#My personal headcanon is that God created the Marigold's children because she was nostalgic of her golden kid Jesus

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Some TUA incorrect quotes about God

Spoilers s3 I think?

God: Jesus is the kid who made me want to have more kids.

God: Klaus is the kid who made me regret to had 43 more.

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Jesus: *die crucified* Hey mom, sorry I came home a little early.

God: Oh my sweet baby, don't worry I will give you a little add so you can say goodbye to your friends and then I will make cookies for when you came back :)

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Klaus: *die* Sup' mom! I know you said I hadn't curfew but I'm here <3

God: I didn't say you hadn't curfew I said I disown you, get out of my house.

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God: Jesus! My sweet baby, I love you so much 🥺. You're such a good kid, I was so mad when humans killed you! Didn't the abilities I gave you were good enough? *sob* I want more kids, I'm sure they will be sweetheart like you. This time I'm gonna make them fucking badass so humans can't fuck up my babies >:(

*creates the Marigold's children*

*17 years later*

Half of them are dead or are claimed missing. 13 of them have been traumatized by Reggie. Five fucked up time and reality. Viktor caused the apocalypse directly or indirectly three times. Christopher is a cube. Klaus keeps dying and being a disrespectful little bitch.

God: What I have done...

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Klaus: Why don't you just let me in the afterlife! Are you homophobic >:( ?

God: I'm literally a lesbian you're just an asshole.

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God: Yes I love all my children equally. Jesus, Viktor, Five, Allison, /insert all the names of the Marigold's children/ and *reading the palm of her hand* Klovs...

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Dave: *arriving in the afterlife* Hum, hello, are you God?

God: Since you're weird enough for falling in love with the ghosty bitch I don't know if it's a good idea of letting you in.

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God "I created you so I can choose what I love or not": Yes I'm the superior being of life. An entity full of love and mercy.

Klaus: Hi.

God: Except for you.

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