innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like
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bug date!! it's a choose your own adventure if that whole bouquet is JUST joltiks or also flowers
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i know all the Peepaws are probably like. 6ft+ pure apocalypse beef & grief but somehow OMO!Leonardo gives me Short King vibes.
Peepaw Multiverse but there is one F!Leo like a head shorter than the rest and it‘s OMO!Leonardo
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I love that after failing to find the Antichrist and the whole Anathema incident, they stopped at a diner on the way back to London.
Just two ethereal/occult beings who don't need to eat or drink, racing against a ticking clock to stop the end of the world, but Aziraphale needs his cake and Crowley needs his coffee, dammit.
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Psych is such a great show because practically every character is the absolute Silliest of Billies and this fact only becomes clearer the further you watch into the show.
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i think its really funny that eon can never keep track of when pride actually is, sorry.
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Death! Death to Silvio!!!
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i’m obsessed with the idea of cult leader!geto pining for a reader who just fucking hates him i don’t know why just. maybe it’s someone from his past that he left behind when he defected, maybe they’re bitter and spiteful and all they do is hiss and bite but he’s so smitten. you can do no wrong in his eyes. he deserves the curses and anger, and he receives them with a smile and eyes full of hearts. he gets giddy when you scowl at him. he just thinks you’re love personified. he’s so gentle and patient that it’s infuriating because nothing you do or say will get him to bite back. it’s like you’re a kitten gnawing at his fist but he does nothing but coo at you even when you draw blood.
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Beeble :)))
gASP THE LIL G U Y
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User: (writes 99 pages of someone screaming in joy)
404: (tears of joy) is for me??
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AshtonIrwin: “We collide again, the moonlight on your skin, I feel your tidal pleasures“🌙 ✍🏻 🌊
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god i want. an au where it dosn't work. where it's just arr g'raha who's woken up, and he doesn't have all these memories and all these people keep looking at him like they're mourning someone. the world has changed and time has changed and all the people he knows have changed, but he hasn't changed, he was just sleeping, just sleeping, and the world nearly ended several times and apparently he helped prevent yet another end but he has no memory of this. they want him to join the scions. he does not know these people. (he barely knows the warrior of light, now, but did he ever truly know them in the first place?) his little sister is alive and well. she looks at him like a ghost. she's changed, and she's older than him now. he acts bratty and loud and brash to cover up the fact that he does not know anything it seems, and he is tired but he was sleeping for so long, so how could he be tired?
he doesn't know these people. they seem to know him. he wonders if he'd killed someone, when it was him and not that exarch who woke up. he wonders if it should have been him who was "killed" in that way, if it is him that lives and not that man who had known and become friends with all these figures from legend. he wonders if he'll always be fated to be a historian one step back from everything, because he simply cannot be a hero.
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