if i had a dollar for everytime i read a cod fic that described the sex with “his fat cock kissed your spongy cervix” bro-
good sir, why are you touching my doubloons? do you know that actually feels like you’re ripping the seven gates of hell open through my insides??💕
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THE FACT THAT GABRIEL HAS TO WEAR AZIRAPHALE’S CLOTHES HAS ME FUCKING YELLING
(New official promo poster from Amazon)
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Jacks: I really care for Evangeline, she's my love, my little fox, I would do anything for her, if anyone hurts her I will destroy them, she might be my one true lo--
Also Jacks: Im a fate your nothing but a tool to me
Us Readers:😐😑
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Eggman: I hope those rodents get crushed by a plane!
Some other villain: yeah fuck those rodents!
Eggman:…
Eggman: 🔫😡
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Thor 1 has so much banger dialogue and visuals that are that way because of the very specific context they’re in and I love that for them despite all the tilted angle shots 💯✨👍
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Being a system is forgetting your a system for 6 months because life was very stressful and then being gifted back that knowledge and being like "Ooh..." for the 17th time bc plurality is designed to be hidden.
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when that one person u want, to see ur story, isnt seeing it
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power is SUCH a vague word what tf are you talking about ever shannon. what are you saying. revoking her right to use that word
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my mom is being so annoying like ily and all but shut the fuck up and let me do my shit you helicopter parent
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I gender envy the fourth doctor sooo much it hurts
Like his style, voice, hair and just the way he presents himself is just AHHH I NEED THE GENDER
Sorry i just needed to get that out of my system
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Bruh what the fuck is today holy shit
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tiny solomon bday post :D
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i would love to wear a skirt, but alas i doubt anyone around me would like to see me in a skirt exposing my hairy legs, yet now that i think of it, shorts are fine? Why can't I wear a skirt, no dabloons :c me treasure chest be empty. A pirate like me has no time to shave me legs, especially not me peg, she be covered in barnacles.
i was possessed by a pirate and um well im leaving it in but yeah
point is that um.... i want a skirt but im poor and ugly
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"Why are you allowed to make fun of my religion but I'm not allowed to say anything kind of derogatory about your gender or sexuality?" -My Mom
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i feel like my writing doesn't..... write . especially not like it used to . 🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️
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