#back tf off

[cherries-and-knives]

Winter is about rotting in your room binge reading/watching your favorite series and I find it extremely rude that school is trying to interfere with my sacred ritual.

#excuse u I haven’t finished Gilmore girls yet #ANDDDD I haven’t finish bosbas yet ;-; #back tf off #also yes this isn’t truly related to anything but I just felt like complaining #relatable #text post #relatablity #winter #book worm #what tf do I even tag this as lmao #book worm is so lame #I quit

[yfmconfessions2]

I wanna smack kid puffs face

YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT

#HE IS UNDER MY PROTECTION #BACK TF OFF #yfm #your favorite martian #confession

[neptune-scythe]

If any of the phobes and bigots wanna start shit today come at me

But stay the fuck away from my boyfriend

#back tf off #I'll fight you #nobody trolls my boyfriend and gets away with it #read the room bitches

[mitskiluvers]

girls thinkin they straight and then maya hawke comes around the corner 

#maya hawke #my gf #back tf off

[yukierree]

Pierre I know it’s hard to stay away from your love but I am asking you too

#back tf off #f1 lb

[moonlit-typewriter]

This is a(n) (un)friendly reminder that ACTORS/CELEBRITIES DO NOT OWE YOU SHIT.

They are entitled to privacy and the ability to choose what they do and don't want to share with fans and they are not obligated to share their reasons for not wanting to disclose.

Just because their jobs tend to put them into the public eye, it doesn't give fans the right to speculate about and/or harass them or pressure them into forsaking their privacy and personal comfort.

Actors and celebrities are people, the same as their fans. The only difference is what they do when they go to work. Any fan that refuses to respect those boundaries and instead chooses to continuously nag them into relenting needs to rethink the way they're conducting themselves. It's immature and only shows the person that their fans don't respect them as people, only as modes of entertainment.

#kit connor #yes this is about that twitter post #heartstopper #rebel wilson #absolutely sickening #everyone deserves privacy #back tf off #we're not entitled to anything #lgbt representation #queer actors #lgbtq

[nestofthcrns-a]

this is??? the third time someone has dragged me for not making my muse their canonic sexuality…

#:: ( ✹ ) :: left the nest ooc #my blog my rules #back tf off

[time-woods]

late night talks

#back at it with the lasso tool #love that thing sm #this was also like mostly done on magma bc i was feeling off with csp when i was drawin #chasing stars au #sīdus the fallen star #prismo the wishmaster #the carmine cavalier #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time au #tf when you just want to hold the being youve grown oh so close to but you just cant build up the courage to do so #fear and love go hand in hand at times

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I imagine barnaby trying to be all cool and flirting with howyd subtly but his smoke gives him away fjsns

he thinks he's smooth smh...

#cracking up thinking about this ngl #like howdy continues on with work #and whoever's at the table with barn - lets say uhhhh idk julie #is like 'awww your smoke turns pink when you talk to him' #and barn just freezes a la 'excusemeitfuckingWHAT' #aaaand Slam that panic button #bbg didnt know.... #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #anyway i think ill never draw a better howdy #i squandered my Him points on an au scribble- AN AU SCRIBBLE #ive peaked ill never get any better! #< lie. there's always room for improvement and reaching new heights #on the flip side i had such a rough time with barn #its always an exchange - i can either draw a good howdy or a good barn Never both smh #still though idk How this came out as good as it has i have not drawn in days #nary a line nor doodle to be found... #but covid is wearing off and babey i am BACK! #slowly. it beat me up pretty good ngl #it took me tf out im gonna be extra tired for a while... #but since my congestion has cleared up and im not Hacking and Sniffling anymore #stream soon probably! Normal Stream To Get Back In The Swing Of Things #it feels like ive been sick for a thousand years but i think its been like #three days??? i really dont know... #i hope everyone is doing well and Not getting covid. wear your mask #i wore mine but my stepdad didnt and Look What Fuckin Happened

[its-all-down-hill]

#lmao #truth #back tf off

[tariah23]

aisjsjjensnJAJAJ

#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!! #I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out #just… write one? #yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl #there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny #I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on #having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight #I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not #I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao #no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so #crying #you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’ #rambling

[absentlyabbie]

reading this book and it describes this fantasy tiered city built on the side of a mountain and it has one "impossibly long" stairway for traversing from one tier to another

and all i can think is "wow that is awful urban design."

without even getting into the inherent ableism (but hey! fantasy city with fantasy races which are naturally superior and therefore pretty much never experience disability, of course, because that's what superiority means) of the apparently sole system of traveling between levels of this city being stairs and only stairs, it's a freaking deathtrap.

one impossibly long unbroken stairway across the breadth of a tiered city built into the side of a mountain? no landings are described, even. without some kinda natural break, one moment of clumsiness or an unfriendly shove and someone is having a long, long tumble to a broken neck (and broken everything else.)

#at MINIMUM it should be gently sloped wide stairs between each level with the next staircase set off to the left #and the next off to the right and then back and then forth again #so that if someone SHOULD have a terrible accident they at least stand a chance of a shorter fall and maybe not dying #but how tf also is freight carted around this city #please tell me there are ramps or even freight elevators somewhere #also also #THINK OF THE TRAFFIC JAMS even on foot yikes #worldbuilding nitpicking

[th1rt33n]

can you tell the tism twins are my favorites mostly knives doodles cus the bastard has taken up residence in my brain as of late

#trigun #trigun maximum #trimax #vash the stampede #millions knives #knives millions #rem saverem #nicholas d. wolfwood #trimax spoilers #kinda? #not sure so i'll just tag anyways lol #i am desperately figuring out how tf to draw knives #my new favorite bastard man #it has been almost a month since i finished trimax and i'm still not over it #every time i feel the trigun brainworms fading they come back stronger #also first image is vaguely based off that one 98 promo image(?) #i think i'm not sure what it is but i think abt it a lot #my art #fanart

[transformhim]

I wish…

Wow, that’s open-ended. Hmmm…

I wish… that I could climb out of the phone or the computer or whatever you’re reading this on, and be there right now in the room or the bus or the subway or wherever you are with you.

I wish that once I was there, I could read your mind and see exactly what it is you want physically in a man. Whether you like them big or small, thick or thin, jock or bear or twink or otter or anything else in between, from whatever part of the world, however hairy or hairless, whatever it is you like to see.

I wish that I could mold my body into the type of man that you most desire, into the very image of your lust. Of course I’d let you worship me as I flexed and posed while I swelled into the grunting muscle beast that you always dreamed of, moving your hands to different zones of my body and feeling the fibers of muscle contract and expand while you squeezed them, my skin growing tighter and firmer under your touch. Of course I’d let you hold me and touch me while I shrank smaller and smaller into a much thinner frame, letting you manhandle my bubbled, rounded ass while you made out with my pillowy twink lips. Of course I’d let you squeeze me while I leaned my swelling weight against you, feeling my bod grow thicker and juicier while you ran your hands through the forrest of hair sprouting all over my heavy bear body. Whatever you wanted to see, whatever you desired, I’d mold my body to make it so for you.

I wish that I could use my body that’s been transformed into the object of your lust to fulfill the deepest, most carnal fantasies you have. You want me to flex for you and grow massively, impossibly bigger and buffer while I widen your hole with my god cock? Sounds great! You wanna suck my boulder-like man tits until you drink from them to swell into a hung, hunky muscle beast like me? Yum! You want to make me into your obedient leather pup cum slut? How exciting! You want to use me as a body suit or possess me so you can use my powers to experience this kind of body modification on your own? Dude, let’s do it! You want me to flood you and your bed and whoever else is around with a geyser of my cum? I love doing that! You want to suck off my 8 or 9 or 10 or 11 or 12 or, hell, even 15 incher while I suck off yours until we unload into each others guts? Count me in! You want to rim and finger and fist my puckering hole, or you want me to do yours? I’m game for either! You wanna give me the power to do whatever I want to do to you, your pole, your holes, until I make you cum harder than you ever have or ever will in your life. Man, I want the same fuckin thing!

I wish that after you and I are done with each other that you tell all of your friends about me. I wish that for the rest of my life, I’m being called upon by each and every one of you to fulfill your most carnal, most secretive, most fucked up fantasies. I wish that I could be a god of fantasy, lust, desire, carnal pleasures—an andro-Aphrodite, an erotic Eros, a devious Dionysus, a titillating Tu’er Shen, a lusty Tlazolteotl. Whatever you want, bro you’ve got it.

Kind of a broadly-encompassing wish, but the heart wants what the heart wants!

#male transformation #male tf #muscle #ama #reality change #wish fulfillment #whoops kinda went off there #but no kidding i’m aiming on coming back as an incubus or something lmao #aim for the stars yknow

[ploppymeep]

#my art #tf #starscream #transformers #g1 #just realized i forgot his wings just pretend i ripped them@off his back idk

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'