#at least I have chicken

[gallade-x-treme]

LEEROOOOOOOY JAGEN

#Banished from the Hero's Party I Decided to Live a Quiet Life in the Countryside #Danan LeBeau #Rit #Red #at least i have chicken

[canisalbus]

I swapped them around in a silly doodle

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#Vasco! what have they done to you?! #he finally caught the skrunklies #it's contagious #or maybe there's something horribly wrong with the ambient pressure and he's not agreeing with it at all #it's jarring that (at least to me) both Machetes read as Machete they're the opposite ends of the Machete spectrum #his form oscillates between an exposed nerve and a unicorn I get it #but swapped Vasco is #a whole new mystery critter #actually he's kind of cute #I would take him home #give him a bath in the sink and feed him some grilled chicken maybe that'll make him feel more like himself #real Vasco is toasted to perfection this one looks burnt at the edges and raw in the middle #I love his little off-model sheep ear #couldn't even keep his glorious floppers poor boy #gift art #foilthepiglin #own characters #Machete #Vasco

[pokeberry5]

inspired by those textposts about dick rocking up to the rest of titans with tim for the first time and kori et al. being like: is that the stalker kid???

bonus:

warm ups:

#sart #dc #koriand'r #tim drake #victor stone #dick grayson #dick & tim #'i'll do a quick meme redraw between things' <- A FOOL #i was skimming ntt issues for costume refs and im. So concerned #also apologies to the people who've actually read ntt i could not for the life of me tell who was and wasnt still part of the roster #by the time tim is fully robin and hanging with dick #i dont think i did kori's hair justice :') #and i chickened out of her og costume bc it's. a Lot #also this is unironically my favorite nightwing look #MULLETWING MY BELOVED #GONE TOO SOON #at least in batman collected stuff #ig i have to read ntt too at some point #ALSO if anyone knows the textpost im talking about!!! pls lmk #bc i cant find it

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

Read from left to right

#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Chilchuck tims #marcille donato #spoilers #dunmeshi au #Maid cafe au #Marchil #Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao #i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more #The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more #You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence #Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw #they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4– #i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years… #Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing #I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be #idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au #romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you #once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair #the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me #shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken #oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front #Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty #Understaffed struggles are so real #People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything #There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk #The pay IS good at least #Modern au

[uncharted-constellations]

Sasuke boutta drop the hottest diss-track of 2k23

#naruto #sasuke uchiha #art #my art #this started with the idea of sasuke having tigers for summons and then for whatever reason changed to chickens #i have no idea why #but yeah this is vaguely influenced by a nart fic im writing that ill probably never finish #but im trying to get a good 12 chapters out of it before i crash so #we’ll see if i have at least a part one #anyways give sasuke sakuras hitai-ate 2023 #i think its fun! #eyestrain

[rocketbirdie]

the tyrant king

#gotta admit dreadking is the perfect name #considering how much i dread the thought of ever having to fight this flaming bastard lizard chicken again. #but at least he's got cool colors! #my art <3 #monster hunter #monhun #mh #rathalos

[alphabetcompletionist]

i think i've finally got streaming worked out, but in case i haven't, we're gonna do a trial run this wednesday in preparation for the inbox unboxing. come join me or don't, it's optional. (this post goes up at ~2PM EST if that gives you any idea)

twitch.tv/alphabetcompletionist

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXY

24/26

#and per se and #i know i have the toggle flipped for VODs at least #it's more getting everything lined up right in OBS i worry about #was hoping for monday but i forgot it's a holiday. the delay's for the best anyhow i think #you lot better hold me to this btw. feel like i might chicken out

[foldingfittedsheets]

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I was so hoping that my unhinged pickle post didn’t make the cut… alas…

#tumblrtop10 #top ten posts of 23 #not surprising #I thought the chicken fucking would be on here but I guess the date of origin was 2022 so I at least don’t have that to be embarrassed abou #ramblies

[kedreeva]

Do you eat peahen eggs? If yes, what do they taste like?

My wife raises geese and their eggs are huge, 3x the size of a hen’s eggs, and are generally fluffier and delicately sweeter.

I do! They taste like an egg.

I'm not allowed to answer anything more, apparently

#the yolk is REALLY THICK #like dense #I've had goose and duck and they're fairly similar in consistency #waterfowl tend to have fluffy whites #peafowl whites are also pretty dense #Personally I like peafowl eggs better than chicken and duck and goose and quail #but quail is a close second #very smooth and silky yolk #hardboiled quail eggs are the best egg #it's just the right amount of egg parts #anything bigger and you're wading through a sea of white #and whites are my least favorite to eat #usually I cook the yolks of peafowl eggs for me and give the whites back to the birds #asks #peafowl #eggs #bug the peahen #peahens

[flightlesskiwi]

I don’t think the Rat Grinders are irredeemable or whatever but I DO think a lot of people are putting the onus on Brennan specifically to redeem them or “write them a redemption arc”, like yes it is a show and there has to be character narratives especially for foils to your PCs, but ttrpgs are fundamentally a /collaborative/ storytelling medium, the thing about DnD is that the players have to invest in the NPCs, they have to give them the time and space to redeem themselves through interacting with them, the reason we see characters like Aelwyn and Ragh get a redemption arc & change and develop is because the Bad Kids went out of their way to talk to them (In Aelwyn’s case Adaine had to commit to redeeming her sister on multiple occaisions). Lets not forget there have been other teen villains, like Penelope, Dayne and Biz who the Bad Kids just straight up killed in combat, who didn’t get redeemed. Do I think it’s fully possible that the Rat Grinders can experience redemption/forgiveness and it would be narratively satisfying? Absolutely! But, imo, a lot of the narrative thrust behind wether a character gets redemption is in the hands of the players, and it would be a little bit unsatisfying if being freed from their rage crystals immediately gave them all full personality transplants (like removing all of Kipperlily’s anger and ambition for example)

#like idk a lot of ppl are taking some really strong stances when the season isn’t even over yet #also I feel like the players have been putting together the mystery and feeling a lot of animosity and rivalry with the rat grinders #so the likelihood of them just beating their asses and killing them is a non zero chance #equally if they defeat Porter before he ascends and The Rat Grinders get free from their weird rage crystals #that’s like a totally different narrative angle #SO #idk I’d say I’m hopeful they get a chance at being redeemed or at least freed from their rage crystals #but I’m not counting my chickens #I find them all to be interesting characters and agree that they’re kids in a difficult situation #but from the perspective of the Bad Kids idk if that’s enough justification for their redemption #text #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #d20 fantasy high #kiwi.txt #I know it’s a little hubristic to post this RIGHT before the episode drops but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #fantasy high #rat grinders

[fernfreakingtastic]

If you're having a bad day but think you don't deserve someone or even yourself being nice to you:

Shane, even at his lowest, has the farmer want to see him and care about hearing how he's doing. Even when he was at his meanest/lowest points in the game, everyone that collectively put in the effort to see those hearts with him rise up knew what they were walking into. They still came by sometimes every single day they could to give him something they hoped he liked and talked to him to see how he was doing. They genuinely wanted to see him smiling and happy with his aunt and niece and get better. Whether platonically or romantically they care for him

You deserve your own farmer.

You deserve to treat yourself like how the farmer treats Shane when they're trying to get his heart events

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv shane #me having feelings when someone accurately describes why i love Shane #i dont like how if you marry him his room in the house is an utter mess with cans but honesty #i look at my room especially on my bad days with the pop cans i keep forgetting to recycle or at least get out of my room #and i remember Shane probably has bad days to #i'd check to help him try to keep it cleaned up whether just as a reminder or actually helping him #i wouldnt make him feel like shit but still call him out if it was needed #i need to be like the farmer and care about myself like i care about Shane #If i wanna see those blue chickens i need to give myself something i like that makes me happy #add on: i do still understand why some people dont like Shane and honestly? completely fine with that! they see him differently than i do #also yes hi im not dead im just 🌟tired but trying🌟

[sunnibits]

god. something about samfro is so…

#idk. something ab the fact that Sam is a gardener and a cook. or at least enjoys/is good at cooking. #like…. the implications. the fact that out of all the companions you could have chosen to accompany our frail sad protagonist #into a harsh grey land with no joy and no light or warmth #the fact that Sam cooks for him?? for both of them?! #the fact that he kept soices in his pocket and carried it all that way?? just in case they were having a roast chicken one night!!! #(​*spices) #the way he makes sure Frodo always gets enough food and drink. that he always gets enough to eat. even when Frodo is so weak and tired #like!! theyre in the middle of a wasteland so far from home but Samwise Gamgee is cooking him a hot meal and filling his belly with soup!! #it’s SO fucking tender and SO fucking special to me #I love Sam so much and I love those gay little hobbits #do you remember the taste of strawberries…. #samfro #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #lotr #oh btw Vee if ur seeing this. this was unfinished in my drafts but I decided to complete my thoughts and post it right now just for u #I wanted to make you feel insane hope u enjoy

[brittie-frog]

You know what my favourite part of watching blue's POV of purgatory?

Whenever they walk into their base and the background noise of snowball throwing from their xp farm and the screaming of the hundreds of chickens in like a 3x3 hole.

#just everytime they walk in #also the minor mooing in the back but at least theyve given more space to them #i dont know the exact dimensions but #bad did joke about waiting till they died of compression sydrome #bolas rojas have the ROO ROO ROO of their cult but soulfire have the clucking of hundreds of chickens #which would you rather have in the background for your fav streamer 24/7?? #qsmp #qsmp team blue #qsmp team soulfire #qsmp purgatory

[murrao2]

MURRAO'S MARIO'S MADNESS MODELS MARCH: DAY 19

I don't know enough about the Mario Party DS Anti-Piracy series to make a good joke so I'm just gonna point and say "HOLY SHIT JUNO SONGS REAL???" and hope people find it funny.

DJ Hallyboo - The Host -

Please reblog these posts if you like them, as that will get more people to see them!

#fnf #fnf fanart #friday night funkin #mario's madness #dj hallyboo #mario party ds anti piracy #juno songs #blockbench #fanart #art #3d #3d art #horrorbrew #murrao art #murrao's mario's madness models march #unfortunately might be my least favorite model so far #he isn't bad i'm just not as satisfied with how he turned out as i am with the others #also he originally didn't have legs like a muppet #but i saw in the cutscene before all stars that he does actually have legs #so i had to add them real quick lmao #also if juno somehow sees this i'll Chicken McFucking lose it

[mishkakagehishka]

Being an adult is a mixed bag bc on the one hand if i'm craving something, i can simply go and buy it and nobody can tell me i can't, but on the other hand, i have to buy it myself with my own money and time.

#and then i also have to make it myself #i wanna give frying chicken a try and all #but then my flour has expired so i have to buy flour i have to buy crumbs i have to buy the chicken... #i can make it with a side of rice so at least i have that #i could try and buy some sorta salad too and maybe mozzarella or feta to mix in it #and i wanna buy cereal i'm kinda craving it too #so ig today'll be interesting