#a room” like no. pls stop

[booksandpaperss]

so obv Will Byers isn’t actually buff just cuz Noah is but I do think Mike sees it that way just a little bc he’s gay and stupid

#it’s hilarious to read in fics #honestly I only get bugged by buff byers when it’s like “omg Will is so strong he was hitting the gym working out he could throw Mike acros #a room” like no. pls stop #but Michael likes muscular men Wheeler would definitely see Will being a little broader and be like oh 😳 my fantasy 😳😳 it’s real 😳😳😳 #byler #mike wheeler #mike wheeler i know what you are

[kaeyachi]

Kaeyappreciation post!

Kaeya is wonderful in a sense that he:

Has a penmanship described as "Beautiful Handwriting". He for sure worked on that.

Willingly spends his time making sure his outfit looks perfect

Is well-loved by Mondstadt and the Dawn Winery staff

Is described to like a prince, both in looks and in actions

Is shown to be gentle and caring to children and elderly, most seen with Klee and the staff from Dawn Winery

Is a great listener and, therefore, also knows what gifts to buy based off of something someone said in passing

Is predominantly kind- unafraid to help out and defend someone in need. His first reaction is always kindness, and worry about covering up that kindness later on

But Kaeya also has his moments where he:

Says things out of pocket with enough alcohol in his system. Things that usually lead to shame and regret.

Would rather give others the credit for his hard work if he could help it

Intentionally makes himself look suspicious by withholding information and only throwing tidbits that are not of substance

Has sadist tendencies, which affects how he treats both his (cavalry) company and his enemies

Can and will use underhanded tactics to gain the upper hand

Rarely ever says what he truly wants to say

Has a fake smile. Usually lies or only deals with half truths.

He is such a complex character. I really do want people to appreciate him and his intricacies more. The fact that his entire personality and story is done so well and continues to actually grow and expand as the story progresses is something that genuinely makes me want to keep watch of him. I have never, in all my fandoms, stuck to a character as long as I did with Kaeya, and honestly? I know I'm not alone with this.

Look at how well they made our boy!

#the longest other characters have lasted with me is 6 months at most but kaeya has been eating my brain for YEARS #kaeyachi randoms #kaeya #kaeya alberich #note: everything listed here is from the kaeya hangout/limited events/character stories. None of these are HCs #but no seriously look at how much we have of him and yet all of this is still barely scratching the surface augh #im gonna keep digging #HIS FLAWS ARE APPRECIATED IN THIS HOUSE #room for growth and error? thats very cool. give me more pls #give kaeya the dan heng treatment 🙏 #bro's character is legit getting more and more detailed its amazing like ayo why is genshin leaving other characters in the dust?! #look at how they made kaeya and compare it with others who have lower lore relevance... #some characters stopped growing after they were introduced :( #tbh the fact that genshin released a starter character this amazing made several of us stick to the game #thats amazing tbh...

[sergle]

perhaps it doesn't need to be that Deep, but some of y'all's relationship with age and youth truly stresses me out. you're doing this thing

like nevermind that using reaction pics/gifs in place of a text response is not something that Olds Do, if it's becoming less common on tumblr, i think that's been in the past like. 2 - 4 years. nevermind that... you truly stress me out using Thirty Five as the old and out of touch age to make a joke about. oh my god girl... 35.... please!!! you don't need to be so scared of aging!!! 35 is young! the imaginary 35 year old mom being used for this joke is a Young Woman! my first instinct is to make jokes abt how I am, in fact, geriatric (which I like to do) but I gotta break character and be like. hey you guys don't Actually think that 30 is elderly, right. we're joking when we say we're old, right?? you aren't actually internalizing that. right??????

also I spent like 5 years curating my Fotos Folder and I've got so many good ones... so I am actually probably gonna keep using them when I AM old. I love these images

#sergle.txt #genuinely I need you guys to stop that. you're stressing me out. it's not good for you to think like that #like i'm SORRY i need to send Jokes out of the room in order to tell you this is bad. #i'm just as happy to make an I'm Old joke as the next bitch... i literally feel Aged. but you can't be taking it seriously..... pls.. #also this part takes a backseat to the part that really worries me but also you're just being rude lmao #fumbled the attempt to be funny in my askbox. no joke was found you were just being rude at me for no reason #bc the intended joke is 'you use reaction images like an Old Person lol' #which is just you being annoying. so like. what's that about

[yuukimiyas]

how could i leave your side? i just had a revelation i'll come by, let the flames burn through and if it's coming down to me when i reach your destination i'll ignite into flames for you... when you show me the way all will fall in place . . . ₊˚⊹♡

eeep!! surprise!! 1 out of 2 of my teased comms!! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა living my mwpsb fantasy with my favorite enforcer!! ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა i got a cutie lil shinya & chloe comm from the ever so lovely @/luvluvluv06 on twitter!! she is the absolute SWEETEST!! & saw my vision PERFECTLY!! & i seriously couldn't be happier with the results!! ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ def check out their other works!! <33 i'm def gonna commission smth again in the future!! :3

#ᕱ⑅ᕱ.* journals! #likes & rb's are totally cool!! just no saving or reposting pls!!! that's not cool!!! ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა #ugh i wish tumblr didn't mess w the quality sm >:((( BUT TRUST ME ITS SO SO GORG IN FULL RES!!!! #I WENT DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORN TO MAKE FROZEN WAFFLES & WHEN I GOT BACK TO MY ROOM TO LOOK AT MY PHONE !!!! IT WAS DONEEEE!!! <333 #THE WAY I SQUEAKED AND SQUEALEDDD !!! I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WAFFLES!!!! WE LOOK SO GOOD I COULD IMPLODEEE!!!! ૮₍˶Ó﹏Ò ⑅₎ა #your honor he means the absolute WORLD TO MEEE i am SOBBING!!! ૮꒰ ˶꒦ິ꒳꒦ິ˶꒱ა♡ ITS SO SO PERF!!!! <3333 #I HAVE NOT STOPPED STARING AT THIS ALL DAY!!!! :'3 THE COLORS!!! & SHE EVEN GOT THE LIGHT REFLECTING OFF OF MY EYESSS!!! THE DETAILS !!!!!! #₊˚ෆ chlogami

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Literally them

#percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #Percy Jackson #Annabeth chase #Annabeth pjo #pjo annabeth #pjo books #pjo series #me too Percy me too #when Annabeth is working in her room on the Argo II and he’s just waiting outside her room like “Annabeth. hey. Annabeth. stop working pls” #or just any time between summers at camp

[crybaby-bkg]

am I the only one who gets scared to shit talk certain characters bc what if they manifest themselves into the real world and yolk my ass up for shit talking them?????? does that make sense omg????

like cussing Dabi out for beating hero ass while watching the show, and then falling asleep, only to wake up in the middle of the night bc you feel someone watching you. and lo and behold he’s standing at the end of your bed, his eyes damn near glowing in the dark as he drags your ankles down until you’re pressed against him???? and he promises to make you eat your words by the time he goes back to his own world???? pls tell me this doesn’t sound crazy 🧍🏽‍♀️

#is this comprehensible #pls say yes aidhdkdjd #I was just cussing shiggy out while watching #I think it’s ep 9 #and I was thinking like #oh my god I’d be fucked if he manifested himself to be in my room just to beat my ass #(in the seggsy way 🤫) #and I stopped talking shit bc I scared myself akdhdkfjf #I kinda wanna write more of this and make it a fic but what I freak myself out omg #I did that once when I wrote a stalker bkg fic where he hacked your phone and could hear/see you ALL the time #now I can’t **** without getting nervous someone’s listening LMFOAJDKDJFJF #it’s my anxiety triggering the paranoia leave me alone iahskdjddj #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #dabi treats! 🍬

[featherfur]

A lot of times in fandom I find myself looking at lesbian ships and I’m like

Are they really lesbians or are these two women just the only ones left not paired off and y’all are allergic to aro/ace characters and believe that bi people in m/f relationships are still basically straight?

#danny talks #no but seriously #not only are they paired off and people lose their mind if they’re shipped w a guy and insist ‘no she’s CLEARLY A LESBIAN’ because you don’t #like the ship #to the point that people get genuinely threatening (looking at the WQ and JC haters here I don’t even like it but the haters are too much) #but that also lets you push them into a tiny corner where the only way they’re accepted is if they’re uwu perfect girls in a soft pastel r #relationship* #sometimes gay ships that are gay just to pair off are worse #don’t get me wrong I’m not saying everyone is doing it rarepairs and crack ships exist for a reason #I’m saying that the need to push two ppl of the same gender together just to pair everyone off is obnoxious #and it’s additionally obnoxious when you do it to WLW because y’all never give #a damn about actually fleshing out the character just pairing them off so they can’t get in the way of your mlm ship #you can have your ‘these two are the only girls in the room so clearly they’re lesbians’ but for the love of god pls treat them as well as #you do the male characters #I’m dying out here #also stop being fucking aro and bi-phobic or I’m coming for your knees

[theflyingfeeling]

hiiiiiii, can you imagine Olli and Allu having had brainstorming sessions together, where Olli showed Allu some of the outfit designs and Allu showed Olli some tracks he'd been working on? They would compliment each other all the time because they're secretly crushing on watch other and they'd blush hard with every compliment and and and 😭😭😭😭💘💗💘💖💘💖💘💖

(because I'm imagining it right now and it's so fucking sweet)

have a lovely weekend, love youuuu 💗💖💕💖

listennnnn 😭😭😭😭 I bet they do that, I bet they get so excited for each other about their projects and always want to hear the other's opinion on what they're working on 🥺💞

I'm also imagining them living together as boyfriends (or husbands even 😭) and just working on their own projects and minding their own business but still doing it together and suggesting stuff for each other and djlfjsljfdjfldkf how cute would that be 🥺

have a great weekend, lovely Luna!! 💕

#i wish they had sewing machines in the sims 4 so i could give my olli sim one 😭 #i finally found a house in the gallery that i could renovate to look like the house i'm imagining for them in that one AU idea of mine #and it's gonna look so cute with both of them having their own ''office'' rooms for their projects 🥰 #anyhow. can someone pls write a domestic olli/allu AU #with aleksi being a music producer as per usual and olli an indie fashion designer or something #he makes all the clothes himself and has a little shop downton #aleksi (and rilla) help him at the shop sometimes #okay i'll stop before this gets out of hand and i'll start rambling about another fic idea i'll never actually write 😭 #answered asks #catboyolli #ollixallu

[navramanan]

I feel like too many non palestinian palestine supporters have lost the plot somewhere along the way. They took the "okay we got branded as antisemites just for supporting palestine and critisizing israel, let me show that's not what it's about" and turned it into "let me hijack this situation and show you that i am actually antisemitic". Fuck off

#it's so accepted too there's really no room to discuss or critisize to be like hey i dont think this is right that's not what this is about #bc you go in their comments it's all people adding into it. man pls like #stop turning it into a hate parade stop turning it into a meme show stop all of that take a step back #and ask yourself what the FUCK it is youre doing #bc what youre doing rn is hurting palestinians more than it's helping them #nesi rants

[badolmen]

I think one of the hardest things for privileged leftists have to learn is that they can’t just automatically agree with the majority. They can’t just automatically agree with the opinion of the POC, the queer, the Jewish person they’re interacting with in the moment because ‘they’re the experts in their own life.’ Which is true! But there is no monolith. POC and queers and religious minorities are not some mystical pure hivemind that always agree on everything and have correct opinions all the time. People are people. What one person finds offensive another might not care about.

I feel like it’s very evident these days where you have some people of a minority saying x is bad and some people saying x is good. Which is correct? Well, you have to educate yourself and make a critical assessment of the arguments before coming to your own conclusion. But now you have leftists who are desperate to be the most agreeable person in the room with the ‘right’ opinions who waffle and fail to organize in any meaningful way because they refuse to let the subject at hand have meaning for them, personally. They’re so busy ‘listening’ to minorities they’re not actually thinking about what they’re hearing, they’re not processing the biases underprivileged people can still carry, they’re not critical of reactionary politics or propaganda so long as it’s what the people immediately around them agree on.

Grow a spine, pick a side, and actually have a framework for your political and social involvement other than ‘let’s be real niceys with everyone :)’

#ra speaks #personal #politics #sorry I am. so frustrated with some people rn. sorry that international politics can’t all be sat down like toddlers and told to play nice. #politics is MESSY and EVERYONE has ulterior motives whether they’re aware of them or now. look at behavoir and contrast it with words. #this feels like an offshoot of oppression Olympics ala ‘the most oppressed person in the room is always right’ no. no they ain’t. #you NEED to understand history and arguments and process them and come to YOUR OWN CONCLUSION #stop asking minorities to tell you how to think and feel. get up off your ass and make commitments. if they end up to be antithetical to #your beliefs - you can change! but you need an actual belief system to hold political movements and organizations against. #otherwise your just pouring water through a net and retaining nothing productive at all. #hm. anyways. #I have the emotional disposition of a chihuahua in an ASPCA commercial #👍 okay take care eepy time #oh god the tags. tumblr what the FUCK are you doing. why double hashes. wh. bro pls stop.

[theheroheart]

As an adult who celebrates (heavily secularised) Christmas, including now actually inviting people over for dinner and stuff, I now understand the reason behind going overboard making the house look nice.

It's not about appearances or upholding tradition or anything like that. We're only inviting people who don't really care, and I only care about traditions that make me happy.

HOWEVER

A) It's fun to decorate and do something a lil fancy once in a while!

B) It's a good fucking excuse to actually make yourself clean the house properly, after putting it off all year.

#real life maybe #i moved back in with my housemates in September #and it's been a slow progress of unpacking while also studying #the living room was so full of boxes stuff for a while #esp since we were also doing a BUNCH of house cleaning and getting rid of a load of things #and then we were getting new closets for storage space #and in general it's been like non-stop low-level chaos since summer #now we've FINALLY got almost everything worked out #and like yes. everything not perfect? it's fine. no one cares. #but it feels so good to get stuff done!! #also pls note that one of us has ADHD and apparently just fucking permanent iron deficiency fatigue (me) #another also has ADHD and is super busy. and the last one is autistic and is disabled with chronic pain #so it's frankly amazing when we do make the house look great

[owl127]

Does Lexa ever get exasperated (lovingly) by junk-everywhere-clarke 😂

Oh, yes. Even though werewolves are comfortable with nudity, there is a limit, and someone’s junk in your face is beyond that limit (thus Anya’s reactions). Lexa tried to get Clarke to, you know, close her legs ("your mom is here, Clarke, for the gods"), but it’s hard to break a bad habit...

Here’s a snippet of life after the events of the fic (in their happily ever after, I guess)

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"Can you see them? Please tell me they’re close." Raven’s voice was tight with effort, and the small hill at the Arcadian park was a challenge as she approached her third semester. Anya’s supporting hand held steady on the small of her back, always close and protective. If Clarke had been overprotective when Lexa was pregnant, Anya took it to the next level. Raven complained because "there're only a dozen explosive experiments at the lab!", but she surrendered to it pretty easily.

"Just up there." Lexa saw the white ears and smiled, hearing the yipping of their pups. Clarke and the pups had gone ahead to secure a good spot for their picnic, and the shade under the large oak tree was perfect.

Everything was perfect until they saw Clarke spread over their picnic blanket.

"Unbelievable," Anya murmured, and Raven snorted.

"Every time. Since she was a pup," Raven added, pointing to the chair Anya was carrying. Anya unfolded it, placed a small pillow on it, and helped Raven sit down.

Lexa’s face warmed, and she licked her lips. The sight of Clarke’s body brought back memories from earlier this morning, which might be the reason why Clarke needed a nap. The nap itself wasn’t the problem; maybe Clarke should consider not sleeping while their pups ran around her in circles—one of their favorite activities—but her mate really should learn how to close her legs while sleeping. Or at least not to spread them as a fashion statement.

Their oldest touched her cold nose on Lexa’s leg, her ears still pup-round. She looked up at Lexa and fell dramatically, spreading her short legs the same way Clarke did.

"No!" Lexa barked, to which the pups jumped in response, and Clarke woke up, startled. Lexa picked up their daughter and sent direct orders through their wolf bond, with the small pup whining.

"What happened?" Clarke asked sleepily, and Raven kicked her knee lightly.

"Close your legs." Anya said while picking up the second pup, letting him lick her face.

"Clarke." Lexa had their daughter on her shoulder, calming her after the reprimand. "The pups cannot pick up on this."

Clarke blinked, confused, and licked her chops. "Napping?"

"The advertise-your-junk-for-everyone-to-see thing," Anya offered while pouring water for the pup in her lap. The boy almost jumped on the bowl, spreading water all over Anya, who, unphased, fished a towel from her bag and started drying the pup while he drank. Raven smiled softly at her mate, one hand on her belly, and looked at Clarke.

"The fact that everyone in our pack can give a detailed description of your penis is not a good thing, Clarke."

Lexa’s blush darkened at Raven’s words.

"Pee-is."

They froze at the small voice in the wolf bond, and every single pair of eyes focused on the pup in Lexa’s lap in expressions varying from horror to absolute delight. The girl marveled at the attention and repeated the word along with a happy bark. "Pee-is!"

Raven straight-up cackled, one hand flying to her mouth at Lexa’s murderous glare.

"Was your pup’s first word ‘penis’, Lex?" Anya asked in mock seriousness, her fangs glinting under her smirk.

"Oh boy," Clarke whined when Lexa’s glare landed on her. "It’s Raven’s fault!"

Unhelpfully, the little alpha repeated, "Pee-is!"

"Lexa, babe—"

Lexa stood, placing her daughter on the ground and stripping off her sundress before shapeshifting into her midnight-fur wolf form. "I’m going for a run with the pups," she declared, focusing her steely green eyes on Clarke. "This is on you." She growled but changed her posture when facing her pups. She picked up the boy from Anya’s lap with her mouth, and the small girl followed, tripping on her short legs before keeping up with her mom.

"Well, I think her pronunciation was awesome, and you should be proud," Raven said when Lexa walked away.

"You’re screwed," Anya snickered. "At least one person won’t be seeing your junk for a while."

#ask the owl #fire forest #drabble #lexa doesn't mind much when it's in their room #sexy times have arose from lexa waking up #seeing and then #why not? #but when they are in public she's like #no that's mine only #stop staring at my wife's junk pls #clexa #clexa fanfiction

[twinknote]

my room smells like cat pee and i’m deciding between ending it all and burning the house down. maybe both tbh

#one of the cats in this house just kinda pees. wherever. and it makes me actually want to die #they figured out she had a uti many years ago and it’s like. ok did it go away? is it still with us? #bc this needs to Stop #i don’t even let her in my room so idk why tf it smells in here. that’s why i’m fucking mad #my window has been open the whole time i’ve been gone too so. this is just cruel and unusual #someone kidnap me pls i’m begging u i can’t take it anymore #the smells of this house poison my soul every day and i’m losing my will to go on

[barbie-nightmare-house]

I have four pre programmed social pleasantries to offer and every time someone goes off script I am momentarily convinced I’m capable of murder.

#like let me fucking blunder in peace #I was watching over the neighbor kids in the pool #old lady pulls up right into my backyard. to drop another child that I did not invite #whatever #I babysit the kid sometimes #so I say Hi Nice To Meet You #she says. #we’ve met actually #… #:) well bitch I don’t recall pls elaborate #so SHES STARING AT MY TATTOO BLATANTLY AND GOES #it was two Easter’s ago #1. I sat at the kids table that Easter and didn’t say hi to anyone because I’m me. #2. You also did not say hello to me ma’am. we were in the same room but that doesn’t qualify as meeting #3. I laid on the couch until everyone left. plain view. what makes you think this exchange is valuable #if someone doesn’t remember you #just introduce yourself again brother. #then this lady stood there for a minute like staring at me and then talking about pool weather or something? Idk I stopped listening #and I was thinking cool we both fucked this interaction up which one of us has to die now? #I volunteer. #FUCKKKKINGGGG #I am so embarrassed. I just repeated myself to her with adjusted phrasing. #these tiny meaningless interactions haunt me btw. #trash bin tag

[soggypotatoes]

damn I really need to throw out all my old razors if I'm gonna commit to not buying new ones

I think part of me is desperately hanging onto self harm and doesn't wanna lose it but good lord. I'm thinking maybe I should buy new ones, so that I don't go around using old dirty ones that i can't seem to get myself to throw out, or if I should finally do the big thing and get rid of all of them and try to stop fr

#i havent rly tried to stop since i started #but I'm not sure im readyyy #also in the past when ive been without them #ive tried to cut with. other things #the worst one was a boxcutter i found in the back of a cupboard where i was housesitting #it was SO rusty like you could barely see the metal there was so much rust #THATS REALLY BAD I KNOW. THE WORST. IDK THIS DISEASE HAS YOU DOING SHIT LIKE THAT #ed mumbles #self harm ////// #also there are razor blades just sort of hanging around in my room lol #when my support worker helps me clean i have to tell her #dont put ur hand anywhere you can't see pls. be vigilant #im MESSY #shes tough thankfully

[babygirlcowboy]

oh oh oh tumblr desktop new layout I hate you soooo much!! worst who has ever done it!!!

#tumblr is trying so fucking hard to get me to deactivate #like bro this is my room pls stop demolishing it while I'm in here #I don't want to leave but you are lowkey making this a dangerous environment for me to be in ((<- looks too much like twitter))