestant. then when their somehow still bestie mafee (relevant tangents about how all taylor's relationships seem to involve their having an approach where they have low standards like "well but i guess this is all i can get / expect" including that they can't even necessarily expect shit they like/enjoy/are at all supported by, while readily accepting whatever blame/reproach from others) is like "gee but are you really happy" they're apparently inspired to pursue happiness by pursuing romance. which they seem to consider is possible only through rian, intriguing here when the entire basis of their dynamic seems to be [trapped in work hell together] like boy we have nothing outside our jobs? i sure hope we can be Everything to each other then :) and how it's even more baffling that rian is completely unbaffled by this development when you might operate on some assumptions like "you should have ever seemed to enjoy any interactions you've ever had" to consider choosing more vulnerability and more time / effort spent on this relationship, and "you also don't need to have Found Fault with someone / otherwise have some grievances or dislike of them to not want to date them" especially if rian's apparent sense of responsibility for taylor's theoretical negative feelings about rejection supposedly doesn't involve thinking about any power dynamics, she just feels the need to repeatedly reassure them she'd actually Love to date or have sex but she's just so set on not dating through work, b/c of the complications, that she's never considered not having casual sex with bosses and also never mentioned this stance to turn down winston nor done anything but revel in how he might feel about even being rejected as a conversational partner. too prudent to mention it. certainly also a relevant matter that it Need Not Be Explained to anyone that winston for one is excluded as a potential Romantic partner for pretty much everyone i guess. whilest as this potential mirror to taylor, he's not only considering specifically rian w/"we're similar; let's hang out; i'd like to have sex maybe even" (though winston's sexuality, like his communicative capacities, is also simply Not Allowed) but also seems to be like "i guess this is all i can get / expect" or hanging on for a long time to the possibility of Otherwise at his own expense or taking blame / whatever pretty egregious treatment like. taylor being willing to talk to wendy still is akin to winston still being willing to talk to rian. though maybe that's changed by the end of s6; it'd be very warranted after the pretty make or break [rian & winston Share An Interest; hang out outside work about it] moment there and also after Everything Else on its own, just like how it'd be very warranted if taylor expecting Nothing Better from wendy could turn into their hardly being willing to interact

anyways, sure is fortunate for taylor (or is it???) that Work becomes more enriching for them suddenly, and through someone with whom they have this promising personal dynamic with, a Peer with whom, in fact, they do both seem to find reward in interacting with each other / want and choose to do so, imagine, while [reiterating for emphasis]: they are both finding reward in interacting and feeling Complementary rather than only seeing exactly themself in each other, while having this respect for each other and flexibility and knowing they don't Have to work together, and may not always be doing so.

but most to the point it sure is something that the season starts off with taylor being dissatisfied with their work situation and responding by not being at work and instead watching people be overjoyed about their (also, relevantly, Peak Normal Correct Cishet) romance, though they don't outright claim to straightforwardly enjoy this. then they Do outright claim to us repeatedly, if ever begrudgingly, that everything rian does is worthy &/or sympathetic (and totally comprehensible and consistent so as to believably retain any sense of Character....) while every time they interact, it's a business meeting and one or both of them is unhappy about some part of it. but then once taylor's asked to think about their happiness Beyond Work they apparently are simply motivated to go ask someone out, and it may as well be rian For Lack Of A Better Option really, but then there's the wrench of "for some reason rian is unsurprised and not at all put off by this, or even just somewhat confused" and "for some reason rian's like 'sorry but no. fr im soooo sorry'" with these perspectives of [happiness Outside Work = romance] and [someone deemed Objectively Worthy = you'd of course at least consider romance, or else you must think actually they're Unworthy in some way, or have some more general Reason you'd reject others categorically in just the same way] (rian rejecting winston for unworthiness so much that she doesn't even need to bother actually telling him as much; rejecting taylor for [i don't date through work] with followups to reassure them it's Not the unworthiness) (that on and off paper winston & taylor have no reason to not be kissing but i think we can assume that won't happen, b/c billions itself may also assume we understand that [winston is unworthy] is just true. &/or that anyone Worthy understands as much)

so hoping that taylor has Some kind of enriching lasting relationship with philip, truly, which was the hopes for winston and rian but the updated hope is his enriching lasting disengagement with rian, f

#winston billions #AND rian having some of the worst material re: sex billions has ever inflicted upon us. impressive. sorry to this character #(and like.................has she Not prior had casual sex through work while she's been willing to do so / hasn't had nights & weekends??) #that makes no sense either. it's for winston's sake i'm glad she hasn't tried to be fwb there #wouldn't it be fun if we got s7 genderfluid rian. but we won't. fr it's like....why'd we get this character at all lmao #would've made more sense if she left at the end of s6 too. while the best thing we've gotten is taylor getting to further distinguish #themself from axe in of course good ways. the associated [philip seems so much more like A Character than rian despite also being new] #difficult to work in ''rian would be abusive towards winston if they were dating b/c she Already Is as (sometimes) work friends'' when #another issue is that rian's material isn't really being Examined when every character can only remark abt how cool & correct she always is #ultimately; at least....taylor you caaan't actually be mad at rian; gotta be some Other issue you're having bad feelings about.... #that winston being introduced so peripherally it was meant to be a oneoff & while (as viewed by other characters) being Incorrect and #Unsympathetic has created the conditions for someone who does end up w/this stronger sense of Being A Character #he's even autistic....while rian is adhd and hostile like ''at least i'm allistic and meritous'' #like yes i Will talk to you more than others maybe but offscreen & i Will also be bullying you b/c i am willing to and i certainly can. #dunno what to say about winston and tuk b/c we've still seen so relatively little & idk what we'll get for winston in s7 #that it's will's updated foul play website bio that Confirms he'll be in s7 at all; but i'm still not supposing he'll def get more than an #episode or two or w/e. or i suppose he could be sent off & return; they're still in production mode over there after all #i would really doubt canon would give us that romance but it would be....i dunno. earthshaking really lol haven't given it the most thought #canon might also think that would be insulting to tuk or something.... #or say As Much w/that continual threat of ''improving'' winston by making him Choose to be more normal now (: #everyone's always giving him the organic aba (abuse) either way but umm the Least you could do would be absorb it & Stop Bringing It Upon #Yourself....still supposing it's possible that their being Friends is considered to be dragging tuk back / dooming him to Loserdom #but as or more likely: he got to talk to tuk in the last ep to get him out of the way. it will never get focus #oh i went off track up there: finishing the thought to say i suppose it's assumed rian would not be shitty towards taylor like she would be #towards winston b/c they're Worthier; not supposedly inferior to her even as winston is considered to be #hence that rian Can give winston shit whenever she wants but just so happens to Not be that way towards anyone else. makes you think #mfw i run out of room writing on one page abt cam stone like ''i could've been more clearly relationship anarchist with it :(''