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woozapooza · 6 months
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Omg FINALLY. I have been waiting for a direct interaction between Christopher and AJ since season 1!
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gravitysrainbow · 10 months
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Finally hit the second half of season 6 on my Sopranos rewatch. It’s my favorite season of the show, and by that I mean at this point there is a knot of anxiety and despair in my stomach every time the theme song plays
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shmreduplication · 5 months
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I'm not going to go back and review but I'm p sure he camera has been moving to a different location every time Pussy meets with his cop
Like earlier conversations, the camera was definitely outside of the car, looking at it head on and giving us a profile of the characters because they were talking to each other. I think I remember a more recent conversation where the camera was outside the cardoor windows looking and giving us a more-or-less headon view of the characters
this conversation, the camera is in the backseat of the car so we're getting like a 1/4 view of both of them. I don't think I've ever seen this camera angle used for a car conversation where both characters are in the front seats and there's no one in the back seats. really really interesting
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mouse-wife · 6 months
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Sorry I’m late to the HL2VRAI stream everyone, very rude of me.
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Oh my god it’s the wrong stream. Sorry about that everyone. Could you excuse me for a second? I need to figure out what’s going on.
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What the heck?
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It’s a Breaking Bad stream?
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Yeah, the trailer and opening were a fake out. It’s a prank.
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On me?
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No, you know. It’s just a joke!
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What’s the joke exactly?
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What do you mean?
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HLVRAI doesn't sound anything like that. So what's the joke? That I thought I would get to see Benry and Bubby and Sunkist again? Because that's pretty funny actually. It would be a great day for me if I got to watch a stream and think Benry is gonna show up.
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That's not the joke. It was just like.. y'know... what if it was HL2VRAI?
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I think we covered what would happen Wayne, I'd get to see my pretty little Benry.
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Okay everyone, I think it's time to move on and watch the stream. The fake out thing was stupid. Wayne, you wanna get us up to speed on what's happening in Breaking Bad?
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Can I just ask? What's next?
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Sorry?
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What's the next joke? Bubby movie trailer that's actually Better Call Saul? Portal but the AI but it's really The Sopranos?
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Book of Benry reveal trailer so good it make me think I'm mighty sick. I'm rushed to the hospital and I'm there for hours and miss my Tommy Coolata rp meetup?
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Nobody wants you to miss your Tommy RP meetup.
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Then what's the joke? That while I'm on the operating table Benry is rushed in because he got in a plane crash and has a metal bolt through his head, but he bleeds out in the waiting room. Because the doctors are too busy trying to explain to me what a joke trailer is? Is that the joke? On the man's widow?
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You got him Wayne. You reeeally got him.
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THIS IS A BETRAYAL ON LEVELS THAT NO ONE'S EVER SEEN!
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Permission to go home, lie down, and watch HLVRAI Commentary so my face isn't beet red for my Tommy Coolatta rp meetup?
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Yes, yes.
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fandom · 2 years
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Movies
“Gabagool fast.”—Sonic, if he was in The Sopranos
Encanto
Spider-Man: No Way Home +35
The Batman
Lord of the Rings
Turning Red
The Super Mario Bros. Movie +35
Eternals +38
Thor: Love and Thunder +41
Venom -8
Dune
Twilight -4
Do Revenge
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Dead Poets Society -6
All Too Well
Sonic the Hedgehog
Scream +4
Top Gun: Maverick
Howl’s Moving Castle
Nope
Big Hero 6
Deadpool +5
The Hobbit -9
The Amazing Spider-Man
Venom: Let There Be Carnage
Morbius
Don’t Worry Darling
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Spirited Away -12
Justice League -11
Black Panther -16
The Little Mermaid
Megamind +2
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Pirates of the Caribbean
Saw +7
The Old Guard -33
Girl, Interrupted
Frozen -16
Star Wars: Episode III—Revenge of the Sith
Shazam
Mean Girls +5
How to Train Your Dragon -6
Soul -28
The Matrix
Luca -45
It
Beauty And The Beast
American Psycho
The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.
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Musings on Ice-Pick Joe
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I'm not sure why no one is talking about Ice-Pick Joe's death scene, especially with rumors of the Ice-Pick Joe prequel circulating the internet.
The scene where Ice-Pick Joe walked by Sofia's window on his way to the fateful meeting with Katya, stopping to lean against the light post long enough to see two silhouettes come together. (I can't be the only one who was getting Blue Velvet vibes in that scene?) Why isn't anyone talking about his longing? The voyeurism? His fear of abandonment stemming from childhood trauma...after all, his mother picked him, of all his siblings, to leave at the orphanage! She left him with nothing but those appleseeds that he carried around in his pockets.
I'm absolutely sure that Sofia was the unnamed child in Joe's flashback (Jodie Foster was so good as the scrappy, androgynous best friend. She did have a limp in that scene when they were running from the cemetery. We don't actually know at what age Sofia lost her leg. And Donny Osmond was the perfect young Ice-Pick Joe!)
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If you watch closely, she had the same birthmark on her shoulder in that first awkward kiss scene that Sofia had when she and Katya fought that night of her birthday, when she ripped her blouse and threw her glass of champagne at the wall.)
But back to Joe on the empty street, those shadows against the wall like shadow puppets, and the way the clock motif came back at that moment? Such haunting music, reprised again in the film score during Joe's death (I still cry when I hear "The Demise of Ice-Pick Joe". Linking to it here, because I played it on repeat when the movie was over. Brilliant and haunting.)
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Remember how the flashbacks showed us that Ice-Pick Joe was really superstitious and believed that he had inherited his grandmother's gifts? If you watch the way Joe looks at the shadows and then down at his watch, you can see him hesitate before going to the docks. Was he hearing voices?
Most people agree that the shadows on the wall looked like a child, but I'm not sure that Ice-Pick Joe's hesitation to go to the dock was about his own son. I think the shadows looked more like that kiss flashback when he and Sofia were children. The frame and perspective are almost the same angle, as if they are being watched from below.
Either way, he is clearly making the choice to leave the past behind that brings him to his tragic and senseless death.
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I would love to know what happened that took that gentle young Joe who loved to sing and turned him into the tortured stoic we meet in Goncharov, the only affection reserved for his cat, Mrs. Claws.
(I can't help but wonder if they meant for her to be an echo of Le Befana, the Italian winter witch-goddess who sometimes gets translated as Mrs. Claus? After all, his mama's last words to him when she kissed him goodbye were, "If you're a very good boy, maybe La Befana will bring you to a new home on Epiphany morning, a warm home full of food and presents." Poor Joe never finds that home.) You know, I think that was the first time I heard about Le Befana, and that was one of the inspirations that led me down the road to my own version of Mother Christmas.
Does anyone know if it's true that the Ice-Pick Joe prequel got permission to use "Hotel California" as its theme song? I wonder if we're going to get the story of his time as an unskilled laborer in the vineyards of Napa in the 60s? I was never clear about how he got to America and then back to Italy with a small fortune and hitman skills? They're saying it's like Better Call Saul meets the Sopranos meets Twin Peaks. I'm here for it, especially if they can get Cole Sprouse to play young Ice-Pick Joe.
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henrysglock · 1 year
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Mother is God, In The Eyes of a Child
This has got to be my farthest-fetched theory, and its more of a collection of observations that weave together than an actual theory. However...there's something distinctly weird about all this.
It started here:
Max steps on spider egg sacs in Vecna's mind lair, and the babies spill out.
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"If there's a spider, you're never gonna find it 'till it lays eggs and the babies spill out"
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Then Vecna killing Patrick while looking distinctly like a spider on a web, a direct comparison to those black widows.
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And I talked in the discord chat talking with Em for a while like. They. They wouldn't. Right? And I've been sitting here thinking about the last time I said "they wouldn't...right?" So here we go.
"Of course you have a mother. You couldn't really have been born without one."
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But Mama is dead...
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just like One doesn't exist.
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And whoever you are, either you aren't home (which, you're "Terry's daughter" in Terry's home which was decorated for you in hopes that you'd come home 🤨)...or you aren't Terry's daughter.
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but wait: Mr. Mom? Perfect!
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Mr. Mom...which leads straight to the lab going haywire:
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Because of the Mind Flayer, who we know is (most likely) a version of Edward.
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And "sleepyhead" is a parent thing...but it's specifically a mom thing, and it comes from the guy who's likely Edward. Why are you, as a man, so distinctly mother?
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And so I'm looking at all of his God coding:
And I'm looking at his talk of spiders, particularly black widows, being the gods of our world:
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There's also this particular dialogue parallel with Carrie's mother:
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As well as Black Widow "God of Our World" 001 and Henry "Sensitive (Gay) Child" Creel, framed this way in back to back shots.
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One of them has the rainbow flag and the other's got the black widow spider, makes sense...right? (Sure. Except not really.)
He also has a ton of God coding in his music choices:
Except, when we look at the songs he alone or he and El are overlaid with...Akhnaten is functionally a mezzo-soprano. In the pieces we hear specifically, Akhnaten sings in the same range or higher than Nefertiti.
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Which then gets me thinking about the Silent Hill parallels (that Em has talked about here), and specifically this one line of dialogue from Dahlia:
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And the fact that every single black widow spider reference regarding Henward/Vecna/001 has been about female black widows, never male ones:
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As well as a good portion of his rant being about:
- Being vaguely broken (what's wrong with him is never said) - His kinship with spiders (specifically the female black widows) - Society's oppressive made-up rules - Being forced to pretend (unspecificed as to what, exactly, he's pretending about...all we get is "a silly, terrible play") - Reproduction
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Then the fact that Vecna kind of has a thing for showing up as mothers:
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And on top of all that...the fact that Vecna somehow lost his dick along the way. Where did it go????????
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There's also all the birthing and reproduction imagery that goes along with the UD, most blatantly in the scene where El crawls out of the same hole the Demogorgon came through:
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As well as these movies from the ST4 Movie Board:
Ace Ventura Pet Detective: Finkle has a sex change to assume a new identity and seek vengeance.
Let The Right One In: Vampire girl who is really a boy being forced to live as a girl
Sleepaway Camp: Girl named Angela who is actually a boy named Peter being forced by his aunt to live as a girl after his twin sister (the real Angela) was killed in an accident. (Wibble knows more about this one than I do, but I'm staring at Peter Ballard and all of our Angela's parallels to the lab)
Splice: Female Human-Animal hybrid "dies" (is actually in a coma) and undergoes a spontaneous sex change to male and proceeds to go berserk.
Silence of the Lambs: Main villain is a blonde, wavy-haired cross-dressing serial killer.
And then with the parallels to Room (even if it isn't on the ST4 Movie Board):
Plus Will's Alan Turing poster and the castration stuff that goes along with that..and the "Henry" that shows up behind him:
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What in the gender is going on here?
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danishprince · 1 year
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👻 gotnospleengene
Guys help i think my hbo stopped working...does anyone have an episode link/torrent?? Thank uuuuuu
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🧑‍🦯 corradoslittlemeowmeow 🔁 itsthree-o-cock Follow
pictured: david chase when you ask him what the FUCK that was supposed to mean
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#WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGG
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👰‍♀️ chrisdriananation
ok AJ kind of slayed this ep. i'll say it
#[forcibly distracting myself from the ending] haha my baby is growing up :') #the sopranos
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⚰️ soprano-home-movies 🔁 adrianaaaaaaa
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🗣 journeythebandhater
WHAT. WHAT NO THAT
THAT CAN'T BE IT
WHAT
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🧸 gabaghouls35
just got back from dinner with my stupid fucking FAMILY...time to watch the sopranos finale yay :)
#ough so fucking annoying. nothing i hate more than family dinner
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🎆 cunninglinguistpsychiatrist 🔁 thebesttisoverr
Meadow walking inside after successfully parallel parking
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🕺🏼 silviocunte
david chase i am IN YOUR WALLS!!!
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#ALIVEGANG WE RISE!!!
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🕴varstittyathlete
No that was sooooo perfect though. Regardless of "what happened" right there he's on edge and he's going to be on edge for the rest of his life and——bam. Girl the themes and motifs
#the sopranos
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👾sixteeeendeadczechs
my tv just?? turned black???? well i hope everyone who actually got to see the ending enjoyed it.
#sopranos liveblog temporarily paused until i figure this shit out LMAO #if my roommate forgot to pay for wifi again it is ON SIGHT
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batrachised · 5 months
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I will never get over Faith's poor rooster Adam...
Almost 20 years since I first read the book and I could still cheerfully do a violence to the aunt on Faith's behalf.
LM Montgomery is so skilled at writing situations where you're gnashing your teeth at the sheer injustice of it! Poor Faith! Poor Adam! I do love the little snippet we get of Adam's perspective:
“Shoo, there,” commanded Mrs. Davis, poking her flounced, changeable-silk parasol at him. Adam shooed. He was a wise rooster and Mrs. Davis had wrung the necks of so many roosters with her own fair hands in the course of her fifty years that an air of the executioner seemed to hang around her. Adam scuttled through the hall as the minister came in.
While i'm on the subject of roosters though, I do have a story. When we were little, my family rescued a chick from a school that had done that weird "have dyed chicks for easter" thing. If you don't know what that is, I have no explanation. All I know is that apparently in some places around Easter they have dyed chicks as presents or decorations (?!), and this little chick was literally green. Since this was obviously not a great situation for the wee ball of fluff, we took it home and raised it while it was still small.
My older sister took the charge. She decided that if this rooster was going to survive, he had to be tough. So, in something straight out of the karate kid, my sister (who went on to work in animal training related things lol) put together a program. She taught him karate (yes, really) by trying to train him to kick on command, along with a series of other (non-harmful) exercises that I don't remember at this point. He'd stand on top of her head. She tried to get him to wade in his water bowl. All in all, I'd say he received an thorough education, at least as thorough as a ten year old girl can bestow.
As the rooster got older, we decided to give him to a relative who lived in the country and needed a rooster. He deserved more space, he needed to go on to live his rooster life, and this worked out well for everyone. More than well - apparently this was one of the best roosters my relative ended up ever having. You know why? He viciously protected those hens lmao. He was the king of his domain, and he made sure everyone knew it. Whenever we visited this relative, we could hear him from across the yard crowing loudly, lengthily, and repeatedly, in a bold sing song of a "COCKLE-DOODLE-DO." He lived a very content life as master of all he could see. After a rough beginning, he rose to the top in something out of every sports movie. He was the Caesar of the coop.
Unfortunately, years later I learned that he had passed. Ah, I thought to myself, even the best of us must go. I was a little taken aback to learn that he'd been killed by a younger rooster. Overthrown, you might say. Well, that's nature, I thought to myself. Cold and brutal in ways we can't understand. It's simply the circle of life, to quote the lion king. While he had an arc straight of the sopranos (he went from the streets to the throne), our rooster was finally at rest, I believed.
Not my sister. My sister maintained fiercely that--and I am in no way exaggerating--that our rooster had been murdered, and murdered in cold blood. By our relative, you might be thinking, given the context of the passage above? No--by the younger rooster. What I chalked up to nature she chalked up to premeditated intent. I'm not going to lie, I found this ridiculous. Cause of death, sure, but murder? She railed on about injustice; I thought to myself, "It's chickens."
Fast forward a decade later. I'm remember this story and laughing about it - hey, remember when you were little and thought our rooster was murdered? - only to get this response from my nearly thirty year old sister:
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I then proceeded to learn some facts of the case I hadn't known before.
What I'd heard as a child: a younger rooster killed him. I presumed in a fight or squabble of some sort.
What I learned as an adult: he was surrounded by more than one younger rooster and attacked, in a straight up Ides of March moment.
My comparison to him as a character in the Sopranos - as Julius Caesar himself - was more accurate than anyone could have known. Rise up to the top, only to be defeated by (likely) his own sons, those closest to him. As my sister stated:
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mifhortunach · 11 months
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Emily St. James' Sopranos Reviews for the AV Club
Season One The Sopranos 46 Long & Anger, Denial, Acceptance Meadowlands & College Pax Soprana & Down Neck The Legend of Tennesse Moltisanti & Boca A Hit is a Hit & Nobody Knows Anything Isabella & I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano
Season Two Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office... & Do Not Resuscitate Toodle-Fucking-Oo & Commendatori Big Girls Don't Cry & The Happy Wanderer D-Girl & Full Leather Jacket From Where to Eternity & Bust Out House Arrest & The Knight in White Satin Armour Funhouse
Continues under the cut :)
Season Three Mr. Ruggerio's Neighborhood Proshai, Livushka Fortunate Son Employee of the Month Another Toothpick University Second Opinion He is Risen The Telltale Moozadell ... To Save Us All From Satan's Power... Pine Barrens Amour Fou The Army of One Season Four For All Debts Public and Private No Show Christopher The Weight Pie-O-My Everybody Hurts Watching Too Much Television Mergers and Acquisitions Whoever Did This The Strong, Silent Type Calling All Cars Eloise Whitecaps
Season Five Two Tonys Rat Pack Where's Johnny? All Happy Families... Irregular Around the Margins Sentimental Education In Camelot Marco Polo Unidentified Black Males Cold Cuts The Test Dream Long Term Parking All Due Respect
Season Six Members Only Join the Club Mayham The Fleshy Part of the Thigh Mr. & Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request... Live Free or Die Luxury Lounge Johnny Cakes The Ride Moe n' Joe Cold Stones Kaisha
Season Six Pt. 2 / Season Seven Soprano Home Movies Stage 5 Remember When Chasing It Walk Like a Man Kennedy and Heidi The Second Coming The Blue Comet Made in America
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squijim · 5 months
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some initial thoughts on the pjo premier!!
[SPOILERS AHEAD FOR EP. 1&2]
Overall rating for the premier: 7/10
a lot of the departures from the original text felt unnecessary to me:
GABE — like most people have said, this version of gabe feels... benign. the book does a great job of setting the scene for percy's home when he comes home from Yancy: a bunch of greasy men, farting and burping and insulting each other watching a game, surrounded by trash, on a sofa. gabe demands money for the taxi and insults percy ("i wouldn't act so snooty, brainboy") to his face, before percy goes into his bedroom and sees old magazines, empty beer cans, dirty sneakers, and general misuse of his space due to gabe. this gabe feels harmless? the fact that he has control over tv!sally's phone is an interesting new detail, but this angle is glossed over almost immediately.
the most impactful part of gabe's character is that sally made the sacrificing of withstanding verbal, emotional, financial, AND physical abuse (percy talks about gabe's "guy secret" i.e. punching his lights out if he doesn't pay him, him realizing gabe probably hits sally) to protect percy, but given that tv!sally argues back, does not compromise to appease him, doesn't help the audience understand that relationship right away. in some ways, i feel like movie!gabe was more accurate in this way; he slaps sally's ass showing a blatant disrespect for her, and has a more aggressive relationship with percy, which while maybe more extreme, is more accurate to book!gabe and percy's confusion and indignance at their relationship. as far as current tv!gabe, it doesn't feel like the medusa head is an appropriate, measured response nor does it feel like the only tool at sally's disposal to escape.
GROVER — Grover betraying Percy feels so unneeded? Grover, later on in the episode, says he needed to expel Percy from Yancy to protect him from more monsters finding him... but this foundation hasn't been laid for it to feel real. Not only does Grover not know this information, but it feels disingenuous considering we've never seen any other indications that monsters are actively hunting percy aside from Mrs. Dodds; the books mention a snake slithering into his crib, a cyclops stalking him on a playground, but pjotv omits this entirely... so Grover's warning doesn't add up. The tv show, in my opinion, could've left this play out exactly as it did in the book... which leads me to my next point:
SALLY — Women don't have to be sassy to be strong. That is not who Sally is. Sally is described in the book as someone who Percy has never heard say a mean word to anyone, and while she is motherly, it again diminishes the sacrifice she made to be with Gabe and just feels unrecognizable as a character. I thought the acting was fine, but maybe it's different coming as someone who knows the book intimately. It just feels like Percy encouraging Sally to finally stand up for herself and choose the path best for her for once is less impactful if she's already been standing up for herself against Gabe's character for years, especially while Percy has been away...
PERCY HIMSELF — Don't get me wrong, Walker Scobell is a GREAT choice for Percy. The Kraft Mac'n'Cheese commercial alone is proof of that. But where is that naturally sassy performance in these first two episodes? The only thing hinting at a sarcastic Percy is the throwaway cafeteria joke ("hey kids, wanna talk about the monsters in my head...?"), but this Percy (so far) lacks impertinence. There are so many opportunities in first few chapters alone that TV!Percy could've incorporated— ditching Grover at the bus station, talking back to Gabe ("kick you in your soft spot, make you sing soprano for a week"), talking back to Mr. D, talking back to Clarisse after the bathroom explodes, etc. While Walker has definitely leaned into the confused Percy character, which is very real, I feel like one of the most important aspects of Percy is his sarcasm and pessimistic humor, which is weirdly absent. He gets kicked out of Yancy originally not for pushing Nancy into the pool, but because his failing grades, bickering with teachers, and general misplaced anger. This is important!! This parallels what happened to Luke after he comes back from his quest, it foreshadows why Percy alone can see Luke for who he is (not solely evil or solely misguided), and it is why Luke tries to convert him to the army initially, because they are foils.
MR. D — The Gods have to feel untouchable because that is one of the recurring themes and sources of resentment for Kronos's army throughout the books. Despite Mr. D's proximity to the campers, book!Percy has to toe the line of respect with him because of his sheer power. Mr. D being played as humorous rather than repugnant diminishes this effect, because it's not yet clear to the viewers why Percy has to respect him, or why Percy would want to disrespect him. Jason's characterization feels a bit more awkward, less developed than it could be with his acting chops, and like a regular counselor making an inappropriately-timed joke rather than an asshole the campers must begrudgingly respect. He even treats Grover and Percy much more kindly than the book one ever would, so I'm curious to see how this will play when Tantalus comes into the picture in season two.
This is just some initial thoughts! I thought Annabeth, Clarisse, and Luke were pretty great, and I like the introduction of Chris Rodriguez earlier on in the story, it sets up his importance pretty well. I wish we had gotten to see Percy flourish more in Cabin Eleven so that his loneliness in Cabin 3 is more poignant; same goes for the gaslighting period at Yancy which could've been emphasized more since it really fucked with him. I think the film location for Camp Half-Blood is gorgeous and I'm so excited to see the new locations the group goes to.
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zoethebitch · 9 months
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finished season 5 of the sopranos. we're in the home stretch but I think season 6 is double season it's like 24 episodes if I remember. it is nice being able to stream it the last time I watched the sopranos was way back when netflix used to send you dvds in the mail. watched the whole series that way and i hadn't seen it since until the last few weeks.
once I finish the series I was originally planning on watching The Many Saints of Newark. but I think first I'm gonna watch the other Sopranos movie, nickelodeon's Nicky Deuce starring the guy who played Gibby.
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moosenaround2448 · 4 months
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Ask game tag from @dare-g (hey thanks friend sorry this took forever lmao :3)
Last Song You Listened To:
Other than the songs I posted just before this, I've had this one man project called KidMotor on repeat. Total random discovery and I love it. Every EP is different but I'm really into 777 Lives, this art student kid from Vancouver with family originally from Mexico captures the sound of sun bleached west coast post-punk in one song and transitions seamlessly into some ambient dark synthwave in another. I really really really recommend listening to every project on his bandcamp.
Last Movie You Watched: Recently rewatched the original 1976 Assault On Precinct 13 by John Carpenter. I can't get enough of that score.
Currently Watching: I honestly don't watch many new shows or much of anything really unless it's Sopranos or The Wire for the 100th time lmao so it's a lot of youtube, currently a compilation of the Super Best Friends L.A. Noir let's play on in the background every now and then.
Other Things You've Watched This Year: Ah see above for my boring answer lmao. OH! FUNNY CONNECTION I saw the latest Tom Cruise Mission Impossible movie with my dad the last time I visited home and it happened to be in the 3 screen theater :^)
Currently Reading: Forever Words - The Unknown Poems by Johnny Cash
Currently Listening To: at this very moment, Glycerine by Bush on repeat. In a general sense, been looking for and listening to underground lofi black metal projects and the like.
Currently Working On: Uhhhh I'm kinda between projects atm I guess. A few weeks ago I finished an activity/sensory board for my niece and nephew. My buddies and I are co-opping Dead Island 2 if that counts.
Current Obsession: Now that my pc is up and running again I'd like to try to get back into mixing vaporwave/mallsoft again and potentially making videos to go along with it. And my leopard gecko Godzilla :3
Tagging folks do it if you wanna no pressure <3
@200-penis-gnomes @manybackflips@soyuzam @mia-wiah @honeyed-simmy @hes-one-of-those-gothic-punks @traceamountsoftimetravel @2-easy-peasy @warkitty07 @junkdrawerbrain @shotofchinaco
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chrisevansredbelt · 2 years
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omg with that recent gif set you reblogged, please please please mob!frank wife reader reaction to that moustache 🤭
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pairing: mob!frank castle x reader
warnings: suggestive themes at the end!! but other than that, none! except for slight moustache slander…
summary: readers reaction to mob!franks moustache
˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆。・:*:・゚★,。・:*・゚☆
You jump out of the passenger side of the car, leaving Steve behind to unpack your bags from the car. But you can’t help it.
Frank was waiting for you.
You had just come back from your week long trip in Italy and even though you had all your friends, you missed your hunk of a husband.
He wasn’t able to pick you up from the airport because of an emergency meeting he had to have- he sounded quite angry over the phone when he was explaining it so you didn’t question it much. But from the bouquet of flowers on the passenger seat when you opened the door to Steve’s car, you knew he meant well.
You pass by Bucky, who gives you a curt nod before going off to help Steve.
Just as you’re about to kick the front door down, it’s being opened by none other than Frank.
Neither of you are given another moment to breath as you jump into his embrace, knocking him back a few steps as he catches you. He spins you around then, grasping your ass in his hold as he presses a chaste kiss to your lips.
“Hi baby,” He says once you pull away from his lips, a little abruptly die to the foreign feeling experienced during the kiss. You capture his face in your hands, holding him still and getting a good look at the new addition to his face, “How was your trip?”
You jokingly move your hands from his face, a slight grimace on your face as you brace a hand on his chest, “Don’t move, baby, you’ve got a caterpillar on your top lip.”
Frank takes in your words before tsk’ing, rolling his eyes, “C’mon now,” He sets you down and you lean against his chest, still sussing out the new mo, “I grew it just for you. I heard all the ladies are loving that new Top Gun movie.” You can’t hold back your smile as you stare at his moustache, twitching as he mirrors your smile, “What’s so funny?”
“As if you didn’t already look like you’re straight out of the sopranos.” You say after you’ve had a laugh, a hand on his cheek to have a feel of the strange addition, “It’s a clean shave.” You sigh notably, at least giving him some credit points for his efforts. It wasn’t that bad. Just… took some getting used to.
“See, it’s already growing’ on ya’.” He smiles proudly, smacking on his gum before he’s picking you back up off the floor. You brace yourself against his chest, looking at him a little confused as he leans into your ear, “C’mon, I heard it might feel good.”
Your eyes widen slightly and you bite your lip to hide your excitement. But you can’t help but giggle as he takes you up the stairs of your home, hollering at Steve and Bucky to leave your bags at the front and take the rest of the day off.
It’s not like he’ll be doing anything for the rest of the day other than burying himself inside your pretty pussy that he missed so dearly.
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gah omg sorry this took so long i literally procrastinate so bad
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the way ur brain works.. it's so sexy. i love reading your takes. have you read any new interesting books or seen shows/movies lately? i really liked some of the previous things you recommended
I saw a couple of very good movies— Past Lives and Anatomy of a Fall. Saw The Holdovers and was really disappointed. Oppenheimer was only okay. The Beef with Ali Wong was really great this year.
Read so many great books.
The End of Vandalism, and Pacific, both by Tom Drury
The Client and The Girls by Emma Cline
The Hero of This Book, by Elizabeth McCracken
A Case of the Exploding Mangos, by Mohammed Hamid
I Am Homeless If This Is Not My Home, by Lorrie Moore
Cousins, by Aurora Venturini
I’m Glad My Mom Died, by Jeannete McCurdy
The Great Gatsby, by Scott Fitzgerald
Trust, by Hernan Diaz
Love in the Big City, by Sang Young Park
Station Eleven and The Glass Hotel by Emily St John Mandel
Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, by Gabrielle Zevin
Shows this year: Succession, White Lotus, Beef, The Curse, The Sopranos
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ENTP CRONA DUMP
Not going back on my word, just forgot to post a dump of "ENTP Crona" stuff I planed to just post all at once in a year, but after trying to stop doing stuff like that, I just thought I post what I had and be done with it.
, the thing even I don't really find funny, but I think I have to do it to get it out and book end it. A lot of it isn't really funny, some of it may sound a bit edgy or abrasive, but it's just in good fun, still putting it under the "keep reading thing" because of the amount and shittyness of the "content" Enjoy or yeah...sorry
ENTP Crona experiencing a soul rejection, screaming in agony because of not being able to deal with figuring out if "video games are art" or "video games aren't art" is the more contrarian oppinion at the moment
ENTP Crona reading shizophrenia symptoms on google "Wow, he is literally me"
ENTP Crona fleeing into the desert, going down a hole to cry
Ragnarok "Wait, the cow already killed Medusa a year ago, why we doing this bitch shit again?"
ENTP Crona "I posted a deliberately controversial and edgy meme into the group chat again, when they all see it, I wont be able to deal with how angry everyone will be..."
Soul: "You cant just nonstop spam shit on the internet, people will think you don't have a life"
ENTP Crona: "But I kinda don't..."
Soul: "Still writting on every single subject for 10 hours straight must be tiring and exhaustive, take a break"
ENTP Crona: "But I wrote everything in the last 5 minutes
Soul: "Heh, dont like partys either? Guess reading the room can be stressful even for somebody as cool as me sometimes-"
ENTP Crona "No, I can read it just fine, just then choose to say the thing that sets the roof on fire and regret it five seconds later.
ENTP Crona trying to figure out if Maka subscribes to the theory that Holden is a child abuser himself in "The Catcher in the Rye", only if yes, to arguee that not even the creep teacher was one and it is a misreading, and its actually about idk, read it in school so cant even come up with an explantion.
ENTP Crona trying to cheer up a crying Maka, after she got made fun of for liking bad music by Soul
"No, I like Speeding bullet 2 heaven too! Well except the Beavis and Butthead skits, even I am not that contrarian"
ENTP Crona curled up in the corner of the dark dungeon, not able to face the world, cause liking Ringo Star is to mainstream now but changing to hating him is just too painful...
ENTP Crona after everyone gets confronted with their lives just being fiction
"Well actually I prefere the anime ending"
But after mostly everyone agrees
"But, actually the manga works in a certain way afterall-"
ENTP Crona during the anime only scene where Maka and Crona talk about Maka's mom - its the same scene lol, remember those 4th wall breaking snide comments Crona barely managed to not blabber out loud lol
ENTP Crona "Marvel movies were allways bad"
Marie "Oh you aren't dumb and incompetent!"
ENTP Crona "Why did it took me 8 hours to put together the IKEA table?"
Marie "Oh dont be to hard on yourself, screwing in the table legs upside down could happen to anybody!"
Maka confronting Medusa: I'm here to save ENTP Crona and Mary!
Medusa: Nah, they both are still stuck in the maze going in circles
ENTP Crona after a tourist asks for directions in Death City: "I'll be honest, even though I am living here for years now, I myself cant deal finding my home without google maps"
ENTP Crona "I'm the Joker, baby! (Jared Leto version)"
ENTP Crona "-oh so a glorbo, or smol bean, cinamon bun is a charachter like Paulie from the Sopranos!"
ENTP Crona after trying to read "Finnegans Wake" "Damn, thats how high I still have to climb..."
ENTP Crona watching X:RA "Wow, I actually get 90 percent of the wordplay! This show is great!"
MGMT Patty : "Time to pretend..."
*ENTP Crona visualising all the different ways to take out and kill the people around*
Ragnarok "And I thought I was the psychopath! We aren't even eating souls anymore, whats guipi wrong with you?
ENTP "Grocery shopping is boring and I thought about the 3 different storys I'll never write down enough for one hour..."
ENTP Crona "-and that's why the metodology that is used to diagnose diseases by only relying on a checklist of data points that may have many different origin points is flawed
Stein "I am the doctor with 10 years experience, take your antibiotics prescription and get out!"
Stein, litting a cigarete after ENTP Crona goes out after apologising "Damn, the kid may be right, shit..."
ENTP Crona be like "Actually, I think Epstein is still alive"
ENTP Crona "Yeah Myerrs brigs and Horrorscopes are the same... Because they both actually are describing something and aren't completly wrong, if you know you know...
ENTP Crona actually getting a tatoo even though it is a stupid thing to do in general, because thats the only way to remember Maka's birthday. Cause aint nobody remembering more than 4 digits...
ENTP Crona using all experience and time to reflect, to start a dramatic uplifting speech that leads into Maka defeating the Kishin with a punch- Ah wait thats just what happened in the anime again lol
ENTP Crona: "I wore a dress for most of my life, yet that is not as embarassing as riding on an electric scooter"
ENTP Crona "Oh ofcourse I'm to scatterbrained and lazy to actually finish a webcomic, that's why I included an in universe callout by a charachter, so I will stay motivated out of spite and want of being better than those, proving the mean pixels wrong!"
ENTP Crona: -the setting being the aftermath of a nuclear testing site is a brilliant synedoche of our society pre and post world war 2, how the atomic age is nearly unrecognisable, being both so much more advanced that previous incarnations do not even look human in retrospect, while exagerating ourselfs into cartoon versions of ourselfs do to paranoia and stereotypes, shared faster and faster, that we soak up like Sponges, being the perfect worker and consumer in one - in a way thats Rock Bottom, the breakdown of communication, only restored by recognising the humanity of the other, even if they look at us with even more potent disgust than we already do.
Maka: Wait, I thought these iceberg videos were just supposed to list of fun facts and triva about Spongebob
ENTP Crona: What gave you that idea, Maka?
TERF Maka: I STILL hate J K Rowling
EC: "Borat is racist-"
M: "No the joke is that he exposes the prejudices of the common american person-"
EC "against Kazakhstanis"
M: "No no- wait... you are right..."
EC: "If MF Ghost was with the culture, it would have used Phonk instead of Eurobeat"
EC: "Where the fuck is Marioh Judah?"
*EC annoys excalibur into quitting*
EC :"Im like prince, everybody thinks In gay but actually im homophobic-"
EC: "Non-cellular phones actually had their purpose - like if somebody called them, you would either know nobody is home, or the person who answered could either inform you where the one you are calling is if you didnt reach the person or just find them - also the fact it was in the same spot ment nobody lost it and could allways find it when needed and it never ran out of battery, also-"
M: "If you don't like the phonecase I gifted you just say so...
R: "Dude, dont we still use mirrors for comunication"
EC "Think Im constrained by the limitations of canons?"
TRAD Tsubaki "Well they didn't make a sign of the cross in the church, so they kinda deserved being slayn by Ragnarok..."
M "Hey you are looking down, everything ok?
EC "Thanks for caring, but the thing is, to explain it all, all the connections and reasons and evidence would make me just look more weird and whiny, and this all, including the fact that I cant even say why I cant say without being whiny and long winged is part of it...
EC "I used trouble not descending into negative loops of self pity and disgust with myself and the world... But then I just developed a hyperfixation on not-having-hyperfixations"
???? Death: IDK
EC *reading the bible* "It even predicted people obssesing over lolcows with the whole golden calf story, damn...
EC: Rip Kissinger
EC: Slouching? No, I'm just posture-divergent
EC: I do love myself - one has to love even their biggest enemy...
EC in the future:
M: Are you really ready for children?
EC: I accidentally watched a trailer for despicable me 4, and after hearing all the pandering 80s song and repetitive family hinjix humor I just thought "Oh, how cozy would this be to watch with my Kids and Wife!"
So yeah, I CAN deal with it
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