#anti kurtbastian

[endiness]

not to be a seblaine shipper about this but i have to laugh.gif at grant clearly lying but still being like "let's just say, yeah, that's what they had planned" re: the conspiracy theory that sebastian was originally supposed to be blaine's love interest in s6 and then meanwhile he's outright like "no, that never happened" re: the k///////// duet conspiracy theory.

#seblaine #sebastian smythe #blaine anderson #glee #anti kurtbastian #grant gustin #!txt: glee

[angelhummel]

klaine, kadam, kurtbastian, kurtofsky for the ship grid ask game :0

one in every quadrant we did it boys!!!

Klaine goes without saying. So I won't

Kadam.................... I feel like I'm too harsh on Adam and how dull he is alskjfdslkfjdl like he's Nice and Good and that's all I can say. I'm glad Kurt had a chill little relationship in s4 but I'm just not excited for them lol

Kurtbastian doesn't NOT compel me but it's like. In an au he's Kurt's toxic ex that shows up once or twice for drama lol and that's it. People took Grant saying he played Sebastian as flirting with Kurt and ran with it and I'm over here like well Kurt still fucking hates him asjlfksdjkflds

Kurtofsky I've softened up on a lot. It wouldn't make much sense in canon but like. It could be less plausible??? Idk. It's also more of an au situation for me but I also do think thoughts about them so there's that

send me a ship!

#glee #kurt hummel #klaine #kurtofsky #kadam #anti kurtbastian #compels me ship game #asks #my thoughts #porcelainvino #klaine is red hot #kadam is cowardly yellow aklsjfsdlk #kurtbastian is sickly green #and kurtofsky is chill blue #also this post was hidden in my inbox bc i have kurtbastian filtered laksjflsk

[porcelainvino]

my puckurt is what society thinks kurtbastian is, the only difference is my puckurt actually slays

#i was about to say that the only difference is that one of them has white supremacy vibes and the other doesn’t and then i remembered that #puck is white…….. i made poc puck up in my head.. so……… #ik like.. 90% of the glee fandom is white but i hope you guys understand what i mean when i say every non-klaine kurt ship has white #supremacy vibes.. do you guys know what i mean…. please.. #we could also talk about how you can rly tell glee was made by a bunch of white cis men but THIS IS ABOUT PUCKURT NOT THEM #better!glee #b!g puck #b!g kurt #anti kurtbastian #kinda 👍 #porcelainposting

[blaintism]

klaine, kurtbastian, kurtofsky, kadam, kelliott for the ship grid (i am asking everyone the same question sorry)

klaine: big fan kurtbastian and kurtofsky: i'm a hater kadam: nothing wrong with it but there's nothing interesting there to me kelliott: i think it's a nice one

#ask #ask game #anti kurtbastian #anti kurtofsky #i guess

[midnightblaine]

its 2024, it’s been around twelve years since i started watching glee and i can still confidently say klaine is the fictional pairing that I care the most in this whole wide world and that I LOATHE sebastian smythe, seblaine and kurtbastian (although at a lesser degree if im being honest) fuck that fictional dude

#sent into the wind 🌬️ #anti seblaine #anti kurtbastian #lol sebastian smythe #lol seblaine #i tag because i am a hater but i have morals

[daltonblaine]

a fellow sebastian hater! i recently came across some kurtbastian shippers on twitter and was astounded at how the hell they would think sebastian would be a better boyfriend than blaine…like yes the guy who is racist, classist, effeminophobic, doesn’t respect boundaries, and literally attempted to assault kurt would be better for him than blaine 🤨 like not to be controversial but i think someone who tried to assault you because he liked your boyfriend might not be a great person to be in a relationship with…

YEAH... i guess i don't Hate hate sebastian (he's a funny plot device to me) but Even With all the offensive stuff aside sebastian shippers make me a little ?? because half of the time it's normal shipping stuff with their Preferred Guy (whether it's kurt or blaine) whatever floats your boat etc etc but the other half of their content seems like absolute vitriolic hatred towards the Third Person in the sebastian/blaine/kurt circle to the point IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO TAKE SERIOUSLY 😭 they're like sebastian would treat kurt with respect and always listen to him ❤️ UNLIKE BLAINE WHO HATES KURT ❌❌ makes me wonder if we watched the same show idk

also shipping sebastian with someone (at least my main impression of it) is almost always mutually inclusive with being a huge anti of either kurt or blaine and it just rubs me the wrong way especially for blaine my heart can't take it i fall over and die every time

#Kidding about the last part #actually not really. meant that with my whole chest #ask #anonymous #anti sebastian smythe #anti kurtbastian

[hopefulobjectmiracle]

hot take but fanon is better when it focuses on canon characteristics and keeps the core of a chaacter’s personality just placed in different situations or expands on little details that were just throwaway lines, not when it fundamentally changes everything about a character to fit a shittty ship 

#found this in my drafts and /damn/ i'm right #even w minor characters it's way moe fun to stick w base characterization and just expand #rathe than making them an OC with he same face as that character #...can you tell this is about kurt/bastian lmao #actually tbh looking back on it i think this applies to damn near all characters lol not just them #anti kurtbastian #evelyn rambles

[burkleswinifred]

Sometimes therapy is blocking s/blaine and k/rtbastian blogs.

#ramblings #glee #anti seblaine #anti kurtbastian #tagging just in case #i just don't trust people that like sebastian but hate blaine or kurt #yeah maybe it's petty but idc #tumblr stop recommending blogs with any kind of positive sebastard content #i have those tags filtered for a reason #multishippers are fine i just don't want the blogs that are vehemently anti blaine or kurt #sorry for venting

[von-frappe]

do you hate s*blaine or k*rtbastian more

they're both definitely ships that exist I can say that, but seblaine is probably bottom 3 ships I've ever encountered.

like it's just a crime against nature to be honest, these are two people with nary a bit chemistry to be seen and they're just so different in a way that absolutely doesn't make sense together.

#anti kurtbastian #anti seblaine

[69-toojay]

I absolutely despise seblaine because of how homophobic it's fanbase is and the fact that in canon it's rooted in malicious unsexy infidelity, and consists of the two of the most despicable characters being even more annoying than they usually are, and one of them isn't even redeemable.

But i always had this hilarious image of one them getting married because their elitist parents approve of them keeping it in the evil rich people community, something something they won't get their inheritance if they marry common folk etc.

It's not pure business, they start out okay, the sex is good or something if sebastian can inhale the hair gel long enough without passing out but then over the years the reality of being married to blaine anderson sinks in and they just kind of emotionally check out and either have an open marriage or just keep cheating on each other, Blaine bc that's just what he does and Sebastian bc a gals gotta cope.

They bring out the absolute worst in each other, the elitism, the cutthroat competitiveness, disregard for people's feelings etc

They tolerate each other but are incredibly snippy and shit to the point where their dinner guests get uncomfortable and stare like 👁️👄👁️

Blaine : Sebastian thinks hes making a difference in the world because he's an environment lawyer

Sebastian: I am, I do. I make a difference you sing showtunes with strained vocals for washed up queers who peaked in highschool.

Their new friend Kurt : 👁️👄👁️

#Anti seblaine #Kurtbastian #Lol blaine Anderson #Sebastian Smythe #Kurt Hummel #Warblers #the warblers

[elledelajoie]

Leading Man

Kurt wakes up the next morning after the double wedding with a pounding headache and a killer hangover. What if Mercedes is in his hotel room instead of Blaine? Complete.

Kurt woke up and looked around. It was dark, but there was enough faint light from the window that he could see just a little. He blinked his blurry eyes a few more times and realized that he was in a hotel room lying in a bed. He reached out and found no one else in the bed with him. His mind was foggy, but he lay still thinking. The last thing he could remember was ...

What was it?

After a few seconds, he remembered toasting his marriage with Mercedes. He rolled over and slipped the covers back, then headed toward the bathroom.

When he came back out, he shielded his eyes from the bright light in the room. He found Mercedes sitting on the other bed in the room.

“Mercedes? What’s going on?” Kurt made his way back to the bed. “Can we talk about it in the dark? My head is pounding.”

“Sure. Take these first.” She handed him a bottle of water and some pain relievers. After he took them, she turned off the lamp that was on the nightstand between their beds and got back in the other bed. “Drinking so much tends to give people nasty hangovers.”

“I’ll keep that in mind,” he deadpanned. “The last thing I remember is you and I were toasting my marriage to Blaine. Why am I in a hotel room with you and not with him?”

“Well, mainly because I wanted a chance to talk to you sober before you had a chance to do anything permanent like actually marry Blaine.”

“We already got married.”

“Not legally. Your dad may be authorized by the state of Indiana to perform weddings, but you and Blaine didn’t have a marriage license, so all the two of you did was repeat words in a ceremony. Without the marriage license, you’re not officially married. The two of you will have to head to a courthouse Monday—tomorrow morning and get a marriage license and then get officially married again, either by someone at the courthouse or someone else officially authorized to perform the ceremony.”

“Oh, right. I mean I knew that. God, my head is killing me. I hope those pills do something soon. So, you still didn’t tell me what you want to talk to me about.”

Read on AO3.

#kurt hummel #glee fic #anti klaine #slow burn #kurtbastian

[endiness]

3.08 "Hold On to Sixteen" GLEE (2009–2015)

#gleeedit #sebastiansmytheedit #sebastian smythe #seblaine #glee #anti klaine #anti kurt hummel #anti kurtbastian #!gif #i am sebastian sebastian is me

[angelhummel]

Wait - people actually like Kurt and Ratbastian had more chemistry than Klaine??

(x) I feel like that one sums everything up perfectly. But if you'd like to point and laugh some more...

(x) (x) (x) (x)

Like it's just a show ship what you want i say that literally all the time but also i am pointing and laughing alksfjslkfs i cant help it sorry

#at least im only bitching on my own blog uwu #with anti tags that can easily be blocked #not my problem if any stans see this #glee #asks #anonymous #glee confessions #anti kurtbastian #anti sebastian smythe #its just #its not good man #alsooo #hoping the ask meant to say 'think' lol #otherwise its just sarcastic towards me alskjfklsdfs #and i still replied like this so

[simplysummers]

Just had the stunning realisation that they should’ve ditched Chandler and used Sebastian as the swooning gentlemen in the ‘between the sheets’ scene with Kurt during the Whitney tribute episode-

I’m not saying that he would be as gushy, flamboyant or mooneyed as Chandler was, come on it’s Sebastian at the end of the day, but if he were able to strike up a decent conversation with Kurt about music after the initial hostility, they’d be able to somewhat connect, and it would’ve been ever so dreamy ☺️. Not to mention then it would open up the opportunity for Kurt to see the more human side of Sebastian, and although he’s nothing like Chandler, it would allow Seb to be nicer to Kurt too.

And then when Blaine calls the texting scandal ‘cheating’, his argument would be completely null because oh wait…wasn’t he doing the same thing a few months ago? With the same boy???

Checkmate ✌️

#I’m writing this fanfic- omg- #it’s sparked my motivation #and I’m in a writing slump because of my hip pain #but not anymore! #sebastian smythe #kurt hummel #kurtbastian #glee #anti blaine anderson #lol blaine

[blaintism]

grant gustin sleep with one eye open

#anti kurtbastian #IMPLIED #LMAOOOOOO #text #plus him saying sebastian is not a villain #eye roll. his only purpose in the narrative is to create problems for the main characters #what do you think that is lol

[snixx]

they don't know about my dark past (i was close mutuals with the most passionate finchel and mileven shipper on the goddamn planet for almost as long as i've been on tumblr and longer than i've had this account)

#if it weren't for her id still believe finchel shippers and milevens were a lie like no one can be PASSIONATE about THEM right #okay but honestly i dont give a shit. im from the glee fandom everyone there is besties with people who hate your otps and blorbos #and drag each others ships all the time and ship like kurtbastian or smth #and tag properly (mostly) #i guess that was my tolerance era. id never follow a finchel now #15 year old me: we can have none of the same opinions on fandoms and still be friends! hashtag maturity #me now: yeah but honestly im just here to vibe if 90% of what you post annoys me im not gonna follow you or seek out a friendship lol #(old mutuals im here to stay though however much you spam my dash with things idgaf about) #(i still loved her but we blocked each other 2 months ago because she turned out to be a hardcore zionist she can go to hell if i care now) #anti finchel #anti mileven #anti milkvan #but damn the way she was probably the longest moot id had at that point