102 notes
·
View notes
It just hit me that C-137 Morty didn't just hug Rick after he beat his family's killer to death--Prime was also Morty's biological grandfather. Rick walked out covered in Morty's grandfather's blood.
Not that Morty should feel bad for Prime because he was a monster, but damn. He wasn't joking when he told C-137 "You're my grandpa, Rick."
56 notes
·
View notes
no because the greater intergalactic community must have been SO confused when rick started carting morty around. like, the intergalactic terrorist known for having no morals and fucking everyone over is suddenly taking this random fucking human kid with him everywhere.
and at first, people are like, maybe the kid is a victim of some kind, like he was kidnapped or something, but nope! according to everyone who's interacted with the two of them together, he seems to be traveling with this known intergalactic terrorist (mostly) willingly!
and then, someone hears the kid call the rick sanchez "grandpa" and the intergalactic internet goes wild.
so people start trying to figure out how the hell rick fucking sanchez managed to get a grandson, and why the hell he's bringing said grandson along on his various errands and genocides. because this kid doesnt really come across as some crazy genius, or epic fighter, or anything like that! but one day, a story begins to spread starting from one of rick's former business partners.
see, this former business partner of rick's thought it would be a good idea to knowingly sell rick fake k-lax, and rick didnt react too kindly to it. but, as the story goes, just as rick goes to send a bullet right through the guy's skull, the kid stops him. he gets rick to stand down as long as the guy gives rick a refund. so this guy survives crossing rick sanchez because some human kid had some sort of sway over rick!
the kid's name gets leaked. it's morty.
so maybe some of rick's enemies decide kidnapping morty will be a good way to get sway over this intergalactic terrorist. and they lock morty up, sure, but theyre not that worried about using the most secure locks or hiding the guns or anything like that. after all, the kid's a pacifist, right?
then imagine their surprise when this human kid comes guns blazing out of the burning wreckage of their base, coated in the guards' blood, just in time to hop into rick's ship (which only just arrived) like its no big deal.
and people realize that this kid might be more of a threat than they thought.
and, eventually, morty smith's presence is almost as intimidating and panic-inducing as the presence of rick sanchez.
and people on space tumblr edit flower crowns onto pictures of morty that they stole from news websites.
56 notes
·
View notes
I am SO normal about the fact that Rick doesn't just have any carefully folded picture of Morty in the front pocket of his wallet, no, no, no. It's specifically of Morty smiling. Dude could've literally gotten any photo of Morty, hell probably just could've took a picture of Morty on one of their adventures, but no. He wanted one specifically of Morty smiling. He wanted to look at the photo and be reminded of his grandson being happy. It looks like a school photo, Rick, reminding you this is Rick fucking Sanchez, cares enough about his grandson, that he will literally send money to a school, just so he can have a picture of his grandbaby smiling. Again, Prime proves to be right, Rick really is a sentimental little fella. I can't I can't. No I am not crying I am a totally normal person shut up.
53 notes
·
View notes
are old people allowed to be tender in public???
asking for a friend
50 notes
·
View notes
Rick explainig Morty how to use a the portal gun
THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST! (Edit: this request was owed from a bit ago. I just take a long time to getting to these.)
Rick and Morty having a bonding moment over the how the portal gun works.
27 notes
·
View notes
rick, morty, and summer
i believe rick DOES love his grandkids. they always seem to be the happiest when they're together
whether it's rick, and summer
or rick and morty
or the trio of them together; rick, morty, and summer
they all love each other! that's what family is all about...rick loves his grandkids, and summer and morty love their grandpa
30 notes
·
View notes
Sometimes im trying to find more rick and Morty content and i remember that there are like normal cis straight men who enjoy rick and Morty in a neurotypical way and perceive rick as a sigma male who they should model themselves after bc he’s narcissistic and ‘misogynistic’ and like whatever shit. But he’s literally pansexual canonically dated a trans person and like is canonically autistic, plus everyone in the show is gay. I really forget that people watch this show for the ‘dark humor’ rather than like. Autistic enjoyment and every time i see someone say “season 7 is shit” and “the lore parts suck” and like insult Rick’s character development i lose my shit
36 notes
·
View notes
"When It comes to his beanie it's no small deal, Rick on the other hand doesn't care at all."
These are my r&m oc's from a story I'm still writing, (they're not from the same universe)
Rick x-243 & Morty ??-473
27 notes
·
View notes
24 notes
·
View notes
I made you. I showed you infinity.
And what did you do with it?
Hang out with my grandson...?
...raise echoes of my daughter?
What’s your life without me?
Admit it. You would’ve been me.
I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine!
But eventually you did!
You lived in my house!
2K notes
·
View notes
biblically accurate morty
2K notes
·
View notes
“irreplaceable”
the one word where morty figured out this wasn’t really rick.
and no wonder morty believes rick could just up and replace him any day. because there’s infinite versions of him, after all. because there’s infinite other things that are better than him. because, for the longest time, every other day, rick kept on telling him how replaceable he is.
no wonder he was scared that hug wouldn't have been real.
but, truth is, rick would’ve jumped after him (if he had thought morty was in real danger).
truth is, rick would have performed in front of a crowd for him.
truth is, rick would anything, just about anything, for him. he would travel the longest distances just to get him back. he would spoil him with gadgets and gifts. he would forgo the chance to see his wife again just so he could spend the rest of the evening with him.
truth is, morty was wrong.
2K notes
·
View notes
Guys. Guys. Guys. Listen to me. I just noticed this and am so totally normal about this I promise you. Look at their parkas. THEY ARE WEARING MATCHING PARKAS! THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE AWWWW
28 notes
·
View notes