#YES I KNOW ITS A SHOW FOR MOMS

[shit-zu]

be quiet, I’m shifting into outlander mode

#YES I KNOW ITS A SHOW FOR MOMS #BUT THE SEX? THE FUCKING? #THE CUNNILIGUS? #fuck man

[flareboi]

what if purple never calls him dad

#what if the word ‘dad’ is something purple doesn’t like. #what if it carries a bad connotation for them and a bitter reminder for mango. #family doesnt always have to look like one thing yknow? i dont think those two would have a traditional dynamic in that way #maybe purple does consider him their parent. they just dont call him ‘dad’ unless its in third person #and theyre fine with that and so is he #king is his father figure yes but he’s also a mom. a big brother. a sister. their dynamic just isnt captured in purple calling him ‘dad’ #maybe his name is the best way they can say it. the best way they can appreciate him #because for purple a father is someone who hurts you. someone who leaves you #i think ‘purple calls him dad on accident’ is a cute idea #but honestly it would make more sense if they called him mom on accident instead. or if it happened when they were afraid. not comfortable #(this is presuming orchid is his mother and navy his father based on the pronouns used in the react vids iirc) #because why would purple refer to someone he sees as a parent with the title of the one that presumably did not raise them? #and on mangos end #i think u can kinda tell who in this fandom has never lost a loved one in how they characterize him #guys. grief doesnt leave. it never leaves. #you just learn to live with it!!! #mango is not okay just because he has a new kid to take care of. i would know this my bio mom passed and i have a stepmother!!! #she does not fill that void and i do not expect her to because it cannot be filled. but she brings a lot new to ease the pain and is a #wonderful part of my life #the same thing here #mango will never ever just .. go back to how he was #he will never be the same since gold died. and thats okay #purple will not change that. they will merely add something new #their dynamic can be beautiful and nontraditional and a showing of how grief can change you #it doesnt have to be ‘replacement dad and replacement son’ #its so much more #oke. tag rant over #fett rambles #ava #uhh should i tag the chars

[orangesand-lemons-234]

Whenever JoJo does something ridiculous (which is often), Specs channels his inner Abby Lee Miller and yells at the top of his lungs:

"JOJO? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!"

#obviously modern au #i feel like jojo specs and romeo would watch tlc shows to laugh at them #dance moms is deffo one of them #and specs is constantly quoting them #especially that one #because god knows jojo has done some dumbass things #yes this is based on the clip with muekeni and alm at uksiee #uksies* #i think its funny #newsies #uksies #newsies headcanons #jojo de la guerra #specs newsies

[puppyeared]

Ouhhhh friendship I love friendship……..

#I’m reading volumes 14-16 of the ouran manga OOUGHHH MY HEART #I love this weird little friend group so much its unreal #like u have this charming sweeps you off your feet prince but he’s actually a huge lovable idiot with a kind heart and his friends #who are all misfits that he reached out to and drew in because of his kindness and own weirdness like that shits TIGHT BRO #and the trauma part where he has some deep seated issues with love bc he thinks that itll break a family apart like with his mom #how his family isnt allowed to be together because his mom and dad fell in love and how he says he wants to build a big house #so that way one day everyone will get along as a family like. all he wants is not to lose everyone and the only way to do that is #by maintaining a certain order.. he both wants a complete family so bad and doesnt want anything to sour between anyone #so he assigns each of his friends a family role based on how he sees them and YEAH its mostly played for giggles and tamakis #already weird so its his way of showing theyre close to him but. god damn this boy has LAYERS #it also feels kinda meta towards how found family tends to get thrown around to assign characters as 'siblings' or family roles instead of #using it to describe characters who are close enough to be each others family. cuz tamakis doing that EXACT THING in a way tht #ties in with his character and i have to say its fascinating using that within the story itself and its completely plausible #theres a lot of things i can say about ouran that are good bad and questionable but. god i love it when characters are niceys to each other #i remember i really liked the kyoya episode bc him and haruhi got to spend time together and their relationship isnt very close #but it was really nice to see their personalities bounce off each other. i think i also wouldve liked to see haruhi alone with kaoru #i also firmly believe all of the hosts are at least a little in love with haruhi and this can be anything like endearing romantic cuz like #who DOESNT love haruhi. kyoya i think would want to study her under a microscope like his fascination with her draws him in #but im fucking obsessed with whatever haruhi and tamaki have going on because YES hes obsessed with her YES he jumps at the chance to #put her in a cute costume but haruhi? she just fucking goes with it because she knows hes fun to be around even if hes a little wacky abt i #theyre all so. NNGGHHHH #ouran #ohshc #yapping

[perilegs]

it's again that time of the year when i see these gorgeous american amusement or theme parks have high quality and budget halloween decorations and scare actors and i'm filled with jealousy, yearning, etc.

#I WANT TO BE THERE #i think america is like. i would be scared if i had to travel there. but i would kill someone to experience halloween there. #im so. auuugh #its not enough living in a country that has started to adopt halloweed bit by bit in the last decades #as in its not a holiday here and when i was a kid i really wanted to host a halloween party and my mom was like ok cool #bc she was young and a cool mom but only 2 ppl showed up bc everyone else was like 'thats the devil' or thought it was some freak shit #note this was the early 2000s so the word freak had a different tone and weight to it #leevi talks #but like. i know we have some scary actors here in amusement parks but its not enough! i want a big enough horror scene that they can host #an 18+ night (meaning no kids to bother the actors in a way kids do) #and like. have you guys seen the ones where the actors have knee pads and stuff so they can sprint at people on all fours #i want that so bad #and yes it has to be in an amusement/theme park environment #bc haunted mansion type of things scare me beyond belief #even the ones meant for little kids. i have to have my eyes half closed with someone holding my hand #i went to one with a friend like a year ago i think and it was funny bc shes like barely 150cm (like 4'11") tall #and a very petite woman and she had to drag me by the hand through it lmao #it didnt even have actors in it it was just like. props #that didnt even move iirc

[bloggirl8842]

Being me is so embarrassing like wahhh I’m Niku I’ve had a crush on the same guy for years I’m a painter I don’t believe in myself my dad’s an asshole wahhh girl pleaseee get something else going on 😭

#my dad IS an asshole we were lookinng at my blood test results and my hemoglobin n shit is low bc of anemia and he remarked that my cells #are physically smaller than theyre supposed to be and i went ‘’oh that must be why i feel sick all the time’’ and he goes ‘’you dont feel #sick ALL the TIME.’’ and my moms like yea she feels tired and weak and i go yes and i also get nauseous and he goes you get nauseous ALL th #TIME? and im like no i get nauseous often. why do i have to justify this to you youve SEEN ME feeling ill #and hes looking at my test tesults on my phone so when hes done i snatch it out of his hand and leave and he whines to my mom and #exaggerates the way i took it back. fucking sick of him #i genuinely dont have much affection for him he thinks hes better than all of us. characterizes my brother as a hustler and my mom & i as #disappointments #im just going to not talk about anything i genuinely care about or invested in around him bc since childhood he has shown over and over tha #the only viewpoint he cares about is his own. and its my fault that i keep trying to fucking connect with such a brick wall of a man #today though i showed him an in progress painting and asked him if he liked it and he said he wouldnt know til it was done.. i DO support #that he was right for that. i cant ask for ppl to like my shit b4 its finished bc then ill never finish it!

[aro-aizawa]

sighsss thinking abt my voltron aus again

#shut up danni #i have big issues w canon but god the world and the characters keep drawing me back which is why i love the fanfic #the one i keep thinking abt is one that i barely developed and is marginally dumb as fuck #but basically krolia never went back to space to act as idk a sentinal for the blue lion if it ever got discovered #and so when keith's dad dies she raises him?? #imagine this absolutely jacked woman dressed in the most concealing outfit w v thick makeup and barely managing to pass off as human #everyone think she's so unbelieveably weird but they're all super intimidated by her to not give her or keith shit abt it #there's still horror stories passed around by that one adult that had snubbed keith at the park abt krolia's utter fierocity #and instead of keith getting adopted by shiro's family imagine if you will: shiro gets adopted by keith's family #krolia being like 'hm my son has adopted an older brother. yes. he is mine now.' #shiro just being baffled at how fkn weird his new brother and mom are when he goes to their shack for the weekends #and when keith comes home w his brother and three other humans talking abt voltron she knows its time and shows them the blue lion #anyways krolia joining the gang on board and being like....the space mom lol #hm. mayhaps i will draw totally a human krolia.....

[wazzuppy]

its less that i think old kids properties shouldnt have darker, adult reboots and that they're inherently bad, and more that i think that most of them lack an understanding of why those original works were special and enjoyable in the first place and attempt to overcompensate for it by falling back onto tropes the cw popularized in order to seem more "mature"

#tara says stuff #yes this is about the new scooby show #i wanted to like it so bad but the vibes are just SO off #i rlly like the premise and art direction and character design but uuugghhhh it already seems so overwhelming mean spirited #and i mean like #we've had kinda mean spirited scooby doo content before #but the reason that i think it works for most of those instances #is that its meant to be contradicted by the gangs inherent goodness and likability #like yeah #i'll admit it #as much as i enjoy velma in mystery incorporated she could be way too hard on her friends sometimes-- ESPECIALLY scooby #but the reason that i can overlook that is bc velma still obviously LOVES them a LOT #theyre her FRIENDS #and i just. dont care to see the gang split up when i know its gonna be written like some unrelatable and unfun riverdale bs #like the other times its happened i think it worked bc they leaned into the wackier outcomes and comedic aspects of it #when they split in mystery inc shaggy gets sent to be in the goddamn military and SCOOBY breaks him out #like cmon thats so goofy and silly and fun #but yeah i guess im done rambling now #i just rlly like scooby doo its very special to me and my mom and the good memories i have of us with it make me very passionate abt it

[screechingsandwichhologram]

the only thing that im,,,, uh,,, kinda pissed about with my parents is that i wasnt raised bilingual. my dad speaks fluent french. my moms first language was french. my grandfather was a french teacher. every single relative i have speaks french (with most not speaking English at all). but here i am, only knowing a couple of words and having no fucking clue how to string together a sentence. it really sucks.

anyway if ur a parent please please please raise them as bilingual if u can its such a good skill

#to be fair my mom did kinda forget her french knowledge. #but still. #she wants to learn it again. i would love to know french :((( #knowing at least how to speak french would help with french class lmao #another thing that im kinda pissed about is that we are learning Parisian french in school #which. i mean. is like the standard french. #but quebec is like. five hours away by car. not that far. very very close. #hell just drive two hours and most people will speak french #in my personal opinion we should be learning quebec french #and yes i know its basically the same but there are some differences and i think it just makes more sense #(also when i showed my dad my french homework he had no fucking clue what i was doing so i mean its not /that/ similar #languages #rain feathers talks

[buysomecheese]

I did forget that relistening to s2 meant that I’d have to relisten to episode 6… this hurts just as much as it did the first time.

#dndads #anyways tags are all me venting #feel free to skip them!!! not necessary to read past this!!!! #YES MY MOM LOVES ME #NO SHE WILL NEVER BE PROUD OF ME #SHE WILL NEVER WANT TO SHOW ME OFF #SHE WILL NEVER GO ‘’that’s my son in the doctor scrubs there!’’ #SHE BARELY LIKES ME AS IT IS AND I PUSH MY LUCK WITH THAT SO MUCH TO BE ABLE TO LIKE MYSELF #ITS SUCH A STUPID TRADE-OFF #I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY MOTHER BEING PROUD OF ME AND NOT WANTING TO DIE #and. the way she will sound the exact same as drunk Sparrow when she’s. on the juice. #Anthony Burch I’m fighting you personally rn #fuck man what the fuck #‘drunk words are sober thoughts’ shut the fuck up. shut up shut up nobody needs to know that #you don’t need to tell anyone that ever. #it’s wrong and you can’t ever tell anyone that. don’t mention it ever. #it’s fucking wrong.

[corvidaedream]

work story:

tiny seth finally had his first big road test in his actual job as child-distracting assistant yesterday when i was on tea room duty.

i was sitting next to the fireplace at the little table sewing a little doll-sized jacket for him when this family with two very young children sat down nearby, and the kids were very interested in what I was doing, so I stopped my sewing & took the needle off so I could show them how the work in progress jacket goes on him, and the older child (a little boy who proudly announced to me that he's two) was fascinated

for the next hour and a half, he made seth walk around the table, pointed out different features of him & how they related to us (ex: pointing out his eyes and then our eyes, or holding up his hat, and then the boy's own winter hat, and then my frilly white cap and shouting "HAT!" very proudly), and, my favorite, picking out scrap fabric from my basket and tying them around the little rabbit as a cape or a scarf (or handing them back to me and saying "help" to get me to tie the actual knot on a few of the scarves)

he also stuffed a bunch of the fabric scraps he really liked (the very soft ones) into his little jacket pocket.

when his family finally left, the tea room was closing, so I started packing up my stuff, and he asked me to bring the rabbit back out so he could say bye to him.

10/10 tiny seth did a great job at child-entertaining and not being accidentally mistaken for a gift or being walked off with

#messages from the ouija board #sadies day job #the boy was so cute and his parents were so clearly relieved to spend some time sitting down without the kids for a moment #my official story for seth now is that he belongs to my nieces #bc lucys nieces would all be very young rn (the youngest betsey is 6mos and the oldest abigail is 4ish) #but somehow aunt lucy is now subjected to endless requests for doll clothes #and its cool bc a few adults also asked about what i was doing and i got to use him to explain mens clothing and modesty in 73 #explaining that if hes a proper gentleman he needs a jacket bc having his shirtsleeves out is a state of undress #and ive embroidered a lot of details i couldnt quite replicate for real like certain seams and lacings so i showed some people those #also two little boys last week who were elementary school age excitedly declared that he was edward tulane #which was awesome and i was like oh i dont know what his name used to be. someone lost him here and never came back for him (truth) #(but also how edward travels around in the book) #and they were like 'yes!!! that's him!!!' and had their mom take a pic of them w me & tiny seth to show a teacher #who was reading the book to them in school rn

[ballroombastardz]

IF REED DIDN'T OPEN HIS FUCKING MOUTH, BOLT WOULDN'T HAVE CLOSED HIS

#marvel cinematic universe #mom spoilers #marvel multiverse #marvel multiverse of madness #did this get me into black bolt #yes #am i going to binge the worst rated marvel show? #also yes #and defend it like its me back in 2016 hyperfixating on Suicide Squad #black bolt #i dont know you that well but ugh ily #fuck wanda though #and fuck MoM #4/10 #film review #???? #just fuck that fr #marvel

[evilvarric666-archive]

The building management always misreports when maintenance people are coming in (these guys were supposed to be here noon yesterday) and it's been like this for five years so we're all used to it and resigned to our fate except my mom, unfortunately this is a Thing for her and she's deeply pissed every single time.

#''its basic courtesy.'' yes mom. ''if you say youre going to show up at a specific time you have to do it this is how society functions'' #yes mom i know. ''its so rude'' it is. ''im writing another email'' mhm.

[genderentvy]

Biggest theatre pet peeve?

Casted.

He has been cast in a show. You were cast. I'm both cast and part of the cast. Not casted.

#arguably this can also apply to dnd because you dont hear people going around saying i casted a spell or she casted spells #theatre pet peeve #cast vs casted #yes casted is a word but its like 14th century old and no one in the theatre or movie business actually uses this word #it drives me insane and you sound like a noob #this is worse than calling auditions tryouts #that i can forgive because i hold no grudges against soccer moms #there is one person i know who is always like i was casted in this show #and im like girl #youve been around here for how long and you havent learned theatre grammar yet #i am feeling real salty about this today apparently

[roughentumble]

*rubbing my temples* you cant rent a season of television you have to buy it. but it isnt in the library. groans and sighs. i dont want to own tudors s3&4 but fine whatever

#yes i could just google tudors s3 free but i just know that im gonna bring the show up to my mom at some point #and she'll be liklike Whered You Watch It(clueless)(innocent) and like yeah i cacan lie to her but its annoying doing thathat #and she hatesssssss those Illegal Streaming Sites n whatever #and i just dondont wanna deal with it so. i will just spend money idc

[victastuffblog]

My mom was videocalling me, telling me about wanting to make copies of some of her tarot cards, and was doing a list of stuff she needed to print them.

At some point she was like: Ugh, I'll have to buy special paper, like, 300grs, so I can print them.

Me, being my helpful self: hold on, I'll check something.

*proceeds to grab 8 different notebooks*

My mom: ... *starts cackling hysterically*

Me: what?

She: Oh my god- how can you own so many kind of sheets??? Why would you need one of 300grs?!?! You truly have your own art supply store!

Me: first things first: it's for the watercolors, the others are for the pencils, markers and pastels, gouache-

*My mom continued to lose her shit*

Me, ignoring her: -and most of them are not as thick as the watercolors ones, but works just as well, plus I have some other over there-

*she laughed again when I show her the corner of the printing paper I own*

Me: -I can't remember how thick they are, but they did the trick well enough in college in the printing press.

*more laughter*

#in the end she agreed. and was quite happy of avoiding having to buy more stuff #the worst part is that she knows i collect art supplies like pokemons #hell. last few birthdays have been fillled with 'are you suuuure you want more paper/pencil/stuff?' #and im like #i havent gotten all the art supplies available for all thecrafts yet??? of course i do want more! #but she forgets i own all this stuff. or remember stuff i had forgotten completely #and a random day she goes: hey! i need some yarn. coukd you give me some you dont plan to use? #and im like. i own yarn? #then i remember the stash that is right next to the other corner of printing paper i own and i go: oh! right! the yarn! #the yarn i bought for the scarf! the scarf's yarn! #then i proceed to open a big bag full of diferent kind of yarn that i bought for other proyects and grab one ball of the one i have the most #and its THEN when i remember my darning abandoned proyect #next to my other abandoned sewing proyects #and the doctor my mom went to see told her that she didn't have adhd. and she shows tons more of quirks than i do #what kind of hope do i have? #yes. i just spiraled fast to the bottom of hell on these tags #sorry!