#John Egbert

[goljie]

cockblocked by his bitch of a moirail

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #vriska serket #pale spider8reath #(i forgot that ship name existed) #johndave #(implied at least)

[homestuckteam]

Bonus Comic #8 Written and Drawn by Andi R.

To see more bonus material as it's released https://www.patreon.com/homestuck

#Homestuck #Vriska Serket #John Egbert #Bonus Comics

[tempestousstocking]

bonus under cut

#my art #homestuck #fanart #homestuck fanart #john egbert #dave strider #johndave

[fizh-inzect]

hvnt posted art in 5evvvverrrrr Uyhhgggggg...Whtev i drew These earlier

#I need to finish the strilondes 2 but im soo tired -_- #uuhh #Homestuck #John egbert #Jade harley #Jane crocker #Jake english #I guuuuuesssssssssss #My art #Ohh they arent in right orderI DONT CARE Actually

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: Karkat Im A Lesbian

KARKAT: WHAT?

JUNE: karkat, i'm a lesbian too.

KARKAT: IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS COMIC WHO LOVES MEN?

DAVE:

#submission #THE. THHEYAHE HAHEAHHFAEA #fucking. i see the submission. the image is blurred. i Open the image #THE . WHAHAWHWAHHAHHAH #what up . its your Boy #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #kanaya maryam #karkat vantas #june egbert #john egbert #dave strider #daves favorites

[disguisedcheezed]

another dirkjohn 2023 backlog compilation. 2nd dirkjohn is a redraw of thissss. :3

#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #john egbert #homestuck #mine #disguisedbacklogs

[luckyberrysilu]

EB:The sky is beautiful,isn’t it?

TG:Yeah, just like u.

#homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #dave strider #hs dave #homestuck dave #john egbert #homestuck john #hs john #davejohn #johndave #hammertime #pepsicola

[mattiesaurus360]

o em g guys

shitty tshirts for the pepsicola boys

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #pepsicola #johndave #homestuck fanart

[airprime7]

The opening to William Shakespeare's Homestuck

Narrator: Welcome one and all to this good story, Of which we do entitle, Homestuck, so. Joinst thee on this journey, he our hero, This young man who doth in his bedroom stand. It just so happens that this day, which one Shall learn is April's Ides; thirteenth this month, Of Jesus' years ist nine and doubly thousand; Is the date o' birth that this man has. Lo, His age is young; twas but thirteen years, ere He wert given such life, as he has now Yet only on this day dost he receive The name he shall be known by for e'er more! Hark! Doth one in thine ranks, o' audience, Wish to provide the name for this young man? Anon, please give us forth this name, posthaste! Audience member: I doth this name give: Zoosmell Pooplord Narrator: What? Sayst "Zoosmell Pooplord"? "Zoosmell Pooplord", such? Dost mine ears myself deceive or wert thy  Speak unto this boy the name, thy request Be Zoosmell Pooplord? Audience member: 'Deed. Narrator: Prithee, Recall once more that this be not one such Our author, Shakespeare's, much fame'd Comedies. Tis a tale of Tragedy and sorrow! One the likes of thou has ne'er previous seen Such dost once more I call upon this crowd. What be the name of this young man standst hence? A different audience member: Wherefore he not take the name of kings? So, Name'd John, and of fam'ly Egbert. Narrator: such, John Egbert his name shall truly be, e'ermore. Shall now we move on t'ward narrative fair That's hence to be presented? We'll start, now With where we lay our scene. Stands John in room, His date of birth upon us, and scatter'd There 'round, pastries fine and plenty. Display'd Upon his walls, in'trests such so as these. Performance by the Rose (there hence, poor); The op'rating devices future, low In success; ghouls, their lore and stories so; Further, tricks of conjurers o' stage; and Lastly dost John employ in'trest in games.

#homestuck #john egbert #zoosmell pooplord #shakespeare #william shakespeare #inspired by William Shakespeare's Avengers #william shakespeares homestuck

[geneticautist]

#homestuck #hom3stuck #my art #john egbert #roxy lalonde #roxygen

[juniorectobiologist]

gender nefarious gender precarious

#homestuck #my art #rose lalonde #dave strider #john egbert #june egbert #vriska serket #j egbert #im just havin some thoughts recently

[phantophobia]

my favorite thing about dirkjohn is that i have never seen a truly bad interpretation of them. anything works with them. they have never met. they have secretly known each other for years. they’re fluffy and adore each other after being deprived of love for so long. they fight and bicker and yell at each other. they’re unlabeled. dirk is so obviously gay and john is so obviously bi and they have been boyfriends for a while. you can have depression dirkjohn. ultimate dirkjohn. fucking tattoo artist and flower shop dirkjohn. everyone’s jaws drop at this arrangement. everyone thinks about it and realizes it actually makes sense. they are thematic foils who completely contrast. they are more like alike than anyone thinks. the possibilities are endless with dirkjohn.

#dirkjohn #dirk strider #john egbert #is the dirkjohn community even still alive #i just needed to add my input

[delicatelydecadentcherryblossom]

Nose touching

#homestuck #john egbert #karkat vantas #johnkat #sketch

[blackoutbruh]

homestuck but this is my favorite anime

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #caliborn #caliborn is just a repainted chibita im a genius #im too lazy to draw everyone okay?

[andysapplepies]

:33 < can you draw johndave yaoi i say cutely and cute

yuh!! 🔥

I love johndave! they’re quite the cute pair

#johndave #john egbert #dave strider #homestuck #pepsicola

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy thats really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits

TT: I love the prose and verbage of this post. The first line is almost iambic, gives it rhythm. Word choices like "really odd women" and "seems to have access to" frames the speaker as an outside observer, and establishes a tone of playful curiosity.

TT: The lack of punctuation says casual, but the overall flow hints at poetry. We get a fun little half-serious observation about Family Guy, and then the author caps it off with a word like "minxy." What a choice. Delightfully anachronistic, yet nails of the particular air of disheveled blasé glamour evoked by these screenshots.

EB: rose, i love you, i defend and support you, you are my friend forever and you made a turkish dish for me while i was high. but i think i understand why people want to kill you. it’s the jock response. everything you’re saying here is authentic and sincere but that makes me uncomfortable and i am going to shove you in a locker overnight. i hope that’s okay with you.

TT: I know my role as the comically arrogant twink heel, and wear it with pride befitting an artist of my station. Still friends, darling?

EB: no. i was gonna say yes but then you had to pull out the. italics. you talk like a michelin star restaurant reviewer and a warhammer redditor had a child and left it in the woods to be raised by people who say “oh my gods!!”

TG: this websites hate mail game is fucking insane

#submission #jade wakes up to this conversation and shes like what the FUCK are you people talking about #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #rose lalonde #john egbert