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hisui-dreamer · 5 months

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Eyy so can I request for fem!reader headcanons that she has a familiar that is actually the Stitch himself? With first years' reaction (Lol imagine Stitch literately gonna throw hands with Ace during their first meeting and still hold grudges-)

cute and fluffy!

Characters: First Years (Ace, Deuce, Jack, Epel, Ortho, Sebek, Grim)

Synopsis: how the first years get along with your cute and fluffy dog familiar

Tags: mostly platonic but can be romantic (except ortho), stitch!, fluff, crack

Word count: 1.4k+

Notes: definitely should have wrote this back in the summer, buuut now we all get to think of nostalgic summer vibes hehe

Masterlist

bond: 5/10

you can't tell me these two don't argue(?) every moment they have

usually it's ace trying to play a prank on him, get revenge on him

but stitch is way too clever, and always manages to shift all the blame onto ace

ace can try all his might to convince us, but his acting skills are way too flashy to be realistic

just look at those big innocent eyes! how could you accuse him like that, ace!

all the while stitch is just on your shoulder, smirking at ace

though there are times when these two team up, particularly when they're trying to prank other people

riddle and deuce get pranked... a lot

usually it's stitch either playing cute, or messing around to create a distraction for ace

they're a powerful team these two T_T

"Hey prefect! Have a little faith in me, okay?!" Ace says, his eyes wide in disbelief. "It really wasn't me, it was Stitch!" he points towards Stitch, sitting comfortably on your shoulder. You shift your gaze to Stitch, and he tilts his head innocently.

Raising an eyebrow, you look back at Ace.

"Argh! You're getting tricked by him again!"

"Haka taba, ika patootie!" your familiar exclaims.

(How embarrassing, stupid head!)

bond: 7/10

these two get along pretty well!

stitch really admires deuce for trying his best, even if his efforts aren't always visible

it reminds him of himself, so he's always enthusaistic about helping deuce when he struggles!

though... deuce is pretty much fooled by stitch's cuteness most of the time, so he still gets pranked by stitch

only deuce usually doesn't realise stitch was the culprit, and even if he does, he just ends up laughing good-heartedly

they're like the sweet elder brother and the genius little brother omg

"Hm? Oh, hi Stitch," Deuce acknowledges quietly, his gaze fixed on the textbook, unfazed by Stitch's arrival on the adjacent seat. Stitch makes a questioning sound, and only then does Deuce turn to face him.

"Oh, I'm trying to figure this question here," he points to the page. "I just can't get my head around it... How did they get that answer...."

Stitch peers at the page for a moment, then reaches for Deuce's pen, swiftly scribbling away at a scrap piece of paper. Once he's done, he holds it up for Deuce to see.

"Wha-? Wait.. you solved it??" Deuce mumbles. His eyes scan over the page as a sudden realization dawning in his eyes. "So that's how you do it...! Thanks Stitch!" he says as he pulls Stitch in for a hug.

bond: 6/10

omg best workout buddies!!

yeah, he isn't really affected by stitch's cuteness

but his strength??? absolutely

these two love having competitions to see who can lift more weight

im sorry jack, it's stitch, you can't beat my six-armed alien dog familiar

but if anything, this just motivates jack to work on his muscles even more

positive loop i guess??

and stitch joins him sometimes! but he gets frustrated at the equipment easily

so make sure you stop him before he starts throwing things around

his dream is to see stitch and leona having an arm wrestle but we all know that's not happening soon T_T

sibling rivalry vibes fr

"Alright, you want me to move that bookshelf over there right? Where exactly do you-"

Before Jack can even finish his sentence, the bookshelf quickly moves to the other side of the room in a blur of blue, exactly where you wanted it.

"Pitcha! Stitch! Strong! Ahahahaha!" Stitch cackles, rolling on the floor with laughter.

(Done!)

You feel Jack tense up beside you. "Grrrr... Are you tryin' to show off??" he growls. He turned to you, determination evident in his eyes, "Prefect! What else would you like to move? Leave it to me!"

bond: 8/10

epel has a lot to learn from stitch!

anyone with a keen eye can tell stitch is really good at fooling other people with his cute appearance

and many times, he can use it to his advantage! mostly from you, lilia, and floyd who cannot resist the cute and fluffy

the poison apple is always observing stitch to see how he can use his features as his weapon

and stitch very glady teaches epel in alien talk but we've got body language, because epel always brings delicious apple snacks for him!

so you always find epel listening attentively while stitch does some dramatic recreation of a scenario

Perched on a cushion, Stitch begins to act out a scene, the crumbs of apple pie still lingering on his face.

"Uhh... some bad guy caught you in his arms?"

Stitch vigorously nods, then switches to a puppy dog face and executes a jump-kick in the air.

"You acted cute... and then you managed to kick him?"

Stitch nods again, transitioning between a sweet, innocent expression and a fierce, growling one.

"Ahhh... So you shifted between being cute to catch them off guard..." Epel hums thoughtfully. "That's really smart Stitch!"

Proud, Stitch beams, "Stitch! El kiyotay!"

(Good idea!)

bond: 7/10

in the same vein that ortho is a sweet kid who has a mischevious side, he gets along really well with stitch!

he loves how affectionate stitch can be with hugs, and also finds it funny how he can lose his temper very easily

he's also fascinated with the alien stuff, after all, stitch's existence proves there are extraterrestrial beings! he loves expanding on his database

the two of them also love building tiny gadgets out of whatever scraps they find, it's like a competition to see who can come up with a more useful gadget

not to mention, his big bro is dying to meet stitch! a cute alien dog who loves climbing onto other people's shoulders? sign him up!

but his social energy can't... so it's up to ortho to get more interactions with stitch!

"You're so cool Stitch!" Ortho laughs as he takes in the sandcastel Stitch built in seconds. "Idia would be so impressed..."

Stitch makes a inquisitive sound, prompting Ortho to explain, "Oh, Idia is my big brother! He'd absolutely be amazed by you, but he's too shy to make new friends," Ortho pouts.

Stitch tilts his head and asks, "Ohana?"

"Ohana?" Ortho repeats. "You've said that before... it means family right? Yeah, Idia is my Ohana."

"Goobaja! Meet! Ohana!" he exclaims.

(Let's go!)

"You want to meet my big bro?" Ortho asks. Seeing Stitch's enthusiasm, Ortho laughs again, "Hmm... alright then, let's go see him now!"

bond: 2/10

oh boy... these two should not be in the same room together

it all started when sebek was looking for malleus during one of malleus' late night ramshackle visits

and though malleus was endeared by how unstartled stitch was to just casually climb onto his shoulder, sebek certainly was not

"HOW DARE THE CREATURE CLIMB ONTO MY LIEGE'S SHOULDER!!!"

of course, first impressions really do matter, so whenever the two of them see each other...

they hiss at each other. both of them.

though sebek will behave if lilia or malleus are present, but the silence vanquishes almost immediately when they're gone

he will be impressed by stitch's physical strength and speed, just in a more condescending way as compared to jack

"Sebek. isn't it amazing how strong Stitch is? He lifted so many logs at once!" Lilia exclaims admiringly, while Stitch grins smugly.

"Yes., Lilia... It certainly is impressive..." Sebek mumbles, shifting his gaze to a glare directed at Stitch. "...for a creature of such moderate stature,"

Stitch, in turn, growls ferociously back at Sebek. "Meega, nala kweesta!"

"Oh dear..." Lilia sighs. "Young people these days are always so eager to get into fights,"

bond: 4/10

what do you mean his henchman has a familiar?! you're his henchman!!

ahem ahem jealousy

will argue about everything with stitch, and he could be completely wrong but still argues confidently

honestly, stitch finds grim amusing

it's kinda like a 'i don't need to prove myself to you' smug grin

fights about food! always.

stitch your favourite food isn't even tuna, stop bullying grim T_T

but stitch is still a sweetheart sometimes, and will be nice/help grim whenever he can

"Hench-man!" Grim exclaims as he jumps up and down. "Why does that guy get to sit on your shoulder? It's not fair~"

"Grim, didn't you complain when I carried you last time?" you ask.

Grim freezes for a moment. "Well... uh... That's different! I wanna see from high up too!"

Stitch laughs at his response, "Wahaha! Toga meega patookie!"

(Kiss my butt)

"Henchman~" Grim whines.

Sighing, you pick Grim up and have him sit on the other shoulder. Oh, the woes of having two 'familiars'.

Masterlist

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#twstnexus #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #ace trappola #twisted wonderland ace #deuce spade #twisted wonderland deuce #jack howl #twisted wonderland jack #epel felmier #twisted wonderland epel #ortho shroud #twisted wonderland ortho #sebek zigvolt #twisted wonderland sebek #twisted wonderland grim

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dangermousie · 4 months

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This girl should have been a Mountie because she always gets her man. Honestly, the fact that she melts him not once but twice and that she honestly rescues him here post jail in a more tangible sense than in school where she just rescued him from being self-sufficiently alone - is so so good! And I love that she decides to help him get his company back not because she thinks she wants back with him (she, at least on a conscious level, holds no hope or interest) but because she wants to fix injustice - and what happened to him with regard L&P was unjust. (But also, if you think about it, while not one person or one event is responsible for the tragedy, the reason FZJ went after his sister is because LX went after FZJ. And LX had no interest in FZJ at all - he never would have bothered going after the man if she didn’t ask; he knew she hated FZJ and went to be her knight and and all those other horrible things followed as a cascade - Gao's resentment getting turbocharged, his being in position to take over, the sister thing and the aftermath. Of course she's not at fault, but being who she is, I bet she feels responsibility.)

But anyway, she finds out he's going to apply to this dinky company for a job (because it's the only one he has any chance with due to his record) and she ditches her fancy foreign job and applies to this barely paying anything hole. AAAA!

His vulnerable face when he hears her voice!!!!!

The contrast between how he was, how they were, before and now is just - and the thing is even with her, look how wary he is and how generally down when nobody is looking and he doesn't have to hide. He really does come across as beaten so badly by life - his arrogance to Gao isn't false but it's not the entire picture. It covers up the many many cracks and it all breaks my heart.

He may supposedly not care (good luck) but look at him shoulder ahead to clear a path so as to make sure she can walk without the box dudes getting in the way.

The interview is genuinely hilarious.

Have you noticed that even this early on, even as fucked up and locked down as he is, he's still ten times more alive around her than at any other time.

That would be a great name for a show!

The way he enjoys watching (not longer) his girl run circles in her typical fashion...

Oh my God ahahahaha

This is everything! I am dying!

I do love how this drama can turn from hilarious to heartbreaking on a dime. Because we go from there to that guy reading her resume, so insanely impressed and we see Li Xun's face as he confirms that his sacrifice was worth it but also how utterly far she is from him now, miles bigger difference than before.

Look at that last cap, he still loves her so utterly! (Unlike Gao, he is happy for someone who did better than him...)

#cdrama #chen feiyu #zhang jingyi #lighter and princess

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buckyalpine · 1 year

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Hi sweet dolcezza (that is Italian and means sweetness so sweet sweetness :) )

Hope you are doing well, I want to thank you again for your beautiful blog and wonderful works.

I am reading the last things you posted, beautiful as always!

Since I live for the drama, the sadness, the darkness...

I was thinking about how a broken boy with traumas, Bucky 🫢, would react about his girlfriend having mental health problem.

Maybe she has been developing them...

She wasn't always like that, she lost her sparkle and he doesn't know her like this, he sees another person, another woman, another human.

He can't understand and is confused, maybe mad.

On one side I think about him being supportive, on the other I think about him being disrespectful and invalidating, like he had lived major traumas but, he says "he is not complaining so much about it or playing the victim" like her.

-I had this hint because my mental health is not good, I have severe OCD, since I was a kid basically I remember being this way since the age of five four. I am struggling with ed and borderline personality disorder.

And I had partners that, even if they lived traumas, still invalidated mine a lot and called me names, so the were basically toxic.-

And i can't picture where Bucky could fall. Toxic? Supportive?

I love him, but sometimes he acts shady and not always I can read him.

I see him dark most of the time.

But they can always repair the relationship and be together or not?

(I am problematic with toxic guys ahahahaha)

Sorry for this and my life story, noone asked about buy still. I just think you are the best person to write something as deep.

I really hope you are doing good and enjoying your day so far.

A lot of kisses and hugs and support.

🌺

18+

Babes we are one in the same with toxic men. I like to think there's the version of Bucky who has so much love and empathy for others going through mental health struggles and then there’s the Bucky who loves you but doesn’t know how to process things and acts impulsively. Here, we look at the second.

Warnings: Angst, Mental health issues, some toxic behavior, (happy ending, they learn to fix things)

Disclaimer: Some of the stuff in this fic are things I/others have gone though so please refrain from comments about why the reader stayed or what the reader should have done or how the story should have gone. Sometimes I get super sucked into the angsty parts and struggle to undo the damage so don’t read too much into it.

I imagine it starts off bad because Bucky's still learning to deal with his own mental health and there are times where he can be selfish without meaning to. He's so used to having you comfort and take care of him, he doesn't know what to do when you start to change. He’s been through so much, he can’t imagine someone else feeling his level of anguish.

You’re no longer the same person he fell in love with. Your sparkle is gone. A grey dullness encasing you. He doesn’t know when things changed or why but he just wants you back; the distance between you both gets worse with each passing day. You try your best to still be there for him because you know he needs it; you love him with all your heart even when your own feels heavy.

"Baby, are you okay?"

"I’m fine"

Bucky practically scoffs when you ask him how he’s doing because you should know he’s never fine. He’s never okay. He doesn't know why you bother asking him when its the same shit he deals with on a daily basis.

You can't bring yourself to tell him how you're feeling because you know he doesn't have the capacity to help you when he's struggling himself. He shrugs, not knowing what else to say, letting you wallow in your misery, taking his frustrations out during his workouts instead. Things continue to worsen; you fall deeper in your spiral while Bucky continues to shut you not, realizing it’s you who needs him.

“Can we talk?”

You’re desperate at this point, hoping maybe he’ll at least listen but he shakes his head instead. Bucky can’t stop the bitterness that starts to rise in his chest; he missed his ma, his sisters. His missed living in a world where he understood the things around him, where he didn’t have to feel like a lost toddler every time he stepped outside. His feelings have nothing to do with you, he really does love you but all the bitterness spills onto the one person who is always there for him.

“What’s the point y/n”

“I-I just feel...” You shrug, not knowing how to tell Bucky of all people that you felt empty.

“What do you feel. I don’t know what you even complain for”

“I feel like I have no one Bucky” You felt your stomach drop when his eyes bore into you, as if he's challenging your feelings.

“You still have your cousins, other family, friends. You complain so much but you’re so spoiled. I’m going through shit too, but you don’t see me acting like a victim”

You swallow the anger that tries to rise, trying to understand his point of view. It all comes to a boiling point because you're trying your hardest to hold it together while he doesn’t see your spiral break down. You felt your heart splinter; after every time you had held him, loved him, cared for him, he looked at you with emptiness.

“Bucky, I know you’re going through things-

“Things? You think I can just turn this fucking shit off y/n? I’m not fucking normal, and you’ll never fucking get it. Honestly, I don’t know what to tell you, I’ll stay at Steve’s tonight”

He makes his way to the door and you know you can’t be alone tonight, there’s too much going on inside.

“Please don’t” your voice is a plea, your practically begging at this point. You can feel your throat tighten because you feel selfish for struggling when he’s been through so much worse.

“Bucky please stay” you trail behind him, your knees shaking. You try to tug at his wrist but he doesn’t let you. When you finally try to cling onto his arm, his composure breaks.

“GET OFF ME” he pulls out of your grasp, sending you stumbling back. He’s usually mindful of his strength but he doesn’t think and you lose your balance, ending up on the floor. He freezes in utter disbelief with himself, he’d never in a million years even try to hurt you.

“Fuck, baby I’m so so-”

“Don’t”

Your eyes are now stone cold, your voice was low. He tries to help you up but you scramble away from him, adding distance between you both. He takes a step forward again but something isn’t right, he finally sees how broken you look.

“Y/n….”

“GET OUT”

Your voice tore through the walls and his eyes are wide with fear because he's never seen you so broken. He’s never heard you raise your voice like this; you’d always spoken to him softly. He’s scared because he didn’t mean to push you to your breaking point and he doesn’t know how to take it back.

"I-"

“GET THE FUCK OUT”

You pick yourself off the floor, your heart beating through your chest. You practically see red, after everything you had done for him, he called you selfish; you sat through every one of his panic attacks, his depressed days, his nightmares. He couldn't listen to you for one night.

"You fucking piece of shit"

You angrily tried to wipe your face, moving away from him to pack a bag, not wanting to be near him for a minute longer. You go straight to your room while he runs after you, panic rising, he wants to cry but he can’t, not right now.

“Doll I’m sorry-

“I don’t care” You rummage through some of your belongings, feeling yourself go numb. You felt like your mind didn’t even belong to you anymore, your body moving in autopilot. Bucky hates the vacant look on your face, he wants to hold you and tell you he’s sorry. He tries to wrap his arms around you, not knowing what else to do but you shove him away, shaking your head.

“Don’t-don’t touch me, don’t ever fucking touch me again”

He watches helplessly when you rip yourself away, shoving a few things into your duffle bag, not meeting his eyes.

"I-I don't fucking love you, I-I'm d-d-one with you"

“Baby please don’t go”

“Oh, so when you beg, I have to stay?” You scoff, letting out a humorless laugh “Fuck off”

He’s terrified now because while your movements are robotic, your body is shaking and you don’t even seem to notice. Bucky hates seeing you trembling; you’re about to leave the room and walk out but he stops you.

“Bucky, move” You suck in a breath, your nails digging into your hands, but he stays rooted in place.

“No bubba”

“Don’t call me that” Your voice trembles, another surge of anger flowing through you when he tries to reach out for you. “I SAID DON’T TOCUH ME”

He pulls you to his chest and you try to rip yourself free but he doesn’t let you go.

“LET GO”

Bucky shakes his head, hugging you tighter, his tears dampening your hair. The screams and wails ripping from your chest burn his insides, you desperately try to escape but he cradles you closer.

“M’sorry”

“L-let me g-o”

“M’sorry baby, I’m sorry, I’m sorry” He doesn’t care that your hitting his chest, he doesn’t care that your hands keep striking him. He can feel your body give way, your breaths uneven, months of pain spilling out all at once. He hugs you tighter like he should have done ages ago, realizing you needed him more than ever. Your body continues to fight but your angry screams turn into pained sobs.

“I’m so sorry my babygirl”

He carefully carries you to the bed where he can hold you in his lap. He tries to think of what you do for him, warming your body, rubbing his hands along your back and arms. He feels awful because you always take such good care of him and he was grasping at straws trying to do the same for you. You deserved so much more.

“Shhhh” His lips brush against your forehead, one hand gently rubbing your chest while the other continues to soothe your back so he can regulate your breathing. “Slowly baby, breathe with me, okay?”

You say nothing, but you try to follow his breaths, letting him take care of you. He continues to tell you how much he loves and cares for you, how sorry is he for hurting you. Exhaustion takes over and you allow yourself to fall asleep with him. A part of you is still angry but your too weak to move and you need to be held.

You wake up in the middle of the night feeling his chest tremble against you. His soft sniffles are muffled as he tries to keep his cries down while cuddling you close.

“Bucky?” You lift your head to see his broken expression.

“I’m s-sorry” He chokes out, breaking down. He feels selfish again because he should be the one comforting you but he was angry with himself. “I-I can’t believe I hurt you angel”

You move up so you can wipe some of his tears, his face puffy having cried for hours through the night.

“I just needed you” You gently your fingers through his hair trying to calm him down.

“I-I said shit I never should have said baby, I’m sorry. M’sorry sweet girl”

“Why did you say those things” you whisper, your voice still hoarse.

“I’m so sorry angel, I- there’s not excuse, I’m sorry I was so selfish doll”

You nod, still feeling drained though a part of you feels better. You hadn’t fully forgiven him yet but you knew he meant every word plus there was no one else in the world you loved as much as him. He thinks about the way he mistreated you, realizing he really didn’t deserve your forgiveness at all. Your words replay in his head and his breaths become shallow.

“Do-do you not love me anymore?” His voice is a broken whisper. You knew you didn’t mean it. The thought nearly kills him. He would have gone through hydra again over ever losing your love. Your thumb brushes over his lips silencing him.

“Please don’t say you don’t love me” He nuzzles himself further into your side, hugging you tightly, his voice a whimper. “Please, I’m sorry”

“I was just angry Bucky. I love you” He calms down slightly but hes still on edge with himself. He wants to do better. He wants to take care of you. You had been there through everything for him and you deserved the same love a thousand times over.

“I promise I’ll try harder angel”

He stays true to his word.

It doesn’t resolve overnight.

But he learns. And so do you.

He’s patient with you. He gives you endless love. He has his own hard days, and so do you but your by each others side through it all. He sees your sparkle return brighter than ever,

Because he really does love you.

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diodellet · 2 months

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Hihi Lili here, this is the first time I’m requesting something on here/ I'm not used to tumblr very much TT so i’m sorry in advance if I get anything wrong!!

For the valentine’s event would it be okay to ask for 1. w/ Jamil :3 and have she/her pronouns? As for a descriptors the only thing I really have for that is long black hair and warm brown skin if that’s alright :>

Also I just wanted to mention too, I absolutely love your writing especially the way you write Jamil it’s so so so good omg

💌Jamil Viper + Prompt #1 (“It feels… good to be around you.”)

The simple admission catches you both offguard, spills out into the dim silence of Jamil’s bedroom like moonlight.

You look up from your lap to meet his gaze in the mirror. He’s partway through fixing your hair into two braids, with the first completed one resting over your left shoulder. You can faintly detect the lingering fragrance of the hair oil that he applied beforehand.

“I’m sorry?” Your pulse thrums erratic in your ribcage.

He clears his throat, but it does little to diminish the embarrassment in his voice. “Please forget I said that.”

“No, no I didn’t mean to—I like being around you too…!” You turn to face him properly but he puts a stop to that action with a free hand planted atop your head, keeping your gaze pointed towards the mirror.

“Let—let me finish first.”

“...okay.” And you keep your head still, your nerves hyperaware of his touch and each gentle tug as he continues the braid.

“I didn’t mean to let that slip out, but I’ve been thinking about…this for a while now.”

Of course, there wasn’t any denying the fact that the two of you were in some kind of relationship, something deeper than friends but not as exclusive as boyfriend and girlfriend. Nevermind marriage, that was completely out of the question. Yet even something as amorphous as soulmates has crossed your mind more than once.

“And I realized that this hasn’t—that I haven’t—been fair to you. Especially if I keep being careless.”

Maybe that was part of the problem, that until this point, the both of you were careful not to disturb what you’d kept unspoken. That you merely followed his lead, folding yourself neatly along the boundaries that guided his life. That you left yourselves susceptible to moments of sudden openness.

“So you don’t have to keep playing along, I’ll understand.”

With a final twist of the hair band, his fingertips brush against your shoulders before pulling away.

Before he moves out of reach, your hand closes around his. “Jamil. ”

His expression is one of practiced calmness, but there’s a tinge of vulnerability in his irises that tears at you. “Yes?”

“Never put words into my mouth again.” And you grab him by the front of his shirt to pull him in for a kiss to punctuate that statement. If he got the wrong idea from that, well.

a/n: aaaaa ur too kind lili 🤧💕💕don't worry, ur doing absolutely gucci!! (belated) happy valentines!! thanks for sending in a request ahahahaha i think i got a little bit carried away with this one oops, either way i hope u enjoyed reading this💕💕

#aka jamil viper would it kill u to stop catastrophizing for 0.5 seconds #jamil accepting rejection as a contingency plan THIS GUYYYYY I SWEARRRRR #this drabble was jamil basically going: i like u oops wait that was too honest bye #and reader going: u fucking dumbass i like u too stop running #dellet-writings #dellet-asks #just-a-little-silly #jamil viper x reader #fem!reader #twst x reader #jamil viper #twisted wonderland x reader

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curekibouka-writing · 1 year

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May I have a Rollo x reader scenario?👀👀 In which they are sorta debating, like Reader disagreeing with his views+his definition of justice(?)+both stating their own opinion and stuffs+sorta warm up to each other as the process goes on Btw, totally wouldn't mind for some angst in this if there's any u can think of fitting, that is

Thxx in advance🙏🙏 And take your time<(￣︶￣)/

Burn Your Way Out

**Major spoilers for Glorious Masquerade event**

A/N: When I realise I genuinely have trouble writing Rollo 💀 But thanks for the request, I wanted to write Rollo even though it's difficult (and probably not good) ;~;

“I apologise for having you involved in this,” Rollo settles near the Bell of Salvation, his back facing you, “But you will be safer here than with your companions. The flowers will not harm you and nor will I, so I’d appreciate it if you do not run off.”

You did, in fact, try to run off, only to fail because he captured you with a swift immobilising spell. Crimson flowers shot up to his wrist, glowing in the delicious magic they can suck from him, but he put you down without a flinch.

As he finishes instructing you to stay put, he places his handkerchief over his mouth and gazes far outside, into an abyss of fiery flowers. Waves and waves of screams devour the night’s silence. He sees, he hears, and his dead eyes come alive with an icy smile as all the red blazes in them.

“Are you satisfied?” you snap, “Destroying so many futures, crushing so many dreams.”

He stays silent for a moment. You know that he knows.

“Magic had shown me a dream too,” he stows away his handkerchief, “and destroyed a future too.” He straightens his back, “I will not let it happen again.”

“And you think it’s worth it? You think this is justice?”

“Of all people, of all creatures,” he turns his gaze to you, no more red in his eyes, only an ashen wistfulness left in its place, “I had thought you would understand. Magic is evil, all it brings upon us is calamity.”

“You are bringing a calamity upon this city, you—”

“It’s for the right cause. Magic is power, power that corrupts us, blinds us, power that we are not ready for. A world without it… a world like yours must be fairer, kinder.”

In a world like yours, he thinks, his brother would’ve lived.

“A world like mine? Aha… ahahahaha!” You burst out laughing, catching him by surprise, “So you’re blaming magic for unfairness? Have you seen the world? We are all corrupt from the start, we are blind from the get-go. Aren’t you the perfect example?”

You can almost see the anguish boil in his eyes, flaring dangerously like a monster in the dark as it reaches the brim. He pushes through flowers latching onto him to take a strong step at you, “I am not…!” His voice does not follow that momentum.

“You are caged. Caged in a cycle to prove your ‘justice’ to no one but yourself. So don’t expect me to understand. I’m not any kinder or any blinder without magic.”

“You—” Rollo looks at the city outside once again, and now the noises pound inside his chest like the tolls of the bell. He dislikes it, this awareness that he is making a mistake and despite all he still charges forward. It reminds him of innocence, of recklessness. It reminds him of childhood, of the time when he had seen his brother faltering, heard his brother panting, yet he did not stop him.

And perhaps you are right to some extent. How can he stop now? His wrongs not yet righted, his purpose not yet fulfilled. How can he face himself?

“I had to do something,” he clenches his sceptre, the slightest hint of uncertainty ripples in his eyes, “How else should I atone? How else do I set things right?”

How else can he be free?

“You can’t.” You state coldly, piercing through the tolls in his heart. “The past is past. It’s gone. It’s dead. You can’t fix anything of it no matter what you do. All this,” you charge right up to him, easily moving through the flowers reaching up to your calf, throwing a hand toward the fiery pit outside, “All this! Is pointless, selfish, stupid. You are covering up a mistake by making another, you can’t justify a lie with another.”

The voices shrieking “That’s not true, that’s not true!” in his head every day, voices that crush every attempt to waver his conviction, are somehow quieter when it’s you who speak. He can hear you over them.

He wants to take another step toward you. He wants to listen to you. Maybe you are not wrong, maybe you can free him.

He moves, but his feet are pinned in place, chained by fire crackling in whispers. They tell him it was his fault. They tell him this is his duty. They tell him he must fix it with his own two hands.

His eyes widen as if he is suddenly awake. A powerful blast peels you off the ground, throwing you away from him.

“My past cannot be gone. My past cannot be dead! You don’t understand what I must entrust my hopes to just to get by. You don’t understand after all.”

Flowers coil around his wrists, yanking his arms downward, and he doesn’t fight them.

You slowly get to your feet— he didn’t hurt you as he promised. You approach him again, he looks so, so small against the fiery crimson pulling him into their grasp.

He does not back away. He wordlessly regards you with his dark eyes, letting you come close enough to look into his eyes as well. What do you see in them this time?

With a loud snap, you grab the vines on his arms and rip them off. You take his palm and shove the now harmless flowers in it, “They are dead. You are alive. We are alive. Their path has reached an end and you’re not walking on it. Our paths are ours to pave and you have no right to it. Don’t entrust your hopes to what isn’t yours, you will never be free.”

Rollo considers your words hesitantly, falling to silence. And for the first time, you see no flame or ash in his dark eyes. You see rain. It’s a thing of sadness, of change, and of beauty.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst writing #twst x reader #rollo flamm #rollo flamme #twst rollo #glorious masquerade #rollo flamm x reader #rollo flamme x reader #twst fanfic #twisted wonderland fanfiction #twst scenarios #twisted wonderland scenarios #twisted wonderland writing #twst requests #twst masquerade #twst glorious masquerade

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dumbstuffsstuff · 10 months

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Whispers || EiMiko || Genshin

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Yae Miko finds out that Ei is adorably ticklish. Need I say more? Edit: I had so much fun writing this is so cutee jsjsjsksk!!

Switch! Yae and Ei

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Today, Raiden Ei had a meeting with some important Inazumans, and as her loyal servant and wife, Yae Miko joins her at every meeting. Although, Ei feel reluctant to let her come. It’s a wall Yae has to beat down every time.

“You really don’t have to come,” Ei states as she gets dressed for the meeting.

“I enjoy being your company,” Yae Miko helps her to straighten the fabric of her Kimono.

“But you do so much for me already, I just hate dragging you to these boring things,” Ei sighs, resting her head on the fox’s shoulder.

“Nothing is boring as long as I’m with you,” Yae Miko kisses her forehead and smiles at the Raiden’s blush.

“Then let’s go, we’ll be late if we wait any longer.”

“Hm. And the trees could use some replanting. They just look so old. Also when are you going to fix the cracked pravements? I almost tripped on those on my way here. We must fix everything!”

Ei and Miko stand there, waiting for the inspector to finish his rant, his enployees nodding along at every sentence and complaint.

Yae shifts closer to Ei, raising her chin to the woman’s cheek and whispering into her ear, “It might take a while to please this guy.”

“Yeep!”

The inspector stops for a moment to see Raiden Ei stand with scrunched shoulders and her hands covering her left ear. She has a faint blush on her cheeks.

“A bug… Flew on me… Proceed, inspector.”

Yae Miko giggles quietly and Ei glares at her wife teasingly. In response, Yae whispers in her ear more, soaking in the small and quiet squeals that emit from the Archon.

“Y-Yae! S-Shhshshh…” Ei scrunches her shoulders to block her neck and ear, squirming to back away. But Yae holds her waist to pull her back in.

“Thihis is embarrassing! We’re ihin public, eeee!”

The conference team was now staring at the two with fish eyes and jaws open. Raiden blushes more and manages to escape Yae’s grasp.

“I-I assure you we will be taking care of your concerns immediately.”

“Hmph. Good.”

~Later~

“Ei, darling~ You never told me you were ticklish!” Yae Miko approaches her wife from behind and gently tickles her neck.

“YEEhe! Yahae! Plehehease!” Ei jumps away from the fox, but the sly Yae Miko grabs her waist and pulls her to the couch.

“My cute and adorable wife is ticklish! Can you believe it?” she nibbles on her neck, “she tastes delicious~ and she is ALL MINE!”

“YAHahae! Nooohohoho!! Nohohot the nibbling! Plehehase!”

“I’m sorry, dear, I just can’t help it~ You’re too squishy,” Yae squishes her sides and Ei jumps even more, squealing louder and falling back into her lover’s touch.

“YEEEHEHEHheheheh!! YAhahahaeee! Ihit’s sooohoho tihicklish!”

“But you’re leaning into the tickles~ I think you might like this,” Yae kisses the back of her neck while skittering her fingers against Ei’s sides and ribs.

Ei screeches with laughter, arching her back at each prod and with each poke reveals a brand new string of laughter.

“YAHAHAahahaeee!! WAHAahaittt!! Yohohou’re rihihight!! You are right!”

“Huh?” Yae stops the tickling for a moment.

“You’re right, dear. I love it,” Raiden’s blush returns and she burries her face into her wife’s pink hair, which tickles her face and causes her to continue giggling.

“Aawww~ Eiiii!!” Yae spiders her stomach and goes back to nibbling on her neck.

“YAHAHAHA!! WAHAahhaahHIHITT! NOOHOHOhohohohoo!”

“No?? But you said you like it!”

“EEeeehehehehe!! Yohohou kihihill me!”

“What?? That is nothing. Now THIS might!” Yae miko blows a raspberry on the back of Raiden’s sensitive neck, tracing her fingers on her collar bones.

Raiden’s laughter goes up a pitch and Yae has to lower her ears, but she loves every second of her lover’s bright and quite rare laughter.

“EEEHEHEHEHE!! YAHAHAHAHAHAEE! AHAHAHAHA! OHOHOHOKAYY!! AHALRIGHT! AHAHAHA PLEHEHEASE! IVE HAHAD ENOUGH!”

Yae stops after that, going to kiss the ghost tickles away.

“Yae… Thahat was… Fuhun…”

“It makes me happy to see you so happy,” Yae smiles.

Ei smiles back, but not for long when she sits up already on the fox’s lap, and goes straight for her sides, a spot that Ei had already discovered so long ago.

“EEK! EHEHEI! EI WAHAHAHAIT!”

“My wife is also ticklish, and she is also very tasty,” Ei smirks. She slightly lifts the t-shirt that Yae is wearing and blows a raspberry on her stomach the same way that Yae had done on her neck earlier.

“YAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! EHEHEHEEIII!! EEEEHEHEHEHEHEH!! THAHAHAT’s MY DEATH SPOHOHOT! YOU KNOHOHOWW THISS!!”

“Heheh, of course I know~”

“NYAAAAHAHAHAHA!!” Yae Miko’s fluffy pink tail appears and wags with delight. Her laugh resembles the way foxes giggle.

“You enjoy this too, don’t you?”

“IhihihI wihihil neheheever tell!” she blushes.

“Oh really?” Raiden squeezes her hips, another bad spot.

“BAHAHAHA!! OHOHOKAY! YEHEESSS I LIHIHIKE THIS!!”

“Hm,” Raiden smiles, slowing her attack to a stop.

“Y-Yohohu… are so dehevious!”

“I just like teasing you,” Raiden wiggles her fingers.

“Ahaha! You.. Don’t have to stop…?”

“Oh?” Raiden’s eyes widen. Yae blushes.

“Only if you want to- EHEHEHEE!”

“I will gladly take you up on that offer.”

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#help #i actually cant with them #tickles #tickle #tickle content #tickle fluff #sfw #genshin tickle #genshin impact tickling #sfw tickle #tickle fic #tickle fanfiction #yae miko #raiden ei #ei #lee!raiden #lee!yae miko #eimiko #them <3

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'Absolutely Obedient Maid' Collection Event: Roger

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(... Ugh, he’s staring so hard at me that it hurts.)

Sitting in his chair, Roger was shamelessly staring at me.

Roger: Say, young lady. What’s with the maid dress? Is it halloween?

Kate: Um…

All the maids at Crown’s castle were off-work on the same day to return home for a visit, so I volunteered this morning to help around as a maid.

Roger: Heh, you’re so kind. Or should I say, stupidly earnest?

Kate: … That “stupid” part was unnecessary.

(But honestly, I didn't expect to be wearing something like this.)

The skirt of the maid uniform I wore was a little too tight.

(This was the only one left though…)

Roger: Did you know, young lady? There's a special rule for maids who work at Crown.

Kate: Special?

Roger: They have to be absolutely obedient to Crown.

Kate: … I’ve never heard of that sort of thing.

Roger: You’re not really a maid, so it’s not surprising that you don’t know.

(I see. So there are still things I’m unaware of…)

Roger: But you’re a maid right now, yeah? That means you have to obey my every request.

(Huh…?)

Kate: Kyaaa…!

Roger hugged my waist and pulled me onto his lap.

Kate: Please put me down…

Roger: No.

He firmly held onto my waist with one arm, all my attempts to escape failed.

(There's too big of a difference between our physiques…)

Roger stared intently at me as we faced each other.

Roger: You still don’t get what I meant, do you?

Kate: What did you mean…?

Roger: Absolute obedience means to be a good girl and follow orders. That’s to say, your thoughts and feelings don't matter.

Kate: T-That’s just selfish! There is no way—

Roger: Be quiet for a moment. I can’t kiss you if you're talking.

Roger: … Don’t bite my tongue, okay?

Kate: Eh… nn… nnn.

My eyes widened the moment he grabbed my chin and pressed his lips to mine.

(... W-why is he…)

I tried pushing against his chest, but it was no use.

Just when I started feeling breathless, Roger pulled his lips away with a slight noise.

Kate: Nn…

He pushed his thumb into my mouth.

I felt a sweet feeling bubbling in the pit of my stomach as he stroked my forehead.

Roger: … You’re tearing up. Unfortunate for you, that’s not going to work on me.

Kate: Fuu…

Roger: Some kind of maid you are. What an erotic facial expression you’re making…

He fumbled with the ribbons on my chest and pushed his knee between my legs.

Kate: Ahh…

Roger: Hm? Are you wanting this?

Kate: I… don’t…

The moment I let out a long breath, Roger stopped and let me off his lap.

(Eh…?)

Roger: Let’s stop at that… yeah?

Roger: You should fix your dishevelled appearance and change into something more comfortable.

(Huh?)

(By any chance…)

Kate: Were you trying to warn me about the dangers of wearing this outfit…?

Roger: …

Roger: Ahahahaha! You’re so naive, young lady.

Roger: I merely wanted to kill time and also the sight of you made me want to eat you up.

Kate: … Eat me up?

Roger: If you want me to eat you, I’ll gladly hold you as long as you want.

(Some kind of person he is!)

Trying to justify his selfish actions was a huge mistake on my part.

Kate: That’s enough! Now if you’ll excuse me.

Roger: Ah, also—

Kate: …?

Roger: This workplace values the freedom of every individual. There is no such rule as “absolute obedience”, so don’t take what I said earlier to heart.

Kate: !

(D-Damn it!)

After Kate had left the room, Roger grinned.

Roger: … This girl is seriously so cute in every way.

#ikemen villains #ikemen series #cybird ikemen #cybird otome #otome #ikevil collection event #roger barel

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totallynotbat · 7 months

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14 - Soft

QSMP tickles Ft Missa and Philza, after the eggs second disappearance.

This relationship is platonic. Missa and Philza do consider each other (platonic) husbands in the QSMP, only the characters! Not the content creators!

Phil sighed as he leaned against the chair, Chayanne’s floatie and Tallulah’s beanie left there on empty beds, why did he leave for a week, if he stayed with them none of this would’ve happened.

They would still be here. Tallulah and him could’ve made up, Chayanne could’ve hung out with him…

It’s his fault.

“Philza?”

Phil barley turned his head to Missa opening the door, purple hood still on, along with the skull mask covering his face, despite the timezones, he managed to find out what happened.

Missa shut the door behind him as he walked towards his husband. “Are you alright?”

“…yeah…” Phil mumbled.

“Do you want to talk about it?”

“…no.”

Missa lowered his hood, arms out. “Do you want a hug?”

Phil’s eyes squinted, trembling. “Yeah…”

Missa wrapped himself around the man, the avian immediately flopped into his arms, clinging to him like a koala breaking into sobs, hiccuping and shaking, he was never this upset.

“I miss them so much…I should’ve stayed with them…I wish me and Tallulah didn’t argue, I wish I could go back and fix this…” Phil spoke, words muffled from either heartbreaking sobs or Phil nuzzling himself into Missa’s jacket.

Missa sighed, rubbing Phil’s back. “I know, I know.”

“Maybe I wasn’t cut out to be a good father…” Phil mumbled quietly.

Missa looked at Phil, pushing him upright to put his hands on his shoulders. “Mi Amor, you are good enough to be a father, Chayanne and Tallulah have told you that, I have told you that, it’s not your fault that this happened.”

Phil only leaned against Missa, Philza has taken on a more bird like look due to stress on the island, he’s gotten used to it slowly, despite how painful the feathers are when they grow in.

Missa could only look at his husband, he hasn’t been on the island as much, but since he’s been back, he’s caught up with Phil, he hates to see his partner so upset.

Missa gently touched Phil’s sides, gently tapping his fingers agianst them. Phil flinched, squirming,

“Pfft-Missa!” Some of Phil’s laugh spilled out of his mouth.

Missa stopped for a second confused, before taping his sides again, earning a flinch, it clicked.

“Oh, you’re ticklish?” Missa smiled. “Well that’s a great way to cheer you up.”

Phil backed up. “No wait Missa-!” Phil was pulled back, Missa’s hands around Phil’s waist, holding the avian down.

Missa smirked. “Now then, let’s see, you ticklish here?” He spoke as he scribbled at Phil’s feathered ears, earning a squeak followed by uncontrollable giggles.

“Missahahahaha!” Phil giggled quietly, ears twitching.

“Aw! Look, your little ears are twitching into my wiggling hands.” Missa spoke and used both hands to tickle Phil’s ears, earning high pitched giggles in response.

Missa gently blew on the tiny feathers, making small breathy laughs come out of the avian. Eventually Missa got bored, stopping to allow Phil to breathe, waiting for a bit closely.

“Missa what are you-AHAHAHAHA!” Phil suddenly let out a high pitched squeak, Missa targeting his neck, nails stroking in between the feathers.

“Hehehehehehe! Nooo! Not neck tickles!” Phil giggled, attempting to move his head up, which only led to gentle chin scratches, and more neck tickles.

Missa chuckled at his husband’s laugh, who would’ve known, his partner, ticklish.

Missa lowered his hands down his shoulders, scribbling at his underarms quickly and moving his hands down to move at his sides.

Phil squirmed left and right to no avail, only getting high pitched giggles and laughter.

“One…two…three…” Missa was counting up each of Phil’s ribs, scratching and fluttering his nails over the area. “Aw man you made me lose count Mi Amor, guess I have to start over!”

“Missaaa! Don’t! Hehehehe!” Phil giggled, the sensations being unbearable as he melted into a small giggly puddle in his partners hold.

Missa eventually tickled all of his ribs, deciding to move to his hips. “Am I allowed to squeeze here?”

“G-go ahead.” Phil nodded, nervous.

Missa squeezed Phil’s hips, earning a small snort! Missa cooed, able to hear it, doing the squeezing tatic to get a couple more snorts out.

“Hehehe! Missa!” Phil giggled but with him snorting so much it was hard for him to talk. “I cahahant-“ He was cut off by another flustered snort.

Missa smiled, fluttering his fingers on where his sides met his stomach, noticing how Phil flinched. “Ready?”

Phil nodded, giggling in anticipation. “Yeheheheheah!”

Missa wiggles his fingers on Phil’s belly, making the avian squeak and collapse in a fit of laughter, he was just so, giggly! Missa eventually pulled Phil back, giving him gentle kisses behind his ears and neck.

Phil mumbled. “Nohoho! Hehehehe!” He attempted to push Missa away, only for Missa to nuzzle him and gently tickle his neck with more kisses. “Hehehehehe! Hahahaha!”

Missa continues spidering on Phil’s belly, making the avian squeal and laugh, chirps occasionally leaving his mouth, he’s so giggly. And maybe it will stay like that.

#lee!philza #mcyt tickle #ler!missa #tickletober2023 #augtickletober2023

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I CAUGHT UP AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thoughts....thoughts below

Okay well there's too much from the first arc to even talk about so I'm setting that down

CURRENT ARC

1) I keep waiting for Cale's friends to start locking him up and stopping him from doing things tbh...when will they step in and just knock him out lmao

2) That said, good job Choi Han, knocking that stove out of his hands before his plate broke again!! I'm giving you all the applause!!!

3) I love that Lee Soo Hyuk and Choi Jung Soo are back...weh. I'm just sad that Cale is too stoic to be able to express his feelings well - and the other two seem the same. I wonder when we will see something about it? I'm sure they all have a lot going on under the surface, but none of them are good at expressing it

4) lmao at Cale unintentionally ending up thought of as some great martial arts master...... Dominating Aura is so OP in the Central Plains hahahaha

5) With over 70% of the fire unsealed, will he be okay fixing Jeong Chan.....? Let's hope he doesn't cough too much blood. But even if he does, it isn't like he would suffer any real consequences....seriously, his friends need to find some way to make him stop that.... Well, or else he's just gonna be known as the Blood-Coughing God someday lmaooo

6) It'd be nice if he could get some long rest, though. I feel at this pace, once this whole Bloods issue is over with he's gonna keel over and sleep for five years. Maybe he'd be known as the Sleeping God then? Lololol

#trash of the counts family #personal #i don't know if he is on the path to godhood or not but i dont think at this rate he's gonna stay a normal mortal #tcf #tcf spoilers

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hezuart · 11 months

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Hi!! Have you seen Monkey Wrench? If so what do you think?

ahahahaha actually just watched episode 1 last night with two friends!!!! I was very impressed with the animation, and the character designs are really good! The story seems like a bounty hunter kind of fun. It's charismatic and funny and I like the comic book-style scene changes at times.

I think the only thing that kinda took me out of it was the insane amount of exposition at the start. They establish so much to the audience all at once within the span of like 5 min and the dialogue seems unnatural because of it. It feels a lot like "telling" instead of "showing"

"Just the news, as miserable as ever. That Kara character struck down another wealthy law supporter" "We'll get artificial gravity when we can afford it. Have you seen our position on the board? We can't even think about fixing up the bucket yet! Slogging through lesser jobs to get to better-paying ones is part of the game. It wasn't just me starting this merch company, you gotta pull your weight too."

Like this is... a lot dgljflkjglkfdjg

I also had a bit of difficulty understanding what some of the characters were saying at certain times, so def gonna watch with subtitles from now on

I like Shrike, Queen Tyneen, and Ricket, their designs are very fun and they're such great characters

but yeah it seems fun! I'll be excited to watch the episodes as they come out.

#monkey wrench #ask #an ask about monkey wrench after i watch it? sus .... em or dot is this uuuuuuu?

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thegeminisage · 4 months

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ok, its time for a QUICK tng update before xm*s proceedings. saturday we did "best of both worlds part ii" and "family" and last night we did "brothers" and "suddenly human."

best of both worlds part ii: I LOOOOOVED THIS EPISODE. mwah. EVERYTHING i wanted. creepy little cyborg implants. brainwashed picard. his beautiful perfect cgi tear (which may or may not have been cgi, this is a point of debate, experts please weigh in). data bravely doing a robot mind meld. 1000000/10 more borg episodes please please PLEASE

can you imagine if the borg has ben in tos btw. what a thought experiment, except for how i quite literally can't think about it or i'll get so excited i'll pass out

did guinan imply she and picard were lovers in this ep...girl you can do better

my one nitpick with william riker was him promoting that lady he hated instead of someone who deserved it, like worf or data. it probably would have given worf ptsd but can you imagine that enterprise having a captain and first officer being gay on the bridge again...wonderful. except this time there would also be deanna <3

"how much do you remember" "everything" AHAHAHAHA GREAT. GOOD. WONDERFUL. anyway

family: extremely unusual episode but i loved it nonetheless. i was really shocked worf's parents were so sweet!!! i fucking loved them. they're like the cutest people on earth i can't believe they raised such a taciturn and stoic guy like worf...

picard's family i wasn't sure about at first until the wrestling match in the mud. sometimes you need to punch a guy and his brother stepped up to the job admirably. i kept thinking he looked like michael caine, which would have been an incredible choice.

WESLEY.....................................................we don't need to talk about it

everyone's accents in this ep were wack. why does picard have a totally different accent from his brother. why is worf's accent different from his parents. ik its not that deep but its making me crrrazzzyyy

brothers: i didnt even get a look at the title of this episode before we started bc vumoo (the shady site im using to watch) doesn't display them but it was SUCH an unexpected pleasure to get a data episode

absolutely scuh-reaming at the ease with which he hijacked an ENTIRE goddamn starship. he's so competent i love that. a real "glad he's on OUR side" moment, not unlike spock commandeering the enterprise in "the menagerie" (rip i wish that had been a better episode).

lore grew on me really fast. i was neutral on him during his last appearance, the meme aside, but in this episode he was really fun and unsettling. brent spiner can do horrible, horrible things with his face

this ep felt a little cut off? i expected another confrontation with lore, a getting back of the chip, or at least some kind of burial or funeral for dr soong, but we just quit like 3/4 through the episode. maybe less time spent on the opening section of the hijack could have fixed this

anyway i love the foil between data and lore...one has support and the other does not...but it doesn't make sense for lore to get the emotions chip because it seems like he already HAS them??

oh yeah and data repeating "i am not less perfect than lore" got funnier EVERY time he did it. little man was really going thru it i was cracking up genuinely <3

suddenly human: this episode was wack

ok, did you guys read face on the milk carton when you were in school? i did when i was way too young to be reading it and it fucked me up real bad and i completely forgot about it until i watched this episode and then i got to unlock that memory in real time

anyway, while it is obviously the correct choice to return a child to their family when they are kidnapped as babies, it is also hugely traumatic for an older child to be ripped away from a loving home* and transplanted with strangers, which those books explore in horrific detail. so the whole episode i found myself going "i KNOW it's bad politics but could they not just CONSIDER leaving him with the only family he's ever known as a possible choice" and then they DID THAT and i wanted to be ill because it was obviously the worst choice in the world

* this is a different scenario than the first tng episode involving kidnapped children, which strongly resembled the residential schools from real life. THIS particular situation, minus the method of kidnapping (during warfare), more closely resembled the crazy cult shit happening in those books, where the kidnapped girl was being raised by people who thought they really were her biological grandparents and weren't bad people and her biological family also weren't bad people. a "no fault" situation EXCEPT FOR HE KIDNAPPENED THAT BABY DURING WARFARE.

anyway this is the second time tng has dropped the ball on this subject so i think from now on they should not do episodes like this anymore. really really really really bad.

NEXT TIME: "remember me" and "legacy"

#personal #star trek blogging #tng lb

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woodsfae · 7 months

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Babylon 5 s03e02: Convictions table of contents • previous episode

Good news, you all have an ally living in my house. My partner, who up to this point hasn't not been watching with me, has started gently chivvying me towards the couch when I haven't watched B5 in a few days. He checks on me like a worried border collie. "Feeling ok? You haven't watched Babylon 5 in awhile…your brain is busy? Babylon 5 will fix that." Completely coincidentally I have also surpassed the episodes he vaguely remembers seeing on tv when they aired.

Kinda seems like the Drazi are started to fill the background ecological niche left by the sad departure of the entire Markab species.

Zack Allen deserves the poking. Stop being a space fascist, Zack.

bombs away Down Below! Ivanova's crank caller wasn't so crank after all!

The intro changed again!

Dang! This is hype. Vir's is the best cameo ahahahaha. No, I lie, it's G'Kar's. But Vir's is the funniest.

Drazi missionaries, human missionaries. And a bombing!

The Drazi are here to witness the site of the miracle of Droshalla (Kosh), and Brother Theo et al are here to live forever and ever hooray. I do hope the religious stuff isn't too tedious. Although if they really are here to do comparative religious studies, that could be interesting.

The human monks are also geeks with high tech skills. hm.

Garibaldi and his team have found bomb remnants, so it's officially a bomb event that needs to be investigated.

Lennier has only seven days to live?! Actually, Lennier will lie to stop being bothered in an airport and do penance over it, which is far funnier.

The bombings are getting really serious. People can just smuggle anything onto B5, I guess!

Get well soon, Lennier! Should have let Londo take the hit, but he's built different.

G'Kar believes that the bombs are being placed by Centauri agents who are starting a terror campaign, and he's been right about everything so it's entirely possible. If so, I don't think that Londo knows about it. I do really doubt that it's the Narns, as Londo's claiming.

"There's nothing political about the truth, Captain, as you will discover soon enough."

untrue. There's significant political meaning in everything presented as truth.

save me from Londo's prattling. I'd come out of a coma to ask him to stop with the circular reasoning. It's sweet of him to hang out and visit with Lennier while he's comatose, though.

A third bomb was found just in time to clear the area, and the explosives were stolen from an ice mining rig, and there were bombings elsewhere with the same batch of explosions. Lucky they had the technologically-inclined monks willing to barter their labor for residency to screen all their video date to look for the bomber(s)!

Unless the monks are responsible. Although they're so condescending about the simplicity of the task, maybe not.

G'Kar and Londo chance meeting in a turbolift! Trapped by a bombing together in a turbolift! This uhhhh will be stressful for G'Kar I'll wager.

Dang, maybe the bombings are the Narns, aimed at Londo! That's the second bombing that almost got him. I'm inclined to think it's not the Narns, though, Having access to, and safety on Babylon 5 is one of their greatest strategic advantages.

Unless Centauri are very different from Narns, being unconscious for two hours indicates a severe head injury, certainly a concussion at the very least.

Londo: We will die if we don't work together. G'Kar: *laughing* "No."

G'Kar won't help save himself and Londo, won't work with Londo, because G'Kar might die, but it's worth it to watch Londo die, too. Logical! He's done so much hard to the Narnuan people, planet, colonies, and the entire galaxy's odds of victory against the Shadows.

"No. As the humans say: "Up yours! Die!""

It's nice to see G'Kar so chipper! He has something really nice to look forward to, and got to share the joke to boot. Love this for him.

I choose to believe that Sheridan just hid his link in his undies. ^^

idk much about bomber psychology, and idk how much of the analysis of is legit and what's literallly fed propaganda. So I'm willing to accept anything B5 tells me, here.

There are chaotic times, and this guy has felt afraid and buffetted by it, so he wants everyone on Babylon 5 to feel that way, too. He's got to have some backers, Some planners. Some accomplices! Right?? Thinking about the time this episode was made, that's Waco, Oklahoma City, Kaczynski. Very home grown terrorism ranging from religious right to literally-tortured-in-cia-experiments. This seems to be more commentary on the disaffected blue collar worker end than the unethical experiments side of things.

The secret bomb has been found and it's also big and would wreck the fusion core.

My theory has been proved right! Sheridan's link was in his tighty-whities!

Partner: It was in his butt.

Bomber did not like the link in the pants reveal, but luckily, Sheridan's down to scrap!

Oh, they're just literally throwing the bomb into space! Well, if it works, it works!

Bomber: "It's not fair. It's not fair!" Sheridan: *cold-cocks him*

lmao, perfect.

Wow, they don't know that Londo and G'Kar are both missing!

Still not a very funny joke, but much funnier that Lennier heard and remembered Londo telling it to him, and then woke up to repeat it to Delenn before Dr Franklin could get through the punchline.

"I did what I did because all life is sacred. But when the object of your actions does not share that belief, I fear I have served the present by sacrificing the future."

Even Lennier is like "Maybe I shouldn't have saved Londo." That's really harsh of him, damn! The harsh world is shaving down his soft, fluffiness and it's really sad!

Londo: "I'm going to live!" G'Kar: "Well, it's an imperfect universe."

Londo: "I hate my life." G'Kar: "Me too." Londo: "Shut up!"

At least if G'Kar had to think he was going to die, and had a rough day, he lived knowing he had made Londo's day even worse than G'Kar's. An excellent note to end this on.

next!

#woodsfae b5 #g'kar #g'kar is the star of this episode

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i finally got to sit down and enjoy so here is cutie pie 2 you episode 3 reaction/recap mess :'D

ok i just typed it into youtube search bar and i saw the 3/4 thumbnail of nuer and syn and am screaming already so that's great

zee's hands are large and i am not sure what i should do with this information

kuea exactly how big of a dumb dumb do you feel like right now?welcome to being an adult, where you can have both marriage and a career wow

i am so glad lian is so chill like yes king, communicate, explain to this dumb dumb we are out of high school (also i am glad this is like a 4 episode arc because you know if this was a full 12 episode season this drama would have been milked for hours)

zee's jawline makes me feel things and stuff

kuea is an adorable baby though, practicing his stage presence

lian and yi ahahahaha

WHEN ARE WE GETTING TAEKWONDO MASTER KON DIAO PLS

bitches do love a good montage. i am bitches.

will these two ever get any cooking done on these counters

oh they are actually planning a barbie dream wedding together. this is such character development. but nooo, is kon diao out of a job now? YOU DID GREAT SWEETIE

lian is working double time being both a dad and a daddy, someone give this man a raise

kuea: i am saving myself for marriage

lian: while i respect your decision, i will make it very difficult

that is going to be one cold shower

whoever swoops max's hair like that also needs a raise

diao: we are so early we're lucky the employees got here first

yi: lian commented on me being late once so now i have the neurotic need to add all potential events from a mechanical breakdown to car sex into the estimated travel time

diao: why are u like this?

diao: i'm just a babyyyy

yi: when did i ever scold you

diao: *whips out a receipt so long you'd think we're watching one of those extreme coupon-ing shows*

wayyyy to change a subject yi

to be fair, if he said my name in the "nong diao" tone i would marry his scolding (hot) ass and red flag trust myself to change this man for the better over time

still holding onto a hope of a grey's anatomy wedding switcheroo :')

diao lowkey pissed about the most unromantic proposal ever

i am not looking at poppy's thighs i swear

when has foei ever been okay lol

the way i thought kuea was wearing taylor swift "blank space" merch for a second there hahahaha

lmfao these two literally have zero clue about what is going on in their own wedding

lian: yi will be here soon

yi: has been there for 5 hours at this point

diao you smol boba ball alskdlaaslkdfj

syn has a cute pout and bangs that tickle his eyeballs and i will literally physically fight anyone who says one bad word against him. i don't care he's fictional. he is my precious.

literally everyone at this wedding:

foei knows he done fucked up and oh my god, diao officially pulls the best disgusted faces in this show. mention mustard yellow and he looks like you killed his dog.

OH MY GOD DID THEY REALLY JUST PUT NUER AND SYN AT A KID'S TABLE IN THE BACKGROUND?! THE INJUSTICE!

look at these boys actually participating in planning their own wedding the day before

lian: fix this or you are fired

kuea: babe <3

foei: i love how my financial security is a joke to you all

NUER AND FLOWERS pls it is a crime this couple gets no attention because obviously they be coupling better than anyone

WHY IS DIAO AIR SWIMMING OUT OF THE SHOT WHAT IS GOING ON AHAHAHA

nuer and syn making up excuses to ditch their friends as if they would notice if they suddenly disappeared at this point ◔_◔

i love how yi is just like that's it, i don't want to be sober anymore

OOOH so they didn't just wanna fuck this is a bachelor party, yes yes, i get it now :D

kuea surprised his best friends showed up at his wedding like did you actually invite anyone?!?! how?!?!?!

nuer: i am healed

syn: and i am honest lalalalalala

are you even besties (derogatory) if you don't do synchronized wine sipping at an abandoned pool on the eve of a wedding and express your emotions in the most businesslike manner ever?

again, i do not have eyes and thus am incapable of noticing max's thighs

EVEN THEIR TOES ARE ANGLED IN A PERFECT MIRROR IMAGE

lian: i am the happiest man on the planet right now

yi: lol let me try and change that

THEY FLUFFED MAX AND GAVE HIM STUBBLE :)))))

oh yi you need therapy

not nuer and syn and their evening prayers and a pillow wall because of course there is only one bed and no blankets because why would there be

me: you know he can't just kiss it better every time

diao: shhh

ooooh, early season one confident gay nuer making a bold comeback

biting my first, screaming, crying.... you have no idea how excited i am about tutor and yim having their own series

YIM LOOK AT YOU *jumps out the window*

damn nuer, you and your... lessons ˙ᵕ˙

so when is their show dropping anygays? asking for a friend.

STOP INTERRUPTING THEM FOR COMEDIC EFFECT YOU COWARDS

ooooooh just casually stargazing here, by the ocean, on a blanket nailed down with lit candles as one does, like a sexy fire hazard

yes, lian is making this waiting for our wedding thing very hard

also zee is like a schrödinger's twink or something because give that man a polo and he looks like a stiff wind could knock him over but have him take his shirt off and suddenly it is laundry day helloooooooo

how on earth can all these people unbutton shirts one handed like what is this skill and on which level of gay do i unlock it???

lian: can i play with you instead?

kuea: hiaaa

gravity: oops ◔w◔

as someone who has done it on a beach let me tell you no amount of blanket will protect you from sand. anakin skywalker hated it for fucking REASON so for once i am going to say keep those pants on, it is not worth it

yes. you do not want a chafed raw booty crack for your actual wedding night.

okay i said you can have a marriage and a career but if i had zee promising to make me the happiest person in the world i would straight up forget cosmic-exo hahahahaha

oh. my. god. they will be in the rain. wet.

... WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.

WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO SEE PERTH IN THIS?

DID I HALLUCINATE THE TEASER AT THE END OF THE LAST EPISODE?

SHOW PERTH YOU COWARDS!

#cutie pie the series #cutie pie 2 you #episode reaction recap whatever #tutor and yim are coming for my throat #i do love the sweet taste of proper communication

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Code Geass Bokura No Hibi 15 & 16 & 17 (The end !) // Novels// Non Canon

Here is the last set of Bokura No Hibis novels ; For more information about those, Check the post For Bokura no Hibi 1 & 2, right below (Check the others stories as well !)

Bokura no Hibi 1 & 2

Bokura No Hibi 3 & 4

Bokura No Hibi 5 & 6

Bokura No Hibi 7 & 8

Bokura No Hibi 9 & 10

Bokura No Hibi 11 & 12

Bokura No Hibi 13 & 14

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Bokura No Hibi 15: 15th period of Time

Kallen: Ngh. ......ngggh. ......nnnnngggghhh. (sigh) It's no use. I've been brushing it forever but my hair just won't straighten out. This is why I don't much care for the dry winter air. The brush gets all tangled up in my hair, too, and then I have static charges to deal with. Pretending to be frail and sickly while my hair is in Lively Persona-mode doesn't sit well with me, either... it has to be one or the other. Besides, I've been shown on TV as a Black Knight with this hairstyle -- it's probably for the best that no one here sees me like this.

*Door opens*

Milly: Anyone he~re? Oh, hey, Kallen. ......That's quite the hairstyle you have there. Got yourself a makeover? Kallen: (undertone) Oh drats! Uh, erm -- Kaichou. This is, um.

Milly: Oh! Or is your hair naturally like this, all unruly? Do you straighten it out every morning, before coming to school? How do you do it? Hairspray?

Kallen: Um, yeah...... well...... My hair just won't stay straight for long in this dry weather......

Milly: Why not try curling your hair inwards to sort of neutralize things? Ooh, I've got it. Why not go all the way and get yourself some Emperor Curls? Kallen:Absolutelynot. Milly: Well, yeah, your hair isn't long enough for that, huh.

Kallen: That's not why I'm objecting......

Milly: Still, this hairdo actually looks quite becoming on you. Though I s'ppose it does make you look real tough. Kallen: R-really? But...... Milly: Ye~ah. You're pretty much a different person altogether. Like the sort to go on a wild ride out on the streets in short shorts, navel exposed. Wouldn't put riding about on a Knightmare past you, too, come to think of it-- Kallen: ...... (grips Killer Pouch) Milly: Like, ahahahaha, that's completely out of touch with your inner self now, isn't it? The little princess ought to behave like one. Makes things easier. Kallen: (Sigh of relief) Yes, yes indeed. Oh, really, maybe I should just put on a hat today......

Milly: Al~righty then, Milly-san humbly offers her services to personally fix your hair! (excited) Kallen: Huh!? Why? I mean, I'm fine, you don't have to! There's a lot of electrostatic in my hair. Milly: Static charges don't bother me in the least. (giggle) Well then, here I come!

Kallen: (Crackle!) Augh! That was really electrifying...... Milly: Was it a premonition of love? Kallen: How did you come up with that, exactly? Milly: Oh no, we can't~ Just for the record, I am straight, you know.

Kallen: Your thoughts tend to run off in that direction, don't they? Milly: Oh, what's this? A slender, yet surprisingly firm nape, I see. Kallen: Wha-- where are your hands fondling!? And those are practiced hands, too! Ah! No, please, not the ear!

Milly: (lecherous old man-tone) Ufufu, it's all good, iiiiiit's aaaaaaaaall goooooooooood...

Kallen: Eeeeeeeeeeee--- *****

*Door opens* Shirley: (Speechless) Kaichou, Kallen, what are the two of you...?

Kallen: Sh-Shirley, help m......

Shirley: ......I-I'm so sorry for just walking in like that... I'll be on my way now......

Kallen:Waiiiiit! And I mean that in both senses of the word! ((END))

~*~

Translation notes:

Just to clarify (though it shouldn't be necessary):

"Waiiiiit! And I mean that in both senses of the word!"

1. "Wait! Don't misunderstand!" 2. "Wait! Don't go!"

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Bokura No Hibi 16 : 16th period of Time (Stage Unknown)

Rivalz: Hmm, well this is certainly odd. Kaichou actually asked for me by name. Wonder what she wants. She sounded strangely serious about it, though.

......Wait! Could this be, you know, that? Romance love are-you-free-tonight? I-don't-want-to-go-home-today let's-have-some-private-lessons -- THAT SORT OF STUFF!?

Woohoo! Badumpbadumpbadump......

*Opens door*

A-hem. (cool-and-suave act) Oh, Mil...... Kaichou. What's up? That was pretty sudden, calling me out and all.

Milly: Rivalz~...... I, I can't hold it in any longer...... so, so......

Rivalz: Whoaaaaaa! It really is coming!

Milly: So this is now the 1st Conference for the Development of the New Cafeteria Menu! Dadadum, paparapaa~.

Rivalz: ..................Excuse me?

Uhhhhhh -- wuh?

Milly: I am so totally fed-up with the current menu. And don't get me started on lunch boxes, they're always the same ol' thing. I am truly, painfully aware of the need for drastic reform. And so we'll be replacing the menu, all of it! Rivalz, you're in charge.

Rivalz: ............I suppose I sort of had this vague inkling it'd be something like this, yeah.

So, like, what do you want to eat, Kaichou?

Milly: Fresh prawns. And crabs. Not the frozen kind, mind.

Rivalz: Hmm yeah not possible.

Milly: As long as you have GUTS! you can do it.

Rivalz: Nope, no can do.

Milly: Grrrrrrr. Okay, fine, lasagna~ And pot-au-feu. Baked herbal chicken. Whole wheat bread and liver pate and bean soup and ham and sausage and salad plate.

Rivalz: ............I'm afraid to ask, but are you thinking of having all that cooked from scratch in the kitchen?

Milly: We eat only three meals a day. I am deeply reluctant to feed the students microwaved canned food. This is what you call parental love, you know.

Rivalz:You don't want to eat stuff like that, you mean.

Milly: What about you, Rivalz? What do you want on the menu?

Rivalz: Me? Hmm, roast beef sandwich.

Milly: Hmm, yes, standard staple.

Rivalz: Tacos with a huge heaping of minced meat, dressed with tongue-burning spicy salsa sauce.

Milly: Oooh, I like those too!

Rivalz: Crunchy hamburgers filled with heaploads of pickles and ketchup and mustard.

Milly: ......Hold on, all your ideas are basically sandwiched meat.

Rivalz: What's wrong with that? I'm just a commoner, perfectly happy with a slice of meat between two pieces of bread.

Milly: You're just lazy. Give it some serious thought, now!

Rivalz: Do I haaaaave to?

(C.C.: ......Pizza.)

Rivalz: Huh?

Is it just me, or am I hearing things with uncanny clarity...... Pizza?

Milly: Ah, pizza's good. So it's decided then. Rivalz's requested menu item: Pizza.

Rivalz: Wuh? Ummm, no, I......

Milly: Well, that's pretty much it. Do a survey and write me a report by next week, 'kay? I'm leaving it all to you. Ciao~

Rivalz: Eh? Uh, right...... Ciao~ ......

(Mystery voice [C.C.]: Fufufu......)

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Bokura No Hibi 17 : 17th period of Time (Stage unknown)

Suzaku: (sigh) The afternoon classes have already started......

I've been continually late and absent these days, so it's kind of difficult for me to walk into class...... I suppose I could kill some time in the Student Council Room, at least until the next class starts.

On second thought, no, that just isn't right of me. Gotta hurry.

--Wait, there's a really familiar person taking a good ol' hearty afternoon nap on the lawn...

Lelouch: ......Suzaku? Did you just arrive?

Suzaku: Did I wake you up, Lelouch?

Lelouch: Nah, don't worry 'bout it.

Suzaku: If you're just going to sleep anyway, why not show up for class and sleep through it using your usual pose?

Lelouch: Confining myself to the classroom on a beautiful day like this makes for a pretty sad life, don't you think?

Suzaku: Eh, I thought earnestly showing up for classes is one of your principles in life.

Lelouch: Looked like I was going to be late, so I decided to skip it. Doing things half-assed is an even bigger display of a lack of sincerity, I find.

Suzaku: Your logic is as mind-boggling as always......

Lelouch: (yawn) ......I had a few dreams.

Suzaku: Good ones?

Lelouch: So-so.

Suzaku: I don't really dream. Always dead asleep, I am.

Lelouch: Apparently most artists, artisans and athletes don't dream much.

Suzaku: Uh, I don't think I fall into any of those categories......

Lelouch: True, but what I'm saying is that someone like you who's always rushing about in top gear juggling military duties, school life and the Student Council wouldn't have the time to dream. My advice: Just do a passable job and take things easy.

Suzaku: Thing is, I don't quite know how to slack off and cut corners. Unlike you, Lelouch, I'm not the cunning sort.

Lelouch: I wish you'd say that I have a 'thorough grasp on the proper allocation of resources' instead.

Suzaku: Wow, would you listen to him! (laugh) Still, I didn't think someone as neurotic as you would be able to sleep out in the open.

Lelouch: I've been well-trained. I can sleep on the floor, too.

Suzaku: On the floor?

Lelouch: 'Sides, I like the nostalgic smell of grass. I also like the blue of the sky, the way it's always the same no matter where you are. The sound of running water from the stream over in the courtyard calms me, too.

Suzaku: You can actually hear the sound of running water?

Lelouch: If you lie still and listen closely you'll start to hear it, little by little. You can even hear the movements of the riverbed.

Suzaku: If you can hear even that you've got some amazing ears......

Lelouch: Try it. You'll get what I mean.

Suzaku: That so?

........................

......But you're right, it does feel great......

Lelouch: Doesn't it feel as though the static noise in your body's evaporating into the warm sunlight?

Suzaku: Kinda feels like I'm about to melt......

Lelouch: Closing my eyes and watching the red darkness behind my eyelids like this makes me feel as though something important, something nostalgic is coming towards me from up above.

Suzaku: ......Yeah.

......It really does feel that way......

........................

Lelouch: Aren't you going to class?

Suzaku: You're evil. It's simply impossible to go now.

((END))

And that's about it for the Bokura No hibis ! Those were some fun novels about our favorite Student Council with some C.C. added in the mix; Hope you enjoyed if you discovered those or hope you enjoyed discovering them again; Once again those are novels so non canon material but headcanon is always pretty fun.

Translation curtesy of Our Geass translator Queen, Celiss Galvea, who really fed us with plenty of material, scans and translations during the Geass airing days.

#codegeass #code geass #novels #lelouch of the rebellion #original code geass #headcanon #lelouch lamperouge #lelouch vi britannia #lelouch x suzaku #milly ashford #kallen kozuki #rivalz cardemonde #C.C.#コードギアス

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toransuretaa · 2 years

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The Neighbour in Room 203 Disappeared Leaving a Key Behind Drama CD (2/5)

Warning: R18 Drama CD & Yandere shit

Track 2: Stalker

**Doorbell rings**

Kurama: “Yes. Oh, it’s miss neighbour. I’m opening it now.”

**Door opens**

Kurama: “Is there something?”

**Rustling of a paper bag**

Kurama: “A box of cakes?*”

Kurama: “Huh this is? Did I do something?”

**Tapping**

Kurama: “What? You’re moving out? That’s a really sudden notice. And here I thought we were finally starting to get along. That’s really too bad.”

Kurama: “Oh well, I guess it can’t be helped. You have your own life after all.”

Kurama: “Then, shall we drink some tea together as a last thing? I’m good at making tea. And just a while back, I was gifted my favourite tea in my letter box from Mr. Stalker.”

Kurama: “Huh? I mean, since I received it already, it would be a waste right?”

Kurama: “Besides, it’s something mr. stalker did their best to think through for me. Ehehehe.”

Kurama: “Eeeh. Isn’t it fine miss neighbour? You’re free today anyway righ?”

Kurama: “Come on come on”

Kurama: “What’s wrong?”

**Struggle**

Kurama: “Ahahahaha.”

Kurama: “I know.”

**Shove. Door closes**

Kurama: “I know that you’re my stalker. So, hurry up and put off your shoes.”

Kurama: “Ah leave the box of cakes there. I’ll open it later.”

Kurama: “I’ts okay it’s okay. Come on come on.”

**Put off shoes**

Kurama: “Alright alright, this way this way.”

**Goes inside**

Kurama: “Now, miss stalker, how does it feel to enter the room of the guy you always yearned for?”

Kurama: “Oh was it too dark? The black-out curtains are closed after all. I’ll turn on the lights for you~”

Kurama: “Ah. That face right now is really good.”

**Takes picture**

Kurama: “Heh. Let’s print this out too later on and hang it over there. I guess I’ll be running out of ink again.”

Kurama: “What’s that you ask? It’s a photo. Photography is my hobby. I love taking photos during trips. You also at least have a photo of me right?”

Kurama: “Eeeeeeh you don’t have one? If you’re gonna stalk someone you’ve got to at least take their picture first. You must be a beginner in stalking.”

**Walks over**

Kurama: “Hahaha cute. That kind of face is cute too.”

Kurama: “Heh. You know, photos are done like this...”

**Takes picture**

Kurama: “Heh. That’s our first picture together.”

Kurama: “Hahaha. I would’ve liked a cuter expression more.”

**Push**

Kurama: “Woah.”

**You run away and topple something over**

Kurama: “How mean.”

Kurama: “What is that you say? Take a closer look.”

Kurama: “That’s right. It’s what they call a Dutch wife. I had it made after you. Don't you think it's well made? Look, her eyes, for example, look really just like yours!"

Kurama: "From making the model to the hair colour and even the shape of her face. Isn't she perfect? Oh even her height and weight are the same. The technology nowadays is amazing. It’s been a while since I’ve spent a large sum of money on myself."

Kurama: “Oh I also have that doll on the bed you know.”

**Fumbling**

Kurama: “That doll is wearing your old clothes. The ones you threw away recently.”

Kurama: “You can still use them so it’d be such a waste. I fixed the torn parts neatly, so look: doesn’t it look pretty?”

Kurama: “Ohh. What a nice expression.”

**Takes pictures**

Kurama: “Oh hey hey don’t run away.”

**Footsteps**

Kurama: “There you go.”

Kurama: “Caught you.”

**Sniffs**

Kurama: “What a nice scent. Is it shampoo I wonder.”

**Sniffs**

Kurama: “It’ll makes me go hard.”

Kurama: “Oh no you shouldn’t do that. You’ll bother the neighbours if you scream. The landlord will also worry, so that’d be inpolite. Hmmm, but that muffled voice is also cute.”

Kurama: “Ah sorry. As expected, I got hard.”

Kurama: “Can you tell it’s hitting your hips?”

**Struggle**

Kurama: “Ah. Ehe. Even though there’s no way you’d win against a guy’s strength. You’re really cute when you become desperate. So cute it makes me want to gobble you up.”

**Licks**

Kurama: “Shall I start by eating your cute ear?”

**Assaults Licks ear and giggles**

Kurama: “Your muffled cries... so good. But I kinda want to hear your voice filled with pleasure.”

**Licks**

Kurama: “Hm. Are you about to pass out. I guess I could just kill you like this. And afer that I’ll embalm you and keep you pretty. I’m not really good at things like that, but there are enough ways to do it.”

Kurama: “Like a real Dutch wife. Ehehehehe that sounds like a good plan.”

**Struggles**

Kurama: “Is that so? That’s a little disappointing. I’m not really into doing things you don’t like. I’ll let go of your hand, but making too much of a ruckus is a no-no okay?”

Kurama: “Here you go.”

Kurama: “What? What’s wrong? Is there something scary? Getting touched by someone you like should make you happy right? After all, if I was in your position I’d be happy. Hahaha.”

Kurama: “Hmm? You don’t know me even though you��re my stalker? Geez, if you’re gonna follow someone around you’ve gotta do your research on them. I’m Kurama Nagito, the person on your mind and your neighbour. You loved me so much that you stalked me right? ”

Kurama: “I do know you very well. Like how you adjust the time you leave for work just to see me. Or how you leave letters for me inside my letter box. How you go through the trash I’ve thrown away. Or how you’ve written about me a lot in your diary.”

Kurama: “Ah. Also how you become red as you imagine being embraced by me. Hehehe. I know you reaaaally well you know.”

**Sloppy sounds**

Kurama: “Ah it’s so warm inside your mouth.”

Kurama: “C’mon, suck on my fingers.”

Kurama: “I already know you masturbated while thinking of me.”

Kurama: “C’mon. Try to suck on my fingers as if they’re my thing.”

Kurama: “Huh? You can’t? Don’t pull back your tongue now. Geez you’re so dishonest.”

Kurama: “Well then, I’ll violate the insides of your mouth for you.”

Kurama: “It’ll hurt if you bite, so you can’t bite okay?”

**Sloppy sounds**

Kurama: “Ah that’s really sexy. I’ll let you suck the real thing in a bit so you can look forward to that.”

**Sloppy sounds**

Kurama: “How did the me in your imagination embrace you? Was he kind? Or was he a bit mean? Hey what was the setting? Was it a bit forceful like this? Or were we maybe lovers inside your imagination?”

Kurama: “Ah. It really turns me on.”

Kurama: “I’m already so excited it hurts.”

Kurama: “Should I start rubbing?”

**Zipper and more sloppy sounds**

Kurama: “Ah you’re skin is so smooth. Is this what they call skin as white as snow?**”

Kurama: “There we go. Oh this underwear, isn’t it the one you bought just recently? The popular one shaped like a flower. So cute. If I were a girl I’d also want to wear something like that.”

Kurama: “There aren’t any cute guy’s underwear like that so it’s a bit lonely.”

**Sloppy sounds**

Kurama: “Ah. You’re butt also has a nice shape. Shall I rub against here?”

**Sloppy sounds and moaning intensifies**

Kurama: “The real thing feels good. Much better than in my imaginations.”

Kurama: “Gotta let it out once or else I don’t think I’ll last that long after this.”

Kurama: “I’m sorry. I have no idea what you’re saying. Maybe I would’ve known if I were an esper.”

Kurama: “Your butt or your back. Hmmm. Which do you prefer? Oh right you can’t talk. Sorry sorry.”

Kurama: “I guess it doesn’t matte either way.”

**Sloppy sounds and moaning intensifies x2**

Kurama: “Ah, I’m gonna cum. I can’t anymore.”

Kurama: “I’m gonna shoot it out so make sure to catch it with your body okay?”

**Sloppy sounds and moaning intensifies x3**

**>////<**

**Heavy panting**

Kurama: “Ah that felt good.”

Kurama: “I let out a lot on your back ahahaha. It’s so slimy.”

Kurama: “Of course it’s not revenge or something like that. I was happy from the bottom of my heart to get stalked by you, you know? Besides, I got super exicted. Cause even the timid cutie who’s always sitting in front of me can love me so passionately. I’ve been looking at you for a pretty long time now. I was really happy that my feelings were reciprocated you know?”

Kurama: “Huh? You didn’t notice? That’s so sad. The train to work you used to take from your old place before this. I’ve been near you practically every day. So you just never noticed.”

Kurama: “Ah I knew it. I kind of supsected it bit it’s still a bit of a shock. It’s true that I wore a face mask and black glasses that aren’t these. And when I thought I didn’t really see you for a bit you moved away on your own accord without a word and changed your route. That’s why, I searched you up and moved in here.”

Kurama: “The real neighbour was a really kind person, so I think they’re having a happy life with someone else now.”

**Kisses**

Kurama: “I had my eyes on you on a pretty early stage you know. You’re cute and even like this, no matter how you appeared you seemed to make someone happy. Like a hidden gem that shines once you find it. I watched you all this time with these kind of eyes.”

**Kisses**

Kurama: “But, kidnapping someone against their will goes against my policy. I find that a bit too pitiful, so I planned to reel you in only if you showed interest in me.”

Kurama: “That’s how it went with the other girls until now too.”

(T/N: noooooo whyyyyyyy T-T)

Kurama: “But even though I watched and watched and watched you, you’d never notice. And you know what happened next? I’m the one who fell for you.”

Kurama: “I was planning to get closer to you normally, but then you move away.”

Kurama: “That was such a shock.”

Kurama: “So, I tailed you.”

Kurama: “And then. You... hehehehe. You started stalking me. Ahahaha. I couldn’t help but be delighted.”

Kurama: “I’m used to following people around through work, but it’s really fun to be the one getting followed. I wonder if everyone felt this excitement too. Hehehe.”

Kurama: “I was waiting in this room the whole time you know. Waiting for you to break in. But you just stared at me, platonically, like an unrequited love that went just a bit too far.”

Kurama: “I was anticipating for you to approach me, but no development seemed to be made like this. And when I went hmmmmm, you said you were moving out again.”

Kurama: ”I thought, certainly you didn’t find someone else you like right?”

**Strangling sounds**

Kurama: “Hey, that’s really sad. Was I not enough? Even though you loved me to the point of stalking me? It was such a shock I thought I’d faint.”

Kurama: “I won’t forgive you if you move out. Cause you already belong to me.”

Kurama: “Hey, why did you think about something like moving out?”

**Struggle**

Kurama: “Oh. Oooh. Eeeeh. That’s a new pattern, or however you call it. At the very least, that’s a reason I’ve never heard before. Ahahaha you’re really interesting. A stalker who felt too bad for their subject who seems too nice and decided to go away. No way. Normally you’d like them even more. You’d think they accepted you. You’re really such a normal person. You’re not fit for stalking.”

Kurama: “If the other party has accepted you you’ve gotta take the opportunity. Oh well, it’s all good if you haven’t found another guy.”

**Stretches**

Kurama: “We’re face-to-face.”

Kurama: “Wow you’re face is completely white.”

Kurama: “I’ll paint it peach color right now so let’s kiss first. Chuu-”

**Struggles**

Kurama: “You like me right? C’mon, kiss.”

**Struggles**

Kurama: “You don’t like me? Ah. Did I mishear that? Huh? I cleaned my ears just yesterday.”

**Struggles**

Kurama: “Ah you really don’t like me anymore? That’s so mean. I’m getting dizzy again from the shock.”

Kurama: “I feel like crying. Even though I like you so much.”

Kurama: “Then, I guess I should kill you while you still have some feelings for me. If you start going I don’t wanna I don’t wanna from now on and start hating me, I’ll become even more sad.”

Kurama: “Yes, that’s a good idea.”

**Struggles**

Kurama: “Don’t worry it doesn’t hurt and isn’t scary. It’s just like falling asleep and never waking up, that’s all. I’m really good at that. And then I’ll embalm you after all and preserve you prettily. I’ll treasure you together with my precious memories with you. ”

Kurama: “Hm. What was a lie?”

Kurama: “Oh. I’m so glad!”

**Hugs**

Kurama: “I knew it. You do like me. Ah I’m relieved. I’m so relieved.”

Kurama: “But you know. Next time you say something like that I’ll really start crying.”

Kurama: “Don’t say such sad things anymore okay?”

Kurama: “Then if you like me... you can kiss me right?”

Kurama: “I’ll close my eyes for you since you’re a pure girl.”

Kurama: “Oh and make sure to put in your tongue. And sloppily entangle it with mine, tell me you love me by seeking for me.

**Kissing sounds**

Kurama: “More properly.”

**Kissing sounds**

Kurama: “This is not enough. C’mon like this.”

**Kissing intesifies**

Kurama: “We must intensely yearn for eachother, okay?.”

Kurama: “That expression is cute too. The expression of our first kiss.”

**Takes picture”

Kurama: “Woaah. Cute! Look! You’re making a really good face. Isn’t this complicated expression amazing?”

Kurama: “An expression of bewilderment and pleasure are mixed together. It’s the best.”

Kurama: “Hey, did your kiss with me feel good?”

**Giggles**

Kurama: “I also really liked my kiss with you. To the point it makes me want to kiss you even more. It really feels like a bliss.”

Kurama: “Well then. Show me your cute body.”

Kurama: “C’mon take it off. Erotically. Like you’re a stripper.”

Kurama: “Ah! One sec. W-w-w-wait. Wait! Eh HD camera... Eeeh camera... Hmmm... huh where is it? Ehhhh, oh this. Oh not it. Oh here! Ahaha, it looks like a camera so it’s hard to distinguish.

**Sound of a rotating device**

Kurama: “Ah looking through the viewfinder is also really nice. I might get hard from this again.”

Kurama: “Alright ready when you are. Oh wait a bit. I want you to declare I’m gonna have sex with Mr. Nagito before you’re gonna strip. Like in an adult video, it turns me on.”

Kurama: “Hm? What’s wrong? Even if you stiffen up the situation won’t change. That part is innocent and cute, but nothing will start nor end in this situation. Okay? Strip for me. Oh, are you gonna strip? Yes yes you’re a good girl.”

Kurama: “Ah, declare it with a smile before stripping okay?”

Kurama: “Ahh. Wow. It’s so much better than my imagination. Ah I’m excited again.”

Kurama: “Ah, make a peace sign right there.”

Kurama: “Your insides must also be much better than my imagination. But I must still hold it in.”

Kurama: “Come on don’t stop your hands. Properly take off your underwear too.”

Kurama: “Ah the one you took off... leave it in the basket over there.”

Kurama: “So much better than your skin that I imagined.”

Kurama: “I see you’re the type to look thinner in clothes. Ah don’t hide it.”

Kurama: “Then I’ll leave the camera here.”

Kurama: “Ah so soft. I’ve always wanted to touch them.”

Kurama: “When I touch your boobs and your precious place like this, you gasp with a delicate voice.”

Kurama: “But the expression you have right now is much better than the one you make in my imagination. It’s realistic, erotic, and so much more lively. Cute.”

Kurama: “Ah. You’re nipples stood up. So it feels good. I’m so happy. Feel it more. I’ll grind against you like this and give you a lot of kisses.”

**Kissing noises**

Kurama: “It’s okay to let out your voice you know. If it feels good you have to say it feels good.”

**Kissing noises intensifies**

Kurama: “I want to put piercings here. As proof that you’re mine. I’ll let them make cute custom ones.”

Kurama: “You turn red and then turn blue. You’re a really busy one.”

**Kisses**

Kurama: “It’s okay. I’m not telling you to do it now. Cause I’ll gradually and carefully make you’re body unable to live without me.”

Kurama: “Alright. Then next up is... I’ll let you touch this. Spread your legs.”

Kurama: “You’re such a bashful person. Cute. But I want you to show me your important place.”

Kurama: “Mmm hehehehe. You’re still embarassed. I love innocent girls.”

**Kisses**

Kurama: “Then nevermind that for now. Instead, will you suck me? Then I’ll forgive you.”

Kurama: “I’m glad. Then lick it tenderly.”

Kurama: “Look, isn’t it amazing. It got so big. I wonder if it’ll completely fit into your mouth. Come, say ah-”

**Sloppy sounds and moaning**

Kurama: “I’ve had this imagination multiple times. An imagination where you give me a fella like this. But you know, even if I’m aroused and put it into the doll’s mouth it doesn’t feel good at all. It’s stiff, the tongue isn’t soft, and it’s cold. And above all, the expression is completely expressionless. Even if I pat her head or softly touch her cheek, the doll only makes an indifferent face.”

Kurama: “When it comes to that, the real thing is really nice. You’re soft and warm, and you make cute expressions.”

Kurama: “Ah this is the best. In my imagination, you do your best to suck while I tenderly grasp your head like this and shove myself deeply inside you. But it’s also nice when you voluntarily use your tongue like that.”

**Sloppy sounds and moaning**

Kurama: “I kinda feel like letting it out already.”

Kurama: “What should I do? Where shall I let it out? Inside your mouth? Or should I pour it over that cute face of yours? What should I do?”

Kurama: “I guess I’ll let you drink it after all. It’s so exciting to let my semen become your nourishment. I’m gonna grab your head for a bit but stay put okay?”

Kurama: “Oh if it hurts please raise your right hand okay?”

**Sloppy noises and moaning intensifies**

Kurama: “I’m about to cum. When I cum, make sure to save up my semen on your tongue alright?”

Kurama: “I’m gonna scold you if you just swallow it, understand?”

**Sloppy noises and moaning intensifies x2**

**>///<**

Kurama: “Okay, open your mouth. Good girl. Properly taste the semen saved up on your tongue.”

Kurama: “That’s right, stirr it like that and mix it with your saliva.”

Kurama: “Okay, swallow it.”

**Swallows**

Kurama: “Now, say thanks for the meal.”

Kurama: “Ah are you alright? Eh the semen got spilled. Hmm. That’s not a good thing to do. You should clean up if you dirty someone’s floor. You must lick the semen from the floor and clean it up. I’ll make a video footage again. Come on, lick the floor clean.”

**Camera sounds**

Kurama: “You don’t wanna?”

Kurama: “You know, I don’t like to forcefully make you listen. So I wish you’d do it voluntarily. Okay? No good? You’re a good girl so you can do it right?”

Kurama: “That’s right, you’re a good girl. Indeed, lick it with more care.”

Kurama: “Hehehe how nice.”

Kurama: “You’re right, I’ll forgive you for saying you hate me.”

Kurama: “Ehehe but I never said what I’d forgive you for.”

Kurama: “Besides, it’s not like I’m really angry. I’m not that narrow-minded to get angry for that.”

Kurama: “Well then, what should we play next?”

Kurama: “Hmmm... ugh there’s nothing interesting here. Ehh I’ll guess I’ll go buy some. Oh, we could use this.”

**Sound of tape**

Kurama: “Oh this? Just what it looks like, it’s duckttape.”

Kurama: “Stay put.... just... for a bit...”

Kurama: “Alright. And now. It may be a bit tough but please bear with it okay.”

Kurama: “Alright it should be fine like this.”

**Struggles**

Kurama: “It’s no use struggling.”

**Struggles**

Kurama: “Hmmm... I don’t really do this a lot so I feel kinda bad. It must be tough. But you know, if you cause a ruckus you’ll bother the neighbours. It’ll also trouble me so please bear with it like that for a little while.”

Kurama: “There you go. Woah light. You must get enough nutrients you know. A while back, you said over the phone to your friend you were dieting, but you really don’t need to lose more weight than this okay?”

**Opens closet**

Kurama: “Okay, please stay here for a bit.”

Kurama: “Oh. Those eyes make a bit thrilled. I’ll give you plenty of love when I come back.”

**Closes closet**

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(T/N this was so embarassing _///_)

* Kashiori = a box of cakes commenly given on a final day before leaving.

** Tamagohada = (lit. egg skin) an expression that means skin as white as an egg.

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#The Neighbour in Room 203 Disappeared Leaving a Key Behind #203 Gou No Rinjin Ha Kagitaba Hitotsu Nokoshi Te Kie Ta #dramacd #english #translation #203号の隣人は鍵束一つ残して消えた #track 2 #male yandere

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