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izzyspussy · 3 days
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talk-it-through fic where they're talking about their relationship histories and izzy is like. a shark was the wrong pick. and ed's like yeah? and izzy says you're a fucking angler fish. and ed's like oh? i seduce lesser men and they get attached to me and love me until i consume them completely so they can never leave me? and izzy laughs a little bit and says metaphorically speaking. and ed is a little insulted, because it's meant as an insult. but he's a little flattered too, because it's also meant as a compliment. and he chooses to focus on the latter because they're trying not to fight so much anymore even when they're upset, and izzy did mean it both ways after all so okay. so he's like hmm kinda sexy... and izzy laughs a little bit more and says you would like that. and ed says c'mon iz look me in the eye and tell me you don't think that's sexy. and izzy says well i'm a fundamentally broken fucked up little pervert, edward. of course i think an angler fish is sexy. and ed laughs and they're looking at each other like they love each other and this is all very romantic, and stede is in between them with the sort of blank-ish face that says he's having an extremely vivid and disturbing fantasy that is perhaps less shocking than it really should be. and everyone else is like what the actual fuck is wrong with you fucking freaks holy shit.
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treesofgreen · 7 months
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This is all I've been able to think about for hours
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leonskendy · 7 months
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i loved you...
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my-thyla-my-captain · 7 months
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the fact that edward keeps stede and izzy in these two diametrically opposed fields. stede in this romantically rose-colored visage where sure he can be emotionally vulnerable with him but not necessarily truthful, meanwhile with izzy he tells and knows izzy sees everything he does, what things truly are at the depths of it, but bars himself emotionally from him. and the thing is both izzy and stede are keenly aware of it, which I think has done leagues in quelling the animosity between them. they both love a very complicated man who doesn't allow himself to be completely himself around either one of them - he's lost them both, after all, when he tries to breech the middle.
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psychic-waffles · 7 months
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It seems to me that the dead only return for love or for revenge. Who did you come back for?
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bougiebutchbinch · 6 months
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You asked; I delivered. Have some silly Steddyhands - feat. some amazing 'Draw The Squad' poses from Roxy's Refs on FB and croxovergoddess on tumblr! Wow, I'm so glad that these middle-aged men retired to run an inn together and everyone is alive and happy
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and-fishing-equipment · 7 months
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ed: hah u loser can't even make a crew follow simple orders anyway now lemme cut them toes babygirl
izzy: what are we
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irlplasticlamb · 7 months
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flowers shall grow.
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internerdionality · 7 months
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I'm just. I'm losing my mind. I'm completely bluescreen dead. Send help. David Jenkins has slain me.
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izzyspussy · 1 day
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one where ed tells izzy that mary said his type is "artsy outsiders" and izzy snorts and says that's an awfully generous description. so ed asks izzy how he'd say it and izzy says, "prissy weirdos". and ed glares at him a little and says, "you know that applies to you too," and izzy snorts again, but it's through a genuine smile this time, and he says, "oh, i'm the worst of the three."
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kami-ships-it · 7 months
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some sweet ed/izzy for an art trade
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fleethall · 7 months
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run from me, darling
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my-thyla-my-captain · 7 months
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the way that izzy is inexplicably entwined with the blackbonnet sex scene. the way that izzy is singing a love song for a man who will never love him the same way as he does the man he lays with now. he's singing his vulnerability to a man who's not only not listening, who's not present, but whose very happiness is contingent upon all of the sacrifices he's made (deterring Edward from shooting himself on the deck by focusing his mania onto himself thus losing his leg right after confessing his love to him, refusing to shoot him below deck, saving the crew when he nearly ended them all in the storm, keeping his body on board despite their mutiny) but will never likely truly thank or apologize to him for. it's all the same - without izzy, the rose colored bliss of their time together wouldn't be, accompaniment or otherwise.
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umulata · 4 months
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I think we all need a bit of weepy edizzy lovemaking as a treat given the circumstances. comm for Magziraphale on twt based on their Kinktober '23 fic
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+ extra moist detail
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bougiebutchbinch · 7 months
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wow I'm so happy with this scene that was totally shown after the end credits of the S2 finale and doesn't just exist in my imagination (Izzy is immortal now btw)
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irlplasticlamb · 7 months
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best i could.
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