#and she definitely is a bad top

[puppysdog]

yes marcille is cis but she still has a dick because shes an elf girl

#.txt #and she definitely is a bad top #no pace #her hair keeps getting in yoyr face and mouth #she finally starts hitting somehwere good but the second you say that it feels good she moves too much #she slides out all the time without realizing #cums like quarter teaspoons

[rawliverandgoronspice]

sssstop!!!!!! assuming ganondorf is a rapist random youtube videos I'm literally eating my own fingers and swallowing the bones whole like one of those weird birds aaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

#thoughts #ganondorf #cw rape mention #he NEVER showed interest in women in that way #to assume it's canon is so!!! aaaaaa!!!! #the gerudos would fucking destroy him if he was!!!!!!! #the gerudos by and large respect him until he fucks around and pulls a little invasion moment on everybody!!! #and if they don't it's because of a political divergence regarding how he sees hyrule!!!! #it's NEVER implied he takes advantage of them in that way!!! #(unless you assume a number of underlying orientalist tropes due to the way they look which --we talked about this enough in here) #there was a time where he was but a wee boy growing up among them #and unless they taught him it was something that was ok for him to do --why would he EVER even think of doing that??? #even nabooru's situation (which was mentioned) is mostly focused on making her a top soldier to maintain order within his ranks #the notion that he would take advantage of her is??? he's not even around when she's brainwashed????? #she's literally encased in a hugeass armor!!! #and it's his moms doing the back-end work of keeping the gerudos in line while he's handling stuff in Hyrule?? #nothing motivates me to keep working on Thralls more than Casual Ganondorf Slander u_u #like he did enough bad stuff as it is!!! can't we focus on the stuff he definitively did do instead of being weird???

[uniquezombiedestiny]

Merry's right. She has no right to be trusted after that.

@anomaly-beans

#this is (ofc) merry from anomaly-beans! #art #friendcorp #im so fucking normal guys. you can trust me #loved doing this one. it has so much fucking swag. one of my favorite pieces (definitely in the top 5) #this is merry but this piece is also about bellas perception of merry #how she broke their trust and her fears of being a bad person #i was like “i dont have many quotes for this one huh” then i found like at least 5 more for the bg and caption. <3 #i can source any of them if anyone wants! #though theyre pretty readable here i think. i also focused on getting specific words/phrases to be readable :3

[catboyfurina]

Idk what precisely to call it since honorifics aren't Pronouns but vertin using she/her while routinely being addressed as Lord, sir, etc is soooooooo 🥰 it's like mixed pronouns but not.

#beeep #i love reverse 1999 #like shes not a he him lesbian but like yknow !!! #theres not a quick and easy shortcut for it but shes definitely sapphic and im leaning more lesbian hc than bi tbh !!!! #(which btw bi women can also be gnc and use he him in a wlw way) #(i just think vertin lesbian) #(but i KNOW shes sapphic) #AND HOW SHES USUALLY a my lord SPECIFICALLY when addressed by the girl so down bad for her???? gay as fuck #<- this isnt spoilers bc all the women wont her #well okay thats not precisely true. but a great deal of them do #anyway. i just hope that it isnt a translation error bc goes crazy ahhhh #shes a gentleman..... #and also i think vertin needs to meet a guy who isnt evil bc (possibly nb) lesbian and trans guy bestie duo is one of my favorite tropes #but so far she only interacts with evil people and or girls that wont her 😔😔😔 #which is so valid but also 😔😔😔 vertin u need platonic friends too. friends that arent desperately hoping you will push them out of danger #and land on top of them and gaze into their eyes #(or just hoping to make out) #(there are both types of wonts her in this game) #(along with a secret third kind) #anyway #rhvjvdjgdjvbjdbkrbkdjb vertin #i have to. be a person. i have to be a person but instead my brain is just full of WOW GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway vertin has like. fancy oldtimey gentleman gnc going on #not so gnc by modern standards that it would make Certain People mad but enough that it is making Me very happy #and i just !!!!! cannot get over how genius it is to combine sheher pronouns with traditionally masculine terms of address!!!!!!! #shes so gender. not my gender but she has so much gender #i love vertin and i love regulus and i love druvis and i love the fool and i love tooth fairy who isnt out yet but i saw her in that one vid #eo #i was expecting to play this so casually like stick it on my phone and then i can do it while waiting for class when im there a few minutes #early but i do Not feel casual about this at all!!!!!!!!!!!! <- i think i got hyperfixated lads

[everykonan]

ch. 436

#konan #and nagato #man i.....just have to post the entire panel #because it gets me in a way you can't understand #this is the first time we see nagato as an adult and he is looking Bad. like real bad #look at him. the exposed ribs. the cheekbones. the thin frail arms #but of course look at the Fucking machine #i love that design man it rocks. it's sturdy and menacing and it is DEFINITELY a walker given the way it has leg-like things on the sides #and i also love the chakra receptors on his back. like it gives him some kind of unholy halo or wings do you get me. #nagato is to me the perfect image of the “man who became god” phenomenon #and now on to konan which is the cherry on top of this pic #it's the way she's touching the side of the machine in an affectionate way. konan loves nagato. she loves him a lot. he is her only friend. #and he is the only reason why she even bother staying in akatsuki!! i have no doubt that she is some kind of caregiver to him #given his frail health and that is personally a very important thing to me the mod. #there is so much love behind that simple gesture. this is one of my favorite panels Ever. #there is a sentence that more or less goes like “god is your best friend” #konan doesn't sees nagato as a god like the ame citizens do. she sees her friend. #ok im done

[darlingcloudie-9]

this is my…… alter ego- ANITA MAXWYNN. ANITA MAXWYNN

#my art #My oc #Original character #oc drawing #uuuhhhh gaslight gatekeep girlboss #So sorry about the caption btw………… its past my curfew and im in a silly goofy mood :[ #So meet Darling!! My one of a kind mayhaps mascot of this tumblr blog!!!! Yippee!!!! #Dont let her soft and unalarming smile fool you; this girl is really a menace to the society!! #Funfact; Darling has a younger twin brother!! You’d never know though cause they don’t look too alike from eachother. #But they are still twins!! And he works in Retail!!! #Imagine this younger twin brother also has a cute petname as a name…………… like Honey or something #Or Sunshine. Or Angel!!!! #Ah. Decisions. Decisions #Darling is definitely the evil twin……… she would also lowkey walk with her brother whilst carrying a dozen wooden logs on her back and goin #“Maybe the A in Angel stands for-“ #“Amazing? Admirable? Awesome?? :]” #“…. No. Abomination.” #“…… Oh. You mean like that one giant snowman from that one Bubbleguppies episode?” #”… YOU STILL REMEMBER BUBBLEGUPPIES?!?!? AND THAT SNOWMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!” #And then they go on to discuss Bubbleguppies lore and how they miss it 💔 #Ah. But kidding kidding!! That’s if i choose Angel as the younger twin brother’s name <3 #Im sorry for the bad Demon Slayer/Kimetsu No Yaiba reference with the Tokito Twins also #But yeah!!! That’s my oc Darling!!!! #i hope you like her :]] #I think she’d have a Mareep if she were in Pokémon #Just a thought <3 #My sister called her a discount Yor from Spy X Family and omg #how could she say this and be totally right wtf :crying: #Anyways yeah!!!! Darling slays and joins the battle :heart: !!!! #Also no you aren’t going crazy the flower in the top left corner is one of the ibis x paint decals on that one picture icon thingy erremmm

[titsthedamnseason]

my roommate cut my hair for me tonight and at first i was (secretly) sad because it is wayyyyy too short but then i realized. i literally just got the 1989 chop. like this was all meant to happen this way

#nooo bc like 😭 it is NOT her fault. it is entirely my fault #i have curly hair (maybe i should start straightening it just to fully live out the aesthetic lmao) and i made the rookie mistake of showing #her where i wanted it to fall when it was DRY #and on top of that obviously when it comes to hair cutting everyone is always doing too much #but my friend is soooo cautious and gets anxious about these things so i honestly thought she wouldn’t do enough #and would kind of ask me while doing it in increments #like last time when i had my roommate cut my hair i couldn’t even tell that she did ANYTHING #but anyway yeah she definitely went shorter than where i pointed which already was faulty in the first place because i forgot how much it #would curl up #i mean i’m actually happy because it’s been frustrating me how absolutely tangled it’s been getting so that’s a relief #but i’m mostly sad because it’s about to be halloween #and i wanted my dead ends GONE for halloween because i am being barbie. who has notoriously perfect hair! #and they definitely are but i also lost all my length #like i’m trying to tell myself it’ll grow back soon but the last time my hair was this short was maybe like two years ago #and i’ve missed my long hair so bad it was finally starting to come back #but now it’s gone again and i have to start all over ☹️ and my barbie hairstyle options are severely limited #i will probably do braided pigtails #mine

[ghostwithaheartbeat]

Lord don’t let this be the day my egg is cracked

#i mean. it sort of already is #but still #having a crisis about my gender identity in the shower 🥰🥳🥳 #from Jaime #Taylor’s MIA which is probably why I’m feeling it so intensely today #*sigh* #trans #nb #intersex #it’s hard to explain and maybe it doesn’t even matter and I’m just overthinking it #maybe I’m just blendy rn or it’s all in my head. #but basically… #our parents wanted a girl So Bad. and I won’t necessarily say they didn’t get one. they certainly got Something #a girl-thing. I’m definitely not a man #but I’m not a woman either. I’m a she exactly like how the ocean and the moon and dogs are #but if I were a ruler I’d be a King. not a Queen. and I’m definitely a Mx. and not a Ms./Mrs. #I’m not a he. they is okay but it doesn’t quite fit. same with she I guess. #don’t even get me started on body stuff. I’d like top surgery but I’m scared. #I know I don’t want bottom surgery though #i think for now I’m most comfortable as an ‘it’. #A girlthing. emphasis on thing. 💙 #it’s been almost a year to the day since my hair started growing thicker and my period stopped unexplainably (it’s been a few years now— #…since it started doing that technically) #but honestly? I’m vibing with it! #should probably still see a doctor though

[shmothman]

once again i say. I am angry. I need to look at pictures of my boyfriend and maybe then I won’t be so angry.

#too many goddamn people on this campus and none of them are masking #and the yoga instructor for the classes at the gym just. lowkey kinda sucks #I mean she’s very nice. but she doesn’t know shit about yoga she just works at the university in hr or some shit #and I don’t have any focus or motivation #and a million other things #and not to COMPLETELY overshare on tingle dot hell but on top of my therapist’s ‘yeahhh that definitely sounds like you have ptsd.’ #I’m just having a bad time #most of today was fine. I’m only thinking it’s bad bc it’s bad Right Now and I acknowledge that #but. ugh. #whatever #delete later

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

When you don’t like a book that much, but not enough to abandon, or skim through it, because it’s still mildly interesting; so you binge-read chapter after chapter so you can finish it as quickly as possible without sacrificing your comprehension. But as you’re doing this, the plot thickens, and you actually start enjoying yourself.

#The Rebuilt Man (AKA: the book I should have been able to finish a month ago because of how tiny it is sksjsjsksksn) #The plot has really picked up ngl #I hate that Beechcroft has to randomly mention everyone’s weight at all times like a fucking maniac (even when it’s completely unnecessary) #and if the character is anything larger than rail-thin; he does so in a disparaging way #Just ick… please seek help for your body image issues and don’t project them onto literally every character in your book #There have also been a couple of “breasted boobily” moments; but they’re not that bad… kinda funny #Like consistently mentioning the sweat breaking out BETWEEN and ON TOP OF Lori’s breasts… I mean… underboob sweat is a thing #but between and on top of the breasts of someone described as “willowy?” (read: not much chest tissue) I don’t think so #or maybe I don’t sweat as much as a normal person and my view is skewed idk… still seems like bullshit to me #And in a couple of instances it’s stress sweat; which would be under the armpits… but she’s too pretty to be gross #(SARCASM) #Prettykin’s parts are entertaining to read (he’s a hitman) #The whump of the MC is pretty good and lasts throughout in short bursts #It also gets… spicy #There is definitely some fan service ssjdnsnsnsjsnsn

[sorrellegiance]

worn the fuck out why did my grandparents have so many children and then why did all their children have so many children

#played THREE rounds of foosball (first to nine points each) with the eight year old and then he wanted to play animals upon animals which is #a very delightful animal stacking die rolling game and i could've played a lot more of that only then the ten year old came along and wante #to start a game of monopoly and i did some theatrics about how LONG and BORING monopoly was and i'd rather play the spinning fish game with #the four year old but then they wheedled me a bit and i said fine but i would be setting a timer for thirty minutes on my phone and then i #would be fishing but then it was thirty minutes and i said fine ten more minutes because i'd just bought boardwalk and was flush with hope #but then had some spectacularly bad rolls and had to start mortgaging everything and somewhere in all that i forgot to stick to the timer #and then i was mortgaged to the hilt and hungry (two aunts got stuck on the bridge coming and dinner was pushed back and back) until finall #i landed on a property with a hotel and then another with FOUR houses on it and that was it for my career as a landlord #after dinner i sat down at the keyboard and banged out some tunes with the four year old (her full force with her palms and me rattling up #and down the top octave with two pointer fingers which i think will be quite bruised tomorrow) and it turned into freeze when she abruptly #switches the keyboard off and runs a lap around the grand piano and continue banging when she gets back on the bench and then after that sh #started chasing me around the big living room sectional and there was a lot of slipping skidding around corners in my socks which was FUN A #HECK and then i let her roll me around on the nice thick rug and then she chased me some more around everyone eating cake (mango mousse and #a green tea three layer with red bean cream SO GOOD) and then my mom sighed a lot about how stinky i was in the car #there aren't even that many children!! two of them had just turned thirteen! teenagers!! but there was just so much children for so few #children (six of em) sheesh!! okay yeah definitely time to shower now sor #a happy thing #sor.txt

[unityrain24]

why... why am i just not good enough anymore? For the past few years, none of my art has won. For the past few years, I haven't had any friends. For the past few years, no one will actually give me an actual official diagnosis on a mental/physical problems. Is every facet of me not good enough? Am i just not good enough?

#unityrain.txt #i just... i don't understand #all the art i've submitted to things that didn't win... they weren't even bad things! i was really proud of them! #but i didnt win the art festival. i didn't win the nengajō competition (either level). i didn't even get in the top three of the jotun loki #design contest、which only had lil 14 submissions. #given my streak i highly doubt i'll win the sonatina composition contest i entered either #with friends、i have none. #i used to have someone i was really really close with、but they left. And even though i've tried desperatly to make other friends、 #no one seems interested #i do have some friendly acquaintances #but they don't seem to want anything more than that #i don't even fit in with my own family either #i'm very very lonely #with diagnosis、 #my therapist (when i had one) said i definitely had anxiety depression and ocd、but that she couldn't actually diagnose me #also the general doctor i went to seemed to accept it and even offered medication that they don't usually give ppl my age #but if you actually look in my medical record it says nothing #and then i've had awful menstrual problems、and thought i probably had endometriosis、but when i went to the gynocologist #they said it wasn't that、but they didn't really seem to want to give me an actual specific diagnosis of whatever else it was either #they just said it was bad dysmenorrhea (medical term for cramps)、gave me a medication prescription、and then didn't put any diagnosis on my #record. #i just... why #vent #tw vent #vent in tags

[giggly-squiggily]

may I politely request some headcanons for Ibuki from Danganronpa? also can i just say i am in love with your writing style- /p

You are too sweet anon! But of course! :D Headcanons for the rockstar herself!

- She's a impish Ler- absolutely loves to start tickle fights whenever she can and with whomever's down. Loves to run up to others and cause absolute mayhem whenever she can.

- Her worst spot is her back; everything from the base of her neck to the top of her hips is stupidly ticklish. Even ghost tickles there will make her spaz out, twisting around and chopping hands. (Akane once thought she was challenging her to Karate- it didn’t end well.)

- Loves to baby talk and tease her lees! “Oh, is someone a wittle ticklish here? Hm? What a cute wittle ticklish baby you are awww!” If she’s not babytalking them, she’s laughing along with them, headbanging to their laughter and pretending she’s at a heavy metal concert. “Yeah, let me hear that scream! Come on- show me how hard you rock!”

- Her own laugh is like her music- chaotic and loud and borderline witchy. It’s really endearing to listen to unlike her music I’m so sorry and never fails to get even the grumpiest of their friends to smile.

- Lee or ler, she’s very cuddly. If you’re comfortable with it, she’ll pull you into her lap and pet your hair while you catch your breath, musing about what song she’s gonna write based off your laugh or smile. If she’s the one who was the lee, she’ll climb on you like a cat and get comfy. Prepare not to move for awhile when she does this.

I hope these were good!

#danganronpa #sdr2 #ibuki mioda #tickle #tickle headcanons #headcanons #I love her ahhh #She's a queen #I'm sorry for roasting her music it's honestly not that bad #I love the titles she has for her songs lols #Like my third favorite character of the cast #First is Gundham #second is Hajime #but definitely top 3

[leefi]

itchy tooth all day. constant runny nose & cough continuing on 5 days after I recovered from my cold. ears feeling plugged/high-pressure and popping (then getting replugged again) over the past week. haven’t heard things around me properly in days. I’m about to bite into someone

#literally have to keep tissues on hand constantly because my nose is like a dripping faucet ugh this is awfullll #the itchy tooth is definitely the worst though I hope it’s temporary and I don’t need a root canal #I stay so on top of brushing/flossing/dentists visits but 3 weeks ago I was eating dinner #and my bite suddenly felt REALY weird. like one of my lower teeth was way too high up #the next morning I bite into a croissant and feel something hard in my mouth and 🥰 the back wall of one of my premolars just. fell off. #had to wait a week to see the dentist bc she was closed for the holidays #looks at the tooth #ur mouth is so healthy no plaque no enamel at all but you had a huge filling done there probably like a decade ago #and bc you grind ur teeth in your sleep it just. fractured under the stress #me: oh. that was possible #dentist; yeah girl 😔 #anyway I got the filling done on Monday and got fitted for a night guard too 😭👍 and an ortho referral. but now it’s ITCHY #it was fine the first two days and now it’s bothering me. I’ve felt a dying nerve before and it isn’t this so I’m hoping it’s just #irritation/body going 🚨 over what it thinks is a foreign body (because they basically redid the whole filling) #but ugfhhhh if I need a root canal…. #it’s one of those buildups of so many annoyances that if ONE more thing slightly annoys me I might start crying LOL #I know none of this is really that bad but it’s adding up LMAO #YES ENAMEL I MEANT NO PLAQUE*** AM TIRED LSJSJSJS

[ladyintree]

TOP 6 TRUE AND ACCURATE

#gets a lil iffy after that :/ #why is a blank space above travis fdskafjals i definitely chose him a few times. i think. travis i dont hate you like tai does im sorry #crystal was dealt a bad hand she kept going up against all my faves im sorry girl #i guess number 1 and 2 decided for me... :/ tai taking her top 2 spots as she should #also ak/ilah not being on this sorter at all? fake. she'd be at the top #why is adult shauna so low she doesnt deserve that. my best friend

[rosecrowned]

margaery when she heard renly and loras were scheming to get her to court so robert would become infatuated with her and replace cersei with her

#♡ about. ⊱ ❝ 𝘌𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴. ❞ #I think this is like . . . the one scheme of theirs that she wasn't really a willing participant in lmao #like I'm sorry boys but that was SUCH a fucking stupid play to try to make. and not one I see marg attempting on her own volition. #it would have done a lot to give renly and loras more sway but would have done jack shit for marg personally and she would recognize that #the sad thing is I don't think she would have refused to do it altogether but it definitely wasn't the same prospect to her #as trying to marry joffrey or tommen #like yes marg wanted power she wanted to be THE queen but it's just Different under those circumstances #unsettling implications aside #with joffrey or tommen she felt she could have power over them at the very least #which is what put her into competition with cersei bc cersei wanted to keep that control over her sons #robert was much older and already married and she wouldn't have any power over him. cersei didn't and she's cersei fucking lannister. #and plus being seen as a 'mistress' first would have been bad for her reputation and we know how important her reputation is to her #and on top of all of that what is the fucking point??? if robert was almost guaranteed to die when she's still young???? #then she'd just have to marry joffrey anyway if she had any hope to remain queen #but that would be almost impossible given the circumstances of her being previously married to his 'father' #also the irony of them planning this because they think she looks like lyanna and that will be enough to entice robert isn't lost on me #if they succeeded they would have just been damning her to the same fate lyanna had tried to run from #anyway the whole situation is just Nasty and I am shaking renly and loras by their well-conditioned hair #it's scary its gross it's ironic and sad