#I’ll fuck your dad!!

[mage-propaganda]

So many people miss the point of my original post and I’m tired of it so come clarification:

Yes, some guys suck. Some guys are really horrible people, who do horrible things. This isn’t news to anyone! Though it might be surprising for some to learn that there are women out there who suck, are terrible people, and do terrible things too. Neither of these things are the point!

If you’re dating a man, maybe don’t constantly shit on him for a funny little thing like ~gender~ which he can’t really control. A lot of people will make fun of and hate the old boomer mindset of “I hate my wife” jokes and then will turn around and do the exact same fucking thing to their boyfriends. It’s stupid! It’s annoying! And it’s extremely prevalent in the queer, more specifically bisexual, community (aimed at both bi men and women) to the point it can just be straight up Homophobic at times (why tf you shaming a bi man for having boyfriend instead of a wife??).

“Oh but Bees, I have trauma! I can’t help hating men and looking at the person I want as my boyfriend in utter disgust” then don’t date! Go to therapy, work on yourself! Don’t subject some poor dude to constant vitriol because you refuse to work yourself! I swear to everything good people on this app, and others, will shit on disabled people, and neurodivergent people, for being disabled and needing some extra assistance from their partners sometimes (something they often CANT help)… and then turn around and be like “but actually…my trauma means I can verbally abuse my boyfriend for being a man :/// thanks :///“.

There, now all the sorry-ass-joy-sucking motherfuckers can shut the fuck up!! Here’s clarification!! If you see happy gay couples, or a confident trans man in a healthy relationship, or something and feel the need to add a rant about your failed relationship with a dude (so they can’t be happy either) maybe pick up journaling or something! Get hobbies! Enjoy life! And maybe stop with all your bad takes!!

#I’ll fuck your dad!! #shut up!! #OP is a trans man #I am OP #OP uses He/They pronouns #OP is Bi #So y’all can shut the fuck up about that too #mlm #nblm #gay #bisexual #queer discourse #loving men is cool actually #men are amazing actually #men can be pretty actually #hey if you’ve read this far you’re stunning actually #if you are a man ily #also OP is disabled so shut up about that too #just preemptively

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

Cult of the lamb updated so yknow what that means? thats right more doodles of this fam and this fam alone yippee!!

I was not expecting the crown to jumpscare talk to me so now it gets a personality that’s fun

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb spoilers #cult of the lamb sins of the flesh #the ones art #narinder #thorjulbre #pupdessa #narithor #kallamar #leshy #the lamb #urho #pujulon #that’s what the little abomination baby is called it’s so fucking funny that’s the kid #i didn’t know what to expect from a cat and a spider but teeth man was not it but i’m so glad it is #narinder and his ever approaching ‘please just accept your family dad status like a normal person’ #anyway i’m gonna brainrot over them again and them alone rip to people who wanted the lamb in on the tent #i’m fucking thriving #i’ll be honest i wasn’t super thrilled for the update but it’s been fun. i can get sin by smacking bosses so i don’t have to bother with- #-the boring stuff i can go murder spree yippee!

[bitchapalooza]

I just realized; WHO TOOK CARE OF BRANCH WHEN HE WAS SICK IN THE BUNKER 😭 who stayed up checking on him, who monitored his temp, who made him soup, who held him through the night and sang soft lullabies, who encouraged him to take his disgusting tasting medicine, who was there for him when he needed them most

#imagining a little branch curled up with the flu #all alone in the early stages of his bunker #crying because he’s scared he’s actually dying he isn’t sure he’ll make it through the night #he’s crying for grandma his crying for his brothers #but no one comes because he’s all alone #man fuck peppy and all the other adult trolls why didn’t they place my boy with a new family:( #I’ll be his dad come here branchie papas here I’m your dad now #trolls #trolls dreamworks #trolls headcanons #trolls branch

[radioactivecatboy]

i am. rotating riz gukgak in mine brain. he is….small. he is….pointy. he is….fully and 100% willing to eat his enemies. he is….my good boy 💞

#i am so sleepy and i am just. 3d model rotating this goblin in my brain. little guy of all time #he will never not be a fucking icon to me for just eating kalvaxus #oh wow u ate my dad? well i’ll eat your face! #💞💞💞💞 #fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 #riz gukgak #jellyfish txt

[shannonsketches]

I see your “Ganondorf and Rauru are exes” headcanons and raise you Ganondorf topped Rauru’s dad

#I’ll never stop thinking about that streamer who was like “I’m gonna fuck your dad and give him a son he actually loves” #the precision of that hit echoes in my bones #silly hours #Shitposting #I’m just saying there’s ‘i hate him bc I used to date him’ and there’s ‘i hate him bc he made my father do a ahegao’ #Feels like Rauru’s loathing is the latter

[moominpopzz]

Anyways the Winters family dog will always be a service dog to me,,, sources? Absolutely none, but it would make so much sense. I mean the torment Ashe has definitely gone through mentally and physically since her moms death, a service dog would be absolutely perfect for her and Mark both

#The consist amount of panic attacks and flash back eps she’s probably had since it happened #not to mention the definite episodes marks had to have had aswell #plus if your a big chronic pain Ashe truther like me #Mark may not be a good dad but he does love her #he wouldn’t want to just leave her home alone for ridiculous stretches of time with nothing there to help her #and sure that could mean just getting the dog but I feel like he’d take it the step farther to make sure it was a service dog #he may not have a goddamn clue what he’s doing but I’ll be damned if he isn’t at least trying to help Ashe thru the isolation #and fucking mental decline that poor girls def been in since she was like 8 #jrwi #jrwi pd #prime defenders #ashe winters #mark winters

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

every time markiplier makes a dead dad joke people are like “mark no”. y’all the best part of having a dead dad is the dead dad jokes that’s just what happens you gotta accept it

#best moment of my life was someone saying ‘i’ll fuck your dad’ and me getting to go ‘so you’re a necropheliac?’ #markiplier #im not really a fan of his anymore like i don’t follow him but i saw a tik tok of his and all the comments were like ‘mark’ ‘mark no’ #dead dad club

[voidrott3d]

Eddie interacting with small kids brain rot.

He takes their baby babble very serious, shushes any adult that interrupts, “Excuse me we’re having a CONVERSATION!” Turns back to chubby cheeked toddler. “as you were saying, man.”

Absolutely hyping them up when they’re coloring/drawing, may or may not cry when the kid tells him they colored it for him. Dad!Eddie would keep every single art piece, macaroni necklace. Steve trying to bargain with Eddy on what can stay up because he can’t even SEE the fridge and Eddie just >:( at him

You look at that goober on wheels and tell me he doesn’t let little kids win they play wrestle him, he dramatically pleads for Steve to rescue him from a three year old on his back, “AVENGE ME HARRINGTON!” and flops over defeated

Eddie covered in kids sitting all around him as he reads the hobbit, very over the top voices. Hell even the adults join the pile to listen to Eddie read.

Teaching them to build fairy homes out in the woods like his mother did with him.

His kid in his bands shirts and he’s teaching them to head bang.

“Should I teach them the family tradition of hot wiring a car Stevie..”

“Eddie if I get car jacked by a toddler we’re divorcing.”

#Eddie Munson #I have dad Eddie brainrot so bad #he’d love being a dad #I think he’d want to give his kids the world cause he doesn’t want them to ever feel as alone as he did #Steddie #IM SORRY THIS POST IS SO UNORGANIZED #I’m half awake #I just think Eddie and Steve have a swarm of babies #they adopt their kid’s friends no questions asked #Eddie bullies the shitty parents #“’That’s your fucking kid man #talk to them like that again where I can hear you and I’ll cut the tongue out of your mouth

[nazumichi]

not to be the zukka girl that requests zukka for the art reqs but um……zukka for the art reqs perhaps?? it’s zukka week

woah it is zukka week….. titled calm before the storm (divorce)/listening to your bf infodump is a love language

[id: a drawing of sokka and zuko against a light blue background. they stand closely together, side-by-side, dressed in their respective nation’s colors. sokka smiles and explains something, one hand over zuko’s shoulder, the other pointing for emphasis. zuko looks at him with a fond expression, holding a sleeping baby druk in a blanket to his chest. end id.]

#ask #req #raii draws a lot #do I tag this #atla #zukka #fine. fine yeah I’ll do that. here’s your blorbo bleebus also :] I like to think this is like. few months after the war #in a world where zuko doesn’t take up the role of firelord and sokka just bounces around the world to explore and sometimes visits the fire #nation and the entire time he’s there they’re like. inseparable. he wants to tell zuko everything he’s seen and learned and zuko shows off #druk like a proud dragon dad like “look at this horrible little man I would kill for him” and sokka concurs so they just carry him around #like he’s a little baby guy and everyone thinks they’re fucking weird… altho I will say I think zuko visits sokka more than vice versa #like. sokka does not gel with the fn and zuko also has plenty of uncomfortable feelings with it. maybe a few years in the future they #spend more of their time there less out of “oh we like this place now” and more “I’m ruling here it’s my duty” and “my daughter lives here” #sorry for thinking thoughts also WKSGJSGJGJSGUGE #vee tag

[juniperhillpatient]

Oh my gooddddd that’s how they’re ending the SEASON? Oh thank GOD I’m late to watching this show I’d be through if I had to wait a year Omg what the FUCK

#ahdhchxhxjfjfjfjfjh$$$$$c’ #it should be illegal to leave on a cliff hanger that fucking good #thank the lord I’m late actually I’d be PISSED #poor kenji omg baby no 😭😭 #it’s ok baby I’ll be your dad 🥺 #camp cretaceous #soooo I just finished season 4 😅😅

[moonysfavoritetoast]

famous last words before @meerealsssss wakes up and starts screaming at me for whoever tf i’m simping for at the moment

#evan leaks their texts #kinda #heh #also babe i swear to the fucking gods if you fucking tell anyone what i sent before that message i will personally come to your house and #idk #maybe i’ll steal your dog #or your dad #whichever you like more

[are-we-really-doing-this]

When a nu metal mutual starts liking my wrestling posts

#this is how it starts by the way #I’ve gotten at least two of you in the past and I’ll fuckin do it again #TURN BACK NOW #or don’t #I’m not your fucking dad #unless you’re into that

[rosefinnigen]

today marks 19 years and 3 days since my dad got pussy so good it killed him 😎

party on, old man.

#this is true by the way #at least #he and my mom fucked nasty and he died of a heart attack 3 days later #it’s also 19 years minus 5 days since the worst birthday of my life #‘happy 5th birthday kid. your gift? dead dad’ #my mom also got me a sick little crayola video game and my grandma gave me a Dalmatian beanie baby thing #didn’t really make up for the dead dad thing but that’s kind of a given #also I promise I’ll be less depressing tomorrow probably

[howldean]

i’m so fucking pissed rn

#my dad was supposed to pick me up at a club where a fundraiser concert was held for the strike group i’m with #and then he said oh yeah i have my own concert that night and i’ll just leave early #which made ME feel bad even though HE forgot so i said oh i can stay for the afterparty #show ends at 10:30 afterparty goes to 11. easy. #well his concert goes long so at 11 he texts me and says the encore just happened. okay. what the fuck whatever #but the other folks on my team are still there so i say alright what’s your eta? #and he says 30-35 minutes. MIND YOU when he mentioned his concert it ‘wasn’t a problem’ because it was close. that’s not close even in la #AND THEN. he says stuck in traffic. like. okay?? #at this point the other folks in my org are leaving but one of our partners is still there so i’m sitting by their table and my dad says ok #12:05 is when i’ll get there. which mind you is an hour and five minutes AFTER the RESCHEDULED pickup time #you will notice it is past 12:05 now and he is still not here and i am stick at this outdoor club with #too loud music and so many cigarettes and vapes and he’s still not here yet. and i’m so. so fucking annoyed #and when he first offered to pick me up from stuff in general i thought that was nice. but boom whaddayaknow #this bullshit. #AND I CANT GET AN UBER BECAUSE THEYRE 70 FUCKING DOLLARS #and public transit is a) dangerous at night b) shut down at midnight and c) would have taken an hour and a half #if you read all this i’m smoochin u sorry

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Sometimes I think about how my parents are fine with watching things with portrayals of drug users, smokers, and murderers in them (not trying to equate substance use to murder, to be clear); but the second a male character even sounds mildly effeminate, they shut off the TV??? Because it’s a bad influence??!!?!

Like, my dudes…. According to your religion all of those people are from the world; all of them are sinning, and “voluntary” sin is a symptom of hereditary sin. According to your belief system, certain people are predisposed to certain types of sin, including homosexuality. Theoretically, you should react to us as you would any other sinner; but you don’t. Why are we so offensive to you that you would rather watch some poor astronaut die screaming and hemorrhaging on a dinner table than view a queer-coded character for more than twenty seconds??

#oh and it doesn’t help that my dad is *convinced* one of the elders is secretly gay #and he doesn’t feel comfortable around him because he thinks he likes him???? #I mean ?????? #the man’s an ELDER #if he is gay he’s suppressing it to maintain his position #which is more dangerous to him than it is to you #and gay people are allowed to like people of the same sex platonically dad #gay people existing in your general vicinity doesn’t mean they’re trying to get you or whatever the fuck you think they’re trying to do #ok? #the few predatory ones you’ve met are not the norm #you have no idea how many LGBT people you’ve met in your life #I am “family“ (in all senses of the word) and you haven’t noticed me #what makes you think you can tell who’s gay and who’s straight when you’re not aware of your own daughter? #I’m obviously not predatory towards women #(but the second they find out I’m lesbian again they’ll start questioning all the interactions with women and children I’ve ever had #THEN I’ll be a wolf in sheep’s clothing and not just a Nice Girl who has platonic acquaintances) #exjw #homophobia tw #ex cult #should I tell them that half the characters in Alien(s) are either queer-coded or canonically LGBT?? #lmao

[statichvm]

got snickered at by a teenager for being fat and existing in public 24 dead 387 injured

#almost threw hands with a 15 year old more on news at 11 #GOD 👹 #keep laughing kid i’ll fuck your dad #personal ramblings