#ares slander

[punkeropercyjackson]

The reason Percy hated Ares despite not remembering their relathionship is that it wasn't just personal beef,Percy saw a military man and his punk brain automatically made him need him disrespected and beaten

#percy jackson #perseo jackson #persephone jackson #punk!percy #black percy #latino percy #trans(fem)percy jackson #bigender percy jackson #autistic percy jackson #team parent percy jackson #bi percy jackson #aroace percy jackson #ares slander #pjo gods slander #pjo #hoo #tods #pastel punk tag #perlex #💌 #summerposting

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: I'm from Delos, flirting is part of my heritage. Ares: What does that mean? Hera, walking past: His mother was a slut too.

#lmfaooooooooo leto slander #apollo: >:((((( #apollo #ares #hera #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

[echo-stimmingrose]

Actually fuck you. Ares and Hephaestus are amazing. Also you're just gonna forget Hebe like that?

#I will not stand for Ares or Hephaestus slander #also seriously how did Rick forget about Hebe????? TF? #Yes i know very well that pjo is just a fictional childrens series (i loved greek myths and knew a lot about them before i even knew pjo- #(- Was a thing) But why did we forget about Hebe? #is there some myths where she is not Hera's child? Ive only ever read her as being Hera's daughter. #but to be fair i dont know Hebe as welll as the other myths and deity's #hera #ares #hephaestus #hebe #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #pjo hoo toa #the lost hero

[vulpixhoney]

why does Rick Riordan hate the original myths so bad 💀

the Asphodel stuff?? regret? where is that coming from? you fully just made that shit up? out of his ass fr. the fields of Asphodel are specifically an area of neutrality, where the pretty much all mortals go when they die. it's for anyone who lived a normal life, who isn't a hero or a literal monster. it's specifically a neutral zone for people to exist once they die, it has nothing to do with ~your regrets in life~. it's like, a peaceful field of flowers where all your life's troubles are left behind on the surface.

the closest things to that is the fields of mourning/sorrow, but that's specifically for unrequited romantic love and also not called the fields of Asphodel (and also I'd bet money that rr doesn't know what that is) (and also only in Virgil's The Aeneid and not the Odyssey with the rest of what we know of the underworld)

#the fields of Asphodel are so so personal to me as someone who practices helpol too #like thats such a stupid and nonsensical change #just straight up fibbing for fun #and for what? a half baked poorly writted one off scene?? #like he really just hates the myths huh #this and how he depicts a lot of the gods (namely ares Aphrodite and athena) #snd HERA #GODS #i forgot about that originally he fucking SLANDERS hera #for no reason #hes is such a MAN he cannot write a well wrotted female character for the life of him goodness gracious #and Persephone too!! with how she treats nico #“he would not fucking say that” but its me to about how rr depicits the gods #and mostly the female ones too #he writes all of them terribly but its noticable how he is nice to the “misunderstood men” like Hephaestus and Hades #but then slanders the women #and what he said about Aphrodite when asked where she was in tlo!! “oh she was probably busy doing her makeup hahaha” #ill kill you. like what the fuck?? #this got horribly off topic oops oops #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show

[d4ydream-girl]

if i ignore the shit Athena pulled on Annabeth in ep 4, then the whole talking to an owl constantly thing that Ares said would be lk endearing... like girlie is a fucking nerd (affectionate). TOO BAD SHE SUCKS ASS AT PARENTING.

#pjo spoilers #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #pjo series #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo season 1 #pjo episode 5 #annabeth chase #pjo athena #pjo ares #pjo s1e5 #when Luke said he'd stand by Annabeth always... like me too girlie SHE IS MY CHILD #too bad LUKE SUCKS ASS AT BEING LOYAL #sorry i didn't mean for this to become luke slander

[cynthiav06]

What do you think about Perclarisse?

Perclarisee has been getting a lot of popularity recently. It's not a bad pairing, but i don't think it's best for the both of them given their nature's.

Percy is the child made and matured by war, while Clarisse is the child of war, seeking and living by its principles.

Clarisse probably is the person who most understands what the war has done to Percy and Percy is the person who most understands Clarisse's need for violence and how Ares's hypocrisy affects her so greatly.

They both, despite not seeing eye to eye, mostly have a great respect for each other.

But we come back to the point of healing from their traumas and insecurities. Percy and Clarisse talk in violence and in sparring. They need someone who would keep their pride aside and listen to their problems attentively without calling them out for their misgivings repeatedly.

Moreover Clarisse and Percy have a very distinctly different mindset.

As much as war plagues Percy he is no fan of it. He make not like war but the war likes him and it drives Percy insane.

There will never be a day he will get along with War Gods (but strangely, he is the only one who can say that he understands war more than anyone else) .

If it were upto Percy he would choose to talk his way out of everything because he knows if he fights he will leave nothing but pure destruction in its wake.

Clarisse on the other hand is a child of war. She lives and thrives on it. Violence is her language. She would resort to it each and every time.

She needs someone who makes her want to talk and bask in peace, not someone who keeps feeding into her violence hungry tendencies. (Chris has been perfect in that way. Both he and Silena have shown Clarisse how to manage her endless rage) .

But of course in some strange way if they did become a thing it would be interesting to see how they both change to understand the other and make an effort at changing their ways.

Percy needs to be more upfront about his rage instead of suppressing it while Clarisse needs to put a healthy bind on it and in that way I think they would be the perfect person to teach the other (if they stop to talk and don't just end up throwing hands).

The absolute highlight, however, would be Ares's reaction. Oh, Percy's going to have a blast annoying him. Imagine if Aphrodite and other Olympians join in. (I think Percy would do it just to spite Ares if he could lol aside from the respect he has for Clarisse).

It's a fun pairing, but I think it mostly works as close friends.

#Percy jackson #clarisse la rue #perclarisse #Percy and clarisse #the child of war and the child made by war #ares pjo #percy and ares #percy lives for ares slander #chris pjo #clarisse pjo #chris and Clarisse

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

zhongli x reincarnated gn!reader imagine on my mind today ー

as the oldest of the seven and someone who has had been a deity even before his time as an archon

zhongli has had many titles over the centuries: warrior god, lord of geo, groundbreaker, god of contracts. as the oldest of the seven, it was no surprise. he existed long before the seven even came to be and he remembered much of it. he remembered the battles and the adepti who fought by his side

he remembered the many gods that once roamed the land too. he remembered gentle havria who couldn’t bring herself to harm a fly let alone another individual. he remembers intellectual guizhong who bestowed her followers with knowledge and technical contraptions

and he remembers them. 

amur, god of festivals and mirth and soother of the dead. while many historians in liyue debated over amur and which nation presently housed what would have been their domain had they been alive, all could agree that amur was a kind god respected by their people. a wielder of the power of dendro, knowing all too well the cycle of life and death and desired their people to live their lives to the full extent of their brief lives

“all things return to the earth. mortals, animals, plants and even we the divine. in that, we are all very much equal” was transcribed on their domain. some historians found it disrespectful for even a god to say. what sort of archon would such a lackadaisical god be had they managed to take a seat at the seven? some argued, however, that amur’s words held truth to it, especially after the death of rex lapis

“i would have liked to see what sort of archon amur would have been.” the 77th director of the wangsheng funeral parlor exclaimed one particular day, her red eyes full of intrigue. “they’d have understood my desire to promote my business.”

“from what is known of them,” the corner of zhongli’s lips turned into a small but fond smile. “i believe the two of you would have gotten along. one lesser known story of amur...” he then trailed off, recounting a few tales most anyone could find should they happen to find an old book

but zhongli remembered the god that inspired those tales; playful yet knowing amur. they weren’t the most powerful god, but they were content.

they crafted instruments and taught their followers how use them, created grove after grove of fruit, and when a celebration arose in response to a bountiful harvest, it was no surprise to zhongli that amur would be in disguise dancing with their followers

amur who would call him a “blockhead” like barbatos and welcome him to eat the fruits of their domain in the same breath

amur who would look at their dying blooms with the same proud eyes they created them with because even they fell, their death would lead to new life

“we’re compatible.” amur whispered softly one particular evening zhongli - morax - crafted, cupping morax’s own earth filled ones. the bright green of dendro colored their hands and just like that, the dirt he held filled with sprouts. amur’s warm gaze traveled from their sprout and dirt covered hands to zhongli’s eyes. “geo and dendro need each other for life to thrive. that makes us quite compatible.”

“you confuse yourself for a mortal” he replied after a moment of silence, pulling his hands away gently. “you tell them that we’re equal

“we look quite human to me.” amur replied airly

“we’re not human, we’re better”

“stronger we might be, you old blockhead, but when it comes down to it, we can be as imperfect and as flawed as mortals” amur’s words were gentle, a small smile still on their face.

soon after that conversation, battles to be one of the seven erupted across the continent and many of those familiar faces were lost one by one.

“don’t worry about me, morax.” when was it he approached amur in warning? when the battle was coming toward a bloody close? no, it was after he’d caught word of what happened to havria after her constant retreating from the battle. slain by her own people, a tragic end. 

“why morax,” amur had smirked, eyes twinkling. “are you worried about me? i don’t think even that carefree sylph from mondstadt would do something like that.” amur continued wryly and with the temperament of his younger years, zhongli snapped.

“this isn’t a game, amur. not fighting isn’t an option. the fight will come to you whether you want it to or not.” amur knew this, they had to have known this. amur was many things, stupid wasn’t one of them. “contrary to how you act, i know you’re aware you can’t run forever.” zhongli remembered telling amur bluntly. “you can’t shelter your people forever. 

for the first time since he had known them, amur’s smile had faded. their eyes were dull and they looked tired, weary. “of course i know, i’m no fool, morax.” they’d whispered. it was like the centuries they’d been alive had caught up to them in one moment. “try as i might, it’ll do no good. i’d end up like havria.”

“let me-” zhongli, morax, had began before stopping promptly. let me what? let me protect you? why would i- 

“don’t you worry about me, morax.” amur smiled when he didn’t continue. “i’ll be fine. i’ll move my people somewhere they can be safe and i’ll join the battle. i swear on my people, however, i’ll not make an enemy out of you.”

“... i wasn’t worried you would.”

they looked pleased when he said that. “good. i look forward to being seated at the seven with you.” their smile was strained as the words left their lips, as if even they themselves didn’t believe in their abilities. “many look down on dendro. that rat osial being one of them. i bet he’d be rolling in despair and rage if there was a dendro archon rather than him and his silly pools.”

zhongli couldn’t find it in himself to laugh at your jokes

“i’ll see you again on the other side of this war, i promise.” and against everything in his body screaming to not let you go, he left to continue fighting his own battle

six others rose to celestia to claim the thrones they’d been promised if they came out victorious. amur was not one of them. none other than osial had laid them, and their people, to waste until all that remained was what were few traces of their civilization. 

i made a wrong choice. maybe if he had a better understanding of mortal emotions, he might have been able to better label the affection he felt for them. perhaps he would have stopped you, would have urged you to join your people with liyue

a week after his newly established position as the irrefutable lord of geo, he visited your favorite grove. “you’ll be pleased to know,” he poured a cup of wine amur would never drink. “a dendro archon came to be after all.”

then zhongli meets you and it felt like the world stopped. you were a traveler from fontaine trying your luck with liyue’s branch of the adventurer’s guild. you met ms tao on the way back from a procession and the two of you struck it off before hu tao brought you to see the parlor as a guest.

“i’m (y/n) from petrichor.” you introduced yourself as but zhongli only saw amur. there was nothing but amur in your skin color and and hair to the proudly brandished dendro vision you sported on your hip. “and you must be mr zhongli, i’ve finally seen you. met you!” you then corrected yourself in embarrassment. “i’m sorry, i don’t know why i worded things like that”

it’s wonderful to finally see you too. he thought.

to her you laugh that familiar laugh and to see you smile that familiar smile. even your grimace was familiar as he watched you speak of osial with an unnatural amount of unkempt for a non-native of liyue. “it just rubs me the wrong way. who decides to attack an innocent city just because they’re still angry at the god who sealed them away?” you asked zhongli over dinner. “it’s childish. people can say what they want but this just proves that gods and humans have a lot more in common than they think- oh but don’t tell those historian friends of yours i said that, they’d kill me”

“your secret is safe with me” zhongli vowed seamlessly much to your immediate relief

“you know, we’re pretty compatible mr. zhongli!” you grinned widely after a successful commission you asked him to accompany you on.

“yes, we planned a thorough strategy to dealing with those treasure hoarders.”

you snorted though you looked more amused than exasperated. “not just that.” you gestured back and forth between the gold and bright green visions between you both. “people can say what they want about geo and dendro; rocks and flowers kick ass”

you nudged the man playfully, prepared to ask him nonchalantly if agreed with you only to be taken aback by the warmth in zhongli’s eyes. “one could argue that geo and dendro are the most compatible of elements. with plants, earth can’t host life and without earth, the seeds of those same plants can’t take root to grow. they need each other to thrive.”

“yeah i guess... that’s true.” you stared at zhongli with wide eyes, heart beating a million beats per second. suddenly the distant sight of a hydro slime was more compelling to look at. odd, it’s a bit blurry. you wiped at your eyes with the back of your hand, confused by the tears.

“(y/n)? are you alright?”

“i guess it’s just a bit bright out, that’s all.” you weren’t sure if you were trying to convince him more or yourself. “seriously, i’m alright. it’s just...” you appreciated how zhongli waited for you to find the right words. “i’ve never heard someone talk about... it just feels like i’ve been waiting for those words for a long time.”

i’m just being weird, don’t mind me you wanted to joke.

honestly, i’m kind of the town weirdo back home you wanted nonchalantly sing

large gloved but warm hands held one of your own tightly as golden brown gazed at you intently before you could do either of those things. “i’ll gladly say it to you many more times.”

#look she's writing #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin #zhongli x reader #reincarnation au.... or is it?? #that's the real question #decided god reader's name amur by combining amdusias and murmur #both of whom are dukes in the ars goetia #had to keep it on theme #a wild hu tao is also spotted #osial slander i guess lmao #reader is not the dendro archon #they didn't even get a chance smh #god!reader au

[soccerpunching]

If you think about it, Gouenji is actually the biggest "soccer freak" (soccer nerd ig??) in the series.

He left the national seat (which im betting is his dream), disappointed most of his friends (by ghosting them) and probably even Katsuya who just became ok with him pursuing soccer like 10 yrs ago, spent at least 2 years of his life as a made-up guy who sucks up to the rich creeps ("sponsors") as a disguise and then proceeds as the chairman for youth soccer knowing that his life as an athlete is time-limited. He's 24!! That's like in the time span of his supposed peak performance as a soccer professional and he's where?? Doing what???

#thinking abt blobo again #inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #havent seen ares/orion #hes just autistic #gouenji shuuya #ishido shuuji #you can slander him thats fine he isnt perfect #lore talks abt ie #i understand him and he deserves forgiveness too depending on how he treated his friends

[legendaryevokercupcake]

Reasons I don't like Rick Riordan:

Chiron's characterization. This son of a titan raised so many actual, mythological Greek heroes (Achilles, Patroclus, Odysseus, Heracles, Jason, I could go on) and he did it damn well. He's not just gonna send a bunch of kids into a war with absolutely zero context on it, and he's not just going to abandon them when they leave camp. If you want to write a book about Greek mythology, taking characters from Greek mythology, then maybe you should actually read some Greek mythology.

Nico's existence. Hades is famous for being the one guy who never cheated on his wife. The one person who tried to sleep with him got turned into a mint plant. Nico cannot exist in Greek mythology because Hades would never sleep with Maria.

Athena having kids. Athena is a maiden goddess. She doesn't sleep with men. She thus cannot have biological children. Even if we are going the magic route, she still likely wouldn't even give a man a second (or let's be honest, first) glance.

Ares wouldn't lose. Ares wouldn't lose to an experienced fighter like Heracles or Achilles, he won't lose to some random kid, even if the kid IS a child of Poseidon.

His one Muslim character worships a god who is not Allah. This is against Muslim religion. She is a Valkyrie. This is against Muslim religion. She takes off her hijab in front of men who are not her biological and/or legal family. This is against Muslim religion.

He blocked fans who asked him (politely) to apologize, explain or even acknowledge his wrongdoings.

I could make more of these if people want them. I'm autistic and one of my fixations is Greek mythology (Notably NOT Percy Jackson) so I know a thing or two, and I'm literally part Scandinavian so I can slander Magnus Chase with my whole heart and soul.

If you want a good Norse mythology book, read the Iron Druid series. Leif is an absolute icon and his relationship with Hal is everything you could want in a ship, platonic or romantic. Atticus' dog is adorable and, as much as Atticus himself irritates me sometimes,

#Percy Jackson #Chiron #Percy Jackson slander #Rick Riordan #Callout #Nico di Angelo #Hades #Athena #Annabeth Chase #Ares #Poseidon #Samirah Al Abbas #Magnus Chase #Iron Druid Chronicles #Leif Helgarson #We love that man with our whole hearts and souls #Poor bisexual vampire man #Hal Hauk #Lief fucking murders a god #and lives to tell the tale #I love him so much #Atticus O'Sullivan #I ship Hal and Leif #And yes I know that they shouldn't be shipped #But please #Make the Iron Druid Chronicles a real fandom

[crystaldeclear]

Not going to let the result distract from groundbreaking, revolutionary Captain Saka Era™

#i think this is the first time we've seen it but it was incredible the skies parted and the rain stopped when the armband was handed to him #this is not martin slander he's still my antiwork legendaric capi! #bukayo saka #arsenal fc #t: epl 23-24 #g: che v ars

[punkeropercyjackson]

Would it be out of line if i said the Pjo fandom being obsessed with headcanoning Percy as crushing on men her father's age who're all either manchildren,treat her like shit and/or canonically hated by her or a combo of those is proof that she's a transfem egg and therefore a woman?

#i'd say this is a joke but.it's really not LMFAO percy's marco díaz's level transfem egg and they treat her exactly like they do canon girls #chile anyways stan jercy perleo/valson and percethan #percy jackson #persephone jackson #trans percy jackson #percy jackson defense squad #black percy #latino percy #pastel punk percy jackson #team mom percy jackson #autistic percy jackson #bi percy jackson #demi percy jackson #poseidon pjo #anti luke castellan #antilukercy #apollo slander #ares slander #hades slander #hermes slander #kronos pjo #anti percy x gods #antiproship #pjo #hoo #tods #the anomalies #misogyny cw #age gap cw #summerposting

[ares-ariborn]

reminder: this video is the reason why i got blocked by el matagirl

#supa strikas #shador slander #shador #ares rambles

[echo-stimmingrose]

I love the change that the pjotv show made with how it very heavily implies that Posiedon assisted Percy in him defeating Ares.

I love this for many reasons, one being that it's showing Posiedon helping and caring for Percy which is great.

But mostly I love how they've toned down Percy's power. Now don't get me wrong, I love over powered Percy; but in no way should he have been able to defeat Ares alone at age twelve. (Or at any age for that matter).

It makes so much more sense this way, cause I hate how the books kinda implied that Ares, god of war and strength was weak or dumb when he is not in anyway. However, he wouldn't stand much of a chance against Posiedon with the god at full power which is why this works better.

I know that the whole Percy defeating Ares thing is a funny joke within the fandom, but there is just no way that happened without Percy having help. Ares has really only ever been defeated once and it was by Athena, the other main war goddess and prodigy of Zeus. In no world is he getting his ass kicked by a scrawny 12 year old who doesn't even know how his powers work yet.

#honestly im juat so sick of thr Ares slander #he is arguably the best Olympian. pit some respect on his name #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo ares #pjo tv show #pjotv #pjo tv spoilers #ares

[aqricus]

yo why are high level players so MEAN ADKCMSAK

#i was doing commissions earlier and an ar 50 something requested to join and i was like okay why not #bc i’ve never co opped before #THEY WERE SO RUDE #also they stole two of my sweet flowers #so i hope they fall down the stairs and suffer minor injuries but that’s all. just enough for them to have to pause before getting out of #bed for like two days #THEN AN AR 60 SJOWED UP #AND I WAS LIKE. maybe they’re nice #THEY WERE NOT #I WAS FOOLED #the low level character slander is so real #i’m deleting the game immediately /j

[hojlundaise]

😙💖🫶 after leicester

#manchester united #i miss times like these so much #also lichas so smol and so full of love i cjdanflkasbf #i had tears welling up in my eyes giffing sjkafsjdfsl im down bad #watch me go back to slandering them after we lose to ars*nal #+