#IM NOT IN JAIL

[mossy-fae]

#I JUST GOT POLLS #IM NOT IN JAIL #I GOT POLLS #POLL #TUMBLR POLL #ALL CAPS #I JUST WANT TO JOIN IN THE FUN #vial #vanilla extract #x files

[addsalwayssick]

Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

#remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #sirius #jegulus #sirius x lupin #wolfstar #regulus and evan and barty #sirius and regulus #remus and regulus #DARLINNG #IM BACK FROM JAIL #and yeah #addie writes #i’m so sorry #this is a joke #i promise

[hccupit]

if you're on trial for a nondescript crime and the character in your pfp is your lawyer, is your ass going to jail?

#edit #no im going to jail #ily perona but..

[tinyfantasminha]

guys unfortunately ace trappola has to die I have to kill him

#twisted wonderland #twst meme #twst shitpost #jack howl #ace trappola #THEY SHARED 3 EVENTS TOGETHER..... AND IN ALL OF THEM JACK IS R CARD WHILE ACE IS SR OR HIGHER 💀HOW IS THIS FAIR #JACK IS ON HIS FOURTH R CARD. FOURTHHHHHHH #ACE HAS ZERO EVENT R CARDS #I hope after this ace gets thrown in R jail and jack starts getting the SRs im so SICK AND TIRED FOR THIS #this is no longer an anti-idia zone its an anti-trappola zone #i want that twink obliterated #also me: *wants to roll for ace playful dress SSR*

[mint-mango]

potential eye strain warning!

#look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail #ace attorney #apollo justice #kristoph gavin #apollo justice spoilers #eye strain #id in alt text #my art #gyakuten saiban

[ghostbsuter]

The nail polish really need to dry faster, it annoyed danny to no end.

"Phantom!" Zatanna calls, her voice strained.

"Yeah?" He calls back and suddenly Constantine gets punched into the wall next to him.

The man groans. "Fucking help us at least—"

"My nail polish isn't dry yet."

"PHANTOM."

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #im doing my jails rn and its. a disaster but its okay

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He��s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’ #-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying) #love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is* #i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

[crisp-art]

Yesterdays doodle based off a very cute tweet I saw

#i just immediately thought of jonkler and morgana idk #after he gets out of jail and morgana comes back LOL #mostly an excuse to draw mona im not immune to cute cats 😔 #except hes totally not a cat but oh well #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #persona 5 joker #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #persona 5 morgana #fanart #sketch #clip studio paint

[magpie-trinkets]

continuing that "maya tries to contact claire" post, i present you the post-Spirit of Justice follow-up

#post that caters to ME specifically #let me first tag #ghost trick spoilers #lost future spoilers #now that that's out of the way. you know who's on that suitcase ;) #also claire is fucked up by time travel shenanigans so it's possible let's just say #also ghost powers grow and change with time sooooo. let's play with canon #layton “i have a dead girlfriend” and yomiel “i had a dead girlfriend” bisexuals #also yes the whole gang traveled to london they're just strolling around #maya had unfinished business and now that she's more powerful she's BACK #this would take place 7-or-so years after lost future/plvspw so layton is in his mid-forties here. i had to look it so correct me if im not #also yes this is a crossover AU i have rotating in my mind i love the source material and layton's and claire whole thing no shade to that #powerful narrative that made me cry #but with aa and gt magic fuckery we have the technology #also about the jail bit. that's a fic i am writing (one sentence every month) #ghost trick #professor layton #ace attorney #my art #ms paint #GOD. that wall of text is surely something

[strawhatboy]

BESTIES HOW ARE WE FEELING RIGHT NOW

#FINALLY #that fucking loser almost destroyed our country #I cant believe he is finally gone #😭😭😭😭😭😭 #KARMA FINALLY MAKING THINGS RIGHT IM SO SO HAPPY AND SO RELIEVED 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #me and karma vibe like that #🥺🤪😌🥳 #now he just have to go to jail 😌😌 #brazil #brazilian elections

[phyriaxi]

she stole my honey nut Cheerios (pls think and reflect upon your actions

#my art #lappland #sulking in jail for her crimes #arknights #i tried posting this on twt but it crops her boot and lowkey im really proud of the shape of it :pensive: #イラスト #artists on tumblr #illustration #fanart #digital art #rkgkillust

[kitamars]

horrible donut etiquette

he asked for it

#THEY WILL GO TO JAIL FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY #they’re so annoying (affectionate) #im going ti die #help #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash x wolfwood #vashwood #trigun #trigun maximum #ok bye

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Wear Headphones :]

Transcript:

Mmh- I... Oh wow. Ahgh! Mmph! I'm gonna GET SILLY. ALL OVER.

Ah-ghg. *exhale* Fuh-fuck. Heh-heh... I got too silly.

End Transcription

*coughs* this was actually going to be a comic but I Don't Have Time For All That. So if you want to see the incomprehensible version its below *coughs*

And heres v1 staring at fuckin nothin if you want it for some reason??

Since this is a lot of clips here is the audio source dumping ground (not in order)

Clip 1

Clip 2

Clip 3

#suggestive #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #im actually going to jail for this one. #sorry if the audio levels are a bit.. weird. its difficult when its a bunch of different clips together #please enjoy the 5 minutes spent on the comic layout #i did the first panel and said 'nvm lol' I didnt even finish adding the terminal text #shoutout to the one person in chat who said 'IM SILLYING' this is all your fault /j #i hate transcribing these #help. #OK................. THATS. Enough Posts Like This. For now. Next few will be normal. well as normal as it gets around here #btw the gabe pic was originally Much Worse. I had to add the rainbows n stuff so people didnt think it was..... well. #i need to stand in traffic now. goodeby #happy sunday everyone

[daily-trey]

Ko-fi

#twisted wonderland #twst #trey clover #cater diamond #riddle rosehearts #deuce spade #ace trappola #heartslabyul #illustration #for note they're wearing chinese hanfu not japanese kimono~ #TREY NEW YEARS CARD THO......IM SO HAPPY HE'S LET OUT OF R CARD JAIL

[surfacage]

noire and lokha would get along! too much actually. its terrible

#and the world will turn to ash #noire #ffxiv #lo'kha sehnlla #wow i have never actually tagged lokha before here thats wild #not pictured: amelie knocking back three shots of vodka #hi im here to bail out lok-- uhm #hello. did you lose something #i... i kind of? lost... a person? a redhead? he was supposed to be in jail #have you checked the lost and found desk #the police at that desk are er. unconscious #hm thats unfortunate. im amelie. i too have misplaced my walking human rights violation #im...graha? hi? erm...

[gibuckaroo]

this is what this feels like btw i love you to the core my ass !

#im going insane #911 abc #shitumblrtag #rg #press jail for u press jail for everybody #buddie