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#IT IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
carfuckerlynch · 10 months
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i’m literally a boytoy i shouldn’t have to WORK
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taitavva · 8 months
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"he's totally flirting with me" (pego voice)
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4x21 | 6x2
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valiantstarlights · 7 months
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months
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Dirk: Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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vivstenius · 3 months
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lgbeattie you will always be famous to me 🥹
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ofdarklands · 2 months
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📚 I Want To See Mitr'a Doing Paperwork. tormenting this poor man.
she's got him cornered:
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ef-1 · 1 month
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@ blake friend you're a bitch and also liable for assault occasioning grevious bodily harm both in criminal and tort jurisdiction IF you let Daniel cut his hair. The ball is in your court. Godspeed.
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sophfandoms53 · 28 days
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MOVIE SHADOW CRUMBS GUYS HOLY SHIT
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NOW RELEASE SHADOW’S FUCKING ACTOR PLEASE THIS IS NONSENSICALLY CRUEL IM BEGGING
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tiger-balm · 1 month
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they shipped him to carolina alone???
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roosterm3at · 1 year
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i hate being short this is so unfair
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nocherrybombs · 13 days
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Freminet: So, um... I guess I'm not invited to the family barbecue any more, am I?
Arlecchino: Oh no, your attendance at the cookout is still mandatory. However, you have been demoted from "son" to "weird cousin who nobody likes that sits in the corner and we all talk about you behind your back".
Freminet: No...
Arlecchino: Every time you set your gaze upon my face, you will have to exist with the terrible knowledge that I am not mad, I am just disappointed.
Freminet: *gasp* You're a monster!
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grmpgm · 9 months
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because they TOTALLY would
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more fanchapter ideas because i love inconveniencing fictional people
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 months
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the only qsmp character that “deserves to die” is qbbh and that’s because i think not letting ccbad kill off his cubito is bbh abuse. if you don’t let badboyhalo kill off his cubito he’ll die irl
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rose-n-gunses · 1 month
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Hellcheer au where they're in the same college class and keep responding to each other's discussion boards because they're both convinced the other person is a genius because they just. have the most beautiful insightful things to say and they're infatuated with the thoughts they have and connections they make in their discussion posts
They've never met in person and only know each other by name and their tiny canvas profile picture or whatever until they do meet somehow, maybe in a different class or through mutual friends OR maybe one of them works somewhere on/near campus and the other shows their student ID to get the discount and the one working like. quotes one of their discussion posts at them or something idk
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