#I’m naming it that shut up

[little-pondhead]

There was another timeline.

One that, at the moment, only Clockwork and a single other person knew about. Both of whom has separately vowed to never let the timeline exist ever again.

That time was dark. It was bloody. The skies were painted red and the oceans boiled. The dead walked the Earth with a freedom not even the living could achieve. It was like the pits of hell had opened up and spit out the things even the Devil couldn’t bear to look at. It made the Dark Ages look like a middle school girl’s slumber party on Halloween.

It was the timeline where Danielle successfully replaced Danny. Both as Phantom, and as a Fenton.

She replaced Danny, under the orders of Vlad. And then she did more. She grew up, committing more and more crimes at Vlad’s command, gaining infamy and hate, eventually surpassing Vlad’s own reputation as a violent ghost.

Vlad knew she’d grown too powerful by the time she was biologically fourteen, the same age Danny had been when Danielle had shattered his core and eaten it. Vlad knew this, and thought the same trick would work again.

He tried to replace Danielle with another clone.

It didn’t work.

In that timeline, Danielle killed Vlad, absorbing his ghost half, just like Dan did. She became Eleanor, the Queen of Death, and ravaged the Earth for many years. Due to the power boost of consuming two other halfas, Eleanor was more powerful than any other variant of herself, Danny, or Dan that Clockwork could find. The only reason she did not expand to other dimensions, was because Danny was not around long enough to pass on the knowledge of time travel, and how to reach Clockwork’s tower.

It was a dark time. But Clockwork’s fears have been laid to rest, as the Dani of the current time had NOT replaced Danny. In fact, she’d been adopted into the Fenton family with open arms, and the Vlad of this world was less psychotic since he didn’t have a mental break. No Fentons died and caused Dan, and Amity has accepted the various Phantoms and other ghosts with open arms. It was the best possible course of events.

Nothing could go wrong, right? Eleanor was a secret Clockwork would take to his grave, if he ever got one. Not even the Observants knew about it.

Booster Gold, however, did not swear to keep the timeline a secret. He swore to prevent the timeline.

No matter what.

#DPxDC #pondhead blurbs #it’s three am I literally woke up to type this #just #booster gold is from Eleanor’s timeline #he’s technically the only survivor #because eventually Eleanor kills off the entire universe there #she’s immortal and quite literally nothing can stop her #so imagine his terror when he sees a child version of the greatest disaster in history skipping down the street after stealing a hot dog #he isn’t sure it’s her at first until he sees her meet up with the other halfas #he has no idea what to do #but he CANNOT let Eleanor happen #Eleanor’s wrath AU #I’m naming it that shut up

[snailwitdamail2]

incredibly low quality Anaya appreciation post bc i think he’s adorable.

#and if I said he’s one of the top things I’m looking forward to in this movie AUSHSJSB #gonna become a comic relief fan favorite TRUST. I CAN SENSE IT. if I’m wrong may I choke on a shrimp #pota #kingdom of the planet of the apes #anaya #shut up snail #snailposting #wish we had more / better pics of him 💀 #When the teaser came out I had a feeling he might die at some point in the film but looking at this new trailer. Maybe not? #i always get his and Soonas names mixed up lmao. Bc they both end in “a” so it sounds feminine to me. #AU where everything is the same except Anaya is named Anayo #Ah. Noa ends with “a” too LOL. AND RAKA??? WHY SO MANY “A” ENDING NAMES LOL #Planet of the apes #100

[static-scribblez]

Do u guys think he would boggle like a rat when he’s genuinely happy or relaxed

#charlie stfu #<- should probably specify this before you guys think I’m telling the character to shut the fuck up #my name’s charlie #‘charlie stfu’ is my talking tag #smiling friends #charlie dompler

[hamletthedane]

The problem with Shakespeare is that you gotta space it out a little. If you consume too much of it at one time, it’ll alter your brain chemistry in a deep, irrevocable way, and then one decade and an English degree later, you’re still somehow blogging about Hamlet in your free time and become completely incapacitated for weeks on end every time you re-watch a performance of it

#calling in sick to work I got Watched Hamlet Disease #hamlet #willy shakes #shut up e #I’m in my third? fourth? hamlet era no ragrets #I’d say I was sorry but it’s literally in the blog name #i worked at Folger Shakespeare Library in DC during undergrad what do you want from me

[zukkacore]

I’ve always kinda disliked Jace for being a swagless nepo baby coded loser and also a blonde white boy but ngl realizing he’s kinda former gifted kid coded made me go ruh roh raggy….

#time to PROJECT lmao #it’s the finale & Brennan is making me consider the possibility that Jace stardiamond has INTERIORITY?? #shut up Janelle #he reminds me a bit of another character I like. I shan’t say the name of the game. if u kno u kno #jace stardiamond #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #look I know it’s a reach but being naturally good at something so not having the skills to know how to accept failure and work for things?? #like. if I’m not naturally good at a thing guess I’ll just quit while I’m ahead #what do you mean I have to build skills to improve

[clairettaa]

Happy or sad?

#falsettos #falsettos musical fanart #mendel falsettos #trina falsettos #falsettos musical #stephanie j block #get it because they’re also sitting on blocks #I’ll shut up #brandon uranowitz #digital art #artwork #illustration #procreate #I’m once again telling you that I’ll be drawing a piece for each song in the score #love isn’t sex:( #that’s a thing my husband once told me:( #musicals #musical fanart #his name is Mendel #AHHHHHHHH

[shima-draws]

Also another thing about Luffy—the fact that he’s normally super chill and laid back and not much can faze him and it’s really hard to make him mad…until one of his friends gets hurt. Then he goes off the RAILS

#Aren’t you tired of being nice Luffy. Don’t you want to go APESHIT #I’m so *clenches fists* FUCKIGN weak for that trope. Shut UP #When Zoro got hurt and Luffy was calling his name 😭😭😭 #I’m FINE this is FINE #Love me a character that isn’t bothered by anything until their friends get hurt. UGHH #Sanji: These guys are trying to take over our ship #Luffy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Yeah I’ll help I guess #Mihawk: I’m hurting your friend #Luffy: NAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #He got ANGY. #One Piece #OP #Monkey D Luffy #Luffy #Shima speaks #Kisses his forehead tenderly. I love you Luffy

[whosectype]

Shiteposts starring dysfunctional brothers, men who kiss, and lesbian furry fish people

#My art #i hate to call this my art adkahdsfd #Shitpost #cddwtd #cddwtd the devil #cddwtd king dice #cddwtd mugman #cddwtd cuphead #Cddwtd Cala maria #cddwtd Cala maria #I forgot dog lady’s name #Oh well #Noooo it’s not one am #It’s 12:30 shut up #Devildice #Just realized I could use that tag for this #Woha #Woah #I’m on a shitpost roll

[ivanttakethis]

Do you guys think Ivan is short for Ivanov? 🤔

#since his alien owner’s name is vaguely russian #i’m probably thinking too hard about this lmao #alien stage #alien stage ivan #alnst #alnst ivan #ivanttakethis shut up about ivan challenge: impossible #ivanttakethis talks too much

[bisexual-kelsier]

Love Is Stored in the Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

On Lizzie & Ripred

The newest take I’m seeing right now, both in the TUC tags and on my “controversial TUC takes” post, is that Lizzie’s relationship with Ripred is unfounded and that the inclusion of it “robbed” us of a softer moment between Gregor and Ripred. I disagree with this take so much that I decided to write an entire essay about my thoughts on the subject. The most common argument I see against Lizzie is that she received Ripred’s affection, as well as his tragic backstory, after being present for a very short period of time, while Gregor has known Ripred for months. At a surface level, this may seem counterintuitive, but when we dig deeper into the characters and their behaviors, motivations, and allegiances, the thematic significance of Lizzie’s role in the story becomes apparent.

First and foremost, let’s take a look at Gregor. I love this kid so much, but I do believe that the core of this argument hinges on his more subtle flaws as a character. Consider this: the entirety of The Underland Chronicles is narrated from Gregor’s point-of-view. What does this mean for our perception of the story? We receive only the context that Gregor has, and we only receive the details that Gregor notices and finds important. Across the series, his understanding of the Underland and its denizens expands, grows, and solidifies. He is twelve by Code of Claw and very much still learning and growing, but some of beliefs have settled by this point.

This is where Ripred comes in. Gregor has more or less made up his mind about Ripred by the end of Curse of the Warmbloods. He wants to lead the Gnawers and will achieve that goal by any means necessary. He’s an ally, but probably not a friend, grumpy and abrasive and untouchable. Definitely not worthy of sympathy, because he can take care of himself. In short, Gregor doesn’t see Ripred as a multidimensional person, as someone with emotions outside of anger and self-importance.

In direct opposition, we have Lizzie. Upon first glance, she might seem inconsequential until Code of Claw, because her character arc is quiet and mostly happens off-screen. She’s anxious about almost everything, and the Underland puts her through a lot of trauma in the earlier books without having ever set foot down there. It took her dad from her when she was only four years old, and when he returned years later, he was ill and severely traumatized. His absence and then his inability to work meant that she grew up in poverty, spending a large portion of her childhood food insecure and without a stable home life. Similarly, the Underland suddenly took Gregor, who by that point had undertaken a parental role in the household, and Boots away on more than one occasion. These traumas were then compounded on in Curse of the Warmbloods, first when her family’s apartment was swarmed by rats and then when Grace, the stable parent and breadwinner, contracted the plague and was unable to return home.

Lizzie’s role in both Marks of Secret and Code of Claw directly opposes the effect that Gregor—and by direct extension, we as readers—expects this trauma to have on her. Lizzie is afraid of almost everything, and the Underland has harmed her directly in the past. She should approach it with fear, maybe even hostility, like Gregor does in portions of the book. Lizzie is not Gregor, though, and her key trait as a character is that she is able to see the world as a whole through different eyes. So she chooses kindness, instead.

This is where the excerpt above comes in. Lizzie has never met Ripred personally at this point, and she really only knows anything about him from Gregor’s stories—which almost certainly don’t paint Ripred in the kindest light. Lizzie sees beyond the surface of these stories, though, and considers Ripred as an entire person, with depth and emotions. What she sees between the lines is up for individual interpretation. Maybe she latches onto Ripred’s insistence that Gregor learn echolocation, a skill that might save her brother’s life. She does pester Gregor about practicing. Maybe she sees pieces of Gregor reflected in those stories about Ripred. A rager who doesn’t quite fit in where he’s from or where he’s fighting for, who can be stubborn and short-tempered and quick to hide his vulnerabilities from the people he considers himself responsible for. Maybe she sees pieces of herself reflected in those stories. Maybe, as someone who has lost pieces of her family, who has only one friend, who has likely eaten less than her share so that others could be full, she finds it easy to spot the humanity, for lack of a better word, in Ripred, like light through the crack under a locked door.

Whatever her reasons—and maybe there are no reasons beyond “he’s a person, too”—Lizzie goes out of her way to treat Ripred with kindness before she ever meets him. She sends some of her own food with Gregor so that Ripred doesn’t have to go completely hungry. She makes sure Gregor knows to share that plate of oatmeal raisin cookies with Ripred. Where Gregor rarely shows any gratefulness for his help and, in fact, rarely views him through a lens unclouded by a deeply ingrained bias against Gnawers, Lizzie is kind. Ripred notices.

This is not a matter of Ripred suddenly opening up to Lizzie for little reason after bonding with Gregor across the entire series. Ripred treats Lizzie differently because she acted differently. Their relationship is not built only on Lizzie’s similarities to Silksharp, but on a history of compassion and respect. It isn’t shoehorned in, it’s a necessary relationship that supports the central themes of The Underland Chronicles—violence, war, and colonialism are cyclical, but the refusal to continue living life based on the biases of the past can break that cycle and bring about a brighter future for everyone.

#you could say I have some thoughts on the subject idk #yes hello my name is Orion and I did write a thousand word essay on blorbos from my books #one of these days I’m gonna write about Hamnet and just never shut up lmao #formatting on mobile is a bitch and I did not do a solid proofread on this so sorry if something is a lil screwy #the underland chronicles #gregor the overlander

[incorrecttowerofgodquotes]

FASTPASS SPOILERS

HANA MY SWEET WIFE IS HERE

#to say I was hyperventilating would be an understatement #I’ve waited years for her #YEARS #I’m not gonna shut up about this #though it does look like she may have gotten a name change (she’s still Hana to me tho) #tower of god #tog #tog spoilers

[cyndrastic]

hey remember when i said i was drawing Vic Chaos as a milf?

alternates with different lighting (with and without words) and a time lapse under the cut! (btw the words on the cover all have to do with lore in my post covid au so send asks if you’re interested <3)

tw for nudity (without genitalia) in the time lapse cause i shaded the whole body before drawing the dress

#this is the most effort i’ve put into a drawing in the past year #im so in love with her <3 #fellas is it wrong for a girl to be in love with her own design of a 40+ year old south park character #i’m never gonna shut up about this drawing idk what to tell you #south park #south park au #south park fanart #south park art #cyn art #also about the extra words: #yes the interview with Kenny bit does confirm that in this au Kenny finally convinces the world he’s immortal #the bonus about Jimmy being in a court case involving ‘Birch’ IS a reference to Timmy Birch and has to do with his lore as well #and yes Vic was on America’s top ten most wanted list for a variety of reasons including but not limited to: #money laundering tax evasion breaking and entering arson murder smuggling people across the border destruction of private property- #-starting a violent uprising being able to manipulate anyone and everyone incredibly easily possession of substances and illegal weapons #and more #shes my babygirl i can make her commit whatever war crimes i want #also you may notice she’s wearing a wedding ring but her name is still ‘Chaos’ #this is because her and Kenny are married but since they’re both well known they don’t want the extra media drama #butters stotch #marjorine stotch #sp butters #butters sp #sp marjorine #marjorine sp #vic chaos #victor chaos #sp post covid #south park post covid #south park pcov

[zappedbyzabka]

🖤💀🖤💀

#Okay I see youuuu #With your cute skeleton heart shirt and tiny shorts #Who dressed him. the hat was an odd choice but everything else? just picture me as a sleazy sailor #The bracelettttt #No bc I’m just as bad about his wrists as Kreese and Terry. pin them to a bed. #And his name is Kim. KIM #That’s so good for me you don’t get it #​Kimmy gets his ass pounded by a crew mate or dock worker every single night no doubt (pretending most of them ARENT his siblings) #You don’t have to explain the white stains on your crop top and in your hair when you fucked in the water. cleans it off #Mo was clearly his main meat. #Kim fisher #william zabka #Ok sweet little kimmy over here (no relation) is getting given to THREE adjacent characters #N 1: Max Perish (Hollow Point) #(omfg. Tig did play a damn pirate slslskskksksks. Captain Jeffery) #N2: Wolf Larsen (WAIT. Greg Larsen and Wolf Larsen? amazing) because why wouldn’t I give this soft boy to him… #N3: Bianchi (that weird Hamlet movie Ralph was a side character in) because he was kind of creepy #and a dick. clearly he needed his balls drained into a blond to make him just shut the fuck up #I love cheesy ass 80’s and early 2000’s movies with hot daddies—who said that🤨 wasnt meeee. No but geez some of these are so cheesy #I could put them on nachos. Oh wait. Eugene in Crossroads can have Kimmy too. Long as the hat comes off during sex #Play him a little song on his guitar and see how Kimmy thanks him—play that guitar at him boy #nsft #There’s too many options.

[hamletthedane]

His name is Brandon, his daddy knows a senator, and he’s the most annoying guy in your university’s history department

#also he fucked his sister and was almost the president of Greece #is it just me or does Byron have severely American vibes in terms of appearance #like that man lives in Ohio I’m sorry #the gay bars there have many drinks named after him #lord Byron #shut up e

[chibishortdeath]

Started playing Fear and Hunger recently and this guy is pretty silly. I like that he likes bugs, that’s a green flag in my book, bugs are great.

Nothing in this post in particular is mature, but the game itself is, it’s a pretty dark horror game, so I’ll be putting some content warnings in the tags so any talk about the game on my account can be filtered out easier!

Some thoughts about the game under a cut :3

I haven’t played as Enki tho, I picked Cahara because he’s easier and it’s my first playthrough, and he’s pretty cool too. I really love the character and monster designs in this game. The art is super cool :3. I’ve had the worst luck this run tho oh my god; I started the game took like two steps and immediately got blindsighted by three dogs. All the enemies in the first left entrance area spawned in the first room. Two elite guards spawned in the room past the prisons instead of the usual one. Moonless would not spawn for like a solid few reloads and then ended up on the bottom of the map instead of the top where they usually are. I talked to Nosramus (love them, they’re great, they were off screen the whole conversation tho whoops) and immediately afterwards got the crow mauler text and had to leave the room. Got D’arce and promptly ran into a yellow mage and lost my arm! It’s been wild and I’m even just playing on easy mode 💀💀💀!!! My computer also kinda sucks and lags sometimes, but yeah! The game is fun!!!!! I have no idea how far I am in it, but I’m almost to where Le’garde is captured. My whole strategy has been fuck around and find out and it’s working XD!!! I kinda expected it to be scarier, but that might be because I’m a little used to horror as a genre in general, but it’s a nice balance of spooky atmosphere and usual RPG action stuff in a way that comes off sincere and not like edgy for the sake of being edgy if that makes sense. It’s cool :3

Anyway there’s a lot of games I’ve started recently and haven’t finished so I guess I’ll be playing those for a while. I still need to beat CV64, I’m just currently stuck on the uh gear platforming section with the bomb. If you know, you know 💀💀💀. It’s hard. I also have to beat Curse of Darkness, but I’m really close to the end in that one I’m just getting all the random side rooms and stuff. Raising more innocent devils besides my main team just to be able to open a door is a little tedious tbh, but eh it’s an excuse to play the game for longer so I’ll take it. But yeah, hopefully life actually lets me beat all these games so I can talk about them more (TwT ;).

#fear and hunger #funger #fear and hunger 1 #enki ankarian #fear and hunger enki #f&h enki #f&h #f&h fanart #art post #yippie! gaming moment #my laptop SUCKS though ong #sometimes it just makes loud static sounds whenever it needs an update at random times #I have a video of it yelling at me to update it in the middle of when I was playing funger like shut up I am going to update you after this #also the lag makes it really really hard to enter doors help me— #I’ll press the arrow key once and Cahara (whom I’ve named TheRizzler) will take TWO STEPS #I gotta do all the extra bullshit to accommodate my dumbass former highschool laptop’s antics like 💀💀💀 #here’s to hoping it doesn’t suddenly lose sound on me like it used to lmaooooooo #yeah the game is fun tho ong I have no idea what I’m doing 😎 #my guy TheRizzler has died of infection and bleeding a lot cause I couldn’t find the items to cure it lmao #once I do manage to beat the game eventually I’ll probably play Enki next even though he’s like a bad beginner choice cause he’s silly!!! #I found out recently I have enough stuff to closet cosplay him and did that a while back and the fit slays honestly #if I ever get comfortable enough to show my face on here I might post about it but for now ehhhhhh #tw horror #tw horror game #cw horror #cw fear and hunger #incoherent rambling #this game is also making me wanna work on my game too like #I’m stuck in the process of making it cause I can’t decide thematically if I want a battle system and enemies or not #and also map making is hard and tedious aughhh I will do it for the silly ocs tho rahhhhhh funger bestow upon me inspiration pls

[honkshoo-zzz]

no one look at me

#yes this is the name of a luke bryan song #yes it slaps #shut up im texan #i have to like it #sniper x scout #speeding bullet #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #mick mundy #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #honkshoozzz art #maybe someday i’ll post the fic i’m writing #that these posts are based on #gotta finish it first #can’t leave people hangin #not again #sorry dance practice