#Zaeed Massani

[refinedstorage]

The Undateables™

#😭😭😭 #march and april are forever tied to this series for me #mass effect #mordin solus #zaeed massani #james vega #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #bioware #sci fi #my art

[angstyastro]

13 tickets for Barbie pls

Late for pride month but have my gay war criminals

The lighting is based on pride flags for each chara!

#garrus vakarian #thane krios #commander shepard #miranda lawson #tali zora vas normandy #tali zorah #jack subject zero #urdnot grunt #mordin solus #kasumi goto #zaeed massani #jacob taylor #justicar samara #legion #mass effect 2 #mass effect #astro art #my art #your honor these are my emotional support war criminals #pride month

[primarch-victus]

replaying mass effect 3, more specifically citadel dlc atm, so here's what it's inspired ✨️ - part one

(part two)

#mass effect 3 #zaeed massani #tali'zorah #garrus vakarian #mordin solus #justicar samara #mass effect #jeff moreau #kasumi goto #they're a family #commander shepard #james vega #thane krios #urdnot grunt #urdnot wrex

[bargu]

"But take heart. Look around you. You’re not in this fight alone.” – Commander Shepard Been doing this piece quite some time now 'cause wanted to fit all my peeps in one picture. I just love Mass Effect. Selene Shepard & art © me Mass Effect by Bioware, do not copy

#commander shepard #selene #shepard #femshep #masseffect #mass effect #me1 #me2 #me3 #mele #garrus vakarian #thane krios #liara tsoni #mordin solus #tali zorah #legion #grunt #urdnot wrex #zaeed massani #javik #samara #jack #ashley williams #kaidan alenko #james vega #kasumi goto #miranda lawson #jacob taylor #joker #jeff moreau

[normandy-crew]

#mass effect #mass effect memes #mass effect characters #zaeed massani

[melded-galaxy]

#mass effect #mass effect trilogy #mordin solus #zaeed massani #mass effect legion #legion #grunt #mass effect grunt #urdnot wrex #wrex #mass effect edi #edi #mass effect joker #jeff joker moreau #david anderson #illusive man #karin chakwas #nyreen kandros #nakmor drack #my polls #my post #polls

[lilmissnatcat24]

for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat

shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance

garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers

tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream

liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud

kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it

ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything

wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant

miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart

jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar

jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache

zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake

kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream

mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust

grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars

thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road

samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!

legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.

james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream

steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)

traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk

edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.

javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)

#mass effect #shitpost #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #tali zora vas normandy #liara t'soni #kaidan alenko #ashley williams #urdnot wrex #mass effect joker #miranda lawson #jacob taylor #jack mass effect #zaeed massani #kasumi goto #mordin solus #urdnot grunt #thane krios #samara mass effect #legion mass effect #james vega #steve cortez #samantha traynor #edi #javik

[elven-butts]

Z knits and you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands

#art #digital art #mass effect #zaeed massani #being a drawer is awesome. look im making that old man knit!!! the POWER i hold #also you COULD kill a man with knitting needles... just sayin

[subjectedzero]

real and true

#mass effect #jack mass effect #commander shepard #zaeed massani

[clericofshadows]

ZAEED MASSANI'S ARMORY MOD MASS EFFECT 2: LEGENDARY EDITION

#mass effect #mass effect 2 #zaeed massani #mass effect mods #mass effect modding #cleric's modding stuff #cleric's gifs #meedit #gamingedit #vgedit #dailygaming #dailyvideogames #videogamemen #masseffectedit #gamingmen #I love one (1) mercenary

[hanatsuki89]

One apartment on the Citadel, three couples. (Briar Jane Shepard and Joker, Christina and Zaeed, Adam and Kaidan)

#mass effect #hanatsuki89 #briar shepard #christina shepard #adam shepard #jeff joker moreau #zaeed massani #kaidan alenko

[refinedstorage]

a lil repost for N7 Day 🚀✨

#mass effect #me2 #n7day #bioware #morinth #jack #jack nought #zaeed massani #my art

[lumi-klovstad-games]

The moment you take Zaeed to Tuchanka after Grunt's coming of age, he actually disappears on the sly.

After some time of trying to track down his whereabouts, you discover that not only did he visit every single Krogan armory within a hundred miles at a speed that could only be described as "Santa Clausian", but within a few short hours, the story of how he survived his betrayal by Vido Santiago has already spread among the the "teenage" Krogan, who have started collectively referring to themselves as "Clan Zaeed" and have also pronounced the Angriest Mercenary In The Terminus Systems an "honorary Krogan" and "Clan Chief".

Wrex could put a stop to it and acknowledges that he probably should, but he's too busy laughing and shouting "WHERE'S THE LIE?" before giving Zaeed a commemorative bottle of Ryncol. Zaeed will later use said Ryncol to maintain his guns after he discovers that Tuchanka-made Moonshine-style Ryncol actually cleans carbon fouling and other gunk out of guns like NOTHING ELSE. For his part, Grunt insists that was Ryncol's original purpose, and nobody is sure if he's trolling or not.

Over a thousand years later, it is generally agreed by all Krogan that Zaeed Massani never actually died, per se, but rather just angrily climbed a ladder into the next world so he could beat the crap out of that one too, and his birth and death days are well-respected Krogan holidays, just like Shepard's.

#mass effect 2 #mass effect #zaeed massani #zaeed #wrex #grunt #krogan #tuchanka #ryncol #headcanon

[primarch-victus]

Part One proved very popular, so here's some more (I have SO many of these)

#mass effect #mass effect 3 #mass effect screenshots #mordin solus #james vega #garrus vakarian #mass effect javik #legion mass effect #me3 #mass effect 2 #miranda lawson #urdnot grunt #javik #zaeed massani #edi mass effect #joker mass effect #jeff moreau

[lassieposting]

Fic Concept:

Tali'Zorah is, if she does say so herself, something of an expert in galactic romance. Her omnitool hosts a 6 terabyte collection of romance and romcom vids from across the spectrum of known species, and after that much media exposure, she's fairly sure she's familiar with all the ins and outs of each culture's dating milestones.

She knows, for example, that family members have certain duties in a clan member's new relationship, in human cultures. As one of Shepard's closest friends, she also knows that the poor thing has no family to fulfil those duties for her.

Determined to see Shepard and Garrus's relationship turn into Shepard and Garrus's marriage, she starts handing out responsibilities to appropriate members of the Normandy crew. Shenanigans ensue.

(AKA the one in which Tali is convinced common romcom tropes are actually essential milestones in any human romantic relationship, and takes steps to make sure Shep and Garrus get to experience them.)

Ideas that made me horf:

- Wrex, as Shepard's oldest and closest (deeply violent) male associate, is enlisted to give Garrus the if you break her heart, I'll end you speech usually performed by the father, on a visit to Tuchanka. Maybe he absolutely knows Tali has misread this, and lowkey gives the speech over shots of ryncol, wheezing about how Shep would kill Garrus just fine herself. Maybe he has no idea this isn't an actual important human ritual, and performs his part with ceremonial gusto. Anyway, he does it, and somehow manages to be vaguely heartwarming about it anyway or gives Garrus some sign of approval.

- Mordin, as the oldest male friend on the Normandy, is tasked with interrogating Garrus at "Family Dinner". He does so, but very few of the questions he asks are actually relevant to the typical Meet The Parents dinner, and Shepard actually learns a few new things about Garrus herself.

- Joker volunteers to be "mom" and bring out the baby pictures to show Garrus. He doesn't have any pictures of Shepard as an actual baby, but he does have some funny or embarrassing ones from their time serving together under Captain Anderson he's been itching to share, and that's almost the same thing. She's more baby there than she is now, anyway.

- Tali strongly encourages Garrus to spend time "bonding" with Grunt. It's very important to make sure your future wife's child knows he is included in your new family unit, Garrus! An eventful trip to the zoo/museum/etc ensues.

- Bonus wedding chapter where Wrex is bullied into formal wear to walk Shep down the aisle; Jack paints Cipritine face markings on Grunt thinking they're Vakarian family markings and then sets him loose on Garrus's extended family, who are all very confused as to how this young krogan is apparently from Cipritine; Zaeed gives a hilariously inappropriate speech as Best Man and accidentally outs Garrus as Archangel in front of Aria T'Loak; Kasumi attempts to hook up with Jacob in a time-honoured tradition of inadvisable bridesmaid/groomsman couplings, and Mordin makes use of his STG training to break into the honeymoon suite to leave a tasteful gift basket of sex aids on the bed, because Tali has banned him from giving them in front of the guests.

Just. Interfering Interspecies Crew Way Off Base But Have Loving Intentions. And in the end Shepard is deeply exasperated, but also very touched by the effort put in by the people that love them, and honestly lowkey glad that they got to experience those cliche moments after all.

Bonus points: crewmembers who really do see Shepard/Garrus as family also trying to share their traditions with her/him. Like, if a krogan warrior convinces a fertile female to join his clan, that's a big deal and maybe the clan throws a huge feast and party to celebrate, so Wrex does that for them. Or maybe asari pass hereditary jewelry from mother to daughter to be worn at the first bonding ceremony to a beloved life partner, so Samara lends Shep hers to wear for the wedding. Shit like that.

#mass effect #mass effect prompts #shakarian #garrus vakarian #femshep #tali'zorah vas normandy #jack zero #urdnot wrex #urdnot grunt #mordin solus #zaeed massani

[mw567152]

#garrus vakarian #urdnot wrex #mordin solus #jacob taylor #james vega #mass effect javik #thane krios #zaeed massani #liam kosta #mass effect #mass effect 3 #mass effect 2 #mass effect andromeda #mass effect legendary collection