Why does she look like that
shes not even a dog shes just some thing they found and decided to have for adoption because it could vaguely pass as a dog
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Sexually repressed hawks with a kinda dense crush, or just a crush whose not very sexually savvy. Like emotional feelings yes it's how they got so close, but hawks has needs and their just so 'oh you're kinda shaky, told you not to have all that canned coffee', it's not like they don't like him they do, but their too dense to see it so reciprocated and hawks isn't risking it.
OH MY GOD.
He starts to think you're fucking with him. When he moans into the kiss, you pull back like "Keigo, are you okay!? I didn't step on your wings, did I?" And he just blinks at you with pure and utter confusion.
One night, when he's feeling particularly bold, he grabs your hand that's cradling his face and guides it lower. You immediately apologize, thinking he just wanted your hand out of his face.
It would frustrate him so bad. Banging his head against the wall as soon as he gets home, he's this close to losing it and just begging you to fuck him point blank, at this point.
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oliver bulking up for s6 like he was getting ready for buddie wall sex but he actually just got ready to jerk off and die :(
JERK OFF AND DIEEEE AHHHHSKDHSFDHJDFHDUFHUHWFHJDFNDFDFOUHFUNJNFDFSDJFNSDFKJNDUFNRO
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Hows this for a headcanon?
Orpheus acting like those super annoying in-laws, like :
"If you want to date my sister then write a 50000 word essay on why you think ypu're good enough for Alice. Submit it tomorrow at the dining hall so I can tear it in front of everyone and laugh"
Norton has bitched about it at least once on reddit.
He will add more.
LOOOOL
Boi is fueled by spite and would deliver and throw the dictionary in Orpheus's face LOOOL
Norton: "PUT THE RIGHT WORDS ON PAPER YOURSELF, ITS LIKE A PUZZLE, SOLVE IT" -took the time to cross out any negative reflecting nouns and adjectives-
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COPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@helaelaemond Get my best angle.
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Leon about to go to sleep, rolls over, and sees Danny just lying on top of the bedding and staring at him like Blitzo does to Moxie in helluva boss in that one scene.
Danny: whatcha dreaming about?
Leon: *proceeds to push Danny off the bed.*
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Freeloader!Toji screws a dental receptionist and gets free dental hygiene merch 😼
NOOOOO FREELOADER!TOJI SCREWING THE DENTAL RECEPTIONIST JUST TO STEAL THE LITTLE BOXES OF MINI COLGATE TOOTHPASTE IM CRYING
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The 11th Street Kids are trying to decide where to go for dinner and it cannot be Fennel Fields because they eat at Fennel Fields way too often already.
But every time someone names a restaurant in the area either Chris hates it and won't go there, or you and Adrian have been banned for hooking up in the bathroom.
You all end up going to Fennel Fields.
SHUT UP THIS HAS ME CRYINF LAUGHING
even at fennel fields the ENTIRE TEAM is on edge. you or adrian get up to go to the bathroom and they're in uproar screaming at both of you to sit back down because this is the only restaurant in town that chris likes and the only one you're NOT banned from.
adrian just scoffs because "they can't ban me, i work here."
and emilia is like ??? "yeah but they can fire you dumb shit"
and bro's got bills to pay so he soon changes his mind about going anywhere near the fennel fields bathroom with you
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ohhhhh so pedro pascal then
sigh. you got me
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I would like to thank Elon Musk for breaking the stereotype that “high functioning” autistic people are geniuses, because he’s genuinely so fucking dumb I can hardly even fathom it.
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*Hagrid voice* You’re a wizard Pau.
HOW TF DO YOU WRITE SO EFFORTLESSLY AND GORGEOUSLY AND SMOOTHLY? IM CALLING THE FBI.
NOT THE FBI PLEASE PLEASE I BEG😭😭
AGSBDNDMD THANK YOU SO MUCH ILY AH💖💖💖💖💖
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