#spy has thoughts

[spyglassrealms]

Given the Everything lately, I would like to offer you all a little moment of serenity I happened upon today:

Oh, to be a pillbug having a drink from the pond overflow with my little buddy...

#spy has thoughts #important post #beaſt #isopods #bugs #cw: bugs #cw: insects #(they aren't insects they're crustaceans but I'm putting the tag there for insectophobia reasons!

[transhawks]

this fandom doesn't get dabi tbh. Like outside of the aesthetic, if given half the chance, he would have become a workaholic to rival his dad. Like he'd complain about it more than Enji tho, but he'd still be out there working his ass off.

#looking back at all the shit touya was masterminding.... #we thought he was being lazy everytime he disappeared from lov scenes but no he was in his own spy manga #creating epic revenge plots #dabi #the man is EXTREMELY DILIGENT #like incredibly so #he makes mistakes mind you #keigo was a huge mistake #and by keigo i mean realizing the HSPC has trained assassins to pose as heroes and maybe trying to bait one wasn't the best idea #BUT Dabi really thinks well on his feet #amazingly so #getting twice's blood in a pinch #figuring out shouto's phosphorus etc #he's a hard worker because he's always had to be.

[piracytheorist]

There's an especially funny part about Twilight freaking out over Anya's apparent stress from "being dragged out of an orphanage by a stranger"... when Anya was the one who gaslit gatekept girlbossed her way into being adopted by him.

#like??? #he didn't choose her SHE chose HIM to adopt her #spin the found family dynamic on its fucking head #Spy x Family #500 #Anya Forger #Loid Forger #1k #2k #it's always the random posts isn't it? #I made this post a few minutes after waking up while I was snuggling in bed #barely any thought was put into it #and it has become my top post of the year lmao #3k #4k

[chibitorra]

Loid Forger is so fucking funny.

Like he’s this world renown spy. He’s very sharp and quick-witted. He’s able to pick a person out of a crowd by simply their gait or decode an incredibly obscure SSS conversation about some wine.

But 73 chapters into this story and he still hasn’t picked up on the fact that his daughter is a fucking telepath, or that his wife kills people on the reg.

Like, what is this man even doing lmao

#Torra rambles #spy x family #loid forger #agent twilight #it's just so funny to me #I started my journey through the anime with my roommate and it's so GLARINGLY obvious that Anya is reading his thoughts at times #howwww has this IDIOT not picked up on that XD #Loid ily

[itsmaferart]

Anya has the power to annihilate Twilight's soul in less than 00:01 seconds!

Nothing like the sincerity of a child to destroy 10 years of perfect professional record

#His brain died for the second time in a few moments. #Anya has a lot of power over this poor man's mental and physical health. #If you thought Anya was cruel to Yor #it's because you haven't seen two scenes. #He broke #Anya take care of him your dad's health hangs in the balance #anya forger #spy x family #twiyor #yor forger #loid forger #yor briar #spyxfamily twilight #twilight #sxf #loid x yor #age dreaming

[rowrowronnie]

it would be quite funny if the blu medic was also their collective therapist

#tf2 #fanart #art #doodle #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #my thoughts #comic #he would get so tired of them all instantly but he also likes the bonus it gives him #so he deals #scout is his favorite to deal with because his adhd ass talks about anything and everything and it gives medic a break from #All the mental health issues he has to analyze #also it is My Headcanon and blu Scout and Medic are 4ever besties to me 🤞🤞‼️‼️ #also apologies if there r too much doodle posting i Finally have a bit of freetime and wifi

[roucaelum-art]

𝖣𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾~~~ [𝗆𝗒 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝗈𝗎__𝗎𝗈𝗋]

#fanart #spy x family #spy family #yor forger #sxf fanart #loid forger #anya forger #yuri briar #yuri is angry #Lottie whyyy #Yor is confused #Yor only has murder in her thoughts #Anya hieroglyphs #papa knows Anya

[cuchufletapl]

Listen, I know it's not really possible because even though Operation Ostrix is supposed to be a long-term mission it realistically should be taken care of in a few months, but.

I just think that it'd be funny if when Damian's 14-15, after almost a decade of tsundere pining, he finally gets his shit together and asks Anya out. So when Anya later tells Twilight that she's dating Sy-on Boy he's like FUCK YEAH because he didn't expect Plan B to go this well, this is the best possible excuse to get invited to the Desmonds' house????

But also this is the worst thing that's ever happened to him as a father

#not even in like an overprotective dad way #just the general fuckedness that is your daughter dating your target's son #anya reads his increasingly conflicted and panicked thoughts and is like #'you know I respect your opinion papa if you don't approve I'll break up with him' #(which she doesn't plan on doing but she'll work something out don't worry) #loid's like NO DON'T DO THAT #because again THE MISSION #but on the other hand ANYA'S HAPPINESS #he has a breakdown and yor makes him linden tea #spy x family #damianya #anya forger #loid forger | twilight #damian desmond #my AUs and headcanons

[kumikoumae-archive]

Unstoppable force (mind reader Anya) meet immovable object (tsundere Damian)

#this is amazing. if he cant even admit to himself that he has a crush on her she will never find out because his thoughts are a mess. #spy x family #anya forger #damian desmond #damianya #gi talks

[cocktailjjrs]

I found something while scrolling insta:

You know who this screams of???

DEMETRIUS DESMOND!!!

#My boi Damian is the only normal one in the whole Desmond household #demetrius has that whole no thoughts head empty thing going well for him #not that i don't like his design or something #but he is ca carbon copy of his father #and we all know how he is #anyway #spy x family manga #spy x family #spyxfamily 93 #demetrius desmond #damian desmond #desmond family

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[wanderanwonder]

fur the mission - luv

#spy x family #fiona frost #nightfall #catching up on spyfam and this girl's unserious ass has me drawing furrrrr #excellent chapter #also franky and fiona who would've thought #but i ship it! #mine

[sophiamarieispinkbunny-chan]

Yor and Anya could both be of Royal Ancestry in Ostania. (Long Post Again, Sorry!)

It has a little connection to the first theory I’ve post about Yor being a subject of Project Apple. You can read it here.

Just some take I have on this scene on Chapter 4 (Because it always makes me wonder)

Notice how the three of them immediately caught Henderson’s attention just by walking? Like they haven’t done anything remarkable yet Henry said he could sense some elegance in them. It was only them that he pointed out. I can’t help but think about the reason why Henderson said this.

My take is that the three of them used to be part of elite and prestigious families.

Loid’s family in the West, in Luwen, seems to be well off judging by the way they dress, their home, and his father’s job seems to be important too.

But if it wasn’t the case, Loid can still be elegant because he strived to be perfect in everything he does. He was trained how to act elegantly in order to blend in with other people. But I stick by my theory that he came from a rich family from the West.

But being elegant wasn’t taught to Anya and Yor. It’s like for both of them, they had that tinge of elegance in their blood.

Then come through this theory about Anya being a part of monarch/royalty. If that theory is true then that must be the reason why Henderson saw something with Anya.

Then how about Yor? She also came from a prominent family. I’m going to make a wild guess that she’s also a monarch. A hidden monarch like my theory with Anya. 

I would like to consider her back story to be the same as Sleeping Beauty or Little Briar Rose since it is evident that this fairytale inspired most of Yor’s characters (The needle like weapon, her surname, the roses). So what if the royal family were the first ones that have these abilities? The first experiments, after the monarchy was taken down, are the remaining members of the monarch family.

But her parents took them and hid them faraway where no harm would ever come to them, just like how the fairies kept Aurora hidden in the forest, keeping the fact that she’s a princess/royal. But at the end of the day, despite them keeping her away from the spindle, the needle (being used because of her ability) she still ended up taking the bait in the end after they died (Like how Aurora still ended up getting pricked by spindle despite all her parents’/kingdom’s parents  effort to protect her).

Yor has been under a curse since then, like asleep and paralyzed, devoid of emotions. But then, came the prince who saved her life and made living worth it for her again (If she never married Loid, I really think she would just accept death in that cruise arc battle he had with that Katana guy).

Ah! just think if Loid’s real name has something with Philip, the same as Briar Rose/Aurora’s Prince’s name in the Disney movie! What if it’s also a surname like Yor BRIAR. Loid could be James (From 007 James Bond) and Philip, James Philip! Just imagine, it would be genius right? Loid’s name could be anything though, but I would totally flip it was that, just the parallel and the complement of his real name to Yor!

Anyway moving on….

If Yor is also a monarch like Anya then does that mean that she’s blood related to Anya? That is what I don’t have a theory about. Maybe if I have the time, I’ll reread the manga from the start again and find some details that can help me elaborate this theory or debunk it.

These are all speculations of mine that I wanted to share. Thoughts that I can’t help but think of regarding what could be Yor’s backstory because we know nothing besides her parents both died when they were kids and that was all.

I know these might be far-fetched and don't make sense and the story can’t be that complicated but hey, the possibility of these being canon is not zero.

#loid forger #anya forger #yor forger #sxf anime #spy x family #spy x family anime #spy x family manga #twilight #twiyor #sxf manga #sxf theory #sxf thoughts #yor is inspired by sleeping beauty i'm really convinced by it #and his prince his Loid that woke her up from the slumber #now where's the true love kiss? #Oh right on chapter 100 right? or at least in the movie right? #There must be a reason why they call her thorn PRINCESS #And she sang to Loid #The lullaby #the lyrics has prince in it #Loid is the prince!! #I'm going to scream if his name really has Philip on it

[skelekitty42]

Y'all ever get the sudden urge to become a master painter so that you can recreate "Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan" but as the Spy and Scout from tf2 in the Naked and the Dead comic?

#CUZ I JUST DID~~~~~~~ #seriously the idea is driving me nuts how has no one thought of this before? #<- says girl uniquely obsessed with both unrelated subjects at hand #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #dadspy #tf2 comics #tf2

[pippuns]

you know i am absolutely delighted by disciples era au. like, for the liushen potential, obviously, but i also can't stop thinking about a situation where sqq spends all of his free time trying to get evidence on sqh being a traitor, while sqh is frantically wondering wtf he did to piss sqq off so bad, because he certainly didn't write sqq having a huge grudge against the original goods!!

and eventually sqq does get definitive proof of sqh's traitorous behavior, only for sqq to discover that sqh is also a transmigrater. probably through sqh doing a harebrained scheme of trying to buy sqq's silence by offering to tell him his future.

and because sqh is a fellow transmigrator (even if he is annoying), sqq has to do a frantic dash to cover for sqh's misdeeds before sqq outs him even more than he already has. he bitches out sqh the entire time as he does this because he COULD have been reading the new installment of whatever fiction came out of xian shu this entire time but nooooooo, he had to waste all of his time chasing after this stupid author who isn't even a good spy and is APPARENTLY just doing the spy work to get some demon ass!! what kind of plotline is this?? of course it came out of the author who gave him the garbage he's stuck living in.

the funny thing is, this is actually what does convince people that sqh is a traitor. because sqq has been talking about his suspicions regarding sqh to the other future peak lords (chief among them being lqg, who obviously believed sqq immediately and has been his accomplice to this point), the complete 180 sqq does from trying to convince everyone that sqh is a rat, to him -- seemingly out of nowhere -- covering for sqh and spending all this time with him and talking in code (modern slang) with him, when everyone knows that sqq HATES sqh is soooooooooo sus.

in other words, everyone is now convinced that sqh is blackmailing sqq, because sqq actually found something to prove sqh's guilt.

and this results in a frantic quest from his friends (the other future peak lords) to try and find out what sqh is using to blackmail sqq so they can get rid of it. this does not go unnoticed by sqh, who demands that sqq fix the mess he got sqh into, and sqq tells him to fix it himself because he's the one stupid enough to become a spy to get some demon ass (which sqh points out is a gross inaccuracy of the situation, he hasn't gotten one iota of ass, not even a glimpse, do you know how difficult it is to pull that off in demon society which might as well not believe in the existence of clothes).

then system shows up and threatens immense bodily harm to them both if sqh is caught by the sect this early. so what are they supposed to do but begrudgingly work together to save sqh's ass so he can get some demon ass.

#i have sooooo many more thoughts btw but this is getting long so maybe i'll make a post in the future. if i remember to. #the tl;dr of this whole thing is that it's my insane (platonic) cumplane disciples era road trip au. because uh. #system said that they couldnt get caught by cang qiong. not that they couldn't leave it. and sqh is a spy at the end of the day. #and when there are people more competent than sqq looking into it they did find evidence LOL #sqh has not been a spy for very long at this point and it shows #i'd write this as a fic but if i did it'd end up long as fuck with maybe too much world building and i dont think i have the time for that. #disciples era au #svsss #pip speaks #long post

[changeling-fae]

I think my new silly headcanon is we don’t realize how bad our security is and Raphael is making Korilla work overtime to keep our asses alive while we sleep.

Voss was only let through because Raphael needed to plant the seeds for the hammer but considering how much we sleep through any given night (SH and Lae’zel trying to kill each other, Lae’zel trying to kill us, Astarion biting and potentially killing us, Durge’s gruesomely murdering a bard right next to Karlach’s tent, etc), poor Korilla is the one keeping outside forces from just annihilating us in our sleeps.

#bg3 raphael #raphael bg3 #bg3 korilla #raphael thought the astarion thing was a one off but then he had to assign korilla barely a week in #she’s not getting paid enough to keep idiots alive but her boss has a major crush on one of them so she has little choice #that’s why we can catch her sneaking around at the party #in part spying but mostly because all these people means a new security risk and she’s just one woman #she needs a vacation