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venompinks · 4 months
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From HANK & ROSÉ To You ✴︎ Seasons Greetings photobook scan
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Inspired by the "The Thundermans Return" pre-view (part 1)
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Hank: Son, I'm sorry, but this whole influencer thing has to stop Max: Why? Hank: Don't get me wrong...do you know what a parasocial relationship is? Max:... Nora: Dad, he's been living with a talking bunny for the last seven years -trust me, HE KNOWS! Phoebe: So as I said: Mom and dad don't allow superpowers at school or in public places Billy:... Phoebe: Ahem, are you even listening to me!? Billy: Yes, but while you finished that sentence I already used my powers. Twice. Nora: I've just been using my powers this whole time Billy: Three times now. Max: Hello everybody! =) Oyster: Hey bro, what's up? Max: Not much. How you're doing? Oyster: Brosif, you know that we saw all your live streams, right!? Gideon: *whispering* even the crazy superhero stuff! Max: I...wow...I mean...*looks around frantically* Max: Why don't we talk about how Wolfgang here is supposed to be an exchange student, just stayed here for the last FIVE years and can't speak a SINGLE word of our language!? Wolfang: Wolfgang? Max: Yeah, so WHO IS SUSPICIOUS NOW! Mrs. Wong: Thundermans, if you work for me, couldn't you use your powers to help my restaurant? Phoebe: I guess we could freeze the food and heat up the pizza with our heat breath. Mrs. Wong: Really? Could that work? Phoebe: I guess so...what do you think? Max: Sorry, for the last few minutes all I thought about was how COOL flying pizzas would be!!! Max: Now I'm really hungry =/ Phoebe: This is WHY WE NEED A JOB Dark Mayhem:*watching Max's live* Dark Mayhem:*screams* AHH Strongdoor: You okay, boss? King Krabs: Did you finally find the Thundermans' weakness, master? Dark Mayhem: No, it's ANOTHER AD Billy:School was fun Nora, but don't you think we should continue what Max and Phoebe started? Nora: Nah, I can't really sing that well Nora: Also we haven't even been at school yet, what do you mean - where did you go!?!?
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Hmmmm... More King commentary for fun? This time with some of my muses as well. Sebastian, Metal Sonic, White Hank, Hank, Tricky, Jebus, Crackpot, Gil, Church and Jorge (Can't roll up one without the other), The Maker, Zorc, Tobi, The Snatcher, Starecown, Garcello, Miles, Manfred, Franziska, Belvera, Charles, Quentin, Burt, Dmitri, Vaati, The ghosts of the previous Toppat leaders, Kabbitz, Pamoon, Gant, Lang, Scrapeface, and Gestalt?
((Under Read More due to it getting LONG.))
Sebastian: "Ah, a Rookie Prosecutor! Hm... he may dim the star's glow..."
Metal Sonic: "...a metallic hedgehog... We are quite curious as to what that would create."
White Hank/Hank: "...oh dear, this one is quite violent..."
Tricky: "...where did he go?"
Jebus: "An angelic figure? Ah, wait, he has no wings."
Crackpot: "We feel as though this strange one would be happy to become a star..."
Gil: "Hm... Would this create a planet with an already-created restaurant? We do feel quite peckish."
Church/Jorge: "Ah, two for the price of one! Ho-ho!"
The Maker: "Th-the King of Nevada! Oh, this will be quite awkward for Us..."
Zorc: "...W-We are in GREAT trouble..."
Tobi: "Ah, this is... Oops! We will not be giving out spoilers!"
The Snatcher: "From a Prince to a... hm... Can We even call this a ruler?"
Starecrown: "Stop staring at Us."
Garcello: "*cough* *cough* Horrible! We may have our first gas giant!"
Miles: "Hm... this Demon Prosecutor seems rather irate with Us."
Manfred: "Ho-ho! Say, We are not sure if he ever had that bullet removed..."
Franziska: "Hm, We suppose history repeated in a way..."
Belvera: "See if you can roll up her dragon steed! Or use it to cut down time!"
Charles: "...ah. This may be hard to explain."
Quentin: "Loud! Our ears are ringing!"
Burt: "...did he even notice he was rolled up?"
Dmitri: "Hm, someone seems to be quite grouchy about this."
Vaati: "Ho-ho-ho! Growing in size certainly did not help you!"
Toppat Leaders: "We were not sure if ghosts could be rolled up... It seems We did not need to worry!"
Kabbitz: "...We hope he does not simply lift it."
Pamoon: "How fitting for a katamari!"
Gant: "Damon... demon... Ho-ho, clever."
Lang: "Ahh, that was the source of the howling."
Scrapeface: "...this will not end well, We are sure of it."
Gestalt: "...how?!"
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walkerismychoice · 4 years
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Unwritten - Chapter 2
Book: Platinum
Pairing: M!Raleigh X MC
Rating: This series will contain mature themes. Any necessary warnings will be listed before each chapter, but the overall series rating is 18+
Series Summary: Newly discovered talent Aria Campbell get unknowingly assigned to help write Raleigh Carerra’s latest album and rehabilitate his image in the process.
Summary:  Aria and Raleigh start settling into the beach house. Things could be going better.
Word Count: 1868
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Kidz Bop?! Aria can't decide if she's more mortified or pissed off at Raleigh's response to the prospect of writing his album with her. At 22, she can't be more than 5 years younger than him, maybe less, but she hasn't kept up with his personal details other than catching an occasional tabloid headline. And sure, she might be from a small Midwestern town, but between her outfit, an off the shoulder royal blue top and distressed black jeans, and her long, wavy black hair, she thinks she comes off as cool but not trying too hard. But what if the fact that she thinks that means she's not cool at all? Whatever. Maybe she should just slap a big snake tattoo on her neck and then Raleigh would respect her. Does he think all those dumb tattoos make him edgy? His tattoos are kind of hot though....No, scrub that thought. Raleigh Carerra is proving to be nothing more than the arrogant bad boy the media makes him out to be.
"Okay then..." Aria mutters under her breath, more of a question than a statement.
Fiona glares towards the Escalade. "Just hold on." She charges forward and tries to open Raleigh's door, but of course it's locked. "Hank!" she calls out but he's already anticipating what she wants, unlocking the doors before she asks, and she flings the door open. "Raleigh, get out of the car."
Raleigh scoffs, "I'd rather quit making music than write this sell-out album just to make the label more money. I don't need any of this."
"Have you forgotten that Ellis and the legal team at Overknight Records helped keep you out of jail? It's not too late for charges to be filed. This was the deal. You make this last record, redeem your image, and then you can do whatever the hell you want. Until then, you are going to apologize to this very talented young woman, and then get your ass in that house and start writing with her. Unless you want a felony on your record. You wouldn't look so bad in orange I suppose..."
"Oh, fuck off, Fiona," Raleigh grumbles as he gets back out of the car.
"I'd be glad to, but if you remember our contract, I don't get my bonus until you finish this album. The sooner you finish, the sooner you can be rid of me nagging you all the time. So like I said, get a move on. Oh! Before I forget..." Fiona reaches in her pocket and hands Aria a key and and an archaic looking cell phone and then does the same for Raleigh.
"The fuck is this? I didn't know they still made these." Raleigh pries open the basic flip phone, navigating the limited features. He attempts to key in a number before frustration sets in and he seems about ready to chuck the phone into the ocean. "This piece of shit doesn't text or dial out."
Fiona smiles smugly as the scene unfolds. "Oh it works perfectly fine...but only for approved, pre-programmed numbers."
Curious as to who's in her list, Aria powers up her phone and checks the contacts. Her mom, dad, and sister, as expected, along with some professional contacts including Hank and Fiona. She's pleasantly surprised they included Shane as well. Aria had put him as one of her emergency contacts, so they must trust her judgement as far as he's concerned. Her nerves start to settle ever so slightly with this lifeline.
Looking at his list, Raleigh scoffs and snaps the phone shut. "Is this a joke?" His hardened features are a bit disconcerting, piquing Aria's curiosity.
"I can assure you each of your lists was carefully selected to facilitate your creative process. Now, I'll leave you both to it." Fiona turns and heads in the opposite direction of the beach house.
"Where are you going?" Aria asks, concern creeping into her voice. Normally she doesn't need someone to hold her hand, but these aren't normal circumstances, and she's not quite ready for Fiona to leave her alone. She kind of feels like a kindergartner being dropped off for her first day of school to be honest.
"To the guest house. Where Frank and I are staying," Fiona replies.
"I knew there was something going on between you two." Raleigh chimes in with a devilish grin.
Hank coughs. "That would be unprofessional."
"There are two bedrooms," Fiona adds, rolling her eyes.
Now Aria's panicking a little inside. Or maybe a lot. She's expected to stay alone with this very intimidating celebrity who very well may hate her already?
"Wouldn't it make more sense for us all to stay together? The main house is more than big enough," she suggests .
Fiona lets out a terse laugh. "No. Absolutely not. It's enough that Hank and I have to stay and babysit to ensure this project gets done. We can't be bothered by singing and music playing at all hours. Think of it as a gift that you won't have to consider our sleeping habits while you work."
"I don't care who stays where, but I just need to know where my bed is at. It's 11am, and I should still be sleeping for at least a few more hours yet." Raleigh tilts his head towards the back of the truck, directing Hank. "You can bring my bags to my room." He takes off, the scent of alcohol hanging in the air as he passes.
Must be nice to order people around like that, Aria thinks as she reaches for the bags in the trunk. She's not too good to carry her own luggage.
"Ms. Campbell," Hank places a hand on her arm to stop her. "That's not necessary. Why don't you go inside and start settling in while I bring in your things."
Well, he is offering. It would be rude to turn him down, wouldn't it? Aria follows Raleigh into the house, and not wanting to ruffle any feathers more than she has merely just for existing in his space, she stands back and allows him to select his room first.
While she waits, Aria takes a look around. Although the exterior style of the home hints at its age, the inner design is exactly as modern and kept up as Aria would expect at a place where celebrities stay, with lots of white, shades of blue and blue-green accents, and nautical themed decor scattered about.
In the great room stands a gorgeous white baby grand piano that probably, no definitely, costs more than everything Aria owns combined. Aria steps over, gently striking a key, and for the first time since she signed the contract, begins to allow herself to get excited about making music here.
"Ms. Campbell?" Hank breaks Aria's chain of thought. "Where would you like me to put your things?"
"Oh...I need to pick out my room." She jogs up the stairs ans Hank follows. There are 6 rooms total, three on either side of the corridor. The first two are a bit smaller with bunk beds, so Aria counts them out, but the next two have promise.
As she approaches the last pair, one door is slightly, ajar and she notices Raleigh passed out face down and snoring on the bed already. Of course he would choose the master bedroom for himself, but as Aria looks at the remaining bedroom, she doesn't really mind. Although she considers taking one of the bunk bed rooms just to be as far from him as possible, she cant resist the spacious yet cozy space with a king-size bed and seaside view.
"I'll take this one." Aria directs Frank and he gently places her suitcases on the floor before excusing himself.
Aria kicks of her sandals and plops on the bed, staring up at the textured ceiling. Now that she's alone, she has no idea what to do with herself. Obviously getting straight to work with Raleigh is out of the question but that doesn't mean she cant try to get started. Pulling out her song journal, she stares at a blank page and laughs because if she doesn't laugh, she might cry. To say she's overwhelmed would he an understatement, and if she hadn't signed a contract, she might be calling her mom to come pick her up, proving to be a failure once again. At least their's a binding piece of paper to keep her from quitting this time. Maybe a walk on the beach is what she needs to pull herself together.
It's a typical June day, warm and sunny but not scorchingly hot, and a light breeze brings gentle waves rolling ashore, not quite reaching the hem of her rolled up jeans as Aria dips her toes in. She closes her eyes, taking in the smell of the salty sea air. The only sounds to be heard on the deserted stretch of private beach are the water crashing against the sand and some seagulls chattering in the distance. If not quite inspiration yet, the ocean is at least bringing a sense of calm, an escape she'll have when she needs it.
Aria wades around, walks up and down the oceanfront a few times before deciding she should probably go face reality. That or at least go get some food since her stomach is grumbling, and it's likely well past lunch time. She meanders to the kitchen and opens up the refrigerator, delighted to see its been fully stocked, and settles on some sandwich fixings.
"Ahh!" She let's out a startled yelp as she whirls around to place her items on the kitchen island only to be stopped short as she crashes into a tall figure.
"Easy there, Chiquita," Raleigh grasps Aria's arms to steady her. "You might want to watch where you're going."
Momentarily mesmerized by his firm grip and the sparkle in his eyes, Aria shakes free and comes to her senses. She's too annoyed at the moment to be intimidated by his star status or won over by his charms. "You could clearly see me here and anticipate where I'd be headed. And my name is Aria." She plunks the food down on the counter with a thud for emphasis.
"But you're so small." Raleigh pats her on the head.
There's a time and a place for cutesy nicknames, but this is so not it. "Again, my name is Aria, and as your colleague, I ask you to refer to me by my given name." She should stop there but she can't help herself. "And for your information, I'm average height."
Raleigh shrugs. "Well you're still shorter than me...Anyway, what's for breakfast? I'm famished."
Aria rolls her eyes with a huff, already mid preparation. "I'm making myself a sandwich for lunch. What you decide to make yourself isn't really my concern."
Raleigh chuckles. "You're feistier than I thought. I like it."
Her cheeks are burning and she lies to herself that it's all out of anger. Without another word she finishes up and scurries upstairs to eat and stew in her room in peace. Raleigh Carrera won't get the best of her today. At least not that she'll let him see.
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sewerfight · 4 years
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Quarantine movie asks!
I was tagged by @nitrateglow !
Favorite movie: Probably Spirited Away. I can remember watching it as a kid and being totally awestruck and delighted in a way I'd never really perceived before when it came to movies.
Movie that makes you remember your childhood: A Land Before Time. Yes, I went through a dinosaur phase as a kid.
Favourite Tom Hanks movie: Ah, fuck it. Forest Gump.
Favourite Disney movie: The Sword and The Stone. It was the first Disney movie I watched as a kid and its got the nostalgia factor.
Movie that makes you cry: Midnight Cowboy.
Favourite 80s movie: The King Of Comedy.
Favourite comedy: The movie One Two Three is heaps of fun and so is Luv! I couldn't pick a favourite but I recommend these.
Favourite sports movie: You Know I ain't watching sports movies. But I'm partial to The Bad News Bears.
Favourite courtroom movie: Does it count if I say My Cousin Vinny?
Favourite horror movie: So many to choose from! Okay okay I'm gonna pick a few because there's no way I can pick favourites. Cujo is one (something about the fucked up makeup they put on the dog, man), The Thing is another, I loved Frank Henenlotter's Brain Damage for its schlock factor, and Battle Royale, purely cause it was the first movie that was my initiation into horror as a genre.
Most overrated movie: I feel like I'm inviting outcry for this one but honestly Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is good, I enjoyed it and appreciated what it had going on, but it gets overly praised and yelled about by critics with far too much cinematic ecstacy for my liking. It's fun and trippy but it ain't no Casablanca.
Favourite gangster movie: Mean Streets
Favourite war movie: Apocalypse Now.
Movie you can watch over and over again: Dr Strangelove. I just love the dialogue and George C Scott's wonderfully hammy performance.
Movie with the best soundtrack: The Great Race! Henry Mancini perfectly captures every goofy high and low in music form in that film with incredible skill. Ahh but The Red Shoes also has a wonderful soundtrack too.
Favourite Christmas movie: Tokyo Godfathers. Its festive in the perfect way.
Movie you're embarassed that you love: Day of The Dolphin. Listen. He taught that fucking dolphin how to speak man.
Favourite sequel: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. It's such a bizarre tonal shift from the first movie; a stifling and terrifying fever dream that was renowned for its gruesome scenes. The second movie in contrast is hilarious, gaudy, and extremely eighties. TCM2 kind of carries with it this lovely idea that horror and comedy are twins seperated at birth, only brought together in the most renegade and ambitious circumstances. It seems as though the whole film is one big Tobe Hooper wink at the camera, expressing the perfect sentiment that if you're going to make a second movie, instead of rehashing old plots and turning it over to be mercilessly mocked for its attempt at reeling its audience back in, you may as well make a film which mocks itself, and owns it's mockable qualities stylishly. Same thing goes for Gremlins 2!
Favourite period drama: The Hireling. Or The Favourite?
Favourite DC movie: I have no idea 😔
Favourite movie quote: "Is pride a sin, Holmes? Because I'm proud of you." -They Might Be Giants
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mirkwoodshewolf · 5 years
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Lessons from Ben Cardy; Ben Hardy x reader ft. Joe Mazzello
*Author’s note*
Hey guys well this idea had been buzzing around in my head for months. I kid you not months on end since a certain video of when Joe Mazzello not only did the Ben Cardy but also included the real Ben Hardy himself. So I decided to do this little fic since I managed to FINALLY get some free time in my hectic schedule but this will be the last update for awhile cause I’ve got a convention this weekend, my sister’s wedding the next weekend and then finals the following week but hopefully by the summer I’ll be back to do tons more updates and work on those requests to the anons who sent them back during my winter break. I PROMISE!!!
So in the fic you will literally find no warnings just PURE FLUFF AND GOOEYNESS OF MORE FLUFF!!! Hope you all love this cause I sure as heck enjoyed writing it :)
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The sun peered in through my curtains of my bedroom.  I let out a groan and turned to the side of my bed and saw the infamous cutout of Ben Hardy laying on my bed.
“Oh Joe I’m gonna kill you!” I hissed under my breath.  I shot out of bed and grabbed the cardboard and trudged out of my room and banged on Joe’s room and cried out, “Joseph Mazzello III you get your ass out here right now!!” The door soon opened and as soon as Joe saw me with Cardboard Ben he said.
“Whoa (y/n) long night?”
“Shut up you little shit! I know you implanted this thing in my bed.” He gasped and took the cutout back and said as he stroked it’s head.
“How dare you? She didn’t mean that Benjamin. She’s just cranky in the mornings, you’ll get used to it.”  I shook my head at him and said.
“Joey, it’s a piece of cardboard that looks like him.”
“You’re hurting your boyfriend’s feelings (y/n)!”
God how I’ve put up with Joe Mazzello after all these years I’ll never know, but again my life would’ve been boring without him.  As a kid while most girls wanted to be pop stars, princesses or movie stars, I had an interest in fashion.  By the time I was in high school, I got involved with my school’s theatre department and always got involved with the costume department.
In college I majored in fashion and got an internship at the best shopping centers in New York City.  Soon my works got viewed by magazines and Hollywood that I had actually been offered to do the costumes for an upcoming B movie.  I worked my way up until finally I was called up by Steven Spielberg himself to do the costume work for his and Tom Hank’s new project “The Pacific”.
I think that out of any decade that I would say would be my favorite is the 1940’s just because of the simplicity of their fabric and designs.  Plus I’m a sucker for a man in Marine uniforms.  And it was through The Pacific that I met and became friends with both Joe Mazzello and Rami Malek.
Every day with those two was an adventure and full of laughter and stories.  Joe had told me how he worked with Stephen back when he was a kid for Jurassic Park, of course me being me I freaked out because I practically grew up on that movie and watched it religiously. 
Even after the show wrapped, I kept in contact with both Joe and Rami and I soon got involved with bigger film projects, hell if you’ve seen Guardians of the Galaxy, I helped design the Ravagers, Gamora’s, Ronin’s and Nebula’s costumes.  Then one day I was on break after doing the 2nd GOTG movie, I had gotten a call from Graham King the Producer of a new Queen biopic that he was planning to do and asked to see me.
I agreed because this was a once in a lifetime opportunity.  Along with the 1940’s, I always loved the outfits that the actual band members of Queen wore.  They just gradually changed with the era and it was just amazing to see them evolve with it.  I met with Graham, even got to meet with Brian May and Roger Taylor themselves and they were impressed with my work and happily welcomed me on board as the head costume designer.
So I flew out to England to where we would be filming and as I was getting myself set up, I actually gotten a big surprise that day.  I was at my station pulling out and organizing all my sketch books and labeled to which band member would be in which book, when suddenly I felt something tickle my waist.
I let out an almost inhuman shriek and when I turned around I saw two very familiar faces.  It was Rami and Joe.  I gasped and let out a cheer as I hugged Rami who was closest to me.  He picked me up and spun me around laughing joyously before setting me down when Joe piped in.
“Oh I see how it is (n/n) good to know where your loyalties lie.”
“Shut up you little shit and get over here and hug me.” I had told him.  He then picked me up and spun me just like Rami did. They told me that they had gotten the led roles as Freddie Mercury and John Deacon respectively, and when I told them I would be the head designer for the project, they were so happy for me just as happy as I was for them.
The three musketeers reunited at last.
As the filming went on, I also got to get close with the two other gentlemen playing Roger and Brian.  Gwilym and I had a lot in common in favorite authors and plays since I had done some Broadway work before being signed up onto Hollywood, and Ben…..
Ahh Ben Hardy.  That loveable man.  I mean it was hard to not get along with Ben, he was sweet, kind-hearted, a great listener, and had a great personality. And it seemed that the more time I got to spend time with Ben, the more my feelings began to develop for him.  And of course with Roger’s well-known wardrobe choice, it made it so hard to stop a blush from beaming on my face, especially when it was an outfit where it would show his chest.
Of course Joey being Joey knew immediately of my little crush on Ben and every day would tease me about it while in his John Deacon get up, either dropping the accent or using it.
After filming ended and I went back to the states, Joe had actually invited me to stay with him for a while.  Since living in New York was so expensive, he offered for me to stay in his home.  He says it was because he missed his ‘bestest friend in the whole wide world’ and wanted to spend time with me, but I think he just wants more opportunity to torment about my feelings for a certain blonde Brit.  He even went as far as to buy a cardboard cutout of said Brit and bringing it back after the press tour in Tokyo.
Of course he spread the ‘Ben Cardy’ all over Instagram and the fans were going nuts over it.  After having to do two big projects back to back I’ve decided to take a year off work so I guess it’s good that Joe offered me to come live with him, cause if I hadn’t I’d probably be evicted out of my apartment.
Now back to the present, I rolled my eyes and muttered.
“You’re so annoying.”
“Aww you know you love me.”
“Do I know that?” I teased as I headed to the kitchen.  As I got me a bowl of Coco-Puffs, Joe came into the kitchen and said.
“C’mon (n/n), why can’t you just say?”
“Say what?”
“You love Ben.” I dropped my spoon into the bowl and said.
“Why must you be so nosy about my love-life Joey?”
“Because I want my two best friends to get together and name me the godfather of their future children.” I shook my head at him and that’s when he said, “But seriously (y/n), you’ve been pining over Ben since the start of filming. Anytime he was even mentioned you’d blush like a lobster.”
“But Joe…..even if I did confess, you know that I’d…..how would I go about being a good girlfriend? This is whole new territory for me. And I’m ashamed.”  I felt Joe come up behind me and wrap his arms around me, hugging me from behind. 
Yeah it’s true. In my 26 years of living, never once did I have a boyfriend.  It just seemed that no guy ever wanted to go out with me, meanwhile all my friends were losing their V cards by the time they were 16.  Then I guess I got so involved with my growing career that I just didn’t want to go into the dating scene.
“There’s no need to be ashamed (y/n). You just needed the right partner. And I think Ben’s that partner. He’s your lobster.”
“Did you really just quote Phoebe Buffay?”
“Damn right I did. Wait here for a second.”
“Oh my god Joe can’t it wait till I have my cereal first?”
“Nope!”
“Ugh! Then you owe me breakfast for this when it gets soggy.” It was then Joe came back with Cardboard Ben in tow.  “No, no, no! I’m not practicing with a cardboard cutout of him!”
“Too late chickadee, now come into the living room and sit on the couch next to dear old Benjamin.” I groaned but followed his order and sat down a couple inches away from where Joe had Cardboard Ben sitting.
“I can’t believe you’re making me do this.”
“Trust me it’ll help you for when the real day comes. Now talk to him.” Joe ducked down behind the arm of the couch but kept Ben adjusted.  I faced Ben and said.
“Hey Ben,”
“Yes love what is it?” Joe spoke, mimicking Ben’s accent and that’s when I broke and said.
“Gah I can’t do this Joe!”
“Yes you can, pretend I’m not here keep going you’re doing great.” He said as he peeked his head out from the couch.
“Joe—”
“Don’t chicken out you wuss!” He demanded which led me to sigh heavily.  “Ben?”
“Yes darling?”
“There’s—well I have uhh……lately I…..”
“It’s okay (y/n), you can tell me, you know I’d never laugh at you.” I looked up at the cutout and could almost swear that it really was Ben speaking to me.  I took a deep breath in before exhaling out.
“Imighthaveharboredacrushonyousincefilmingstarted.” I rushed out.
“Love I couldn’t understand you, what was that?”
“I…..might have….harbored…..a crush on you Ben. No I—I like you Ben. I mean really, really, really like you.” I felt my face burning up and that’s when Joe spoke up in Ben’s accent.
“Wow (y/n) I’m honored that you feel that way about me,” oh god why did I feel like there was a but coming in. “But,” I knew it. “I unfortunately have another waiting for me.” I lowered my head when I heard Joe say, “A strong, handsome brunette man with an American accent, not Welsh of course. He’s the man of my dreams.”
“Joey!” I whined out.
“Sorry I had to. Gwilym and Ben are having their little buddy-bromance story all over Instagram and I’ve gotta do better.” He said as he got up from behind the couch.
“Nice to know your relationship with Ben is more important than mine.” I snapped at him. I felt Joe sit beside me and wrap an arm around me and he said.
“I’m sorry, but you know Ben will love you. I mean how can someone not fall in love with someone like you? From day one since Rami and I met you all those years ago, we knew you were someone special. You’re smart, you’re beautiful, the youngest and most fashionable fashionista that I know. And if Ben can’t see that, then he’s a dick.” I felt Joe tuck a strand of hair behind my ear and I smiled softly.
“Thanks Joey, what would I do without you?”
“Be all depressed and focused solely on your work.” I slapped his arm making him cry out in pain and collapse onto the floor crying in pain in such a dramatic way.
“That didn’t hurt.”
“Yes it did, you’re so mean!”
“Oh get up yah big baby.” I pulled him up and that’s when I was suddenly thrown over his shoulder like a sack of flower. “Gah Joe put me down!”
“Nah I don’t think I want to.” He then spun around and I gripped onto the back of his shirt tightly and said.
“Joseph Mazzello I swear I’ll hurl all over you if you don’t put me down right now!” He set me down and I adjusted myself trying to make myself more presentable. “Remember you owe me breakfast now because I’m betting you $20 that my cereal’s gone bad.”
“Fine lets head over to Dunkin Doughnuts and get us something and I’ll even throw in a Starbuck for you.” He said as he extended his hand out.
“Deal.” We shook on it and then went to our rooms to get dressed and head on out. 
A week later, the BoRhap cast was back together for a little reunion just before the award seasons start.  We all decided to head to the best karaoke bar this side of New York had.  We reserved our table and ordered our meal and looked through the song book to see what kind of songs they were allowing.
“Oh guys check this out they have an entire section of Queen songs.” Gwilym said.
“Ohh what all do they have?” asked Lucy.
“They’ve got pretty much everything.” He answered.
“All except Bohemian Rhapsody.” I replied.
“Aww why don’t they have it?” whine Lu.
“I think I read somewhere the reason they banned it was because last time a group of guys tried it, a fight broke out as a drunk man tried to stop it and the person who was the front man started a fight with the guy. But then again it could also be because they don’t allow six minute songs.”
“Well I pity their wives if they think six minutes is forever.” Answered Rami.  We all laughed and the inside joke and Joe and I high fived Rami for speaking up about that.
As the night got late, some of us like me were a little tipsy while others were completely wasted e.g. Joe.  Joe had just gotten done singing “Purple Rain” by Prince and of course he dedicated it to Ben.  I couldn’t help but film the whole performance and hearing him screech out the lyrics, it was hilarious and now I had some blackmail on him because during one point of the song, he had actually tripped on the wire of the mic but still kept singing.
Lucy and I did a duet of Rick Springfield’s “Jessie’s girl” I sang a couple lyrics of the first verse before she finished and we both did the chorus together.  Jumping up and down to the beat and leaning up against each other and then we’d flip roles for the next verse and it continued to that formula. 
As Alan was singing “Love of my life” to his lovely wife, I was sitting at the bar getting my next drink when I heard Ben’s voice say.
“Wonderful performance up there.”
“Please it was all liquid courage. I hadn’t done karaoke in years. In fact ‘Somebody to love’ was my first Queen karaoke song back in what was it—middle school? No High school, no wait definitely middle school cause I had a bunch of kids looking at me weird because they had no idea who it was that I was singing to.”
“Seemed your middle school was clearly uneducated in the music department.”
“Tell me about it. All they listened to was their rap music.” Ben laughed softly and there was a bit of silence between us till he finally spoke up.
“Do you remember during the second week of shooting, the day Joe dared me to try and dip him?” I laughed and said.
“How could I possibly forget that?”
*Flashback*
I had just gotten Joe’s jacket on him for the scene where Freddie tries to reconcile with the band in Miami’s office.
“Thanks (n/n) you’re the best.”
“Anytime Joey.” I walked out of the set and watched from behind the camera as the boys ran their lines.  But for some reason one of the records that hung up from the wall kept falling down.  I was surprised that no one had broken character cause I was about to die laughing.
It was then Graham decided to call a break while they tried to fix the falling record.
“Hey Ben, I wanna try something!” Joe cried out.
“What is it Joe?”
“Dip me.”
“What?”
“Dip me, you know the dance dip. I’ve never been on the dipping end of it and I want to try it.”
“And why must it be me to dip you? Why not Rami or Gwil?”
“Rami’s too deep in character and Gwil’s twiggy arms might break.”
“Thanks mate.” Gwilym pipped in sarcastically.
“C’mon Benny please, just this once.”
“Alright, alright come here then.” And it was there that Ben took Joe in his arms, wrapped one arm around him and bent him backwards. Joe let out a playful swoon.
“Ohh Benjamin you’re such a divine dancer.” I rolled my eyes at him as he looked straight at me when he said those words. As Ben lifted Joe up it was then Gwil said.
“Wait, I’ve got a better idea to make this a bit more interesting.” It was then he grabbed an apple from the concession stand and held it up.
“No, no, no that’s too much!”
“Aww c’mon Joe it’s no different than a rose.” I teased him.
“No because he’ll just focus on the apple and drop me on my head!”
“Mate I promise I won’t drop you.” Ben assured him.
“You promise?” Joe asked skeptically.
“I swear it.” Ben vowed.  Joe turned to Gwil who still held the apple.  His brow quirked up as he extended his arm out to Joe and Joey took the apple and placed it in his mouth and got back to position one with Ben.
With our phones, Gwil and I took pics of the progression and once Ben took hold of the apple, he set Joe back up before taking the apple out of his mouth.
“Please tell me we got some good shots of that?” proclaimed Joe.
“I got you.” I proclaimed as I handed him my phone and he browsed through the pics.
“Send those to me.” I gave him a thumbs up and that’s when I heard him say, “Okay your turn.”
“Wait what?”
“Go on it’s your turn to be dipped by Ben Hardy.”
“Joe that’s really not necessary—”
“If I can do it, then so can you. Hey Ben care to take on a new partner?” I was then shoved towards Ben who steadied me.  I looked at Joe who gestured for us to get on with it. I turned to Ben and he said as he took my hand in his.
“I promise not to drop you (y/n).” My heart raced as I stared at Ben’s face.  Even with the famed “Roger Taylor” shades blocking his green eyes from my view, it still made him look absolutely handsome.  And the shoulder length blonde wig (although I do wish they had given him the same hairstyle Roger did have during this time, I saw a quick glimpse of it from an album cover they recreated and he looked handsome with the mullet look Roger had at the time). I gulped and nodded to Ben as I tried to calm myself down but that’s when Joe proclaimed.
“Wait! Wait I’ve got a better idea!” He then went over to one of the flower pot props and pulled out one of the fake flowers and held it out.
“No! No, and no Joe! Absolutely not!” I proclaimed.
“Aww c’mon (n/n), it’s no different than an apple.” He reversed my words and threw them right back in my face.  He grinned at me wagging the flower in front of me.
“I could strangle you right now.” I grumbled.
“I’d still haunt you in the afterlife dearie.” He mocked. I growled and took the flower and placed the stem between my teeth.  Oh god I can’t believe I’m doing this; god Joe is always a little shit and I swear he’s going to—
Oh, oh my god here we go Ben’s dipping me. Wow he has such a strong grip.  Not even some of my old friends could dip me like this without complaining.  Feeling his hand sprawled out along my back and his hand gently gripping mine made my stomach churn and my heart jump from my chest to my stomach.
I then saw him lean closer towards me to grab the flower. ‘Oh my god he’s leaning forward to grab the flower from my mouth.  Oh shit c’mon (y/n) just be cool, keep calm keep calm!’
As he reached for the flower, I could feel just a graze of the blonde wig tickle my cheeks and soon I was no longer holding the flower but Ben was as it lay there between his teeth and he gently set me up right. Even after bringing me back right-side-up, he forgot to let go of my waist.  The two of us looking at each other but it was soon broken by Joe’s voice.
“Okay that was hot I’ll admit that.”
“Too pure and yet passionately erotic.” Stated Gwilym.
“Okay guys we’ve got everything reset. Hopefully that record will stay for the take. Let’s wrap this scene up.” Graham called out.  It was then the guys left to go back into Miami’s office set.  Ben handed me the flower and I took it as he walked passed me.
“That boy has some skills even I didn’t have, I’ll admit that.” I jumped and turned to see Roger standing behind me.
“God Roger no wonder why Brian hates it whenever you sneak up on him like that. You’re like a freakin cat, we’ve gotta get you a bell or something.”
“That would ruin my look, so when will you finally admit it to yourself darling?” I turned to the legendary drummer and said.
“I’ve got nothing to say. Ben and I are just good friends, that’s all. Strictly platonic.”
“Uh-huh sure keep telling yourself that, love. But I can tell you this, he definitely doesn’t shut up about you. Always asking me for advice on how to woo you into his arms.”
“No he doesn’t.”
“Give yourself more credit dear, you’re a beautiful young woman. Hell if I was 50 years younger I’d definitely try to ask you out.” I laughed and said as I turned to face the old drummer.
“I’m flattered Roger, really I am. But from what I’ve heard he just got out of a nine year relationship. And I doubt he’d rebound to someone like me.”
“(Y/n) we need some help! One of the newbies screwed up the measurements for Freddie’s officer uniform!” I heard one of my assistants call out to me.
“Duty calls, see yah later Rog.” I then rushed over to help re-measure the uniform and re-worked on it just before Rami had to get into costuming with it in.
*End of flashback*
“That was probably the most interesting day on set.” I admitted.
“Yeah, but it was also one of my favorites.” He said.
“Because you and Joe got to make the fandom go crazy over the Hardzello shipping?”
“Well partly.” I looked up and saw that he had moved a little closer to me.  His arm was placed around the bar behind me, if he wanted he could’ve placed his arm around me and pulled me close to him but he didn’t.  “Truthfully (y/n) I never thought that I’d get the courage to do this but I might as well do it now while I still got the nerve.”
“What? Ben I’m confused what are you talking—”
“I love you.” At that point my heart stopped.  “I’ve been in love with you since the day I got to know you. I mean Rami and Joe have told Gwil and I loads of stories about you, but getting to actually know you face to face. Their stories don’t do you justice at all.”
“Ben you’re drunk you don’t know…..”
“No I do. I’m still sober enough to know what it is that I want. And what I want is you. To hold you, to kiss you, to make you breakfast in bed. I love you (y/n) (l/n).” I swallowed and lowered my head feeling the tears in my eyes.  “You don’t feel the same way do you?”
“No, no Ben it’s not that. Hell even Roger himself saw how crazy I was about you. I love you too Ben it’s just—” I sighed heavily and lowered my head in shame.
“What?” I felt his index finger and thumb raise my chin up so that I was forced to look into his hypnotic green eyes. “What is it love?”
“You and your ex were together for almost a decade. Meanwhile I’ve never once had a boyfriend in my over two decades of living. Hell I’ve never even kissed anyone. I feel like such a loser and you shouldn’t be exposed to someone with no experience in the dating spectrum.”
“I’m not looking for experience (y/n). It doesn’t matter to me whether you’ve had a relationship in the past or not, all I want is you.” His forehead touched mine and I almost collapsed to my knees right then and there.  “And I’d be honored to be your first everything. Now and in the future to come.”
I smiled happily and allowed a few tears to slip down my face but they were immediately caught by Ben’s thumbs as he wiped them away as he said.
“I love you (y/n).”
“I love you too Ben.” He leaned in closer toward my face, his nose brushing against mine. His lips faintly grazing mine as he whispered.
“May I kiss you love?”
“What if I screw it up?” I couldn’t stop myself from blurting out.
“Don’t think of it, just do what your heart tells you to do, okay?” He looked directly into my eyes and I tried to calm myself down before nodding.  Ben’s lips once again grazed over mine with the lightest of pressures until finally he kissed me.
My stomach exploded into knots and mad moths, I felt this tingle shoot up my spine and my toes curled as I just went for it.  I wrapped an arm around his neck, stroking my fingers through his sleeked, blonde hair.  After giving me one final peck he muttered.
“How was that?”
“Is it normal to feel like your stomach’s going to just explode when you have your first kiss?” Ben softly chuckled and said.
“Yeah. Cause I felt it just now.” I smiled and that’s when Ben kissed me again.
This time the kiss had a little more passion to it as I felt one arm wrap around my waist bringing me as physically close to him as possible, while his other hand cupped the side of my face stroking my cheek with his thumb.
“YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS BENJAMIN!!!!” We heard the drunk scream of Joe scream out into the microphone. “IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU TWO GOT TOGETHER!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN KEEPING THIS SECRET OF YOUR BOTH!?! FOR FUCKING EVER!!!” Ben and I looked to Joe and he said to him.
“You happy now Joe?”
“Just know this Benjamin Jones. You break my girl’s heart, I’ll kick your ass so hard, you’ll be as flat as Ben Cardy. At least he treats her well.” Ben turned to me and I explained.
“He’s been putting your cutout in my bed for the past several weeks. He even had me practice confessing my feelings for you by practicing with him.”
“But let me assure you something darling,” he cupped my face with both his hands and leaned towards my ear and whispered huskily, “Cardboard Ben will never be able to dip you like I can.” Suddenly I was dipped just like on the second week of shooting.  I let out a series of giggles as Ben leaned forward and kissed me doing that famous kiss dip pose.
*Extended ending*
I rubbed my eyes and stretched my arms out before turning to my right and felt the familiar piece of cardboard lying beside me.  My eyes shot open and I let out a groan as I muttered.
“Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me.” I clicked my tongue once before saying to Cardboard Ben, “Hi, yeah hi, yes. I know you always gotta come back here. But listen up okay, you listen to me mister.” I pointed to him.  “I get it, okay I know you must feel some kind of physical chemistry for me, for whatever reason and we’re only human…..Well I’m only human. But this can’t happen anymore, okay? I’m sorry, goodbye.” I turned to my left and that’s where the real Ben Hardy was lying.
Both his hands resting behind his head, the top of my head just barely grazing his strong bicep.
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“Oh my god—” I squeaked out.
“Hey baby girl.” He cooed out.
“Hi.” I said bashfully.  I hummed awkwardly before saying, “You good?”
“Yeah I’m great.” He said as he pulled me closer to him, my head now resting on his chest.  I felt my face heat up and I’m pretty sure I was blushing as red as a lobster if not a rose right about now.
“Good.” I squeaked out.  Ben kissed my forehead and hummed as his nose stayed at the crown of my head.  “Uhh Ben,”
“Hmm?”
“What about umm…..” I gestured towards Cardy B. Ben looked at the cardboard cutout of himself and said.
“Sorry mate, she’s taken.” It was then reached over and flung Cardy Ben out of the bed.  I looked up at him and he looked down at me.  I grabbed the top of the sheets and as Ben bit his lip, I pulled the sheet over us covering us from view and that’s when we heard Joe say.
“Did you have to fling him off the bed?”
“He was eyeing her for too long.” Said Ben as he pulled me closer to him and we kissed each other.
“Alright keep it PG you two.”
“You started this Joe, and now you must suffer by letting it run its course!” I cried out.  Ben and I then began to ruffle the sheets making it seem like we were fooling around as I let out a few lustful moans.
“Augh gross! I’m not continuing with this anymore!” We then heard the door shut and both Ben and I poked our heads out from the blanket and I said,
“Think he bought it?”
“Well one way to find out.” He pulled me close to him and I felt his face bury into my neck.  I giggled as he began to kiss up and down my neck.
“Ben…..that tickles!”
“Oh really? Does it tickle when I do this?” I then felt his fingers dig into my sides which made me squirm even more.  He got on top of me still continuing his ticklish assault as I begged him to stop while trying to shove his hands away from my sides.  He ceased his attack and said with a grin, “Say please.”
“Please.”
“Now say uncle.”
“Uncle.” I giggled out.  He smiled down at me before capturing my lips with his in a soft and loving kiss.  I wrapped my arms around his neck bringing him closer.  
Our kiss got deeper and more passionate until the need for air became a problem. As we separated, we stared into each other’s eyes and I said breathlessly.
“How did I ever get so lucky?”
“I should be asking you that my love.” He kissed my brow and lay back down on his back. I crawled up onto his chest and lay my head over his heart while his arms wrapped around me and I felt his hand stroke down my hair.  I felt him kiss the crown of my head and I heard him humming “Somebody to love” I smiled and said.
“You know that’s Joe’s song right?”
“Yeah, but it’s also your song. You did say that Somebody to love was the first Queen song you sang at your school’s karaoke.”
“How do you remember that? We were drunk when I confessed that.”
“Even shitfaced I’d still remember what you’d say.” I awed at him and nuzzled into his chest and felt him kiss my head again.  “I love you (y/n).”
“I love you too Ben.” We pecked each other’s lips gingerly and just stayed in bed for the rest of the day cuddling, watching Netflix and of course Ben had to start another tickle fight the sneaky bastard.
But I’m happy to finally say that all because of getting lessons from a cardboard cutout and the persistence of a true friend, I finally got the man of my dreams.
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the ultimate tagged masterpost
so, i have been slacking in returning y’all’s tagged games and i felt really bad because some of them were writing tag games...and i had nothing to show for. HOWEVER! i have made a sort of bounce back with a lot of friends supporting me :)
let’s kick things off, huh?
1) “ six sentence snippet tag” tagged by @thedragonkween (im love u!) and @the-darklings (CHILE love u as well!)
here’s y’all’s king quentin beck!! also, i think this is...six sentences...
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Quentin isn’t sure why he continues to twiddle with the gold band around his ring finger while he’s not performing in front of an audience.
After every debriefing, he takes a bow as the curtain draws before him, the spotlight diminishing from his view, he can’t help but reach for it. The ring acts like some sort of tether, bound somewhere between the role Quentin plays and something far fetched...a yearning feeling that breaks his own heart at times. He can’t quite find the words to express how he feels but he knows to ignore such foolish longing.
Focus, Beck.
Focus.
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2) “author questionnaire tag” tagged by @veanery (gracias, mi amiga!!) and @deviantramblings (MISS. LAUREN!! MWAH!!)
fandoms you write for: bruh moment, it changes almost every single day or sumn. i predominately write for marvel and star wars however i have written for john wick, devil may cry 5, stranger things, and d*troit: b*come h*man in the past. i thought about writing for rdr2 hehe
where you post: if you don’t find my work here, you can find me at ao3 under the pseudo “zebracakes”. fair warning, i do not upload all my stories there unless it’s a personal story that i think my readers over there will appreciate as well. so, if u think u see my work on wattpad or whatever y’all mfs use, that ain’t me!
most popular one-shot: Under the Twinkling Stars is a fake wedding date!john wick x reader story that honestly never thought would take off the way that it did. nearly 2k notes! it was originally a request...like wow kudos to op
most popular multi-chapter story: haha....ahh, i accidentally deleted my multi-series story but it was my one and only so there ain’t no answer here
favorite story you’ve wrote: hands down it’s νοσταλγία. this loki x reader story is something that was written in the spur of the moment and it’s about my favorite trope of all time (soulmate au). i tried a new approaching to writing and i am really happy with the outcome!! sometimes i forget that i actually wrote it sjdsajlda
a story you were nervous to post: like hannah said, all of them. authors always tend to be their own worst critics and i am no different. funny enough, i’ve actually taken down some stories i felt were just...not my strongest because they were a little embarrassing to have them up on display. 
how do you choose your titles: hmm, great question! i know a lot of authors use lyrics as their titles nd like...i wish i had that kinda brand. most of the times, the title ties into the story and though it’s never stated in the story, it relates to what the story is about. some of my more “adventurous” titles revolve around foreign languages and sometimes inspired by song titles.
do you outline: HELL NAH! i have a vague concept, open up an empty text post, and ROLL WITH IT. however, with some stories, i do take a little bit of time to pinpoint crucial moments of the story but other than that...i just wing it, bro.
complete: what the fuck does this mean?? how many stories i’ve completed?? umm on this blog it’s 53? i think? i was counting fast. i did have more pero i deleted a lot of them during a spiral lmaoo
in-progress: according to my drafts, it’s 15 and they are all OVER the place. however, i do not plan on writing all of them. big sad let’s pour one out
coming soon: i know i piqued some of y’all’s interests when i said i’m stepping into the mysterio x reader fic world so i got sumn in the kitchen for y’all. surprisingly...if anyone is up to it....there’s some dbh leftovers in the fridge...
do you accept prompts: of course i always do! though motivation has been a fickle thing so...bear with me and understand if i don’t take your request.
upcoming story you are most excited to write: quentin x reader angst that has me waking up sometimes to write sumn down for it. without giving too much away, it deals with grief, heartache, longing, and...time travel? brooOo i’m the only one excited like it’s just me, omi, nur, and dori shrieking in the woodlands
3) “10 things tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (thank u, madame!)
list 10 things that make me happy :)
good music to dance to
air conditioning
cats
kind words
cold water
ibuprofen
soft blankets
pdf files
keanu reeves
finding money that you forgot u had
4) “last line tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (thank u again, ma’am), @the-darklings (*tips fedora*), and @veanery (u tagged me so LONG ago EYE)
this is for that one quentin beck x reader story i was talking about.
“Is he currently sleep walking?“
this is the last thing i typed on my draft. however, on my notes app....she is just all over the place...idk where she begins and ends. it’s utter chaos
5) “21 questions” tagged by @thefvlcon (thnak u, kayla!!)
Name / Nickname: it’s anjelica but i go by my nickname “angel”
Sign: scorpio sun, aquarius moon, scorpio rising (?) aka i’m all sorts of dumbass
Height: 5 ft 4
Hogwarts House: i’m only interested in y’all’s hufflepuff bc the mascot is cute and apparently they live near the kitchen??
Last thing I Googled: .....electric shaver....don’t @ me bro only omi knows
Favourite musician/s: bro :// umm, mitski, kshmr, lil nas x, bastille, megan thee stallion, foxes, the killers
Last song I listened to: 10,000 nights by alphabeat! such an old school bop y’all BEST listen to it
Song stuck in my head: it ranges from strawberry blond by mitski or barbed wire by rogue
Following: 78
Followers: on this writing blog, 1,861. my main blog has 1,464
Do you get asks: once in awhile hehe
Amount of Sleep: fluctuates from nine hours to straight up four hours asjkdsalk WHEW
Lucky Number: 7? it’s always been 7
What I’m Wearing: my pajamas aka a ratty light blue avengers shirt from walmart with holes and weird stains and pajama shorts with lil stars and moons from walmart as well lmaooo
Dream Trip: PUMPKIN SOUP WORLD TOUR
Instruments: flute and piano...i am a Lady
Languages: english and spanish because i’m basic and unoriginal
Favourite Song/s: of all time?? BABA YETU!!!!!!!!!!
Random Fact: wild how some of y’all don’t know that i have a twin sister. we ain’t look alike pero u came out from the same mom so
Aesthetic: exposed brick, warm tones, neon lighting, pink sunsets, matte, possums
6) “find the word tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (gosh it’s just u nd me and these tag games huh!!)
rules are you are given a set of words to search them in your wips. my set of challenge words are:  tear(s), snow, sun, laugh
omg...i couldn’t....find any of those words in any of my wips asjkdsajkldsa WHEW this was quite....uneventful lmao sorry to disappoint :(( however, i did find some with the word “laughter”...does that count?
start from the beginning (connor x reader)
Hank can’t contain his laughter as he wraps his arms across his chest and shakes his graying hair. He knows that when Connor whips out his formal title out, it’s all in a joking, familial matter. “Oh, and you’re gonna use me as well? Shit, kid, might as well take my house while you’re at it.”
untitled bucky x reader
Your laughter sounds like a sweet melody, one he’s heard over and over again yet he never gets tired of hearing it. Bucky watches as you stand up and walk towards him to take the mason jars out of his hands. His eyes look down to observe a golden wedding band around your finger which prompts him to look at his own left hand. Lo and behold, gold.
oh hold up i found “laugh” lmaooo
untitled connor x reader
“Hello? Is anyone home?” He waves his hand over your face to snap you out of your daze. Your reaction makes Connor’s whole body shake as he laughs with his entire being. A shy smile grows as you lick the seam of your lips and giggle softly to yourself. The candles on the cake flicker, the flames creating a hypnotic trance as they dance to and fro.
(if it sounds ooc, there’s a reason for that that you’ll find out IF I EVER PUBLISH IT LMAOO)
WAIT! I FOUND “TEAR(S)”!!
untitled bucky x reader
Tears prickle at the edge of your eyes but you must not show the fear, the exact physiological response they’re anticipating. You slow down your erratic breathing, trying your best to calm your racing heart. Your eyes shift from your boots to the containment they are keeping your Bucky in. He is sound asleep, a false sense of peace and equilibrium. You want to caress his face and to press your body against him once again to remember the feeling you’ve lost years ago.
7) “ writing style alignment tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (u a real one)
most definitely a chaotic planster! defined by:
has an idea for a plot when they start
who writes things down??
has to assemble scenes into a frankendraft
my method is incredibly messy when it comes to writing. usually there is an idea (thanks, nick fury), which is usually triggered by a scene i want to develop. sometimes all i have is a scene but no plot. sometimes i have a concept of a plot with no real direction. AM I VALID??
8) “ playlist shuffling tag” tagged by @the-darklings (*jenna marbles voice* oh hell yeah) and @veanery (oh my gosh this tag is from many MOONS ago)
since my main playlist only has like five songs, i will go into my general playlist where it’s a literal...what even is it...
oriana by roger zarzour
focus by blackcode
superhuman by crystal knives
adios by ricky martin
take me (not your dope remix) by jikay
all you need to know by gryffin
this is love by hardwell
can’t hear a word you’re saying by x-change
kay gayi chull by the kapoor & sons cast
music del corazon by josh groban
9) “about me tag” tagged by @veanery (brooo thank u), @pointedly-foolish (ayy lmaoo suh dude), @deviantramblings (this was a popular game huh), and @wrinkledparchment (miss. lexi said rights!)
name: angel
gender: female
birthday: november 10th
relationship status: single
favorite color: sunflower yellow
top 3 ships: besides my usual self-ships, let’s do some...actual ships. finnrey, thorkyrie, finnpoe
last song: 学園天国 by clc
last movie: *checks letterboxd* spider-man: far from home lmaooo asjkdsjakl
10) “OTP challenge “ tagged by @reyskywclker (thank u for my rights, miss. parker)
besides the ones that i said in the previous tag, here’s ten more
john/abigail
han/leia
rey/jessika
sam/bucky
thor/bruce
carol/maria
t’challa/nakia
connor/north
peter/mj (mcu)
fuck i literally don’t ship a lot omg i am running on FUMES uhhhh....tiana/prince naveen
11) “about me” tagged by @reyskywclker (this is literally from earlier this year eye...)
Q1. Relationship status?
single and printing out boyfriend applications as we speak
Q2. Favourite colour?
right now it’s yellow :) it definitely fluctuates with what’s going tf on with my life. real life mood ring
Q3. Top 3 ships?
i’m going self-ships because it’s MY sleepover!! loki/me but two more times
Q4. Lipstick or chapstick?
MATTE LIQUID LIPSTICK IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOOOO
Q5. Last song I listened to?
came here for love by sigala
Q6. Last movie I watched?
spidey far from homie
12) “aesthetics tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (mwah!)
honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or iced tea //strawberries or raspberries // winter or summer // beaches or forests // diners or cafés //unicorns or dragons // gemstones or crystals // hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or happy hour // sweet or sour // rome or amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen // sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macaroon or croissants // glitter or matte //degas or seurat // aquariums or planetariums // road trip or camping trip //colouring books or water colour // fairy lights or candles
13) “about tag” tagged by @obsiidio (o hy mgosdhashdja HELLLLOOO!!)
name: angel, formally known as anjelica age: 24 lmaooo favourite colour: yellow!! when you made this account: may 26, 2010 at 8:40:44 PM follower count: 1,861?? i think? superpower: night owl favourite drink: ICE COLD WATER, BABEYY! a song(s) you love right now: devil inside me by kshmr dream career: for now....doing something fun while getting paid dream vacation: tokyo and seoul aka just the pumpkin soup world tour hogwarts house: hufflemfpuff fuck jk rowlings for sorting me into gryffindor favourite character this week: DR. JOHNNY WILCOX!!!! HELL YEAH!! christmas or halloween: halloweem
and THAT’S THAT ON THAT! whew, that was...a lot of energy. this took me two days to finish. for those who have not been tagged in these challenges, feel free to tag me in any of these :) you do NOT have to do each and everyone of them ajskdjsal 
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wonhostan · 5 years
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okay but same ! exo and ateez are two of the groups i'd really like to see if they end up coming anywhere near me and i'd also like to see monsta x again and hopefully get tickets with hi touch bc they were actually the only group i saw this year that i didn't get to do hi touch with. fall is also my favorite season ! along with spring. my monsta x bias is minhyuk !!
hi!!! thats so cool!!! ive never done hitouch :( i love mr minhyuk king of being loving and supporting towards his members and hateful and unsupportive towards cucumbers,,, here r my pets
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this is georgie she’s 5 months old and today she went to the vet bc she has a tooth problem n they r gonna have to extract the tooth :( she is so small and lovely and happy
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this his hank he’s 7 he’s my emotional support system and he snuggles with me and he is soft and i love him more than anything
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this is mezmer he’s the most btfl horse in the world and id die for his drama queen ass
my day today was rlly good! i barely slept last night which was sucky but today i drove to where i used to go to college and ate lunch w one of my friends and then went on a really long hike and ate dinner with another friend! how was ur day? what tv shows do you like to watch? what other kgroups do u stan?
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neopixiesims · 7 years
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Thanks for the messages lovelies! Replies are below! 
1. Haha he is and he is only like 2 years old! Imagine when he hits those teen years and he becomes a drama king’s king. 
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2. Hi nonny. It doesn’t work for me either lol. I just sharpened the picture a bit and it just looks like he’s not affected. 
3. Oh yes, because he totally stole Hank’s hairstyle! @virgo-simmer
4. Ahh thankfully the Sims 4 works way better than previous versions considering the time period. It’s so nice not to deal with lag but considering how well they’ve handled the game in terms of addressing lag, hopefully your potato won’t fry. @secretgeeked
5. He is but then he’s also non-goals with his crazy though XD @simmerbaeholly
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fathersonholygore · 7 years
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AMC’s Breaking Bad Season 3, Episode 7: “One Minute” Directed by Michelle MacLaren Written by Thomas Schnauz
* For a review of the previous episode, “Sunset” – click here * For a review of the next episode, “I See You” – click here We get a flashback of the Salamanca brothers as boys, their Uncle Hector (Mark Margolis) sitting in a lawn chair outside while they play. He talks on the phone, definitely about Gustavo Fring (Giancarlo Esposito). When the boys get into a fight over a toy, uncle decides to teach them a lesson. When one of them grabs a beer from the cooler for him he holds his head under the water. Teaching a lesson on death, life, all the important things, before one brother saves the other. And now, they’re nasty psychopaths, headed directly for DEA Agent Hank Schrader (Dean Norris), inadvertently due to Walter White (Bryan Cranston). Ah, the random, absurd chaos of the world. Hector: “Family is all” Jesse (Aaron Paul) heads home after all the shit he and his old partner have been through. Not long after Hank shows up, angry beyond belief. He beats the young man within an inch of his life for the call made about Marie (Betsy Brandt); yet another inadvertent casualty of Walt’s criminal life. Instantly realising what he’s done Hank stops, knowing this could cost him his job. An ambulance is called and his career’s now on the line. Between this an El Paso, his boss George Merkert (Michael Shamus Wiles) isn’t sure what is going on anymore. But Saul Goodman (Bob Odenkirk) paints a great picture: “Best thing for you.” He tells Jesse that he’s home free now, after this beating. At the hospital, Walt sneaks in to see his former partner, who isn’t particularly thrilled to see the Paul to his Ringo, as their lawyer puts it. Walt isn’t King Midas, nor is he King Midas in reverse. He’s King Shit; everything he touches turns to absolute diarrhoea. Then there’s Jesse, keeping his eye on the prize: ruining Hank’s life. And cooking meth again. If anything goes wrong? He gives up Walt, even if the older of the two thinks he won’t go that far. Hank is taken through the legal process, giving his statement to Merkert and other law enforcement. He explains the call about Marie, his bad judgement in going to Pinkman’s place. Furthermore, there are charges being pressed and Jesse looks squeaky clean, no drugs in his piss, not even taking pain meds at the hospital. Looking worse for ole Agent Schrader. When Marie comes to meet her husband he lets out a quick, rare fleet of tears. Just long enough for the elevator ride.
When Walt sees Skyler (Anna Gunn) again she asks if there’s anything he can do for Hank. She doesn’t realise how touchy the whole thing is, nor does she know the extent to which Walt is involved, either. How deep his finger is pressed on the pulse of it all. If the guy didn’t have cancer before this whole thing would give it to him. At work things are well. Gale Boetticher (David Costabile) has coffee ready, he’s dressed professionally and has everything prepared for the cook. He isn’t so used to the help. Yet something about it pisses him off. On the road the Salamancas meet a man with wares to sell. He has bullets, guns, bulletproof vests, explosives. They want vests, but need to test them. So they put a bullet in the seller who’s wearing one. Oh yeah – they work! The boys are gearing up for something nasty. Walt nitpicks the temperature settings Gale used on their latest batch. He claims a different reading than what Gale wrote down. He acts very sour, shutting down production to start over. What is it bugging him so bad? Is there a purpose to the way he’s acting? Might be. And today, Hank must face the music. His wife would rather him lie. He can’t do that, though. He made a mistake, and as an honourable man he’s got to own up to that. No matter how much it hurts. He admits that since the shootout with Tuco, he’s changed, and may be finished with law enforcement. Hank: “It wasn‘t one mistake. I‘ve been unravelling, y‘know?” So now we know, Walt feels Gale isn’t working out. He wants to bring Jesse into the fold. Ahh, it makes sense! Bring him in on the operation, pay him, he keeps quiet on Hank’s assault. Walt argues for him best he can, that they have a “shorthand” way of working. He pleads with Gus without seeming TOO desperate. For the time being his request is granted. We’ll see how the whole thing works out. Isn’t always so easy. He presents it to Jesse, 50/50 split on the cash. Except the young man’s finished with Walt. He’s lost everything in his life that’s good, because of their relationship. After all this he’s discovered that Mr. White only cares about himself. As always, using a slithery way of speaking, the former chemistry teacher convinces him to come back to work. Jesse: “I‘ve never been more alone, I have nothing, no one.” With all the information at hand, Hank’s statement official statement given at full risk of the consequences, the DEA suspends Agent Schrader; no pay. He hands over his gun, then prepares to go on a forced vacation, of sorts. He heads down to the parking lot with one good bit of news: no charges being laid from Pinkman. One bit of hope. On the way to his car he receives a call. Someone tells him there are men coming to kill him in one minute. He looks around, knowing he’s without a gun. In the distance come the Salamancas. They fire on him. He squashes one between his trunk and another vehicle. The other fires again, he takes a bullet in the lower back. With one of their guns in hand, Hank hides from the other brother still able to walk. Hank takes another two bullets. Instead of shooting him, the remaining Salamanca goes for his axe. Hank manages to chamber one last bullet and blows the back out of the guy’s skull, before passing out from blood loss. CHRIST! One of the more intense episodes of the whole series. Can’t wait to review the next one titled “I See You” and there’s so much about to happen, between the fallout of this latest event with Hank and Gus Fring + Walter’s relationship changing fast. Breaking Bad – Season 3, Episode 7: “One Minute” AMC's Breaking Bad Season 3, Episode 7: "One Minute" Directed by Michelle MacLaren…
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