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hellofanidea · 23 days
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ANOTHER!! it's cheating a bit bc it's technically 2 sentences but. oh well HAHAHAH
"Natalie is screaming in Spanish, George is screaming in Portuguese, and Arthur is trying to placate both in French, and Joe... well. Joe's going to go have a beer."
Lip's on the porch when he takes the bottle out there, and he raises an eyebrow as Joe joins him by the railing. They can still hear the yelling, if only faintly.
"At least they waited until your mom was out," Joe grunts, and Lip shakes his head in disbelief.
"What are they even doing in there? They know they can't understand each other, right?"
Joe just grunts again, taking a deep swig. They had started in English, but tempers rose faster than any of them could have predicted, and it had devolved quickly into pure yelling from what seemed like the core of them. Even Arthur's French seemed instinctual, the same way he would coo it when they had held each other in Europe.
"Blowing off steam, I guess. I ain't goin' back in until I hear something I understand or someone throws a punch."
Which is exactly the wrong thing to say, apparently, because thirty seconds later there's a yelp, and then silence.
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magnet-rise-anon · 3 months
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Ab's top 10 ships on here Go.
@serenalacksserenity
10. Everyone/Therapy (he was dead serious about this one)
9. Touya/Cheren
8. Teak/Rodney (mostly as a joke)
7. Sidon/Alex
6. Red/Blue
5. Gray/Bee/Marv/Touya/Abby (yes, the whole thing)
4. Mare/Zinnia
3. Burgh/Grimsley
2. Flare/Em
1. Rosie/Gwen
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ednyfedfychan · 2 months
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“Henry announced his betrothal to Jane Seymour the day after Anne’s death and married her with indecent haste. Even Chapuys, on 18 May, noted public anger that the king was so happy ‘since the arrest of the whore’. Here, essentially, is the great problem for historians of these years: that Henry appears as either mutt or monster.”
— Sarah Gristwood, Game of Queens
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mitski-im-your-man · 1 year
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2 yrs in a row spotify has called me a psychopath
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femmewulf · 1 year
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a is describing eda owlhouse as a "wizard libertarian"
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spiderversegf · 1 year
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one important thing that Must be understood about interpersonal relationships is that you have to stop interacting with people who love you like they’re one slip-up away from leaving you. you have to trust that the ppl you love mean what they say. you have to believe that when they say “this hurt my feelings,” that they’re also saying, “can you please love me this other way next time?” and you have to wrap your head around the fact that even if you don’t understand Why someone loves you, you can accept that that they do. true, honest, & open love does not function like hp in a video game !!!!!!
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jeanivere · 8 months
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sketch feat. the tweets that inspired it
tell me you guys get it tho like why is he built
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sophiasrant · 5 months
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hc that no one on the JL (or any of the teams) will let bats do the heavy lifting, ever
Like one day they need to carry an unconscious Flash after a battle and someone else (who has a broken arm) is like “who is well enough that they can carry him” and Batman, ceo of ignoring his injuries™️, is like “I got this” but his mouth starts leaking blood while he’s carrying flash. Superman (who was holding up a building) x-rays him & is like “YOU HAVE THREE BROKEN RIBS AND INTERNAL BLEEDING. WHY ARE YOU CARRYING FLASH?” “…I am well enough to carry flash”
anyway this applies to all bats. Someone asks if someone else can volunteer to help them lift something and, no matter what, Kon puts his hand over Tim’s mouth bc of the broken leg incident™️. Tim will never even be allowed a chance to make a case or attempt to answer the call.
Someone asks if Robin can help to carry something and Jon immediately replies “no he can’t. I’ll do it tho.” bc Damian once tried to conduct cleanup (lifting pieces of broken buildings and concrete) post alien-invasion with a stab wound (it was multiple stab wounds but only Jon figured that out)
Someone asks nightwing if he can carry stuff to the car and all of a sudden you have eight people shouting “NO” bc he once offered to carry someone’s old 60 pound box TV to storage while he had a gunshot wound. They only learned about the gunshot wound after he fainted & the tv fell on top of him.
Jason leaves before anyone can ask him to help with anything
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Steph and Cass fight over who carries the thing for the other person, but usually neither of them volunteer. They're gone the second the battle is over. Babs never has to carry shit even if it's a loaf of bread because she goes "wow, really? have the wheelchair bound girl carry shit for you, sure" so the person stammers and she gets away with it every single time.
Duke is allowed to carry things. (Other teams have yet to find out about his injuries.) In fact, they compliment him on being responsible enough to not over-exert himself. He smiles back. (He's trying not to laugh.)
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ladders101 · 4 months
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gay rep is like “kyaaaaaah!!! i like a boy but… i’m a boy >////<?!?!” meanwhile queerbait will be “it’s not a game for me troy. i’m seeing real lava because you’re leaving. it’s embarrassing and i don’t want to be crazy, but i am crazy so… i made a game that made you and everyone else see what i see. i don’t want it to be there either, i swear. i want you to be able to leave, but i don’t think the lava goes away until you stop leaving”
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knifearo · 5 months
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you can literally just be aromantic. it’s free and nobody’s stopping you :)
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saelestia · 24 days
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"MY MAN"
four characters who make you yell "MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN" !! I'll go first !
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thought this was a silly idea keep it going! tagging ; @rrairey @httpshujii @cindol @seneon @cheriiyaya @accidentcache @suntoru and anyone else wanting to participate !
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hellofanidea · 23 days
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oooohhhhhh setence prompts my favorite~~
"I'm not jealous, Nat, I just think you hang around Web a lot-- I just don't get it, is all."
Not jealous, my hind end, Nat thought, looking at how Arthur was stood, arms crossed and posture shifted away like a petulant child. He reminded her briefly of Margie's baby brother, and the conflicting swell of feelings that brought up in her choked her more than she wanted to admit.
"What is there to get?" She asked him. "He's part of my platoon, you want me to avoid the man because you think he's weird?"
"I don't think he's weird," Arthur argued, throwing his arms out in frustration. Immediately, the wind went from his sails, and he went back to pouting, though this time it seemed more embarrassed. Almost guilty. "Just don't get why you like him so much."
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magnet-rise-anon · 3 months
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funny enough, ab doesn't really seem as interested in shipping konnie and the pink bastard as much as he enjoys watching them bicker
im with him on this one lmao
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ednyfedfychan · 2 months
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— Charles Beem, Queenship in Early Modern Europe
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parkercore-69 · 2 months
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yo guys i think it’s pretty sweet when Troy smiles at the camera when Abed’s filming ☹️
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femmewulf · 11 months
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bf said he found me in the sewers :( on beautiful princess island :)
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