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carelessflower · 21 hours

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✔️married with two kids in his early 20s

✔️much older, richer husband

✔️ live in husband's apartment

✔️ does the household chores (cleaning, washing dishes, etc)

you all...regret to say this...but i think alec is a tradwife

#malec #alec lightwood #magnus bane #shadowhunters #tsc #tmi #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #i cant believe this #he causing the tradwife resurgence #meme #obv a jooke #or is it

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fleyrie · 2 days

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clary fairchild and jace herondale by @ya_ariart

"There is no pretending. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, l'll love you then."

City of Glass, Cassandra Clare

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swinging-stars-from-satellites · 11 hours

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me: why do I feel tired and drained like I went for a hike even though I've barely done anything physical today?

me ten minutes later: oh yeah I forgot I'm on my period minor blood loss will probably do that to a gal huh

#hypochondria chronicles #<- new tag babes #tmi #this is an uncommon occurrence for me and I was like oh my gosh I've been having minor stomach issues am I having a heart attack?#and then I realized. I am on day 3 of That Week Of The Month and also it's been a bit Stressy which probably has a bearing on things #so yayyy... y'all get to hear about my tmi on the internet so it's less scary for me. this is my diary 👍#Lu rambles

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daily-clace · 2 days

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Jace stepped forward and took her hands, lifted them and kissed them quickly; she closed her eyes, feeling as if just a fraction of warmth and light had been returned to her.

“Warrior hands,” he said quietly, and let her go. She stared down at her fingers, trying to see what he saw. Her hands were just her hands, small and callused, stained with dirt and blood.

City of Heavenly Fire, Cassandra Clare

#dailyclace #clace #clace quotes #clary fairchild #jace herondale #clary fray #jace wayland #jace lightwood #Jace lightwood herondale #tmi #the mortal instruments #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles

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vierss-herondale · 19 hours

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I don't understand how there's people that don't like Jace Herondale, like be for real how can you not like a man that literally looks at his girfriend as if SHE WAS A MIRACLE PAINTED ACROSS THE FACE OF THE WORLD THAT HE COULD BARELY BELIVE IN!?!?!

HE LITERALLY ALWAYS LOOKS AT HER AS IF SHE WERE A SMALL MIRACLE, THE KIND THAT YOU KEEP CLOSE TO YOUR HEART !!!

He loves his woman like a mad man 😭😭❤️❤️❤️

@ God when’s my turn??? I need me one of those!!

#Jace herondale supremacy #jace herondale #clary fairchild #clace #clary fray #jace wayland #jace lightwood #Jace lightwood herondale #the mortal instruments #tmi #vierssherondale #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles

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theygender · 2 months

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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

#rambling #uhh #tmi #request to tag #i wonder if a vaginectomy would prevent yeast infections permanently #greatest hits

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cowardlycowboys · 10 months

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#omg kiera no one cares #tmi #flipping a coin jack off or nap hmm #i made this because it's funny

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hanelizabeth · 2 months

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a young clary and simon playing their weekly friday night game of mario kart (in their pyjamas of course!) after a long day at school 🎮

characters by @cassandraclare 💛

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kohdono · 7 months

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:)

#alec lightwood #max lightwood-bane #magnus bane #malec #alec is a very good dad dont worry about it #tmi #tmi fanart #shadowhunters

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layla-carstairs · 10 months

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Alec and Clary hating each other's guts in cob is iconic & funny but what makes it so much funnier is how quickly they get over it. by the epilogue they're both like "I feel so bad about all the mean & completely untrue things I said to you and for being really shitty/shoving you against a wall/nearly causing you to die :( im so sorry. anyway, let's never tell Jace any of this k?" and then proceeded to never acknowledge any of it again. by coa it's like it never happened at all. like it doesn't even get a mention in their inner monologues or anything. the one time it does come up is in tftsa due to Simon's incomplete memories & him being under the impression Alec doesn't like Clary. and when he brings it up to Alec his immediate response is this

like I'm obsessed with their dynamic, nobody's doing it like them

#they're so real for this actually #alec lightwood #clary fairchild #city of bones #the mortal instruments #tmi #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tales from the shadowhunter academy #tftsa #bella talks

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aleclightofmylifewoodbane · 7 months

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i truly hate the show bc YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING WHEN YOU WATCH THE SHOW BEFORE READING THE BOOKS

you dont know that magnus’ magic is the same striking blue as alec’s eyes

you dont know alec’s eyes are the same color as the ancestors of a family so intertwined with his

you don’t know that magnus sees ghosts in the blue of alec’s eyes

you don’t know magnus is two inches taller than alec

you dont know that alec loves that magnus is taller than him

you don’t know that they dated in secret for months

you dont know alec’s wardrobe is absolutely hopeless and he only wears years old worn out sweaters with holes in the cuffs and magnus loves it

you dont know that sometimes magnus wears his worn out sweaters

you dont know that they didnt get married for years until alec became consul and they could get married in warlock blue and shadowhunter gold under his new law

you dont know they have two kids, before they ever married

you dont know their first son is named after alec’s brother max, who actually died during the war

you dont know that max’s skin is blue, and his eyes are just a shade darker than alec’s

you dont know that alec loved one man so much he changed the world for him

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lord-montgomery · 1 month

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city of bones:

tales from the shadowhunter academy:

nerd love and all that, yes. but did you catch the way she sees him?

#funny this should come to mind today when i'm planning on breaking down the next song on the playlist #sizzy #tmi #tsc

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daily-clace · 3 days

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Clary said nothing to this, because she had nothing to say. Beautiful. He’d called her beautiful. Nobody had ever called her that before, except her mother, which didn’t count. Mothers were required to think you were beautiful. She stared at him.

“We should probably go downstairs,” he said again. She was sure she was making him uncomfortable with the staring, but she didn’t seem to be able to stop.

City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

#dailyclace #clace #clace quotes #clary fairchild #jace herondale #clary fray #jace wayland #jace lightwood #Jace lightwood herondale #tmi #the mortal instruments #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles

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vierss-herondale · 2 days

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Who’s afraid of Well you

little old me? should be