#Izzy hands

[umulata]

Nnnot sure what’s happened six months ago…? Anyway! Time for your weekly sword training session, go get changed or whatever you poofs do. Hurry up, he doesn’t have all day

#ofmd fanart #ofmd #my art: our flag means death #our flag means death #our flag means death fanart #izzy hands #my art: izzy hands

[hensel-x]

doodled a bit to warm up before getting back to commissions (went through some traumatic shit irl, needed a pause) recently finally watched Beetlejuice musical and got homosexually obsessed with alex brightman (hence the guilty favorite one too) the grip that man has on me......................

#my art #beetlejuice #alex brightman #halloween 1978 #michael myers #malignant 2021 #gabriel malignant #izzy hands #adam hazbin hotel #dean winchester

[bougiebutchbinch]

sad stizzy flavour where Ed wants to keep Izzy in his front yard like a dead pet dog - but after the crew has gone and it's just the three of them left on their little island, Stede quietly asks what IZZY would want.

When Ed remains insistent (not because he's a bad guy! Dude's just grieving!) Stede sneaks out in the middle of the night to dig Izzy up and lay him to rest at sea.

Only obviously, Izzy has a Mermaid Moment and comes to life in Stede's arms.

#izzy hands #stede bonnet #ed teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #steddyhands #stizzy #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd izzy #ofmd stede #ed teach born on a beach #ofmd edward teach

[celluloidbroomcloset]

With all the Izzy discourse, we must remember that he too is a dork-ass loser, more so than anyone else.

“You will rue this day, Edward! You will rue it long and you will rue it hard!” *gets hit in the face with a sandwich*

#ofmd #our flag means death #Izzy hands

[sensationseekng]

canon-typical edizzy religious themes

#blackhands #izzy hands #edizzy #ofmd #edward teach #our flag means death #our flag means fanart #blackbeard #israel hands

[valupuyhol]

😍🖤😍🖤😱😱

OMG DAMN Izzy’s voice is sooo perfect!!!!

I leave you here a pure freaking gem, a small segment of a rare interview by Izzy and the Juju Hounds💫

YEAR: 1992

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[economic-simply-institution3]

#boy to girl #din djarin #theme #finn balor #izzy hands #crowdfunding #ben affleck #anime couple #chasisty #mermaid

[tizzyizzy]

Got randomly annoyed, crawling out of my hole to bitch.

S2 really did kill Ed as a character for me. He just...sucked, so outrageously.

It's one thing to have a subconscious death wish that causes you to put yourself into situations where you're likely to die It's something else to be so much of a pathetic coward you'd rather methodically feed your first mate his own toes than pull the trigger yourself.

I'm supposed to feel sympathetic to Ed due to his suicidal tendencies, when his suicide attempt ended with most of his crew dead? It was just lucky they were found The crew were starving to death, resorting to eating raw seagull.

He couldn't even apologize to Izzy properly. He only showed open affection when he was crying on his own behalf because he didn't want to be left alone. Couldn't even say something meaningful at the funeral.

Then there's the whole fisherman thing. He was passionate enough about this that he wanted to leave Stede to take up fishing, but he didn't learn. He didn't work hard. He didn't treat his employer with respect. He wasn't even really aware of his own incompetence.

As fucked up as it sounds, it made Ricky's comment about Izzy being the brains behind the operation and Stede saying Ed told him Izzy taught him everything he knows sound like canon??? Where is the brilliant pirate Blackbeard, and what is he capable of besides lots of murder?

Because the whole sympathetic not killing trait is gone to. He's just cool with it now for no particular reason.

The fact that Izzy of all people managed to integrate with the crew indicates a remarkable lack social intelligence, regret, and effort, tbh. I mean, it's Izzy. What did Ed do? Help fund a party the crew came up with with treasure the crew earned with their own labor under appalling working conditions under Ed?

#ofmd critical #izzy canyon #izzy hands #edward teach critical #tw suicide

[lavenderprose]

The different Steddyhands dynamics are so funny.

Stede and Ed do this cute little dancing around each other courtship thing with fabrics and candlelit dinners and You Wear Fine Things Well.

Ed and Izzy have this achy horny tender codependent hateful loving dynamic. They're the most divorced unmarried and the most married unmarried people on the seven seas. I have love for you I loved you best I could ouch ouch ouch.

Meanwhile Stede and Izzy are like. Fuck NASTY in the first chapter. Complete bitch4bitch energy. Izzy calls Stede a stupid motherfucker in front of seven other crew members with a mouth that still tastes like Stede's balls. The girls are fightiiiing. 'Don't look at my fucking boner when we fight' only they're BOTH hard and they're BOTH looking. And then Stede shows Izzy one (1) tenderness and it all falls apart.

#OFMD #Edward Teach #Izzy Hands #Stede Bonnet #Steddyhands #does this mean anything to anyone or is this just me and my weird daydreams again #i'm fine with it either way.

[san-sebastienne]

Blessed tip jar at C2E2. @Mick-Mooks on Twitter and booth C6 if you’re going on Sunday!

#them tiddies #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #c2e2 2024

[takingtabs]

My dudes this is how the makeup scene went right

#ofmd #izzy hands #wee john ofmd #yeah I’m sure this is what happened I remember seeing it #right before they kissed really nicely #just trust me it’s how it went #beautiful dumb gay old men #calypso’s birthday #our flag means death

[dont-need-one-of-these-do-i]

Yet again, I find myself here, drawing these losers (affectionate).

#it’s for practice I swear mom #they’re just little guys #some steddy hands fanart to make the world go round #steddy hands #izzy hands #edward teach #stede fucking bonnet #ofmd season 2 #fanart #my art crap

[bougiebutchbinch]

okay but I love that

Ed canonically rode Jack's chode so hard he almost snapped it

Stede and Mary had THEE most awkward, lacklustre lights-off sex

Izzy is theeeee slut of the Republic. Everyone gives him mad respect because they know he can take them (not in a fight)

None of them are each other's 'first' by a long shot! They're all experienced, for better or for worse. With the exception of Stede, they've probably had objectively BETTER sex with other folks than a fumbling first time with each other.

But you cannot convince me that this fumbling first time between the three of them when they're all well into middle age, wasn't the best sex of their lives.

#gentlebeard #blackbonnet #steddyhands #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd edward teach #ed teach #ed babygirl teach #ofmd stede #stede bonnet #izzy hands #ofmd izzy #izzy babygirl hands #THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT YOU COWARDS THEY ALL HAVE EXPERIENCE OUTSIDE OF EACH OTHER BUT THEY CHOOSE EACH OTHER ANYWAY xxx

[celluloidbroomcloset]

OK, but ignoring the whole weird Stizzy thing for a minute, let’s discuss that little arc with the training montage.

Because of course we see Izzy failing utterly at training Stede, and we see confirmation that Stede is not good at that kind of physical action: we see him unable to throw a punch, unable to hit a target, unable to swing on a rope. There’s no buildup cuts where he gets gradually better at it (as there usually is in training montages) and we never see anything that implies that Izzy helped him get better (not least because there’s no point later on where we SEE him being better). But we do hear Stede say that “his body takes over” when he gets into the midst of action, and he points out that he did indeed defeat Izzy in a duel.

Later, we see Stede defend himself—he punches the guy who attacks him from the wardrobe before Izzy can even get his sword out. He turns and fires the gun in the air before any of the more experienced pirates can move to defend him. He does, in fact, respond quickly and effectively in the heat of battle. Which he has always done—he draws a knife on Izzy the first time they meet. Doug grabs his shoulder and he moves to defend himself.

At no point do we see that Stede’s technical skills have particularly improved—he tries the same moves with Zheng that he did in the first duel with Izzy and he loses to her. He gets his sword stuck in a guy’s stomach. But what we do see, and have seen, consistently through both seasons, is Stede’s ability to survive. He’s not predictable, he’s not technically skilled, and he NEVER learns those skills with any degree of proficiency. But he is very adept at survival. He uses his unpredictability to his advantage and he makes it out alive. Not only that, his intuition and inventiveness help OTHER people to survive.

Stede didn’t win the duel with Izzy on a technicality; he won according to the rules while at the same time ignoring all the rules of dueling (he doesn’t know them!). He doesn’t survive in spite of his lack of technical skills; he survives because of that. And there’s no such thing as surviving on a technicality—you’re either alive or you’re dead, and Stede’s alive.

Which is exactly what Ed says to him when they first meet: “Most of the pirates I know? They’re dead. So you’re doing a lot better than them.”

#OFMD #our flag means death #stede bonnet #Izzy hands #ofmd meta #gif

[celesmaxwell]

Izzy decided to take the elevator.

Probably easier than rowing in a dinghy to the Republic of Pirates.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fandom #ofmd crew #izzy hands #cosplay #ofmd cosplay #blackbeard #kraken crew #just for fun #long live ofmd #izzy #izzy cosplay #izzy hands cosplay #izzy giving his resignation #seriously he's had enough of this #gimmie my toes back pls #ofmd fanart

[valupuyhol]

ANNOUNCEMENT

After a long period of absence for different reasons, some of them work issues and others. I love to officially announce that I am back with more content from GNR and Izzy, tumblr, followers and besties from now on you will have Izzy spam every day from me that will be almost unbearable and annoying hahahaha

Damn I love being back because I love uploading content about what I like and thanks to this blog I have met beautiful people.

Remember that the wallpaper requests are now open again, I have many things to upload so these days expect more content, videos, wallpapers and more surprises, stay tuned 😍💫💕

Love Val. 💫🖤🫶🏻

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