#Who was also a mean lesbian

[camelspit]

how does one get sex ed from wings of fire exactly??? aren't they dragons???

Yes but they are gay dragons

#Please do not question it because it will lead down #A rabbit hole #But like. Little me based my entire world around these dragons. They were my life. #And so when they became canonically gay then so did i #There were even! Evil lesbians! In the books! #Another bitchy lesbian with a redemption arc sort of? #And a love triangle where 2 of the guys were bi or pan or something so it was an actual triangle #And a silly little gay with a heart of gold #And a southern vibes lesbian in the 3rd series who was dating one of the 3 mcs #Who was also a mean lesbian #And then jerboa mightve been canon queer? Unsure tbh #Snowfall im not sure but def not straight #There were also gay humans!!!!!! In the books with humans in them one character had 2 dads #And there was a nonbinary human! #Tamarin was blind and some form of queer canonically!! #Silverspot admiral and Burnet were poly #And silverspot and burnet were some kind of bi or pan or something #Oh and PINEAPPLE AND JAMBU MY BELOVEDS #They were gay and in a happy relarionship canonically #Just 2 bros who liked snuggling together #And im not sure if it was canon or not but its widely accepted that sunny was aro #So yes these books taught me quite a bit in the ways of sexuality

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[ashleyeveerson]

Haven't been able to think about anything other than the victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink and his 80's punk almost-boyfriend for a week, send help

#this tv show has consumed my every thought #it's like tumblr catnip #go watch it #it will eat away at your brain #there's also a butch lesbian butcher #an autistic manga loving weirdo (my beloved) #and a badass psychic who's also a mess #WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT? #updating the post bc the reblogs lead me on a WILD wiki rabbit hole about the eras of England #okay so Edwin is born in 1900 which means he was born 1 year before the end of the Victorian era (1837-1901) so technically he's a victoria #baby who lived his childhood in the Edwardian era (1901-1910) and his teens in the pre/start of WW1 era (started in 1914) #until he was killed :( in 1916 #so my boy here lived though MANY historical events and time periods #shout out to my victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink #history is very fun and this is why i love this website bc where else would i have to do research for my blorbo? #I do however find it very funny if Gaiman named him Edwin in honour of the Edwardian time period he grew up in #I love that man and it wouldn't surprise me if he turned out to be a history nerd (affectionate) like the rest of you #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko dbd #dbd #please feel free to dm me about history i adore it

[theboost]

He would find them to third wheel in any universe. Canonically.

#like. gabrielle and Xena are canonically soulmates who reincarnate and find each other in every life. and Joxer is also always there. and #I think that’s so sweet. they’re in a lesbian centric throuple which means they don’t have sex with him at all but they do with each other #but he IS in the relationship. he’s the dog that sleeps at the foot of their bed #xena warrior princess

[nat-20s]

Tenth Doctor's gender with Rose: Alison bechdel gender

Tenth Doctor's gender with Martha: wretched little man

Tenth Doctor's gender with Donna: pronouns are the/bit

#genuinely i think ten presents as whatevers funniest with donna #if they need to be woman and gay best friend on another one of their little adventures??? #if they need to be a lesbian and her himbo (ten is the lesbian donna is the himbo)??? #if they need to be two kinsey 5s making it work? #if they need to be an iconic twinkbutch/femme couple? #whatever. they have the range #tenth doctor #rose tyler #martha jones #donna noble #doctor who #also by alison bechdel gender i mean a butch lesbian that looks like a male indie singer song writer #u know

[stealthnoodle]

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist flew under my radar until a friend recommended it to me, and now I am fully obsessed so here's me passing the recommendation on!

Do you like visual novels? Skill management? Timeloops? Deckbuilding? Gorgeous art? A whole bunch of fantastic queer characters? Staggering numbers of events and endings that respond to a staggering number of choices you make?

Then you should play this game and come scream in my ask box about it! I have said both "uh-oh" and "yesssss" out loud multiple times while watching the consequences of my actions play out. Absolutely delightful. Enjoy a little bit of screenshot propaganda:

Living my best/worst life

Exploring in the pink

Behold my self-insert

Also, you can have up to four different pets following you around and one of them is THIS cutie

#i was a teenage exocolonist #game recs #i've lost track of how many times i've played through this game and i'm still finding new content #not pictured: my favorite hot mean rival/girlfriend #i am a simple lesbian with simple needs #can i also say how refreshing it is for a story with robot and alien characters to have multiple major non-binary characters who are human #and i love that you can adjust your name and pronouns and gender presentation at any time while playing

[joejoeba]

#narancia ghirga #vento aureo #Trish una #Vento Aureo #jjba part 5 #Naratrish #Sorta but not rly aro nara time. Also NB nara who is comfortable joking about it ok I'm not being mean it's an enby joke #Also anyone can cuddle if they're cool but dont tell me there isnt an element of toxic masculinity in the tiny street urchin #As in gotta be tough and beat ppl up and carry KNIVES! Nara has struggled they crave to be snuggled #Trish: yeah being in a touchy friendship with a girl is fine until you're a lesbian with a crush you feel guilty for #Me? Projecting? Naaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[blobpsycho]

This gif perfectly encapsulates what I love about Tome. All girls have been this gif. Like remember having undiagnosed mental issues and your family makes you go on an outing that should be fun but you’re just pissed off constantly because youre a 14 year old girl? Tome gets it.

Like YOU’RE GOING SOMEWHERE TO DO SOMETHING THAT SPECIFICALLY PERTAINS TO YOUR INTERESTS. But youre a 14 year old girl and nobody will ever take you seriously and you’ve just got this pit of hopelessness in your stomach despite the fact that nothing is technically wrong

so even though youre on an outing planned for you you can’t shake the feeling that everyone is just making fun of you for being so upset over seemingly nothing. These are your friends and family, you deep down they wouldnt do that, but why else would they go out of their way?

They certainly wouldn’t do it for you, right? I mean nothing’s even technically wrong. You’re just being a crybaby and they all must think youre just being a dramatic teenage girl. And you are and you know that you are so why can’t you just get over it and be normal?

And when you finally can’t take the pain that’s screaming in your chest because everything feels wrong wrong and everything is going wrong and everything is wrong wrong wrong you can’t help but cry. And you’re embarrassed and you’re furious and you’re supposed to be mature and you’re supposed to not care but you cry.

Crying feels worse than the growing internal discomfort did because now everyone is looking at you. They’re staring in uncomfortable suprise at what you’re sure is the most unsuprising sight in the world - a 14 year old girl crying. You want to go home but you can’t. You’re 14. You can’t do anything on your own.

You react to the terrifying ordeal of being reacted to the only way you know how - with anger. You monologue through hot tears and sobs and snot how you didn’t even wanna be here and how you just *know* everyone is just doing this to make fun of you and how they should just go on ahead and leave you wherever you are (you know this can’t happen. They wouldn’t leave a 14 year old girl somewhere unfamiliar on her own) and something in you hopes that they’ll yell back, that they’ll treat you like you’re irrational and make you feel justified in your anger.

…But that doesn’t happen. The silence persists but you realize that it’s more contemplative than judgemental. They’re not afraid of you, though you think they should be. Rather than letting them say something sentimental about caring and being concerned or any sappy bullshit that will only serve to make you cry more, you wipe your face on your sleeve continue on your journey.

The day gets better. After everyone gathers that no, you don’t wanna talk about it, it almost feels like nothing happened to begin with- besides the slight exhaustion you feel every time you blink and the intense stress sweat you choose to blame on anything else.

By the time you get home, the day is mentally logged as a good day. You decide - albeit tentatively - that maybe you’re going to be ok. Maybe you won’t be a 14 year old girl forever.

You go to bed and have the best sleep you’ve had in months.

#mp100 #tome kurata #ramblings #free to rb #though I’m sure nobody will LOL this is not anything #i didnt even mean to write all that #tome just brings out everything in me #like i see her and its like looking at me when i was in middle school #sorry if this is stupid i am not a writer #i genuinely hate writing so I’m suprised this exists #everything about here makes my heart ache with familiarity and love #mob psycho 100 #tome mob psycho #something about being 14 #being a 14 year old audhd unpopular girl who has yet to find out shes a lesbian is something tome could do in her sleep #and i salute her for that bc i also did that once #idgaf about the military they have nothing on being a 14 year old girl

[celluloidbroomcloset]

Two heartbreaking things about "I was a whim. Yeah, just a whim to you, like your fancy toy unicorn boat and your wife."

Has Ed been imagining that he was just a part of Stede's pirate fantasy and that Stede ran off when the fantasy ended and all he was left with was Ed?

We see in the same episode that Ed knows Stede is gay and would not just randomly make out with a woman, so the fact that Stede left to go back to Mary means it was Ed that Stede didn't want (also brings up the "I'm sorry if my horrible naked chin disgusts you so much").

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #ed teach #gif #such a good episode #maybe i'll watch it again tonight #it has everything #middle-aged pirates who are also teenage girls #mean lesbians #heartfelt love confessions #homoerotic stabbing

[mataurin]

Here’s my obligatory bg3 brainrot sketch dump

Astarion and shadowheart never leave my team, I require their bitchy little commentary on everything I do

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #tav #durge #astarion ancunin #truly they are the epitome of every friend group should include: #a mean twink and an even meaner lesbian #(In a bisexual way of course) #when you’re (spoilers) getting whipped in the goblin camp and they’re just making suggestive little remarks the whole time sldishsgdofnsgdhf #also rise up give karlach a stomach gang #holding my durge who has a voice inside her head telling her to commit atrocities up by the scruff of her neck like a kitten #look at her!!!!! i love her!!!!!!!

[lamaiemiei]

the blood murderbot and their angel boyfriend in silly tshirts woaw

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #suggestive #my art #fan art #what do you mean eight hours of sleep does not fend off sleep deprivation #also just realized i used to draw gabe's halo wrong whoops #well i guess he can get a laurel crown now #yeah V1's tshirt is based on the lesbian anti anita bryant tshirt this is on purpose i will abstain from commenting further #tho admittedly i need to learn more stuff about lgbt history #she her person who doesn't know what she is and who she likes takes comfort in gay machine and gay angel as coping mechanisms wow #im so sorry #shitpost #ssshitpost

[tongues--and--teeth]

I think all of the coffee cookies need glasses. Comes with the territory.

The real reason Cappuccino isn’t here

#‘oh espresso wouldn’t have a beard’ This man is not shaving every day. #he sleeps in his work clothes and brushes his teeth twice a year he is NOT shaving #Guess which one is my favorite character #it’s painfully obvious lmfaoooo #I could not draw his silly ass #I do also think Affogato does not HAVE glasses I just think he needs them #Not a very serious drawing tbh but I’ve been strangely artistic lately #crk #teethart #I did technically draw this two days ago but whatever. posted today. #cookie run fanart #cookie run kingdom #fanart #affogato cookie #cappucino cookie #I mean. he is there. #crk affogato #my art #espresso cookie #espresso crk #latte cookie #latte crk #coffee siblings #anyway? Latte trans femme lesbian who’s dating alchemist because the schools/colleges they work at are figuratively next door #I love my womnen rarepairs. they’re great.

[etrevil]

breast nibbler and the lady whose breast were nibbled

#lesbians #mentions of breast ig #nsfw???? #I MEAN THEY'RE LESBIANS HURRAHHH #also johann just admitted to wanting a gilf this chapter and i support 💪 #sad that the person he thought would be a gilf is marquis machina. who we know now is a woman #should have known Veronica wouldn't simply just lay with a man #she'd lay with a grandma!!! #jk #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vnc #veronica de sade #vnc veronica #marquis machina

[wis-art]

Women, so pretty, so shaped, i am so lesbian,,,

#im also incredibly dysphoric tonight #but i was told by my coworker im incredibly feminine by her earlier #and i mean yeah #..... #i am a tall weird internet woman who likes to draw #so funny how i thought i was bi #I'm just really into women... #my ex is a trans guy and he told me he thinks im lesbian and i had a “holy fuck this explains so much moment” #we broke up but we still have a weird queer relationship outside of social heteronormative norms that is hard to explain and only we #can really understand #im not into men because you know #im a lesbian #had a weird period in my life when i was dating a guy and said im a lesbian and i felt sooooo scared #turns out when youre on meds and your brain is working right you just stop caring about such things #i went on a parade wearing big lesbian flag and girls loved it :) #i dont really know if i ever want to date anyone again #but i think if you look at my art you can really tell my sexuality quite easily lolol #funny how love can be so complicated sometimes #i mean it was kind of inevitable we break up cause we're kind of incompatible but tbh #it was better for us #hehe

[doedipus]

Guilty gear fandom misogyny is so incredibly frustrating

Like you can pick any boy out of the roster and the entire fanbase is probably falling over themselves to hype them up; people pop off for their associated players' gameplay, they construct elaborate fan media that brings out the intricacies of the characters and shows off their best points, and won't take no for an answer if someone claims to not find them maddeningly attractive

But then with the girls, at best nobody cares about them besides the dedicated superfans, and at worst literally every other player only speaks the character's name to complain. They'll get nothing but vapid pinup fanart with no regard for character, if they're even on the radar at all. Whenever one of the female characters gets a buff or a player makes a good tournament run, everyone stops what they're doing to complain for a month, until they go back to largely ignoring them again. And then whenever a patch brings a new boy people convince themselves is cool, or gives an existing one significant buffs, half the players on a female character drop her to switch. It's like clockwork.

Also for some reason every male character has people headcanoning them as trans in both directions, regardless of anything about their actual characterization, but none of the not-canonically-transfem girls really get that kind of fan attention, which is disappointing. Except that one artist who thinks elphelt should be transmasc.

I think the only guilty gear girl to escape this is Bridget, by dint of being a little sweetie pie. But she's still like a purely auxiliary character to the canon, so there's not a ton to talk about besides decade old discourse, and she's underdeveloped at a top level, with the only notable reps being players who use her to try and scam opponents out of a few games before switching to their real mains once they drop one themselves. Like despite her popularity among casual fans there's still no daru for Bridget

And honorable mention to season 2 baiken, who attracted a lot of upper level players who were unsatisfied with their mains at the time, who then nearly unanimously dropped her for John or sin in S3 when it became apparent that it wasn't as easy to win with her as they initially thought

#this is not even a very covert vaguepost but it's really shocking to see 'even lesbians would find this man I like attractive' #from someone who's not like actively trying to be horrifically lesbophobic #like come on kiddo listen to yourself #I know the person in question didn't mean anything by it but good lord #this community can be very frustrating sometimes #also sorry no egg rules and everything but every time someone tries to say that john is an egg I throw up in my mouth a little #if you want to have fannish discussions about boys you can just do that. nobody is really gonna complain #it's the same thing as people trying to say vash/wolfwood is yuri #they're gonna do this for slayer too in a few weeks just watch

[hoolay-boobs]

“What do you mean there’s still so much biphobia in fan spaces? Bisexuals are like some of the most popular characters!”

Yeah, and they either get treated like this:

Or like this:

“Biphobia isn’t real” neither are your braincells

#bisexuals deserve better #biphobia tw #biphobia #bisexual #bisexuality #listen not to post this rancid post on bi visibility month but part of bi visibility month is venting about biphobia and that’s okay #long tags #bisexual characters are constantly branded as either gay/lesbian or straight because bisexuality is constantly branded as never good enough #yes harlivy are sometimes fetishized by men who want to get off on seeing girls smooch. yes sometimes these men are the writers of dc #no they do not make up 100% of harlivy content. no gross men drooling over harlivy doesn’t immediately make harlivy straight #harlivy have had queer female writers before. a huge portion of their fanbase are queer girls #just because they are occasionally festished doesn’t mean that they aren’t good bi rep #I see where this person is coming from but no. bc REAL BI WOMEN get festishized by men and that won’t make their sexuality any less valid #would you tell these real girls that they’re actually straight since ‘sapphicness isn’t sapphicness once it’s taken advantage of by men’? #glimmer lesbian content makes me sad bc it’s not even like interpreting harlivy or korrasami as lesbians assuming all wlw is solely lesbian #but also erasing her entire romance with bow. degrading it down to comphet and ignoring bow #like I can at least understand mistakening poison ivy for a lesbian but glimmer?? glimmer??! #biphobic #biphobic tw #bisexual hardships #korrasami #harlivy #glimbow #bi #fucking essay in the tags