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morriganpostofficial · 2 years

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froggies-bloggie · 2 years

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Avocado couple broccoli 😍

#Avocado couple #I remember when I watched avocado couple #those were the times #she was my gay awakening

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vaynglories · 2 months

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#context: there's not much in my pantry/fridge lol #but i do got these avocados #and rice. and bread.#couple of eggs left i think.#wild shrieks.txt

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proficientatfreakness · 1 month

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[ID: A gif of a tabby, Tabi, sitting on a table with papers, a keyboard and a mouse. A finger approaches slowly to boop her, and she retaliates booping with extreme violence and heavy use of claws. The attacks are so fast her paws have motion blur. The hand ends unscathed and the cat retires indignant.]

#boop #tabi #Tabitha Theodosia Dameron is the name and it's all Avocado's fault really #the mauling wasn't that bad only a couple minor scratches I swear she used to shred me alive she's now well behaved #This gif is of her being well behaved you can't imagine the hellcat she used to be #i again blame avocado for this

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pinkyjulien · 11 months

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▶ Snaps from the 🥑Avocados🥑 groupchat | 02/?? ━ Template available here!

Inspired by this adorable art from @valrez 🥺🧡 finally GOT AROUND TO MOD IT HGFH

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Mitch Anderson #Valentin Da Silva #Aldecaldos #OTP: High Voltage #MLM #Screenshot #Virtual Photography #avocados snaps #PANZERBABYYYYYY #a couple of PanzerGonks fr fr #gift: art #valrez #AHGFH J'suis parti sur un Design 👀#Devenu canon pour Val c'est l'un de ses pyjamas now j'ai décidé uwu

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capitalisticveins · 3 months

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We were just getting yelled at for watching a fight the other day and now we're learning how to pick avocados never take Seminar yall

#if you need it immediately take the one that you can see ur fingerprint on when you press it #if you dont buy a semi-hard one it'll get good in a couple days when you do need it #some mf in the back said he wants a tiny avocado

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avocado-kobold · 1 year

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Happy bday to my lovely otter. I love you deeply and appreciate the massive heart you have. Love you cutie!~🥰💕✨ @fudge-the-otter

#my art #artists on tumblr #sfw #digital art #furry art #furry artist #furry #cleanfur #anthro art #fursona #furry fandom #kobold #avocado #bday art #fudge the otter #femboy #ftm #furry couple art

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singswan-springswan · 2 years

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KRIFF

“I want everyone to know you’re my yellow-bellied sand-swimmer.”

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saepiae · 1 year

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millenials want free healthcare cause they keep injuring themselves in avocado incidents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭

#i scraped myself during an avocado incident yesterday :(#also omg i met this girl i know’s girlfriend a couple weeks back and she had to get full on avocado incident related stitches #idt either of us are millenials though but for the sake of the

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cookinguptales · 1 year

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me: wow, I'm feeling a lot better today. maybe I'll even go for a nice walk after breakfast, enjoy the lovely weather

me: *accidentally consumes my main allergen*

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#what a couple of days lmao #just me #I'll be okay it's just a little swelling #it was just something made with avocado oil not like... a big chunk of avocado

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daisys-gard3n · 2 years

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bruno would be the other half of my avocado

#brudaisy #i bought an avocado costume and it was discounted bc it was a couples costume but someone stole the one with the pit #bruno would play along with my shenanigans

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six-of-ravens · 2 years

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well, today fkn sucks

went to the bulk barn, spent more than expected (whoops), come out and a bird has shit on my car, decide I'll go to the gas station and get a car wash, pay $12 for gas bc I forgot you can't JUST buy a car wash and I don't want to be driving in circles trying to find a place where you can, realize afterwards there's a pylon in front of the entrance, ask the cashier about it and she's like "oh yeah the car wash is out of order" and refuses to refund me bc the car wash I bought is "good for 2 months" even though this is Alberta and by the time their dumb car wash is fixed it'll be too cold to wash your car anyway, so I come home and decide I'm gonna just wash the bird shit off myself, on the way home remember there was a paper taped to the pump but the wind had blown it so that the text wasn't visible to me, and I thought it was unimportant bc it was specifically taped to the part of the pump where you scan your membership thing, but in hindsight it probably said the car wash was out of order AND the cashier must think I'm an idiot Karen for buying a thing I can't use and then asking for a refund even though I wasn't rude just disappointed AND

anyway yeah I spent $23 for gas I didn't need and a car wash I can't use and literally blew my entire weekly grocery and spending budgets in one day and I'm NOT CRYING I'M NOT CRYING I'M NOT CRYING

#it's been A Day lads #overspent for avocados bc i entered the wrong thing in the self checkout #then went to walmart and they once again didnt have the protien powder i use so i had to get more expensive stuff #AND THEN THIS!#anyway today is a massive disappointment and it's not even 11 #and now im petulantly like 'i will never go to that gas station again' bitch you will its the closest place to go for gas #wish i had the mental wherewithal to try and get into the new car wash place a couple blocks south but noooo #i went somewhere familiar that BETRAYED ME

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giaarnold · 1 month

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Easy Egg and Avocado Toast Take your avocado toast from good to best by using seeded whole wheat bread and a few dashes of lemon juice and red pepper flakes.

#grain bread #avocado #power couple #main dishes #egg #fats

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jasonburton · 3 months

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Easy Egg and Avocado Toast - Main Dishes