me wearily opening twitter: please show me just one nice thing for once
twitter: baldur's gate 3 lets you fuck a bear
me: you know what? good enough
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Yes, Julian and the Captain both died of heart attacks, but Julian's was because he had too much lovin' and Cap's was because he was denied the love he so desperately wanted
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*Shadwell accuses Aziraphale of witchery*
Aziraphale: Oh no, you’ve got it all wrong. Bitchcraft. I practice bitchcraft.
Crowley: He’s gotten extremely good at it by now.
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my sleep paralysis demon is an A honor roll student
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i know its all lols but i need to clarify
the price of eggs being so high is not because of inflation
it's because of the high spread of bird flu and the poor conditions in factory farms that have produced an environment where there is no good way to keep the production of eggs safe in the midst of an outbreak
trevor did not ask us to fix inflation, he asked us to fix factory farming
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*braces to have to explain for months that no the puppets of the animatronics are not muppets despite being made by Jim Henson’s Creature shop.*
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I'm not typing all caps AT YOU
I'm typing all caps WITH YOU
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I can forgive some of my mother tongues oddities but. Was it really necessary for verbal prefixes to just split off from the verb. mind you, only some verbal prefixes.
German is kinda stupid.
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religious imagery is best when its used for gothic, vampiric, horror, or kinky shit
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Remember aspiring writers...
Terror is for the thought
Horror is for the realisation
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do you ever go in the bathroom to pee and then you’re like well fuck if i’m already in here i might as well also shower?
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I could fix him… but will I?
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