#TRUST ME ON THIS.

[imperfectercell]

< his ass cannot animate so he must draw stills of hypothetical animation memes

#dbz #dbz oc #mandolin #namekian #artstuff #dragon ball #blood / #cannibalism / #gore / #oc x canon #TRUST ME ON THIS. #cell x oc

[echthr0s]

I haven't mapped it out yet but I know in my bones that the drama between Faerûnian divinities is top-tier trashy reality show level bullshit, but since I haven't mapped it out yet I'm stuck with stupid ass images in my head like a confessional shot of Bhaal with "realm's most Divorced god" written in the lower third

#baldur's gate #trust me on this. #ilmater and loviatar are making out in the corner behind him #they're fighting in the background of the next shot

[anchovy]

I’m the first person ever to take a character with a small chest and give them big boobs

#trust me on this.

[transfemlogan]

hi uhhhh late but like patton is literally an aromantic girlboy boygirl with like a million xenogenders and labels.

UR NEVER LATE. I LOVE ARO GIRLBOYBOYGIRL XENOGENDER PATTON !!!!

#patton literally told me this 4 real. #ask #trust me on this.

[exrayspex]

listen to me, listen to me. this is very important. never try st louis style pizza. never. you deserve better than that, babe

#trust me on this.

[sabertoothwalrus]

girldad mode activate

#I'd trust him to buy me pads #at home he'd always have clean pads ready in case #they're not for him to use. if he's trans his ass is in menopause #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #comic #my art

[chilpilled]

his smile and optimism…….gone………

#halflings being treated so horribly and being used as bait and him making a union so others dont get treated as badly as he did. ourgh #no wonder hes defensive and doesnt trust people. it makes me tear my hair out #my silly little rabbit………… #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi

[dovesick]

endless night

#animal art #animal comic #penguin art #comic art #artists on tumblr #just a comic about emperor penguins #(they are emperor penguins but yellow didn’t go with the colour scheme loool) #(i tried to make it work just trust me lol) #i keep forgetting to upload here woops #sometimes i don’t wanna draw anthros #i’ve been wanting to experiment again #i have a couple pieces planned #but i also wanna do more horror #rlyyyyy hard to decide lmaoooo

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

#911 abc #911 spoilers #evan buckley #y'all deserve it #i am a teen wolf veteran #so trust me i get it

[yesokayiknow]

#tumblr pleasw give me evil boops before april fools is over please theres only 40 mins left #i can be trusted with them i prommy

[krash-8]

"what have you been doing on your phone for the past two fucking hours" hitting people leave me alone

#boop #krash 🗯️ #also for the record when I made this post I only had booping for two hours #it was not two hours in the end trust me

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[fattributes]

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

#it’s usually the chicken bouillon #also ​the best ingredient to have in your kitchen is ketchup #trust me #text

[ackerslut]

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

#tragically this post is about star wars but trust me i have one for almost every fandom

[glorioustragedykid]

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

#my art #YOU'LL HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

[itsbasil]

this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics

#idk if anyone who follows me plays helldivers 2 but trust me #when it comes to “political commentary in video games” #helldivers 2 does everything short of putting “YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR THE BAD GUYS” in every loading sequence #helldivers #helldivers 2