#They are noticeably not wizards

[panakina]

Actually Jason and duke should have a series together, solving magic mysteries and bringing out the worst of each other’s chaos. It needs to be absolutely insane, with their solutions to the problem of the week being even more bonkers than whatever nonsense they’re fighting.

#i am talking tentatodd levels of unhinged here #i just think I’d be funny #jason with his magic swords #duke with his light/dark powers #neither one actually knows anything about magic #They are noticeably not wizards #but they’re doing their best! #demons don’t like rocket launchers #or getting blinded by Infinite light #jason todd #red hood #dc #duke thomas #the signal

[not-rab]

this with jily BUT james ends up falling in love with the therapist (*cough* regulus)

#photo: #Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #jegulus #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #regulus a black #trans regulus black #gay regulus black #regulus being a little shit #regulus being regulus #pansexual james potter #james potter #james f potter #james fleamont potter #james x regulus #regulus x james #james and regulus #regulus and james #jegulus fanfic #jegulus fic #jegulus fanfiction #starchaser #sunseeker #starchaser fic #marauders fic

[recycledraccoon]

#worlds beyond number #suvirin kedberiket #suvi the wizard #ame the witch #eursolon the wild one #the wizard the witch and the wild one #wwwo #the wizard silver #silver wwwo #those are her emotional support wild one and witch #suvi ame and eursulon are a queer platonic polycule who are maybe a liiiiittle co-dependant after everything #silver is a good wizard boi who loves suvi too much to complain #hes a wizard he just made the bed bigger probably to account for when this happens #LOVE noticing in the morning after i actually got some sleep that I Misspelled Ame's name in the actual meme

[wulanvansunshine]

I lied. I don’t actually like sex, put your clothes back on. I’m going to describe the sibling relationships in the marauders fandom and how they are each very different, yet often follow a theme of one sibling leaving the other to fend for themselves

Sirius left Regulus to live at the Potters

Lily left Petunia to go to Hogwarts

Andromeda left Narcissa & Bellatrix to marry Ted

Pandora left when Evan got the dark mark

#marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #the marauders #regulus black #sirius black #pandora rosier #evan rosier #lily evans #petunia evans #bellatrix black #andromeda black #narcissa black #marauders angst #sibling angst #I cant be the only one who noticed this right #tell me I’m wrong #i dare you #rosier twin angst goes hard #the black brothers #dead gay wizards

[semiotomatics]

i meant to make some big well-written post abt it but unfortunately my brain was otherwise occupied experiencing The Horrors so instead, have some wordvomit

this past monday marked twenty years since i went on a field trip to the library and ran my hand along a bookshelf in the children's fiction section and found a book called So You Want To Be A Wizard* and brought it home and read it cover to cover in like. a day. and i couldn't even begin to explain how that day has shaped my life but i do just wanna acknowledge it and say that i'm so glad my friend let me borrow her library card (cause i didn't have my own yet) so i could bring the book home and i'm so glad my mum special ordered the rest of the series from the local independent bookstore almost immediately after i finished it and i'm so glad i discovered the forums and i'm so glad i found so many cousins on tumblr—including my best friend and platonic soulmate @astraldepths—and i'm so glad i got to help plan and execute crossingscon (twice!!) and that i got to meet so many of you in person—INCLUDING DD HERSELF—and i'm just. so glad i discovered this series

i have like twelve copies of SYW but i think my favourite is the twentieth anniversary edition (which is now, itself, twenty years old—wild), because it contains both the short story Uptown Local, which i adore, and an afterword by DD, which i have read entirely too many times. anyway, i wanna share a quote from that afterword, bc it seems fitting:

Wizardry, too, changes with the times, because its practitioners do...and indeed it must change, to keep up with the Lone Power, Itself never averse to using new means to Its old end. Even the Wizard's Oath will seem to change from time to time, altering its appearance according to species, age, cast of mind, and (sometimes) simply according to where you're standing, in time and space, when you examine it. But beyond that, as the series continues, I can promise that some things will always stay the same—the knowledge of a partner's dependable friendship; a shared go-for-broke determination to get it right when the Universe is watching; and the glad adrenaline rush caused by the sudden incursion of the unexpected...as when you run your hand down a row of books on a library shelf and one of them catches your finger.

so yeah. in lieu of a more coherent post abt it, i just wanna say. thank you @dduane. for everything 💚

#this has been an original post #personal spewage #young wizards #dying rirhait noise #*technically i discovered High Wizardry first and read the first page and was like ''i feel like i'm missing something'' lol #then i noticed it was the third book in a series so i went looking for the first #but anyway #my point still stands #also if you saw the version of this post where i tagged the wrong diane duane: no you didn't

[narsh-poptarts]

man how do you guys make OCs this is so hard you're telling me i have to ACTIVELY MAKE SOMETHING UP?? and not just have it pop into my head like a prophetic vision??????

if these guys don't come into my head with fully realized worlds and lore and smashing my head with a hammer then brother they just Do Not Come

#this is so hard #im taking guys i thought up 4 years ago instead of making new ones im o|< #NO NEW IDEAS only the ones we thought up and did nothing with that now have dust on them #also with all the comic stories im juggling in my head rn i am... noticing a trend #the trend is wizards #and/or high fantasy

[riverfish-jpg]

marlon, just say you'd like to stay

shoutout to the like three other people that enjoy these two together, sometimes you gotta make your own food

#stardew valley #sdv rasmodius #sdv marlon #wizard sdv #marlon sdv #can't date the old men so i guess i'll just make them date each other #(willy ily too i promise you're next) #it's really late and i'm aware this is a mess of a drawing but have it anyway #fuck i just noticed i drew marlon's eyepatch on the wrong side #i'm so sad i had a whole tender expression under there

[good-wizard]

Shout out to the asexual trans men and women,

Then aromantic trans men and women, The trans men and women who just dont like sex, The trans men and women who are questioning their relation to sex

You guys are so fucking awesome and cool.

#wizard posting #transgender #trans #aromantic #aroace #noticed i hadnt seen any posts for my trans aroaces out there

[kudzuoath]

And then the camera pans over to Astarion and Shadowheart making gagging noises.

#gale #bg3 #gale/tav #gale bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #beloved wizard #odette crier #my art #doodles #apologies for my terrible hand writing #....not only did gale's earring go missing so did odette's scars #i JSUT NOTICED THIS #oh well

[the-kuribuchu]

Heard y’all were into this wizard shit

#this is all hand embroidered it took me like a month #wizard #wizard cowboy #hand embroidery #my stuff #and yes those are fma transmutation circles thank you for noticing

[essektheylyss]

It took me like two hours to process that Caleb's description of dunamis actually was somewhat new information and then go back to grab the transcription because, uh, both "form of magic that exists between the fabric of all of forces of power" and "one of the oldest and most fundamental forces" are far more confidently firm descriptions than we ever got in campaign 2.

Was I actually roughly correct about what dunamis was??? HELLO???

VINDICATION?!?!

#like LISTEN it does feel like the obvious conclusion but HELLO?????? #CAN WE GO BACK TO THAT??? #i am choosing to believe that Caleb is too focused on the world ending to notice Ashton's head but UM. COULD WE DISCUSS THIS? #I'm never gonna be normal again. anyway. #straight up the universe was like 'megs is in hell week. yanno what she needs? motherfucking wizards.' #I'M SO USED TO GIVING AND NOW I GET TO RECEIVE #critical role #cr spoilers #caleb widogast #like yeah yeah i got all overly poetic and flowery about it but like ON A FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL THIS WAS BASICALLY WHAT I MEANT #and tbh i do think you have to veer slightly toward my concept in order to really explain consecution BUT ANYWAY #i need to sleep. i will not get to sleep but. i should try. #anyway glad to see my boi clearly did not have to give up his whole life's work he's doing so well 😌 #hope he is holed up in the Lavorres' spare room until Ludinus is dead 😌

[vamprisms]

i love having minthara in my party because she will just say insane shit unprompted.

#(minthara voice) you may notice your rations taste different this morning. i have been asked not to 'microdose' the gruel with wyvern poison #when you gasp your final breaths on the battlefield. weak and afraid. know that it is the wizard you have to blame for your lack of immunity #the wizard and his 'health and safety regulations' #neen plays bg3

[kingdomoftyto]

....... WAIT. IS THAT LORD MONOCHROMICORN???

#HOW DID I MISS THIS THE FIRST TIME #ignore me #CONTINUING MY REWATCH OBVIOUSLY lol #also. unrelated to this screencap but. this time through I've been noticing a weird trend of possible hints toward #Finn and Huntress Wizard being.... lowkey together? question mark?? #aside from him mentioning her like five times in ep 2 I can't help but notice that one of Farmworld!Finn's kids has red hair #and Fionnaworld's human!Hunter also had red hair. plus there was that random green shawl Farmworld!Finn took into battle #idk maybe I'm looking too hard into it but still 🤔🤔🤔 #[EDIT: Vampireworld human!Huntress has red hair too! I'm convinced. she's the dead Farmworld wife and they're probably together in Ooo too] #EVEN MORE UNRELATED: just found out that Scarab is voiced by a trans woman! hella!! #Fionna and Cake spoilers #(hgudshfuh feel like I need to tag for spoilers but I'm not trying to clutter up the search with my random crap sorry guys)

[partiallypoison]

this is what happens when gerard way looks directly into your phone camera btw (prudential center, newark, nj. 09.20.22. photos taken by me.)

#gerard way #mcr #mcr return tour #mcrnj #my show #my show photos #i didn’t even notice this at the time…. #god the wizard who cursed my dick AND my phone #sorry if this posts three times i am trying to post on the train </3

[poorlittleyaoyao]

“I am on a stealth mission! We shouldn’t attract attention to ourselves!” Wen Qing scolds Wen Chao upon arrival, and then proceeds to never ever attend class or wear a student uniform.

(Between her, Xue Yang, Jiaojiao, and the two sect heirs, no wonder Wen Ruohan hires Meng Yao so enthusiastically; he was probably like “oh thank god, someone who can be normal.”)

#‘lol are you stalking me or are you looking for something out here?’ WWX jokes just to be annoying #to which she just goes ‘SHUT UP!!!!!!’ #WQ has been socially inept all along and we never noticed bc Wangji and Zixuan are skewing the curve so bad #masala necromancy wizard hour

[catvvizard]

#im back you bastards #cat #wizard #art #comic #im going to file this under aggressive positivity #hmm… just noticing the mysterious ear connection. oh well 🤷