#and I don’t wanna hear the excuses

[captnbas]

bbc / rtd you cowards

#14th doctor #14th doctor fanart #regeneration #sketch for the people :^) #cos goddammit we were once again robbed #and I don’t wanna hear the excuses #dr who is queer af we can handle a bit o cross dressing #artists on tumblr #dr who fanart #basil draws

[toasty-self-shipping]

I been self shipping for 3 years and I still don’t understand why proshippers thinks it’s ok to ship their self with fictional characters that are CHILDREN like I don’t give a damn that the character is fictional what made you think in your nasty ass head that is ok to call a character that is a goddamn child cute/hot?????

#and I don’t wanna hear that coping bullshit look I used self shipping to cope with some stuff but you don’t see me calling a child hot so #what’s your excuse for being gross like that 😐 #self shipping #self shipping community

[thenameiscowboy]

DO NOT put pale Katara and Sokka on my feed, like at all. And then to say in the replies “if you don’t like my art make some yourself”…oh some of you are going to ****

#katara #sokka #fanart #thoughts #atla #using the excuse that it for the live action is a cop out and I don’t wanna hear it

[jazzy-tzw]

Should’ve went in the back instead of taunting that damn man.

#I don’t wanna hear no damn excuses from him #been mad since mania started cause of his ass

[virgincels]

have been ill since i was a kid it is not going to get better or pass likeeee sick of people telling me otherwise

#🏩.diary #I’ve always been this way #like there is no fixing it it’s not even like #idk my mental illness isn’t even something i can use as an excuse it’s just me now like idk #my friends are insufferable they don’t get it that #it’s not the fucking same like im so upset why do they always make things ab themselves #im the one that has no other friends no job no love life im failing uni with no social life like no you don’t get it #and they’re always like oh i wish I wasn’t known on campus like you talking to people is so draining I hate it #I hate it so bad i need to kill myself #I’ve been suicidal since I was 11 like that’s it’s not gonna change #and then they wonder why I don’t wanna talk like sorry im too suicidal to hear ab you having multiple jobs and boyfriends and driving sorry #like im too bitter #why don’t you just do this I CANT!!! im ugly and repulsive and can’t go outside #I’ve been made fun of for my weight and face by family n school friends like why would k want to go outside when it’s not even. me that #thinks I’m repulsive but everyone around me too #my parents don’t ever call me pretty unless I have makeup on they’re repulsed by me I know they love me bc they have to love me but im such #a loser there’s nothing to be Proud of #I don’t know what to do at all it’s like I’ve fucked it over so badly I can’t fix a single thing #it’s like I have everything wrong w me and it’s humiliating #tw vent #sorry im worked up godddd #I hate when people talk me like it’s my first time feeling this way and that it’s easy to get over #just try getting ur license or doing this I psychically cannot bc I’m crippled by anxiety and facial and body dysmoprhia like fuck off #whatever whatever im too pussy to kill myself so I’ll just live in this fucking cycle forever and ever like bc im literally a fucking . #pussy what’s wrong w me #in other news my sisters separation anxiety is back and she won’t let go of me I can’t go to the bathroom without her coming she’s sleeping #in my bed again #she’s so clingy I love her but I can’t do anything

[novorehere]

People who are scared to write intestines in vore are cowards. They’re soft and velvety for a reason, it’s an insult to biology not to take advantage of that. I be crawling up in those tubes like it’s the Chuck E. Cheese playground

#op #soft vore #safe vore #and don’t you dare come at me with the ‘BuT.. bUt… KatE whAt AbOuT gEttiNg OuT??’ #because I literally didn’t get digested so I think I’m allowed to take some scientific liberties here Karen #there’s always alternate magical bullshittery like teleportation anyways so I don’t wanna hear it #NO EXCUSES

[crimsonkenjii-writes]

crimsooonnnn, (〃ω〃) i wanted to ask if you have any cute stories about baby tomioka or any funny family moments with you, him, and giyuu ♡ i’d love to hear about them!!

Aaaahh these thoughts usually just creep up on me lolol but I’ll try to remember them!!

One I always think of though, that I’ve already mentioned, is baby Tomioka being a hair puller lolol. Always pulling our hair and never realizing bc he’s just trying to cling on lol. Only sometimes does he do it out of entertainment. So sometimes I’ll headcannon that that’s the reason Giyuu cuts his hair so it could encourage his baby to pull on hair less lol

He also like to chew on things, teething or not teething. He’s just a chewer lolol. Since I also mentioned already with the whole “he loves to steal Giyuu’s kirimi keychain and chew on it” kekeke. He’ll chew on his straw and then whine that he can’t drink out of it anymore bc he chewed the straw shut lolol

And he of course had the good baby smell!! He smelled so cute and sweet, Giyuu had caught me huffing his head multiple times. (And often times he joined me too lmao)

I also kind of wanna say he’s more of a papa’s boy!! 😖 not cuz it’s “father and first born son” but just because they get along so, so well. So this one time, Giyuu was holding him and he just kept crying and Giyuu didn’t know why. He tried everything and nothing worked and when I held him, he finally stopped crying. He just wanted his mama and we were both surprised bc of just how much more attached he is to Giyuu lolol. (Of course he loves me too! He was more attached to me the much younger he was since a baby usually often depends more on their mother lol)

I REALIZE IM JUST REALLY RAMBLING ABOUT HEADCANONS LMAO!!

Okay so a silly moment or scenario!

One I think about often is Giyuu walking in on me singing our baby a lullaby 😖😖💗 there are a few songs I always have in mind that I think would be great as a lullaby. And I’d just wanna sing them to my fictional baby lol. But Giyuu knows I’ll stop if I see or hear him so he’s just admiring from the doorframe until I sense his presence and get embarrassed that he heard me lmao. (Giyuu will also sing to his baby, but so softly and quietly. More of like he’s singing to himself while holding his baby but nonetheless still singing to him ♡)

Not really a silly moment but I guess a cute one! I looveee ponds and watching fish swim around and I wanna say my baby would be mesmerized by it too lol. So we’re walking through a garden as a family one day and find a pond with koi inside so me and baby Tomioka are just staring in awe, pointing at the fish and just simply entranced lol. And it gives Giyuu a chance to just stare and admire us and he just thinks about how absolutely happy and lucky he is ppfftt. Such a soft expression on his face!! Smiling happily at us as he watches his family being all cute and domestic lolol. And then he starts to think of adding a koi pond to his estate so that we could stare at it all the time kekeke

#I RAMBLED SO MUCH LMAO #I’m glad you wanna hear about them though!! #gives me an excuse to ramble about my fictional family (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) #the songs I deem as perfect lullabies that aren’t your typical ones are #Everything Stays; Time Adventure; and Zelda’s Lullaby!! #id also often hum Epona’s Song lolol #i know these songs don’t really exist during the kny timeline #but this is my fantasy I get to choose the lullabies lmao #i hope the last paragraph made sense too lol #but I have such a vivid image of it in my head #but can’t figure out to articulate it correctly lol #maybe I should try drawing it one day then 🤔 #it’d be good background drawing practice #but yes!!! #here’s another dose of my fictional family shenanigans lolol #thank you for the ask mimmy!!! 🫶🫶 #crimsonkenjii answers #selfship shenanigans

[pained-expression]

If you’re still reading Harry Potter or playing the game, watching the movies/plays or whatever just fucking unfollow me I don’t even care anymore

#eri stuff #they finally sentence Brianna ghey’s murderers #but this is the jkr effect in the uk #she is just as responsible as those little monsters #don’t even talk to me about her I’ll just block you #I don’t wanna hear any excuses fr #personal

[tom-whore-dleston]

Really? The 263 of you that liked my fic couldn’t even bother to reblog it? I’m not even kidding when I say that the 3 whole ass reblogs are me. I swear I’m so fuckin tired of y’all

#I ain’t writing for harry anymore if y’all gonna act like this #I don’t wanna hear your sorry ass excuses #I’ll just block you anyway #support fanfic writers #unwell thoughts with jordan

[stvolanis]

Y’all Sarah Cameron’s a hoe wtf

#obx #outer banks #obx drabble #obx cast #sarah cameron #sarah cameron x reader #sarah Cameron obx #obx sarah Cameron #I’m only on like ep 7 of s3 rn #I don’t wanna hear any excuses for her whorish tendencies

[catboywizard]

whelp.

#i was gonna try to skip out on the shabbat service this week #bc they’re zionists and it’s really been fucking with me #cause like i was so excited to join the community and stuff #i’ve already put in so much work the last few months #only to be confronted with the fact that these people that i’ve been getting to know and be friends with #all believe in something so morally wrong #and i feel like i can’t say anything or be shunned by this community i thought i was becoming a part of #but do i even want to become a part of that community anymore? #uggggghhhhhh #anyway that’s just something i’ve been really struggling with lately #i really don’t wanna hear whatever zionist shit i know they’re gonna say at the service #so i was gonna pretend im sick and stay home #but now apparently they moved it to zoom this week #so i don’t really have any excuse i can give to my mom #and i really don’t wanna have to explain to her the real reason i don’t wanna participate #due to complicated reasons #*sigh* #op #random thoughts

[fowlblue]

Me rn thinking about a post-TEC Valentine arc:

#i completely forgot that Spiro broke into *Phonetix’s* building and now I have a gold mine of drama to work with. i don’t need to come up #- with random hypothetical scenarios (though those are still fun!) cause he no doubt would at least HEAR about Artemis during the courts #- even if he wouldn’t know who the Fowls even are. also now I have even more drama between him and Jon with a basis in canon. cause see #- Valentine doesn’t know shit about The People he’s a normal guy in that regard. he’d be PISSED about Jon breaking into his headquarters #- in the way one would honestly expect anyone to be. BUT now he has ammunition to knock him out of power. because it’s no longer petty #- behind-the-scenes crime. Jon’s gone public with it now in an apparent ‘fit of insanity’. it’s kinda hard to excuse something on that scale #- no matter which lawyers you have. all past history aside- it’s an opportunity. #idk I am going absolutely FERAL thinking about this. i wanna talk about my OC more here instead of just sticking him on my sideblog so pls #- just bear with me lol #oc: valentine

[pigeonperch]

Btw if you draw the turtles as humans (but also just the turtles in general imo) with light eyes that’s whitewashing. Japanese ppl for the most part have black (dark brown) eyes and for Raph n Mikey (who have black VAs), black ppl typically don’t have eyes any lighter than their skin tone. TECHNICALLY you can make an argument for the twins but also if you do I’m like. Kinda sus of why you’d ever do that. Just give them dark eyes

#Also this goes w/o saying but human Raph n Mikey should be black. Full stop #There’s no non-racist excuse to make them not be #latest from the perch #carrion #whitewashing m #racism m #rottmnt #AND if you say ‘Oh but they’re mutated‘ ‘Oh but its magic’ shut the fuck up. I don’t wanna hear any damn excuses

[starlooove]

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#lil mini teeny tiny vent bc there’s obviously more pressing shit in the world #but i HATE how I wasn’t formally taught Spanish 😭 #like i Can understand it perfectly and read it just fine #but when it comes to speaking and writing? I just don’t know the rules and it SUCKS #like when I’m talking u can excuse some of the shit I say by ‘slang’ and general vernacular right? #but It’s not slang to me that’s what I genuinely think it is bc that’s how I grew up hearing it and was never taught otherwise #like for example if u grew up calling ducks duckies #and u spoke to someone who’s never heard the word duckie #u can bridge the gap by saying “oh that’s how I say duck’ #BECAUSE U KNOW WHAT THE REAL WORD IS! U WERE TAUGHT WHAT A DUCKIE IS KNOWN AS BY MOST OTHER PPL! #I don’t have that gap and I HATE IT #and the spanish i grew up speaking is a combo of formal and assimilated Spanish #so like for the longest time I thought lunch was Lonche #and i NEVER learned about almuerzo till my cousins did 💀💀💀 #so if I’m having a convo with someone outside my family and I say that shit I’m automatically classified as a no sabo #AND THEYRE RIGHT #it’s not even that deep but it still bothers me #like a LOT #and i don’t blame my parents at all or anyting im just sad #like i wanna find good resources to learn Spanish but i want to learn DOMINICAN Spanish #MY Spanish #I know it sounds dramatic but it’s whatever #oh and you know what SUCKS #there are words in English I don’t know either bc we only ever said them in Spanish in my house and there was never any reason to learn them #and sometimes the two OVERLAP #so it’ll be a word in Spanish my family uses as slang for the official term #and It’s also a word I’ve never heard in English #so I genuinely have to pull up a picture and show ppl what the hell im talking about #in EITHER LANGUAGE #guess who just learned how to say panini maker 😝😝😝

[punkclowngod]

i really want to get more into batman comics esp batfamily stuff but it’s all SO confusing, i hate it, literally everything makes no sense, how tf am i supposed to get into something that’s been existing for decades ughhhh

#it’s all named the same and there’s no distinctions!! #and there’s so many!!! #maybe i’ll go back to the store this week and ask them to guide me #but also i don’t wanna see the joker he sucks and i’m tired of hearing about it #but i wanna see more of the batfamily i feel like i’m missing out on so much #i also do have a few batman comics i think #so i’m also nervous about buying some i already have #i mean at least it’s all a good excuse to go back to the comic book store #anyways lol #dc stuff

[luveline]

hi!!! i have a request for roommate!spencer where he's injured during a case and reader show up at the hospital because she's his emergency contact but the team is really confused wondering who's this stranger fussing over spencer. hope you like it, love you!

thank you for requesting honey!! love you<3 fem!reader

“Close your eyes,” you command, voice all blown up and grand, already smiling. “Close your eyes, Spencer.” 

“No.” He squints groggily. “What are you doing?” 

“Close your eyes.” 

“No, Y/N, what are you doing?” he asks. 

You shake your spray bottle at him. He sighs a long-suffering sigh and finally admits defeat, his tired eyes shuttering closed all too easily. You rest your knee on the side of his bed and hear the metal squeaking at your added weight, your hand gentle as you cover his forehead. “You have greasy hair,” you say sympathetically. “This is gonna feel much nicer.” 

You blast him with dry shampoo, his brown hair turning white with powder. You drop the can in his lap and set about rubbing the powder into his hair until the grease is soaked up, and his hair feels less miserably lank. 

“When are they gonna let you shower again?” you ask quietly. 

You’re still touching his hair. More for him than you, you hope he feels comforted, but mostly you just wanna affirm to yourself that he’s all in one bruised piece. Your heart still aches as much as it did when you got the phone call in the first place —Spencer Reid’s next of kin? 

You suppose that’s you. 

“I don’t know.” 

You take his hair back into his current parting. “Well, let’s hope it’s soon. How are you liking the sponge baths? Are they awful?” 

“Humiliating.” 

Just outside of Spencer’s hospital room, Hotch and JJ stand together with a bag of essentials. They’d drawn to a sudden stop when they realised Spencer had company. “Who is that?” she asks. 

Hotch, used to knowing everything, frowns very deeply. He doesn’t know who you are, but from the way you’re touching Spencer’s hair and face, he should. 

JJ sounds a little put out. “She doesn’t work here.” 

“No, I don’t think so,” Hotch says. His frown lightens as you laugh and scratch Spencer’s hair back behind his ears. 

“Is it unkind of me to think he didn’t have any friends?” JJ asks. 

Hotch knows Spencer has friends. He’s summoned Spencer from chess games and fan clubs, picking him up occasionally on the way to the office on cafe sidewalks as he waved goodbye to a glasses-wearing bibliophile, often in coats too big for them or with hair in need of a trim. Spencer attracts the unconventional because he, as anybody in this line of work tends to be, is inordinary. So JJ probably is being unkind, but Hotch knows what she means. 

You look completely regular. You settle on one thigh on his bed while the other keeps you up and put your hand on his chest, chatting breezy words they can’t hear through the glass.

Spencer curls into you slowly. 

“You’ll be home soon,” you say, rubbing his shoulder, “don’t worry.” 

Hotch’s eyebrows rise of their own accord. He and JJ excuse themselves for coffee before they’re spotted, and when they return, you’re gone. “Spence, who was that girl?” JJ asks. Hotch notes the slightest line of jealousy tugging under her curiosity. 

He sounds as though he could use some more pain medication, and a good night's sleep, but he’s proud as he says, “That’s my roommate. I told you about her.” 

“Ah, your roommate,” Hotch says. 

“What’s that mean?” Spencer asks. 

“Nothing, Spencer,” Hotch says, using the young man’s first name in a rare show of affection. “That’s just an irregular word for it. I haven’t heard it in a while.” 

JJ laughs. Spencer hides his face with both hands, a smudge of lip balm on his hand shining under the stark hospital fluorescents. “I’m too tired,” he complains. 

Hotch hadn’t seen you kiss him, but he can imagine how it might have happened, how you’d leaned in for a kiss on the cheek goodbye and Spencer overwhelmed himself thinking about it. Or maybe it’s just an innocuous smudge. Maybe it’s nothing at all. 

“We live together,” Spencer mumbles. “I couldn’t afford to live by myself at first, it’s D.C.” 

“And now?” Hotch asks. He knows Spencer is on good enough money to afford an apartment by himself these days, a big one. He has no dependents. 

“Didn’t seem fair… She’s nice. She’s, like, my best friend.” 

“Don’t let Morgan hear you say that,” JJ laughs. 

Hotch isn’t sure she gets it, but he does. “Well, you can ask her to come back. We have work to do.” 

Spencer pretends he’s hesitant to pick up the phone. Your reply is an immediate beep. Hotch knows a good friend when he sees one. 

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