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5eraphim · 12 days

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swinging out the gate with pure filth but i recently stumbled upon a scout voice line that made me cream my pants (tumblr doesn't allow links as anon so i'm putting extra parentheses to make sure it doesn't appear as one (https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/48/Scout_domination20.wav))

anyways it got me heavy thinking about dom scout because i really truly think this boy is a sadistic motherfucker. huge ego and need to be the best, especially growing up the youngest sibling? having someone stupidly fucked out for him blows his mind.

and i KNOW for a FACT he has a daddy kink, too, and wants a real title to hear the power he has in the moment (plus there's another scout voice line that says "come to daddy" so it's essentially confirmed because i said so).

he's still a little bit of a teenage horndog about it, rolling his eyes back and getting a little nervous when you actually do submit, because he was prepared for a fight.

i would almost say he prefers it, wanting the struggle and the power that comes with quelling the flame in you but never fully, trying to push buttons to get you to give him a shove or a nasty remark so he has an excuse to pounce on you like a predator.

"yeah? you like that? gettin' fucked on daddy's dick?" almost really talking to himself when he drills into you as fast as he physically can, positioned in missionary because he wants to see that pretty face (and tits).

he wants to see overstimulation paint your features, you know that. he also wants to see that feisty side of you just so he can tame it. you push his abdomen the best you can, hands really just shoving his shirt that he didn't bother to take off. it's not working, and all he can do is laugh at your pathetic attempt.

you yank the dog tags that dangle in front of your face, sort of wet because of the sweat he's pouring, not due of the physicality but rather that he's so worked up and thrilled that he's heating up. the chain wrings around the back of his neck a little, not necessarily doing the damage you hoped for. in fact, you can see a switch flip and his eyes darken. uh oh.

his hands slam around your neck, having previously been attached to your waist, and squeeze so hard your vision goes fuzzy at the edges and all the blood rushes from your head. "you wanna choke me? how's it feel ta be fuckin' choked, huh? stupid bitch." he's degrading, harsh because he knows he can be. your eyes well u with tears, threatening to spill, and he grins like a wolf. he loves it.

"oh, what, you gonna cry? you gonna cry now?" he spits at you. that's all it takes before the waterworks start, cooling your warm cheeks and letting him know he's won this round.

there's nothing that stops you from cumming on his cock, completely overwhelmed by feeling and so far gone that it doesn't even matter. scout's overjoyed that he's got a pretty girl so fucking stupid for him that she can't even control her body anymore. he gets so high off the feeling that he can't help but bark out every filthy thought and word he has, a reminder that he is conscious enough to talk and you're so braindead you can't form a word.

"aww" he wipes your tears with the pad of his thumb, "don' cry kid, i'm not even bein' that cruel!" he taps his thumb against your lips, scowling when you turn your head to avoid his digit. he grabs your chin to force your eyes on his. "open up and suck my fuckin' thumb or ill replace it with my cock and fuck your face."

im making my mark as 👽 emoji because i will 100% be back to write more

HELL O?? HELLO 👽!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!! MAKING OUT WITH THE SIDE OF YOUR NECK RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK

thank you so much for sending me this, a bit blown awayy right now, i must say. top-tier scout characterization, on GOD. He is MEAN. he is literally a one man bully squad- of course he's gonna overdo it act like a total maniac getting nasty with his obsession.

i love this because i love writing Scout as on the more dominant side, but in a almost playfully sadistic kind of way.

#tales from the ask box #👽 anon #im so locked in on you right now #ok but it's crazy bc i have this scout piece i've been working on and i like it a lot #and it was sooo fun to touch on something a bit different #yandere x reader #x reader #yandere self ship #yandere tf2 #yandere team fortress 2 x reader

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nevertheless-moving · 4 months

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Alas I must stop scrolling mistborn (Era 1?) tumblr now for increasing fear of unwanted decades old cosmere/ other spoilers, but feeling a lot of feelings about this first trilogy. Strongly recommend. Some spoilers, but kept pretty vague :

Guy who believes in all religions and will try to convert you to one of several hundred at any given time (new favorite character, and I honestly don't generally have favorites).

whoops he's got depression now :(

Really perfect resolution for favorite character arc of all time :)

Really satsisfying resolutions in general

Crying about kandra. Weeping, actually.

Human is human /angst /horror /body horror

Seriously every plot twist in this is my new example of what a plot twist should be. Pieces laid down from the start, then slowly coming together, than sharply coming into focus, generally just before the narrative makes it explicit, so you have both discovery along side characters as well as time to beat your hands against the glass

The protaganists fucking up really bad in meaningful ways with consequences BUT Hope and Love and It All Matters

Marsh yes! Marsh no! Marsh YeS! MARSH NO! NO! MARSH! NO! YES! WAIT NO! MAARRRSHHH!!!!!!!

They (romantic leads) love each other your honor

They really do

And! THEY TRUST EACH OTHER! Why is this so big!

spook! Huh almost forgot about- oh. Oh.

COOLEST. FIGHT SCENES. EVER.

did I mention very small details masterfully resolving into intricate but not contrived plot

Very cool magic systems

thug, literally his magic power is thug. cares deeply about philosophy. and also anyone who he spends more than 10 minutes talking to.

Charismatic wisecracking leader with Heart Of Gold and tragic past leading to flaws and strengths (yes. It is all the cliches. But STILL)

Hero of legend turned big bad evil God emperor BUT did I mention how good the plot twists are? Forever?

[Pinchy finger emoji] it's about the parallels.

Wife guys

You can't solve all your problems with violence, not should you, but when that IS the solution... God damn you wished you this fucking rad

Flowers <3

#Mistborn #mistborn spoilers #cosmere #nevertheless cosmere

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nicoleanell · 1 year

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I would love to hear your meta on the scene from Renfield with the priest and the vampire hunter, if you’d be willing to share!

SURE, THANK GOD YOU ASKED.

My thing with that scene is it was peak Give Renfield A Hug and also the most irredeemable thing he does in the movie short of destroying some kid's ant farm, and that instantly made me fall in love with him.

I like the fact they made Renfield an aggressively sympathetic character and at the same time not wholly innocent. Robert Montague Renfield is neither a good guy or a bad guy but he deserves to be okay. (Also he may come off way more "sane" as movie Renfields go but he's not a well person lol, and the fact he's in an all-gender support group for abuse survivors very rapidly becomes not so much A Joke as it is the Entire Point of the movie.)

In the flashbacks, it's totes played for comedy and riffing on the 1931 movie and there's a little bit of an "unreliable narrator" vibe to it when Renfield's like, it was good we had great times etc. :))) We don't really know how in control of himself he is or how much he's whitewashing. But then we get the church/vampire killer thing and there's like... the first seed of something more real going on. The movie tells us upfront that the last time Dracula was almost defeated he stopped it, willingly, and it wasn't normal vampire enthrallment stuff as much as a very human emotional choice.

There's some heavy-handed manipulation happening and it's *completely* non-supernatural. They'll lock you away. I'll protect you. I care about you. And Nic Hoult's big woobie eyes hold all the sadness and isolation and genuine hope/desire to be loved, and it's unhealthy attention but there's nothing better out there for him. 🥺 <- emoji rendition of Renfield and also me.

Oh and for good measure his "he really means it this time" internal monologue is 100% meant to sound like toxic/abusive boyfriend stuff he's echoing from the support group, which is A Joke in this movie until it's not anymore.

(Side note, I saw you mention this in another post - the mental institution headcanon is Valid. I would've liked for it to be explicitly in there somewhere but as far as I'm concerned nothing *contradicts* it and it's one of like 3 facts people associate with Spiders Georg over here. So I'll take that crumb that the threat of him getting locked up is just as likely to be in an asylum (again) as a jail. And yikes the legitimate fear of that being WORSE than the hell he's currently in.)

And the second he does the thing, some priest *completely proves Dracula right* by immediately throwing more guilt and blame on Renfield and being like YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYONE ELSE HE KILLS NOW. Which, fair! But also, dude, you're being the opposite of helpful here! Lmao fucking Catholics. He knows this! It's why he can't get out! Of course he chose Dracula and he did it on purpose and he did it because of trauma and it *cemented* him being trapped forever. This is the climax of an entire other movie in which Renfield is probably not the main character but would definitely end up my problematic fave anyway.

SO YEAH. Between that and the reveal he left a whole wife & kid, there's such an interesting theme of guilt/shame on top of self-esteem and learned helplessness issues I was not anticipating in this movie. It's important for him to get to a place of: "I want to blame this legitimately awful monster but I also did SOME of this to myself, and when I can accept that without immediately going into a fetal position, it gives him less power over me."

Does not remove his power completely! 'Cause Renfield 2023 is also not, like, saying that you can just Easily Decide To Leave Your Violent Abuser. But the affirmations about being enough and deserving better and seeking better in spite of having failed or fucked up before are important.

#renfield #renfield 2023 #local-redhead-bookworm

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onlyswan · 4 months

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Hi art! ♡♡♡

I wanted to stop by to wish you a happy new year 🎆 and thank you for existing and for writing so many powerful stories. the small (but not that small hehe) community you've gathered on your blog feels very safe and loving and i like to think that's a product of the person who runs it.

you've given me hope that a type of love exists beyond the prominent common negative situations relationships can have that is prevalent today, and that maintaining a healthy and respectful relationship is attainable. (and never to settle. :D)

you are obviously a very beautiful person and i truly wish you find everything you hope for this coming year, and that love encompasses all aspects of your life because you deserve it. even if every day might not be a good day, hopefully, you will have peace and fun and the good will heavily outweigh the bad.

you're lovely and i feel lucky to have stumbled upon you and your blog this last year. i tend to stray away from having interactions with people online, but i feel like you're the type of person that everyone wants to know more about and be friends with so it was hard not to want to write to you hehe. (because i don't usually jump at the idea of online interactions and i've never written to an author before, i get a little scared sometimes that i sound crazy when i praise you so please tell me if i ever go overboard T^T)

i really appreciated your small new year's post and that you wrote it's ok to bring the past with you into the new year. i struggled a little this year, and i feel like in past years i always said i'd forget about it all. but this year i feel content holding all of 2023 with me and using the experience to grow and heal over the course of 2024. life is fragile but can also feel very intense, so having your writing after a long day and the rest of the good things i've been lucky enough to have, helped me to feel like it's all a little more worth it.

i've also just enjoyed reading all the interactions you've done with the asks and everything, so thank you for that and replying to me as well! i can't tell you how excited i was when i opened your master list and saw my little moon emoji right there ❀⸜(˶´ ˘ `˶)⸝❀

overall, thank you for everything this year, and wishing you the best for what's to come! also sorry i always write so much :') i'm definitely not the best at writing and wording things but i hope i'm at least able to get the idea across

i love you and all the sweet people who have written on this blog because oh my god it's so cute seeing all the anon emojis !!!

feels great to be a part of something so sweet (also highly enjoying watching the fight for oc right now, rooting for all the anons but also jk? i feel so bad, i might have to side with him 🤭)

anyway, that's it! happy 2024 and best wishes for this year~ ♡

-🌙

my lovely, lovely moon anonie 🥺 being greeted by the most heartwarming message after a long day is so comforting. thank you so much for the kind wishes; for recognizing the messages i try to send through my writings; and most importantly, for seeing me as a person through it all <3 i’m honored that despite not normally interacting online, you’re here with me in my little corner of the internet and you’ve taken the time to write this message 🥺 please don’t worry about going overboard at all bcs i appreciate you so much and i feel your sincerity <3 i hope you have the most wonderful year and you receive all your heart desires 🩵 i love you too!

also highly enjoying watching the fight for oc right now, rooting for all the anons but also jk? i feel so bad, i might have to side with him 🤭

lmaooo it’s been entertaining like this wasn’t in my bingo card at all 😭 omg jungkook we finally found you an ally !!!!!

#art’s post office ☁️#🌙 anon #to make art smile :d

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yaekiss · 9 months

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Hello Again!

The monopoly man/regal anon has returned! I just finished reading your Vampire set and it was very good and it has inspired the some monster themed musing in my head. Especially regarding Wriothesley, like imagine a big burly wolf themed man getting treated like he is small delicate thing by a massive werewolf reader; or the inverse werewolf Wriothesley absolutely folding to the whims of a human reader despite his power and size over them. Just some food for thought. Tragic we don't have more on his character yet, otherwise I would put these musings properly to paper.

What do you think? Also, I hope this is finding you well!

HELLOOOO MONOPOLY MAN/REGAL ANON !! (do... do you want to claim it as an anon name or an emoji and join my list of anons 👀)

Thank you for reading the vamp set hehe! MMM yes I've seen a lot of responses in the google form for Bloodied Fangs talking about werewolves too!! Ur thoughts are so super duper seen right now nonnie 👁️👁️

I wish we knew more about Wriothesley too! It'll be easier to bounce more thoughts around about him that way HAHAHA although I love brainrotting about headcanons too ^^

There are a couple thoughts about a werewolf and human duo dynamic with Wriothesley that I have rn though:

1. Human!reader x werewolf!Wriothesley - you're so right about him folding to your every whim, I feel like he'd be a pretty reliable guard dog around you in public, always at attention by your side, looking out for you. But when in private, he's so weak for you, becoming a lapdog almost. He never wants to be without you, especially when it gets closer to a full moon. GOD, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON FULL MOON TRANSFORMATIONS!! ;3c

2. Werewolf!reader x human!Wriothesley - lots of thoughts about sparring with him, you get him in a headlock for the first time and he swears he saw heaven for those few seconds, you're worried about being too rough with him during the fights but he's mentally calculating how he can get you to pin him down. oh, a cuter thought would be that he styles his hair into those 2 spiky tufts so that they look kinda like your wolf ears!! so cute :3

I haven't really thought of a double werewolf dynamic because all I can really come up with with my 1 available braincell right now is an omegaverse scenario hmm...

ANYWAYS hope these lil werewolf thoughts sate your hunger at least a little itty bitty bit!! Hope your day is kind to you!!! <3

#📜.qi chats #chats with 🎩 anon!#would you like to be called regal anon or monopoly man anon LMFAO #speaking of monsterfucking I feel like ainsel would like werewolf thoughts

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jackals-ships · 2 months

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okay starting with the "moon + earth is gods bodies also the stars and sun don't like. Exist" thing bc it Altered My Brain Chemistry. How? uncertain. probably for the worse- /lighthearted

so in elder scrolls lore you have the aedra and daedra (lit: our ancestors and Not our ancestors) and they're Also et'ada or The Original Spirits. they were made by the playing around of Anu and Padomay which are primordial forces doin their things

among the et'ada you have lorkhan who is either a trickster or a cool dude depending on who you ask, and is the reason Why mundus+nirn exists. it was his project for funsies or to fuck around Again depending on who you ask

so lorkhan tricks/persuades the aedra to help him with his project but doesn't mention "yeah your power is gonna be drained. lol lmao even" and the eight (or nine) divines are the ones that invested most of their power into everything and became the earthbones, they stabilized everything and also made kids which became the various races (there are other smaller et'ada but they didn't put as Much power into mundus so they're not rly venerated)

now the Daedra are the ones who went "hm. nah. i think you: are a bitch baby I don't wanna help" and made their own planes instead (which is why they're more powerful also, theyre not bound like the divines)

now MAGNUS is fun, he's the god of magic and also the one who did the designs for mundus. but he started having doubts about the whole thing and eventually that lead to the convention being called where lorkhan was punished. he wanted to terminate the project entirely but too much power was already put into it, this didn't stop him from going ✌️ im out tho, so he fled back to aetherius and ripped a hole in the fabric of oblivion which made the sun (which is also in universe called Magnus) and this was happening at the tail end of nirn being made apparently

the stars are a similar thing, many of the other et'ada who didn't put as much in looked at everything going down and went hm! no thank you! ✌️ and followed Magnus, making a bunch of Smaller Holes which are the stars (they're also called the magna ge + fun fact Meridia was a magna ge but got kicked to the curb for "consorting with Daedra" and used to be called Merid-Nunda)

BACK TO LORKHAN THO at the convention everyone basically went "hey. what the FUCK dude" and he went "shrug emoji :3c" so trinimac "reached in with more than hands" and ripped out his heart with intent to destroy it

however according to the monomyth "But when Trinimac and Auriel tried to destroy the Heart of Lorkhan it laughed at them. It said, "This Heart is the heart of the world, for one was made to satisfy the other." So Auriel fastened the thing to an arrow and let it fly long into the sea, where no aspect of the new world may ever find it." (side note. i do not like some of what kirkbrides written. this however? Fucks) that's also why the heart of lorkhan is inside red mountain an all that fun jazz

NOW THE MOON THING comes from a book called "the lunar lorkhan" which is fun and basically states that yeah we don't know Exactly what happened at the trial but when lorkhan got his heart ripped out he was also cut in two and flung back into the void, where his body made the moons

tldr god is sort of dead and sort of alive also other gods tore through space and made the sun + stars

#jackals barks #long post #i am normal about tes i can be trusted about teslore you wanna put your hands into my enclosure-#im also hoping this is Coherent i dont wanna just copy paste the wiki pages but im like hfsksl #i get EXCITED and then i fumble words or think 'oh i wrote a word down. i did not write a whole paragraph. what happened-'

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mermaidsirennikita · 1 year

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ARC Review: The Secret Lives of Country Gentlemen by K.J. Charles

4.25/5. Releases 3/7/2023.

Note: I was granted an audio ARC, and am reviewing the book with that in mind.

For when you're vibing with... Queer romance with a bit of mystery, a unique and transformative setting, "coming into your own as an adult" vibes, CRIME FAMILIES, and some good old-fashioned "we started out as hookup partners and oops now we're madly in love" shit.

Gareth, raised by an aunt and uncle who didn't love him and abandoned by his father in favor of a new family, has never been super confident. But he feels wanted when he's with "Kent", the man he's been meeting for anonymous sex for a week... until, that is, he fucks it up. Discovering that his father is dead and he's now a baronet is a worthy distraction, though he doesn't plan on staying at the marshy property he's inherited for long. Until he runs into Kent again--except Kent is actually Joss Doomsday, the up-and-coming leader of a family of powerful (and dangerous) smugglers. And though Gareth and Joss are initially on opposite sides, it quickly becomes apparent that the spark between them certainly hasn't died out... But pursuing it might put Gareth at odds with Joss's enemies.

I've finally tried K.J. Charles, and God, she's fucking good. This romance is well-written, hot, sweet, and accompanied by a mystery plot with stakes that I actually understood. Which is hard for me! (Was it really a mystery plot, or an imperiled lover plot that sort of involved mystery but was really about the obligations of being in a crime family and--)

Quick Takes:

--Joss Doomsday is one of my new favorite romance heroes, full stop. That doesn't mean I didn't love Gareth, because I totally did (and they're given solid division in terms of POV and characterization, which I liked--there was no "Gareth is the protagonist and Joss is the untouchable love interest", which has turned me off of some m/m romances I've read.). Gareth is funny, a bit hapless, extremely relatable in terms of trying to find his place in the world and sort of coming up with *shrug emoji*. But Joss is just... well, hot, obviously, but similarly relatable... in the fact that he does know his place, and his place involves being weighed down with familial expectations and responsibility. Gareth's journey in the book involves finding a family for the first time and taking on the mantle of responsibility despite growing up as a loner, whereas Joss's journey involves realizing that he can love and care for his family and call them out when they're wrong, and find things that belong to him and him alone. He's so very lovable.

Also, he was DEBAUCHED!!! By a pirate--I'm sorry, a PRIVATEER. How can I not love a guy who is like "well, he fucked me six ways from Sunday, so I guess he did debauch me". Joss I love your work.

--Speaking of families, there is so much good family drama in this book. You have Gareth's whole thing, as he slowly builds connections with his sister (who he never met before their father's death) and... his sister's aunt? Who became his father's mistress after Gareth's stepmother died? That was a character I truly loved. Gareth just needed a mom, y'all! Much of Gareth's issues involve struggling with understanding who his father was, and damn, if that doesn't resonate.

Joss's family issues were uh... more complicated, even. But the diversity of characters makes it feel all the more real. Good people fuck up. Bad people have human weaknesses. Everyone was delightfully fleshed out.

--I loved the world of the Marsh. There's a lot of like, descriptions of of flora and fauna (Gareth loves bugs, y'all) and the culture of this little community that's kind of heavily dependent on organized crime and layers of generation-crossing dynamics? It's remarkably rich, and not the type of atmosphere you see a lot of in historical romance right now. The layers of it all made it feel very real to me.

--This book had some of the loveliest loved confessions I've ever read--and at the same time, some of the messiest relationship dynamics, in the best possible way. We open on Joss and Gareth's last anonymous hookup, after which both assume they'll never see each other again, and once they do... There's a lot of bitter exes energy, which I'm personally very partial. That sniping, that tit for tat, that "well I NEVER" while they both desperately wanna fuck. It's Good Shit.

--As a heads up, there is period-accurate homophobia in this book (not a ton--both Joss and Gareth do have supportive relatives, but they also have not so supportive relatives). Joss and Gareth both fear being outed, that is a very real threat throughout. I don't think it's excessive; nor does it read like self-loathing from either man.

The Sex Stuff:

Hot. But also funny? But also hot. Again, we start out the gate with explicit sex, and there are several more instances of it. There are interesting conversations about the dynamics of their sex life, too--who's "in charge", who should be in top, what does it mean, does it mean anything? Joss likes to see Gareth naked while he's clothed, which is something I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVED. In many ways, this book is a great example of how sex can be character and sex can be plot. There were a couple of sex scenes in this book that don't really tie to story, but they do reveal things about Joss and Gareth and simply their relationship--I actually went back to listen to the first chapter again after the book was over, just to get that sense of Gareth and Joss's initial connection, shallow as it was, again--contrasting to their final sex scene.

But also, "FUCK ME LIKE YOUR PIRATE" and Joss joking about having Gareth's legs around his shoulders.... hot sex can also be funny sex, thank you K.J. Charles.

I'm super happy to see that there will be another Doomsday book--I loved the characters, and I loved this world. I want more.

Thank you to Netgalley and Dreamscape Media for providing me with a copy of this book. All opinions are my own.

#romance novel blogging #arc reviews #netgalley #book reviews #book recs #books

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eyesxxyou · 5 months

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Hiiiiii it’s the God AU Anon, the one who wrote the blurb. So not only is reader married to a war god, but they have him ON HIS FUCKING KNEES? That’s some serious power fr.

But does reader ever actually fall for Miguel?

Do they stay in love?

What do their kids do?

Does Miguel make sure that his wife is pleasured in bed or is he one of those guys (Again I think ik the answer but I’ll ask anyway)

-🧳 (I have an emoji now!)

Ah my favorite anon! You're back!

Okok

1. I think they do with time. It takes a lot of Miguel trying to win them over with their favorite things, leaves parchment and charcoals for you to draw on, tries his best to understand your wants and needs. He thinks you're the most beautiful person he's seen in heaven and on earth and wants nothing more than to make you happy. But he also wants to marry you and won't accept anything less.

2. They do stay in love. Reader calms his episodes of rage and is the reason why wars don't have more casualties than they already do. For a time when they first get married, there were wars without any dead at all because he was so elated to have a wife. There are ups and downs of course, but they love each other

3. Their children would be demigods, meaning they can do more than man but less than gods. They'd most likely be warriors themselves and lead people in battle with the grace of their father in their side.

Ugh! All this world building for a story I've barely started! It feels great but I'm scared no one will read a more slow burn story! Most people just want immediate smut and I don't want to write something no one is interested in!

#{eye's inbox}#{👁️ inbox}#🧳 anon

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unsleepingtales · 6 months

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Burrow’s End Episode Six Reactions! (And AP!)

Allow me to preface this by saying that my computer broke this week, I am doing all my schoolwork and real job work on my cellphone right now, and the following is transcribed from the reactions I wrote down in a real physical notebook while watching the episode on my phone.

If you’re wondering how I wrote emojis in my notebook. The small drawings are very bad. Onwards!

BUT SHE’S DEAD 💀

Some sort of mutation going on w/the giant thing?

Diversity Win! The threatening First Stoat uses they/them pronouns!

Bennett :D

She does tai chi 😎

Oh the twins! (So fun bc one of the main groups in my current home game is Also called the Twins)

Is this a dept head meeting or smth?

That’s. Creepy.

Ok.

OOP-

Blow up his spot lmaooo

I’m living for Brennan’s reality check analogies

Human ish teeth?

Erika Ishii I love you ❤️

Aabria the character voice you are doing for Kiran is Hot.

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE???

I need Bennett to not be a bad guy ok? I need it.

What are you saying man

Brennan’s just Dying

That was pure Erika oh my god

Oh she’s full of it alright!

(‘Keep going’) oh Izzy <3

Y’know what if I was on the team to renter a nuclear power plant that had a reactor failure and I saw thousands of militant stoats I think I would just leave. Let them have it.

On the what, Ava?

Yeah no especially if those stoats were using the fucking nuclear power?? I’d just leave.

At least she remembers their hallway is blue.

I’m curious if everyone switching so quickly from calling it Blue to Light is a DnD/Improv/Adaptation thing or a characters assimilating thing? Maybe both? Maybe it’s conscious maybe not?

I’m still thinking about how smooth Aabria’s “Weap-Technology” was when introducing the departments

He’s not asking you to run. He’s asking you to stay.

I’m glad Aabria keeps pushing back when they read negative or nefarious intentions into things that one the face of it truly are just typical to this kind of situation and society

The family vibes are So correct.

Horrible. I hated that.

The most it’s possible to be.

Yeah, okay.

KIDS.

Oh god. Oh no.

Good GOD Tula

The SIDE EYE on that Jesus

Muahahahaha

Oh NO.

That went on for so long

I am Unnerved.

Hell Yes babe

GET HIS ASS I GUESS???

They’re like teenagers now right?

Well That was intense!

The casualness in Aabria’s asking for the stealth check while taking a sip. She does not give a fuck and I love her for it.

Check it out!

Do we not get to find out what happened to Ava with the Garage?

Oh that’s So creepy

MMHMM

I love Ava’s refusal to learn

YES THIEVES’ CANT MY BELOVED THIEVES’ CANT <3

I think what she said was “please help.” Which is different.

SIOBHAN.

Oh that’s gonna be merch.

The crack of noon is so true

THE COPPER PUN NICE ONE AABRIA

Ohohohohoho. The Dictator. Lovely.

🎶don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious🎶

Oh my GOD

Brennan of all people saying finally some action on this goddamn show

Also Brennan’s reactions to Izzy’s reactions… so funny to watch the face journeys happening at the table rn.

Love that for them

A population support state 😭

Oh god oh fuck

MAP???

Oh holy fucking shit

I can’t wait to rewatch this on my computer so I can actually see and appreciate the detail. Oh my god.

Ooh the puzzle of it all is intriguing

“I’m gonna kill him.”

Jabroni <3

OOF.

Oh my god <3

That was really cool Brennan.

Ooh just noticed the dome!

Hey Brennan? That was really cool.

Everyone’s got Thoughts.

Oh yeah jump into the nuclear juice. Great.

Ava.

YES

Awwww

PUZZLE

Oh no

I need to get the build details of this map

Oh. My god.

HE WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME

Knight to C4 😭

That’s a fucking human skull.

Oh what does That mean

Huzzah.

(Most dejected/exhausted huzzah of all time)

God the comedy we do get in this season is so so gooOH

Not the wisdom saves 😭

Izzy.

Sometimes the dice fell a STORY.

Yeah okay

Oh god

Oh Jasper

Oh the stress is insane. Losing Jaysohn would break this family.

This can’t be the end of the episode?

Oh ok

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

I love when DMs get to play DnD

DAD ARM

Nice catch!

OH I did not register that that’s the fucking radiation hazard symbol

Everyone at that table is so close to tears

AVA AND THORNNNN

Thorn himself <3

DOME.

Oh FUCK.

Preview for next week reactions:

What the FUCK.

WOLF??

I love JWC oh my god.

Adventuring Party Reactions!

Oh they’re jokingly pissed at her lmao

Woooo chipotle

Erika <3

I gUeSs I MiSsEd HiM

Aabria.

Erika takes METHOD NOTES

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who went ‘diversity win!’

Brennan Lee “Animal Facts” Mulligan strikes again

Felt so happy about seeing the human skull.

Jasper that’s such a fascinating theory oh my god

The intense NY came out

Okay but after this season… CAN we get set tours?

Yeah I am so curious about the in-world justification for the giant stone puzzle on top of the reactor.

OKAY thank you Jasper and Aabria I am Also a big reactor in games and sometimes I worry about being disruptive

I wanna go back and figure out what noise he’s talking about

Voice actor things! (Happy SAG Deal day!!)

I love actors so much. They are all FRIENDS.

#burrow’s end #verbal component #reactions #adventuring party #burrow's end

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sodascribbles · 1 year

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KICKS DOOR IN IM HERE FOR RTTM HEADCANONS FOR MY SELF INDULGENT FIC UNIVERSE. PRIMARILY TEAM BLUE BC THEYRE THE ONLY ONES IVE SEEN <<33 this is also mostly me bullshitting bc it has been a while since ive seen all of it but!! ill come back and retcon as needed heart emoji

below the cut bc they're long <<33

chache and snake are clones created by The Aliens™️ which i think is canon to mtm but dont quote me on that it's been a while. amy is not- the 33 in her name is an unlucky coincidence.

i cant decide if i wanna be gbu-adjacent (/ij and/or /ref) and have squid be a former blood god or if he is just The Blood God. but either way he is the Kraken as per lovely world lore

stampys immortal and has ✨ magic powers ✨ but rarely uses them. hes skilled in the same kind of wizardry that keen and heinous use, and frequently sends them letters still

snakedoctor1 was just kind of a Normal Dude who got kidnapped by aliens and cloned a lot. .....probably. i dont think about snake lore very often i only know him from mtm and squiddy sundays

superchache1 however was a... nether prince of a sort. he escaped the aliens via being summoned somewhere else, and rumor has it that he's still out there vibing

chache- our chache, 39, and every chache before that- were very firmly told that 1 was dead (he was frequently made an example of as a matter of fact)

chache and snake weren't aware of the aliens plans before the race to the moon ending, and once theyd learned it was the classic theyd grown so attached they rebelled against their creators

ok enough of clone shenanigans ill spoil the plot

amy and squid arent bio family but they grew up together and consider each other siblings <3

stampy has a twin brother, who we simply know as stampylongpants- that's not his real name, obviously, just a long convoluted joke w the familia

this twin brother has. three whole children, two of which are traumatized and adopted unintentionally and the other is probably traumatized and adopted intentionally

stampy is a great-uncle and has a dragon grandniece and at least one robot grandnephew and i will not be elaborating (.....yet)

stampy and squid are qpps sorry not sorry

chache can float. he says it's the hat. nobody believes him

KINDNESS IS REAL

i have no intent of touching shady oaks again though. so who knows how canon-adjacent shell wind up. but my girl WILL be appearing and she WILL be a sassy talking sword

squid is in fact a glowsquid

stampy is the best airship pilot of the three of them its bc he stole The Birdy

chache is vaguely technopathic but has no idea how to properly harness it so will occasionally just panic and like the jukebox will start playing or the quarry will stop/start

if you startle stampy theres like a 25% chance he bursts into flame

he does have a more human form (like squid does) but he rarely ever uses it

squid tends to flip-flop between human and squid on legs. he went full glowsquid once when him and stampy were bickering in the river below their mountain and. swam away

chache technically has a more Creachur-like form but again he has No Idea how to Use It

snake is supposed to be a creeper. something went wrong when the aliens were synthesizing but supposedly theyve since fixed it

stampy is like an 8th warden on his mother's side. usually this manifests in what he likes to call the Lay in Moss Instinct (it's exactly what it sounds like) and protectiveness over his friends

he was a normal dude at first i think but then he got cursed with furry immortality and it's been so long now that he really doesnt remember who he used to be. netty got cursed trying to reverse his curse before they decided they liked being cats better

squiashey is simply stampy's pen pal rn but dw theyll meet and date and get married even if i dont touch on it know it happened

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Listen I'm just going to give you an entire review on your latest Gewis Bodyguard/Royal story rambling even though it's not even a proper fic(let) because that's how insane it is and I am about it okay here goes

he's just sunshine in a bottle and Lewis doesn't want to put a lid on that, so they have this great balance in the sense that George can't throw anything at him that Lewis can't handle, and Lewis has a big influence on helping George kind of gauge when he needs to adjust and regroup

I am the EMBODIMENT of the 🥺 emoji right now, this makes me want to sob because it's so sweet, like yes, they complement each other, they work with each other, they are attuned to each other, they are IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER OK

George wouldn't have had anyone he's with majority of the time? Like he wouldn't have had to make public appearances with his significant other, kind of deal, so nobody's really by his side in those kinds of events if his parents aren't there with him.

Yeah, btw, the thought of George and Lewis attending fancy events together gives me SO MUCH LIFE. Ok, fic!Lewis wouldn't dress up like real Lewis does to be The Moment, but I still like the idea of them in fancier than usual clothes and depending on the kind of event Lewis is either glued to George's side as a protective shield or is observing from somewhere in the background while George is mingling, but either way people notice him and people are staring, which might rub someone a certain way, maybeeee? And, seriously, keeping an eye out is kind of Lewis' job, what's your excuse for staring, George?? But, also! George himself properly dressed up, something my hungry eyes aren't provided with nearly often enough, I'd just ENJOY it so much and they'd look like such a power couple, even if it's literally just suits they're wearing. Royal garments, though, on George's side. Oh my, the images in my head.

But on a more mischievous note, George just fuckin if they ain't keeping up with him, well, brother that sounds like a YOU problem, doesn't it? 🤭

He's not sorry in the slightest. He will pretend that it was an accident how he once again slipped away from his current bodyguard. He will look Toto dead in the eye and shrug his shoulders and smile and tell him that it's not his fault when they fail at their job, he's not supposed to look after them, is he??

I didn't know how much I needed bratty George until today. He's so funny, I adore him.

He'll go to fuckin Japan and he wouldn't even realize he didn't tell anyone until he catches himself on CNN reported as "PRINCE GEORGE MISSING, IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO KING TOTO HES REALLY WORRIED WE THINK HE WAS CRYING A LITTLE IN HIS ADDRESS EARLIER TODAY, PLEASE, OH MY GOD, GIVE US BACK THE BOY"

Toto is worried and also, I would imagine, absolutely livid. Because don't we love furious Toto??? I know that I do! RIP to whoever was in charge of George.

Susie immediately says "He's George's type" to which Toto chokes on his own saliva in response

I'm CACKLING

and Lewis doesn't hear because he's enamored by the huge painting on the wall of the royal family and George is smack dab in the middle with his piercing blue eyes and-

Lewis, you did know what (whom) you signed up for, didn't you? Oh my god, it's love at first side. Screaming, clawing at my face...

He blinks for a moment at the odd question, then smiles gamely. "Only if what I'm running towards is interesting, your majesty."

Fuck, here we go. He's perfect. Oh no. He's witty. He's charming. He's READY. You're running into something that will be SO interesting, Lewis, you've no idea.

And Susie's a little bit in love herself she's not gonna lie

This made me giggle omg.

his trousers are probably used to housing rather sizeable things in there.

LET'S ASK GEORGE SHALL WE

So he's hired and he goes in to meet George, and he's literally going to pass out bc he's BEAUTIFUL and he suddenly wants to lay down his life for this man and he's not even like, OFFICIALLY hired yet

CLAWING AND PULLING AT MY HEART SCREAMING SOBBING.....

....Don't you DARE not making this into a fic. I'm openly threatening you. (On my knees. My soul as a humble offering. Maybe I'm just begging, but either way...)

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh nonny, this is just???? Incredible???? This is SO MUCH and it's so wonderful of you to share so many thoughts with me!!! Holy fuck I may not be able to do this ask justice but I'M GONNA TRY ❤️❤️

Here's the rambling for reference 🌟

EXACTLY??????? Gosh exactly, they just work so well with each other and yes that's bc they balance each other out, but beyond that they communicate and are open with each other, like they just continue and try and learn from each other AND THATS WHAT MAKES THEM SO GREAT TOGETHER!!!! Exactly what you said as well, they're attuned to each other to such a fine and specific point, and again that comes from learning to be attuned and understanding each other. They're always by each other's sides, and so much time with one person can be taken for granted simply bc it's constant. But they always just revel in each other's presence, they find comfort in their companionship and love, and they find every moment significant whether or not it's dull or full of activity, and that's what makes it such a full relationship and love. It trickles into everything else!!

Okay yes I must break this up into multiple points:

1. Gewis attending events together + power couple aesthetic

Right off the bat they're a beautiful pair to see together, individually they're stunning but together it's just a whole different level of in awe a person can be. It's Prince George Russell and his loyal bodyguard Lewis Hamilton, is this really a couple you wanna fuck with? Like, REALLY? The adored and respected prince and his built-like-the-actual-castle-his-ward-lives-in boyfriend bodyguard whose look can turn you into a statue or make you swoon so hard you faint? UH YEAH MAYBE CHECK OUT OF THIS ONE, ANY LINGERING CRIMINALS WHO HAVE BAD INTENTIONS WITH THE PRINCE

Also, I just have brainrot thinking about Lewis assisting George with things in events? Like just being there and supporting him, having a pen ready, directing him to which seat is his at panels or signings and pulling out the chair for him, pouring him his glass of water. Just small things like that that aren't technically part of his job description, but he does anyway, in such a careful, gentle way.

And George looking to Lewis whenever he's walking into a crowd, to make sure he's following, or putting a hand on his arm in thanks when Lewis hands him the mic, JUST GAH THINGS LIKE THAT I COULD THINK ABOUT IT ALL FUCKING DAY

2. Lewis as a protective shield watching from afar or glued to his side and that rubbing people the wrong way maybe

As much as Lewis loves being pressed against George's side in more positions ways than one, I think he also isn't necessarily anxious if he's away or he's watching from afar. In the fic I wrote, he even did rounds of the property before going back to George's side, and he didn't plaster himself by George when he was entertaining other people. It's partly bc he knows Val and the other guards are around, but it's also that he likes checking things for himself. He can have someone go do the rounds for him, he didn't have to do that, he's the lead guard. But he wanted to for his own validation and peace of mind. On the other hand, he also doesn't want George to feel like he's breathing down his neck. I don't think other people are too bothered by it, I mean they know why Lewis is there and if they've gone to any event where George was in attendance, they're already very familiar with the tall handsome brick wall of a man who tails after George and likes to smile at his highness' quips and always makes sure to sneak George a sweet or two whenever the waiters pass by with dessert on their trays. It's totally normal professional bodyguard behavior.

Listen, we all know people would ship them. The other VIPs probably have a running bet about it and/or have a group chat entitled, "Gewis: Only A Matter of Time."

3. George staring at Lewis too, for entirely normal reasons

MY DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN SIR LEWIS HAMILTON HOW EXACTLY IS GEORGE SUPPOSED TO RESIST

Aside from looking for Lewis out of comfort and security, George also looks at Lewis when his guard isn't paying attention to him, which we all know is extremely rare. So when George does catch Lewis in conversation with someone else, or ordering George a drink at the bar, or briefing the other guards, it's a special little treat for him. He gets to see Lewis as Lewis and that's just really nice. He likes it a lot, and it makes him feel something he can't quite name (later on he'll realize it's pride or possessiveness in Lewis, just a "that's my person" kind of thing) but also it's that he loves watching Lewis. He's very graceful, kind, strong. It's mesmerizing. And no I'm not projecting shut up he's a good-looking and very lovely nice guy and we all have eyes

I didn't know how much I needed bratty George until today. He's so funny, I adore him.

I TOO LOVE BRATTY GEORGE and he would do this, only if he knows Toto is like, okay now. I mean he would definitely reassure him and be a little sorry, but I mean TECHNICALLY the guards should have known, that's their job. And he likes teasing Toto bc Toto is so fun to tease (he doesn't have Lewis to tease yet, Toto is grateful for when he does bc it means he gives Toto less heart attacks)

Toto is worried and also, I would imagine, absolutely livid. Because don't we love furious Toto??? I know that I do! RIP to whoever was in charge of George.

Toto externally:

Toto internally:

Listen, he's just happy his son is back safe and sound.

Buuuut that being said he does sigh and go back to the bodyguard drawing board bc he has to find a new one for George now who will actually do his job.

That drawing board is starting to look aaaaawful lot like a certain boulder-shaped man now though...... Huh.

Lewis, you did know what (whom) you signed up for, didn't you? Oh my god, it's love at first side. Screaming, clawing at my face...

I DO LOVE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT but I also love slow-developing love and relationships that start out as friendship....like you know how sometimes you just meet someone and you know they're going to be important in your life? But you just don't know what role they're going to end up playing yet? And you're just happy anyway that they're in your life! And then you grow together and learn about each other and then one day you just....know. And it's not a moment marked by explosive realizations but just a very slow dawning of oh, oh they're my person. They have been all this time, and now I know for sure.

THATS THE SHIT I LIVE FOR like that's how I think things go, there IS an immediate infatuation and chemistry, but they don't like go oh yes I'm in love. It's more, wow. This person. They're important. And that's cause enough for them to cherish this person.

Fuck, here we go. He's perfect. Oh no. He's witty. He's charming. He's READY. You're running into something that will be SO interesting, Lewis, you've no idea.

IANFISKFKSLF I SPECIFICSLLY LOVE THIS REPLY SO MUCH I really do try to make bodyguard!Lewis as charming and witty as I can. He needs to sweep George off his feet....for protection purposes of course.

LET'S ASK GEORGE SHALL WE

JSOFKSKGKDKF THIS MADE ME CHOKE (so will George, later on, wink wonk)

....Don't you DARE not making this into a fic. I'm openly threatening you. (On my knees. My soul as a humble offering. Maybe I'm just begging, but either way...)

JADJLAKFKSKFLE IM SUITABLY THREATENED

God well, now I'm really gonna have to try!! It's definitely not going to be any time soon bc life is kicking my ass, but I love this AU and you guys have been so nice, it's definitely in my pipeline!

I wrote @russilton a very short snippet I wanted to include in the next fic yesterday while I was driving home just bc I had bodyguard AU on the brain practically the whole day.

#ask #anon #4463 #bodyguard au

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windlion · 2 years

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Malevolent screamalong, part 7! Eps 20-22

Let's head into the creepy city that's probably full of cultists for the guy we're trying to avoid, that sounds like a plan, right?

All right with an episode title like the King and heading straight into the City, I am waiting for John 1.0 to show up. The Hive Mother. Senor Amarillo.

Side-note: I have no idea if King in Yellow is an existing Lovecraftian reference or something new because I am not quite *that* far down the uh. I was about to say tentacle rabbit hole but that is SOMETHING ELSE entirely. I am not that well steeped in the Cthulhu mythos.

"Subtlety is not our strength." No shit!

Arthur do you remember that John is le fucked if you are le fucked?

I hope you guys are talking in your head because otherwise you're SUPER conspicuous.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR~~~~

and John all "I am taking psychic damage, this is gnarly"

OH that can't possibly be a ~blatant trap~ could it?

Yeah, safe to say, that this guy is *not all there*

I was almost betting this guy would be also Arthur, doppelganger

"The heart of Hastur" *side-eyes John*

*eyes emoji*

"Through trial and tribulations (though not my own)" XD XD XD

I kind of love this asshole

"Lilith you bitch" *snerk*

I could 100% imagine Taliesin voicing this guy

Cain, okay, Cain, that's my new Asshat, I look forward to his sudden but inevitable betrayal

"All right, time to dick around and do all the side quests"

. . . Does the Dog Die Dot Com

*dirty glares at podcast author* NOT KOSHER

So Arthur had a sibling???

I imagine this would be a pretty bitching movie game pre-battle sequence

"Unscathed?!" I would have pointed at the crippling guilt and depression first

King, buddy, are you *jealous*?

And now, fun times!

. . . I'm not surprised things went that way

Yeah I'm kinda okay with not having THAT narrated. And now it's time for Cain to do his thing!

"We were in an accident" No, actually nothing about that was an accident

Arthur, dude, why did you even try that

I guess that was a . . . human stress reaction, but still, you know the deal you made, Arthur, why would you think there's any wiggle room

It is fun having this rerun with the balance of power reversed, I'm more invested in this dynamic

"What did you do?!"

"You weren't this difficult the first time"

It is fun having John being all "What the actual fuck happened to you"

"Than you could ever be" - Arthur, you're being judgy

And then the changeover to calling him Yellow~

Hmm

"Run" That is quite possibly the worst move you can make

Arthur you do kinda owe Yellow that apology

"The Red Right Hand" oh that's not ominous

And suddenly terrible second-hand embarrassment

*Cringing*

Goddamnit you disasters definitely shouldn't be out in public

Okay I'm not sure if this is point for or against them being a cult

*CRINGE INTENSIFIES*

Ohhhh my god okay the "people are WATCHING" is more anxiety inducing than anything else

and Yellow has a thing for dancing???

If you think animals don't have hope you have never had a dog deeply intensely yearning for your dinner

Ah and there's the name drop

(Fun fact: my high school made us recite that poem our senior year so I recognized it)

And oh ho, I see that that little hat-tip (Is there hope? Who knows!)

Next ep! I guess this is a flashback?

Yellow, deadpan, reciting the damages of the night before

"YES OKAY please stop"

Arthur, you could stop bullshitting unnecessarily

. . . . Deeeeeep sighs and we're back to the see-saw

OH actual progress, good job, Arthur!

Yellow all "You wanted a relationship?"

"Because I didn't want to be an asshole"

Cleanliness is next to godliness and dear god did you need that

Oh hey we found the cults!

Yellow "Uh shit that's BIG I don't want to fuck with that should have picked a bigger body to occupy"

I was wondering about the snowshoes

Yellow all "I DON"T KNOW ABOUT THESE HUMAN THINGS"

I'm with Arthur in the "Knowledge is power!"

So they delved too deeply here

Whomever lived here is dead because you need their loot and are terrible at interacting with living creatures, see: negative charisma score

Ohhhh that was exactly the wrong direction wasn't it

Monch and cronch time

And there we go again~~~

I am going to be smart-ish and stop here for the time being because I bet the next lot are going to run together, so we'll leave Arthur being nommed on. He's had worst resting spots. He'll be fiiiiine.

#Wind is a ridiculous creature #Malevolent podcast #screamalong #eps 20-22 #I wonder if Arthur is accruing scars from all this damage and eldritch healing #or if he's just got the memory #and a black wood finger for his troubles #it's not like Arthur is seeing them anyways #but John would #and so would anyone else looking at them #this haggard emaciated scarred-as-fuck guy clambers out of the woods one night and everyone's like *. . . YEP not fucking with that*#he's all *There's probably someone dead out there just thought you should know*#and everyone turns back to their drinks all *oookay and he reeks of crazy*

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yellowbentley · 1 year

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MORE TOTK THOUGHTS CAUSE OMFG I LOVE THIS GAME SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT:::

first things first KOHHHHHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

when he fell into the yiga pit in the first game he fell into the depths!!!

how tf did kohga survive the fall damage

im super interested to go to the gerudo tower now and see if somethings underneath that. ive only explored a tiny bit of the depths god theyre the coolest thing ever

oh my fucking god im fighting kohga with 6 hearts and no weapons how did i get here

when i fought him in botw i had 20+ hearts and full weapon slots full of royal claymores and broadswords and thunderweapons. and a fully upgraded mastersword. oh my fucking god.

help

yiga mask outfit/armor :DDD HATE that they took over king rhoams plateau house though

AND THE COLISIUM???????????

girl.

68 koroks :')

this twink should not have a drivers liscense i cannot fucking drive

i accidently went to lurelin village and had an absolute blast clearing out all the enemies and now im starting to rebuild :D i love having good combat in this game that isnt just smashing things with a stick. i love you flurry rushes i love you stealth i love you critical hits i love you arrow head shots i love you elemental attacks i love you switching weapons midfight i love you bullet time i love you yeeting random fruits at enemies i love you smacky effects that look cool

very excited to eventually go fetch all the lurelin villagers who fled ala tarrey town residents

armor peices i have include the fierce deity boots, shock armor chest peice, royal guards tunic, DARK TUNIC :DDD hylian hood + pants + tunic, barbarian chest peice, ceces wig, yiga mask, and desert voe headpeice.

findign the dragon tears is so fun. i know i said this already but wandering the glyphs just genuinely makes me smile

i went to the forgotten temple. feels horribly incorrect. how did they get the guardians out????? this feels like the one place in the game they should still be. not alive or searchable, just acting as rocks for you to remember and ponder over

speaking of the forgotten temple. holy fuck those backrooms. absolutely stunning sad about the goddess statue but my god that map took my breath away. i know nothing wll be back there in botw but still i want to see people clip behind the goddess statue now

i spent like 2 hours running around what was left of hyrule castle on the ground trying to find my champions tunic. no dice

im not strong enough to fight lynels but they look soooooo cool i want those horns SOOOOO bad

im starting to experiment more with combining things now. both with fuse and seperate abilities. i got a wing glider to travel from no where by holding it in the air, dropping it, climbing on and using recall. i had a full inventory of mushroom spears for about 10 minutes. diy elemantal swords. giant stick boomerang. boulderang. two swords glued together boomerang. frozen boomerang which is op as fuck. i watched someone use ascend by stacking 4 shrine spheres on top of each other. why would i make a boring car when i can slap 4 fans and a rocket on a tree i knocked over. diy catapults i take 4 hearts of damage from. zonai trampolines that always set me backwards and make me take a billion hearts of damage. fire shield that should probably be giving link third degree burns. hes too powerful.

theres less people at the stables ive noticed. but not a ton out wandering the world? eyes emoji

SESAMI ON EVENTIDE LMAOOOO i also went there accidently and then ditched him after doing his quest. did he abandon his friends this time.

still no fuckign paraglider :(((((((

im hardly doing any main story yet, no zora no rito no gorons no gerudo, and i dont plan to for a while. i just want to run across the middle worlds and dick around and find koroks and find caves and do side quests exactly like i did botw. ive had a smile on my face every minute ive played the past week. im having so much fun doing nonsense.

everything is gorgeous and i am in love

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velvetwarfare · 19 days

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I don’t feel like waiting to get an emoji to that ship meme so I shall simply slam it on my dash my top ships w my wretched monstrosities (not you, candle. you’re actually something good that came out of my mind.)

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• BETTY / VALENTINO. they’re awful, but somehow they fit each other fine?? it’s a cross between these two memes. they kind of feed off of one another’s chaotic energy and worsen it at the same time. you wanna slaughter someone who upset you, babe? that’s so sexy of you. valid. you go, girl. probably each other’s biggest cheerleaders. picks each other’s outfits. she loves filming and photographing him because she can’t be filmed or photographed herself and it pisses her off so much because she wants to see herself in the flesh. both having hyper sexual desires and not judging how demented their kinks get. moth squeaks and bat chitters.

• BETTY / VELVETTE. it’s basically her and Valentino but more fashion based, bitchy, and lesbian. vel won’t let her pick her outfits though because she prefers more hearts and colors and betty stays to a gothic macabre, victorian style to fit her time era. can and will tell her she looks like absolute DOG ASS if she doesn’t like betty’s outfit or makeup that day. betty loving her brutal honesty and dolling her up. them doing fashion struts and walking into rooms with the same sassy power strut as if god himself sent them into a room. women in power. mean girls. blasts judas while the models are strutting and is the one screaming in the back YES. YES. WORK IT, BITCH. STRUT, STRUT, TURN, DIP, YES! expects vel to do the same for her when she models and then gets severely salty if she doesn’t.

• you thought I was gonna say Vox huh. I mainly hate ship them HDHDHDGFG these two would be ATROCIOUS for each other because he’s the only one who can match her obsession for people — BUT NOT FOR EACH OTHER SO THEY SEE ONE ANOTHER AS COMPETITION THEN GET VIOLENT JFHDHDGCFV fights over Valentino’s attention on the daily. if they’re in the same room, they’re arguing. she makes it her god given right right to annoy the living hell out of him because he’s very easy to annoy and his reactions fuel her. they definitely hate fucked a few times. can be docile and buddy buddy for a few days max until one of them pisses the other off and now they’re fist fighting in the back of a hooter’s again.

• BETTY / ROSIE. surprisingly, a nice ship. rosie probably finds betty’s never ending energy entertaining. shares the same fashion, betty looks up to rosie’s fashion sense too. loves how the cannibal town works and presents itself. also loves that she can pull some out of pocket shit and nobody bats an eye. not one for cannibalism, not opposed to it either. gossips CONSTANTLY. the air immediately gets tense if alastor walks in though. likes long walks through gardens, betty pointing out a shit ton of insect and plant facts the entire time, follows it up with ‘I can experiment with these two and create a new creature out of it, you wanna see?’

• BETTY / LUTE. they’re either fist fighting, making out aggressively, or both in that order. betty LOVES her lieutenant side. loves her battle techniques, loves her aggression, loves her war cries, loves the VIOLENCE. flirts mad hard while they’re sparring or fighting. thinks she’s the most attractive creature she’s ever seen. ‘I want to dissect that wonderful brain of yours and see how it works. I’d keep it in a jar and marvel over it like it is my greatest experiment yet ~.’

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• CANDLE / ADAM. I’m a slut for the sunshine and moon trope. i also laugh every time someone says candle please get better taste. he’s eccentric, out of pocket, rude, and brash. she’s gentle, introverted, shy, and motherly. but she kinda NEEDS that touch in her life — she can’t really leave her office. she’s stuck listening to everyone’s shit 24/7. documents and works 24/7. then this dude comes in blasting music and trying to break her shell, talks her ear off but not about his problems like her clients do. she considers him a breath of fresh air. if he’s nice enough to her, she’ll let him dress her up in punk clothes. his attitude makes her want to let loose more and color outside the lines. she’ll listen to him for hours on end and love it, then try to pamper him for just giving her company that doesn’t involve doing more work or therapy.

• CANDLE / LUTE. same as above, but more closed off. candle admiring from afar, stealing glances, finding her very cool and too shy to really approach her. cheers from afar. if lute ever chooses to even lean on her, candle’s thinking about this moment for at least a week. often doodles her while she’s training. always trying to offer breaks and water. tries to ignore the fact she’s training for exterminations.

• CANDLE / EMILY. soft. pure. if a fluffy cloud were personified. they’re the adults having a squealing moment in the petting zoo. big gift givers, physical touch, and compliments. they both think the exterminations are fucking horrid and want to go against heaven for this. calls emily her little bunny.

#🐀 VERSE: DOLLHOUSE. 🐀#🕯️ MUSE: CANDLELIGHT. 🕯️

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Texas Bentley’s Top 10 Predictions For 2024

I put on my Swami hat and my Guru suit, met with the Shamans, and consulted AI. I crunched all the data, checked all the facts, consulted all the "experts", and analyzed the results. And here they are - Texas Bentley's Top Ten Predictions for 2024 (and beyond).

#10 - Vladimir Putin Will Be Re-elected as Russia's President

Yeah, I know that's not an especially astute or amazing revelation (we'll get to those later) but it is an absolute slam-dunk guaranteed-to-be-correct prediction, which ensures, at least, that I won't get them all wrong. Of course, I could have predicted with equal certainty that the Sun will rise in the morning, but that is not completely certain. A giant meteor could smash the Earth into pieces tonight, or the Sun itself could explode before tomorrow. It's possible. But barring either of these two possible events, it is absolutely certain that Putin will be re-elected in 2024. It's also nice to start off with some good news, since there's not going to be a lot of that in the near future. Which brings us to my next prediction...

#9 - Things Will Get Worse Before They Get Better

Most people who have been keeping up with the news, and whose understanding of history extends beyond last Saturday night, probably already know this, but that particular set of people is a very small minority in the West, especially in the USA. Those who think that voting will change anything, or that there's any chance that the governments and the ones who own and control them will loosen their grips on the collective throat of Humanity have a naive and ahistorical world view that, to be honest, is a big part of the problem.

There can hardly be any credible argument against the fact that in the 21st century, for people throughout most of the world, things have not only gotten worse, they've gotten much worse. Those who say their rulers are "stupid" because of this fact, miss the whole point. Their rulers are not stupid, they are doing it on purpose, and will continue to do so, unless and until we stop them. Voting will not do it, singing songs and carrying signs will not do it. Posting the sad face emoji on Facebook will not do it.

If you want to try to make things better, you will have to pass through a crucible of fire, from which there's no guarantee you'll make it to the other side. But it is guaranteed that if you're not willing to go there, you'll never see the other side. And you will sit and wait to get what you deserve. If you want to know how to do it and what must be done, ask the Houthis, ask the people of Palestine, Iran and Syria, ask the people of Cuba and the people of Donbass. They know, and they are doing it, right now, today. Take a lesson from them. Speaking of which...

#8 - The Shia Axis of Resistance Will Not Back Down

The harder the US/UK/EU and Israeli forces hit the Axis of Resistance, the harder they will hit back. NATO forces are laughably unprepared for a conventional military confrontation in the Middle East or anywhere else. However, they are nuclear armed, experts at dirty tricks, and there is no moral line they will not cross to cling to power or slaughter those who resist them. They have already proven it themselves, by their actions in Gaza and elsewhere. Iran has stated officially that they do not possess, nor seek to possess, nuclear weapons, because those types of weapons are immoral and repugnant to God and Humanity. If attacked, they will use every weapon at their disposal to defend themselves, and they will fight to the end, without hesitation.

#7 - NATO Will Soon Involve Itself in a Multi-front War

In Ukraine, in the Middle East, domestically in Europe and North America, for sure, and probably with China too. Within a year from now, the countries of NATO will be in a kinetic shooting war in most, if not all, of these places. And they will be getting their butts kicked, on all Fronts. just like they have in Ukraine. The Houthis have already defeated the US-backed invasion on the ground in Yemen, and they have proven their ability and willingness to hit targets in the Red Sea. What the Houthis have done in the Red Sea, Iran can do in the Persian Gulf. The logistics alone make it impossible for the US/EU to win, but their naval and commercial ships will be sitting ducks for Iranian and Houthi missiles, in the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf, and treated accordingly.

NATO's misadventures in Ukraine have absolutely depleted both the military and economic reserves of the US and EU, and Russia has proven that they cannot be beaten, even by the full power of NATO, in a war using conventional weapons in Ukraine. So NATO will use their unconventional weapons - nuclear, biological and chemical. They have done it before, they will do it again.

The farmer's uprisings going on throughout Europe will only grow in both size and intensity, as will the confrontation between Texas (plus the 25 states that support Texas) and the US federal government. In France, the police are literally handing out chocolate to the farmers who have blockaded Paris, dumped manure in front of government buildings and burned trucks with foreign produce. These are extremely militant actions, violent felonies, and it is only because of the fear on the part of the government and police that an equally violent reaction has not occurred. They will, but not yet, and not in the traditional form of suppressing uprisings. The NATO Nazis will use nuclear weapons on the foreign Fronts, and biological weapons against their own citizens domestically. You have been warned.

The same goes for the "Dis-united" States. The conflict between the "Liberals" and "Conservatives" has now gone far beyond any possible peaceful political resolution. There will be another US Civil War. It may not be sparked by the current confrontation on the Mexican border, but most certainly, it will begin shortly after the upcoming US "election", which will again be rigged, and more obviously and blatantly than ever. On purpose.

#6 - Genocide and War Crimes Will Continue and Increase, in Gaza and Elsewhere

The horrific slaughter and war crimes in Gaza are not primarily about "defeating Hamas" or even stealing the last remaining land from the Palestinian People. The main purpose of the genocide in Gaza is to move the Overton Window to a place where genocide becomes not only acceptable, but unremarkable and commonplace. Soon, they will do in the US and Europe what they are now doing in Gaza. The current death toll in Gaza from bombing and shooting, of mostly civilians by the IDF stands at 27,000 as of today.

Tomorrow, it will be higher still, but that number will soon be eclipsed by the number of deaths from famine and disease caused by the Israeli blockade and the failure of any international response to prevent it. Israel and its lackeys in the US and EU have laughed in the faces of the ICJ and UN, proving the collusion and abject impotence of international law. What is the use of "international law" if it is not enforced? It is totally useless and incapable of being used to prevent the ongoing slaughter in Gaza, and the multiple genocides that are on the horizon across the globe.

Economic sanctions and blockades of humanitarian supplies are every bit as deadly as missiles, bombs and bullets. Who can forget the half million Iraqi children murdered by US economic sanctions against Iraq under the Clinton regime, that Madeleine Albright said "were worth it"? Quite a few, apparently. But they forget at their peril - The blockade of Iraq, like the blockade of Gaza, are examples of what's to come, genocide by depriving millions, or billions, of people of food, water, medicine, electricity, transportation, communication, everything, in fact, that is required to sustain life, that will be used against all areas and people that oppose the Nazis of the 21st century, including in the US and Europe.

Death by starvation is the worst possible death that there is. It is slow and painful, humiliating, and creates a mad desperation in which people become willing to sell their children or their souls for a cup of gruel or a handful of Soylent Green. And this is exactly the weapon that will be used by 21st century Nazis, but it is not the only one. Nuclear and chemical weapons will be used on the battlefields of Ukraine and the Middle East, and biological weapons will be unleashed not only against foreign adversaries, but also domestically.

#5 - The War Will Be Global, and It Will Be Based on Economic Status, Not Nationality

The war will not be between nations, it will be a war of the Parasite Class, the "Golden Billion" that exists in every nation on Earth, against the majority of Humanity. Famine, pestilence (disease), and military conflict will be the main methods used to depopulate the planet of the majority of its human inhabitants. This war has already begun, and as in chess, we are now entering the Middle Game, where all the death and destruction take place. After the Middle Game comes the End Game, and the world will be vastly different for those few who will be left when they get there.

#4 - Trump Will Not Be the Next US President

In the 21st century, only idiots vote in the US. Same goes for Europe. The US "elections" in the last few decades have been marked by a blatant and impudent fraudulence, as if it were being done openly and intentionally, just to rub it in the faces of the chumps who still vote, who continue to believe they could win in a crooked game of 3 card monte. Which is exactly the case. Even though Trump is just another huckster and servant of the Parasite Class, he has zero chance of being again, for the third time, elected US President, or at least of taking the office, which is all that counts.

Even if he doesn't have a "heart attack" or suddenly succumb to some mysterious form of "turbo cancer", or "accidentally" fall off the balcony of his penthouse on the 54th floor, he currently stands indicted on 91 felony charges in four separate court cases. And though being indicted, convicted or even actually being in prison does not preclude one from running for, or even being elected President, being in prison does prevent one from actually moving into the White House. And Dandy Donny Trump ain't no Eugene Debs.

There are four charges against Trump, having to do with the J6 "insurrection", that in fact do prevent anyone who is convicted of them from holding office. Trump already had the 2020 election stolen from him, and he took it like a punk, and didn't do anything about it when he had the chance. How can anyone believe he would do anything different if he gets punked again? Besides, Trump and the Republicans are owned and controlled by the same scum who own and control Biden and the Democrats. They will decide who moves into the White House on January 20th, 2025, and you can bet, it won't be Trump. Or Biden.

#3 - Biden Will Not Be the Next US President. He Won't Even Run

Biden can't even walk, so how can he run? He slithered into the White House after a rigged and stolen election, and proceeded to ensconce the most corrupt, contemptible and humiliating presidential administration in US history. No competent person can deny or even question the obvious fact that Biden is not capable enough to bathe himself, much less be President. And while Biden may not have as many felony charges as Trump has, if there was any justice at all left in the USA, (there isn't) Biden's degenerate drug addict sex pervert son would be facing a number of charges that would make Trump's 91 felony charges look like a parking ticket. (He won't.)

Because, of course, one of Biden's cronies, hand-picked by those who own and control both parties and the entire US government, will be installed in the White House to make sure all Hunter's charges simply "go away". If actually charged for the multitude of crimes which are already irrefutably proven by the evidence on his infamous laptop, Hunter Biden can be counted on to sing like a canary and squeal like a pig on anyone and everyone, including his own senile father, at even the first thought of jail time.

There's no chance he could even handle a few weeks or months in jail. He must have protection from the very top, and only the White House can provide that kind of protection. And obviously, it has worked so far, so it will continue to work again. The next US President can't be a Republican, they would put Hunter on trial, just as the Democrats have done to Trump. And Hunter Biden knows as much as Epstein, and cannot be allowed to talk. The next President has to be a Democrat, which is exactly what it's going to be. Biden will not be re-elected, because he won't even run. Nor will the cackling harpy, Vice-President Harris. They, like Hunter's felony charges, will simply "go away", swept into the dustbin of history like a wad of used kleenex.

The non-entities who make up the top ten Democratic contenders for US President in 2024 are an insipid tribe of political pygmies and perennial losers who are about as important and inspiring as the aforementioned kleenex. No sane person would vote for any of them. And none of them will be President in January 2025. Nor will any of the sold out mob of craven lickspittles that make up the rat's nest collection of Republican candidates (including the lead contender against Trump, Nicky Haley, who is currently trailing 20 percentage points behind "None of the Above" in the Nevada Republican primaries) look. But The Powers That Be have already decided that it won't be a Republican, (it won't) it will be a Democrat (it will) who moves into the White House next year. But it won't be any of those listed above. Read on, I will tell you exactly who it will be. Brace yourselves.

#2 - The Next US President Will Be... Mobomba!!!

"Mobomba", is an amalgamation of "Michelle" and "Obomba", Barack Obama's well-earned nickname, as the "drone killer" President, who personally authorised 540 lethal drone attacks that killed at least 3,797 people, of whom at least 10% were innocent civilians, including at least one teenage US citizen. In exactly the same way that Dick Cheney was the shot-caller behind Bush Junior, and as Bush Senior called the shots behind Ronald Reagan, Barack Obama is now coming to the end of his third term as de facto President of the USA, the one who has been hiding behind the curtain and making every decision of the Biden regime all along. Obomba's work has again proven satisfactory to his masters, so shortly will begin his fourth term, hiding in the wings behind his spouse, "Michelle", (who may or may not have been born an actual biological female) and will soon be the next President of the USA. Take it to the bank, and remember you first heard it here.

I was born in 1960, I remember when JFK was murdered, and since then, every US President has been worse than the one before. This trend will continue with the selection of Mobomba. The 2024 US Presidential "election" is a freak show distraction for the rubes who still think that voting means anything in the 21st century USA. Meanwhile, it's all already been decided, and things will go on as usual. The rich will get richer, the ultra-rich parasites will continue to get ultra-richer, and the hard working and long suffering majority of Humanity will continue to be targeted for extermination and ground into the dust, through poverty, pestilence, famine and war. Mobomba will not only be the worst President in US history, they (pronoun is correct) will go down as the most malignant despot in human history. Caligula, Vlad the Impaler (who was Romanian, not Russian), Hitler. Mobomba. The Antichrist. And now, folks, for the Number One Texas Bentley Top Ten Prediction for 2024... (Drum roll, please.)

#1 - Everything Will Still Be Ok

Things are going to get worse, much, much worse, and they will probably never get better. You and all those you love will probably suffer more than you could ever imagine, and then you will die. The next few decades will probably be, barring a miracle, the most horrific in all of recorded human history. Famine, plague, World War Three. The reign of the Antichrist. The extermination, like insects, of the vast majority of Humanity, folks like you and me. All brought on, on purpose, by genuinely satanic forces in human form. No one gets out alive.

But don't worry too much about it. Just keep on keepin' on. Don't sell your soul, don't betray your Humanity. We can't save the world, it's already too late for that. But we can still save our own souls, by doing everything we can to try and save the world, being on the right side of truth and justice and Humanity, fighting against the demons in this world, putting them out of their misery when we can. And in the end, that's what counts - that we tried. You know, like Don Quixote's Impossible Dream. Obviously, the devil is real, and here now. You can literally see him in the faces of Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates, Chrystia Freeland and Victoria Nuland, and in their every action. But if the devil is real, then that means God must also be real. And He is. Remember that. Don't just believe it, understand it. That everything we do in this life, good or evil, right or wrong, comes back to us in equal measure. Everything. And what could be more beautiful than that? This is not the only world, and this is not the only life. As my homeboy Bill Hicks used to say, "It's just a ride." We will all get to the end of it, and then beyond. And get everything we deserve. Be brave, be good, say your prayers, trust in God.

— By Russell Bentley | Sputnik International | February 05, 2024

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eye emoji. who helps the lads with the kid... someone give able therapyyy we are handing out therapy to everyone. ev e r y o n e. but baby angel!! adopted siblings!!! lovely. i do like the song!! i only understood like one outta ten words but the v i be is off the charts, very good sounds. whats the... design type and shit. whats the difference between angel and demons? hows the theology work? what makes someone higher ranking and what makes noah the highest?

ok i dont have recent art of the characters i was thinking abt at all so bear with me. i have two ocs from my very very first oc group, arthur and maria, who were always the support team and i was thinking abt them,,, so im thinking theres a whole group of people who are angels, demons, but mostly who are out of that system, living in that purgatory space, and who abel and cain work with/helped out to get out in the past...

arthur was always the scientist/mechanic one ? so im thinking that. cain n abel see that jasper is unresponsive and they bring him to that little group to find whats wrong, if theres a way to fix him, or if he's really just... a messed up experiment who has no will of his own.

so jasper spent a lot of time w that little group !!! he has a whole family............................. sobs gently

ive thought abt angel a bit (im gonna keep calling them angel i think sobs). they live inside of jasper's body heart and soul, very long blond hair, little sunshine person, tries very hard to help jasper without him being able to hear him,,, they're also most likely blind. either from something before/how they were created or spending so much time as jasper's body. no lights in there.

design differences between angel and demons :

demons have horns, typical devil tails, and typical devil wings

angels have typical angel wings, lion like tails, and a halo that isnt always here but ! it appears !

they can both fly but it's a learned skill. lena is great at it but nell is SHIT at it lmao. angel would have very tiny useless wings bc they could never fly : ( babey

also all angels and demons have a power, a way to fight when they wake up... most times it's weapon summoning (knives for nell, bow and arrow for vik, sword for titania... the list goes on) but sometimes it mutates (eden for exemple w his healing. cody has a similar mutation but im not set on it. something that looks like white fire which could be an indication of who she is lol)

the theology and the hierarchy.............................. its veeeery vague for now . basically god communicates with the higher ranks of each sides. the war started forever ago for god's favors. at first god would help the side they liked most - never using their full power or smth, but giving little help here and there, a legendary weapon, a vision of what the other side was plotting... eventually god got bored of the war and left them to their own devices, each side thinking that they were waiting for one of them to win. so they kept on with the war.

the war in itself has been in a standstill for centuries. angels and demons both go on earth to achieve some things - helping or hurting someone mostly, depending or sides and orders - and it's usually where they end up seeing each other and trying to kill on sight. its a whole aspect i havent really explored yet, and also how vik and nell meet !

the hierarchy is more of a,,,,, typical political,,,, votes and stuff,,,,,,, there's a noah equivalent on the demon side but i havent really pushed that too much yet. in the end its ok if i dont figure out all those details because it's not what interests me until i have a an actual idea :]

#ask me #the unwanted #jasper #angel #arthur #maria #MAN ...................... took me a while to answer sorry

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