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wiiildflowerrr · 1 year
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@5SOS: you have cool tattoos sir
23 October 2014
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dollyreblogs · 2 years
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Okay I just thought of this while watching YouTube stuff, but what if the DoD’s like podcast/video thing (I TOTALLY FORGET WHAT ITS CALLED BUT ITS WHERE THEY THIRST OVER VILLAINS) and they have a segment like the ‘celebrities reading thirst tweets’ videos where they bring a villain on and have them react to thirst tweets about themselves-
Oh, it was Darkbeat AND FKEJFJEJF THAT'D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY.
THE THING IS A MAJORITY OF THESE THIRST TWEETS WERE PROBABLY FROM KYLER IF THEY WERE A GIRL. OR LIKE, ASHTON BUT WHEN HE FIRST MOVED TO CENTRAL CITY.
But like Elazar reading those thirst tweets and being all: "I can tell these were from Chase but this was like...months before we were dating-"
AND POOR DENJI CAN'T GET THROUGH HIS VIDEO.
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lovercth · 8 months
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Thinking about the time Calum experienced the stages of grief while Ashton read a thirst tweet
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ghost-of-you · 6 months
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The thirst tweet video is hilarious for many reasons, but especially for Ashton reading that last tweet all calmly with the other 3 fucking losing it. Ashton says he’ll soften it a bit but censors exactly one word and otherwise reads the tweet in its entirety, Calum is deeply judging the double munch, Michael loses it the second Ashton read the tweeter would tear it up and barely regained the ability to read the tweet himself, and Luke’s face was blocked by the tweet so we couldn’t see his reaction, which is the biggest crime. I hope that tweeter was proud of themself, I know I thought it was hilarious
I think that video has some really great meme material, the double munch tweet being a gold mine. I will never get over Ashton censoring exactly one word lol, the way Michael takes the tweet to read it himself, Calum as questioning everything koskskspskaoaka i think Luke was more shocked than anything else tho, dude was all 😳 once they took the tweet off his face.
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daydadahlias · 2 years
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one of my fave parts of the 5sos thirst tweets vid is when michael is rereading the slormp tweet and ashton is mouthing along in the background happily
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notdxbya · 3 years
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no one:
ashton stans, randomly: ashton irwin, let me eat that *ahem* like a fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra maple syrup, i'd tear that shit up. i say some SLORMP on that bitch, you feel me? your knees could be the apple pie on the side, i'd munch munch and wash it down with a cold glass of my tears.
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Luke's face when Michael says 'give it to me. Now' before they play nitsw its too funny
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totes5sos · 4 years
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cal shook and traumatised by “double munch”
cal is the definition of o_o
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devilatmydoor · 4 years
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I was tagged by @notinthesameguey to read the iconic thirst tweet about eating Ashton’s ass 
I tag (if you want to babes)  @calumscalm @currentlyupcalsass @clemmings @tirednotflirting @tpwkcal
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ashtonsunshine · 5 years
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5 Seconds Of Summer Reads Thirst Tweets
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ghost-of-you · 6 months
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Michael grabbing that thirst tweet to read it himself almost feels like he’s just hoping/thinking that maybe Ashton made that whole thing up to shock the rest of them, only to get the tragic proof that no, Ashton read exactly what it said. Man’s out there desperately wishing Ashton was just pranking them with that, only to experience the cruel reality that some person truly did tweet that
No, but the way he fully believes that is something Ashton would just improvise on the spot in the middle of a promotional video tho. He was hoping it was Ashton because it was better for his mental health that someone didn't just put that internet, yes, but he just no that could totally be something Ashton would say because he's in a silly goofy mood.
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calumhood-imagines · 5 years
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DOUBLE MUNCH?? 🤯😳
😂😂 I cannot with this dude.
5 Seconds of Summer reads thirst tweets
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glitterylukess · 4 years
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I'm fully soft for Luke with his bleached hair rn. cutest man to ever exist 🥺
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wokeup5sostrash · 5 years
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I meant to upload this days ago, yet it’s still sitting in my camera roll. 🙄
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talkfastcal · 2 years
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I hope the person who wrote that McDonald’s thirst tweet to ashton is having a great day
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