I feel like now that I’ve officially ruined my digestive system, I’m qualified to tell you STOP EATING ANYTHING THAT HAS MOLD ON IT, which should have been common sense but I saw too many people on this post say that they also eat moldy bread.
Alex Hirsch describing Bill perspective on Ford during the portal years has me giggling and kicking my feet
"like somebody saying they're ghosting you and then texting you the next weekend"
"Our-will-they-wont they take over the universe relationship"
"Is Ford gonna find anyone else in the multiverse who strokes his ego as well as me? Is there anyone else whos gonna make Ford feel as important as Bill?"